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just incase you all forgot the greatest fic ever known to spc fans around the world.im just gonna copy paste it cuz its not to long.

BE WARNED. THIS FIC IS HEAVY ON PROFANITY.

And If you don't laugh, there's something wrong with you.


The Day The Pizza Cats Pwned
By: Scerviche


Its was a leet day in Little Tokyo and Speedy just got back for a huge delivery. He had a lot of things on his mind and a pickle sandwich in his hands.

Speedy: * Brusts threw front doors* Omfg we have to go and fight the evil killer crabs from outer space with cyber guns electric eyes.

Polly: wtf??? Are you on the drugs?

Guido: woooo ohlas we gotta do dis right here.

The gang run out of the parlour and head towards the beach to fight the cyber crabs from out space. Along the way they met Bill Gates who threw a pie at them and it hit speedy in the face impaling him into the wall and then he said ouch and and got up and kicked Bill Gates in the nuts and then they were at the beach and they were on the fighting with the reds of the rubber swords of doom.

Speedy: oh snap my power it is going from my holy shell of a body.

Polly: I am also feeling the pain threshhold of what is soon to be the fait of our brothers in the space!

Guido: you guys are seriously f**ked.

An with that the speedy cerviche let go a cats eye slash and saved the day yay!

Little Tokyo: Omfg you saved the day!

Speedy: woot lets go back and make some of a pizza to witch we will be enjoying eating.

Speedy still had that pickle sandwich in his hands and he was about to eat it when they were at the parlour watching the t.v when the news came on and he saw a thing on the thing witch made him drop his sandwich.

Speedy: oh nos my sandwich, Polly make me a new one befor I get the food lack!

Polly: oh nos we wouldn’t want that!

Just then something happned and made speedy fly into the wall when he was about to reach for the sandwitch that would make is hunger vanish like the power of the grey skull of the forest known as prince.

Speedy: Argggg I am hurt with that hit from the skull!

Polly: I will get you back for it!

Just then Polly jumped at the skull and smashed her face into it and make her eyes cave into there sockets.

Polly: LolOlololol!!111 my eyes are hurting with stuff.

Polly fell on the floor, shook for a few minuts, then lay still.

Speedy: OH MY f**kING GOD HULK!!!!!!

Speedy then shot some enerfy from with in the pickle sandwich he had in his possesion and blew up the skull sending it to the other world!

Speedy: Omfg I won the battle now time spend victory with Polly!

Speedy then proceddes to pick up the body of the Polly and head to the stairs that wicht to lead upwards

THE END!!!!!!

Or is it??!?@!@1&$%645




and im out.....

Man, that is the great stuff I've ever read. Seriously.  :)

Burkey

Hahaha, one of these days I'm going to do something like that.

Doesn't take much to write something like this, just let it all go and not care what happens!

Burkey

Oye vaye~
It's so good... :D  yet so bad...  8O

Whoever invented newb talk needs to be... umm...
Given a proper speaking course~ ^^;


But like I said, your story was good for the type of feel you were going for~! ^_^

necro bump because of all the less then steller fiction in this forum.

This is how you write good fiction.

maybe i should write my own fan-fict....well i already have done 2, but i posted one, but i didnt like it, so watch out

but a brilliant fan-fcit nonetheless

Hahaha... Ohh man the classics.

The only one that still gets me to this day is the OMFG HULK moment.. Right out of McV.

~Burkey

Haha! Wow... that is so random, and confusing, and eloquently horrible that I just HAD to laugh through the whole thing.  :D What's with the pickle sandwich???

SCerviche and I wrote this fic like.. in 2003, out of sheer boredom and hilarity. It's still the best fan-fiction to graze the internet since... ever!

~Burkey