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You all know what we need? We need a new Samurai Pizza Cats Quotes thread!

Please only post 1 quote per post.

A quote is defined here as either 1 really nifty saying, or a hilarious exchange of character dialogue.

For this one... I wouldn't mind seeing some KNT stuff. If you do, please make sure to label it as being from KNT.

Now... Let the fun begin!... I hope...  :O

KNT ep 39:
Madonna: (whipping & Kodachi-esque laughter) "Ojou-sama to yo obi!"
Karakaras: "Ojou-sama!"
Karamaru: (exasperated sound)

and earlier:
Michael: "Hey, you! Bad bad, you are BAD!"

Guido: "this is a real swanky condominium" -from Kind of a Drag

"Don't worry! Blowing up is good for you -- clears those arteries out!"

~ Captain Nitro, "Youth is for Exploding"

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Elephant: Is this where I audition for 'The Wonder Ears'?
Big Al: [dismayed] I thought we'd seen it all. Send him away!

Now, the elephant's off to Extra's Island...

Elephant: [distantly] Hey, aren't you Fred Savage?

~ "Field of Screwballs"

saw this one on a fansite once...didn't say the ep:
Fran or Polly: Don't sneeze on the pizza
Guido: Yeah, or we'll have to charge for extra toppings

Some random character passing by:

Huh? What's a Big Bird doing here? Scram! Go back to public TV. We don't want your kind around here.

04 The Great Golden Cluck

One word says it all: Ishkabibble!

BOHOHOHOHOHHH!!! I just remember quotes in spanish so would be stupid post them here...

In the mexican version the elephant asked by the audition of Ninja Elephants and when he was on the boat in the distance he shouted: Hey! You aren't Donatello!!!

 :O

From 1st episode of KNT,  :guido: delivers pizza to :lucille: . Then he says:
036-Sukashii:    "Boku wa ima pizza ni shitto shite imasu. Anata ni taberarunante nante shiawase na. Kawareru mon nara boku ga taberaretai!"
In English: "Now I am envying this pizza! To be eaten by you, what felicity! How I wish to become me the one to be eaten!"
:guido: has some tasteless phrases to impress girls.  :P

Here's an old favourite of mine. It always raises a laugh!

   Jerry Atrick to Big Cheese:
   "I can't look - it's degrading for a crook to see his boss wearing eye-liner!"

from episode 24, "Gender Bender Butterflies"

That's downright NASTY!!  :O Atleast it sounds nasty when put in English... If a guy in real life were to say that to a girl I think he'd just get a big slap in the face (unless she was a cannibal)

 Ep2:If You Knew Sushi Like I Know Sushi

Speedy: Badbird your mother wears army boots and youve got a face that could stop a clock.

Also from Episode 2:

Narrator:  "What's that up in the sky?  A flaming ball of fire?  The remains of my illustrious career?  No!"

From "Quake, Rattle, and Roll"

Francine (to Guido): Think that Pop-up book's too scary to make a nice birthday present for my nephew?

Guido: Well..I think that depends on a whole lot whether you want your nephew to grow up.


Here's a scene with Speedy confronting the SunDance Kid about size in "A Mission In Manhattan"

Speedy: Oh yeah, who says you're any taller than I am

Sundance: Ye of little faith.

Kid
Mama what do they call that thing they shoot the cats out of?

Mama
I'm not sure, but I think they call it a catapult.

Kid
Boy, I'm glad I didn't have to say that line...

[about Lucille, in "Speedy's Double-Time Trick]

Polly: How does she do that?

Speedy: She just has an explosive personality!

Guido: Now, there's a pun that's not worth explaining.

Episode: "Phony Baloney Cats"

Big Cheese: *laughing* "I haven't felt this good since the pigs ate my sister!"

Now for some reason... after watching everything prior to it... that's rather amusing.

Also, that whole '100 dollar coin' thing. I can't quite remember how it goes, though... something like this.

Narrator: "Suddenly, the spectacular Speedy sees something that may -"
Speedy: "Wrong what the spectacular Speedy sees is MONEY!" *whoosh*
Narrator: "Sorry folks... my mistake..."

*When Francine runs to greet Bucky*
Narrator: Oh boy... this is getting too sappy. Before the poor girl makes a fool out of herself, let's see what Big Al is up to. (we see Big Al sleeping) Who... incidently... looks pretty foolish himself.

Narrator: Big Cheese awakens with a snout and a start! *Big Chesse falls back aslepp* ....briefly....

I apologise if this one has already been done, but...

Bad Bird: "I have to go... I, er, have an appointment at the dentist's!"
Speedy: "It's important to floss!"
*victory dance*
Speedy: "HOORAY! I not only beat Bad Bird but I'm also cavity-free!"

And from the 'Destructo Robots' episode...

"I'm shocked, I'm chagrined. And to show my shame we'll all jump off this roof backwards."

*outside a shop called 'Tabacco'*
"Doesn't tobacco have an 'O' up front?"
"Yes, but it's a filthy habit, so don't draw attention to it."

"What's wrong with this picture?"
"I would never have guessed..."
"How can you say that with a straight face?"
"3 years in acting school."

Also... if someone can correctly quote the 'hero covered in lightning' piece... I'd be very grateful.

You know, bad guys aren't exactly the brightest people in the world.
You'd think they'd remember from the last time they got waxed.
But no, they're gonna follow the script...
And dive right at a hero covered in lightning!

Oh man, I just love Destructo Robots. That episode doesn't get nearly the praise it deserves.
Here's another of my fave Narrator quotes from that ep:

The wheels of justice grind slow, but exceedingly fine.
That has nothing to do with the story, but it sounded good, so I said it.

Huzzah! Thank you very much!

They must of been prophets back then...

Francine - A mysterious force is making people dance wildly and is threatening to destroy our entire way of life..

Guido- Must be rap music

 8)

Big Cheese during one of his tyrades (I think it's during "Kind of a Drag")

"*sob*...And my mother doesn't love me, and I'll never get this fan to open!!"

One quote that I found amusing was in 'The Cheese who stole Christmas'-

Narrator: The Big Cheese is about to get creamed!
*As the cats are flying towards him*

Gets me everytime, for some reason  :D

Guido: "Well, now I've seen everything, as if the wanton destruction of the Brazilian rainforests weren't enough for you, you're the most environmentally irresponsible person I've ever met!"

That one certainly surprised me when I first saw SPC.

One of my new favourites, as I recently learned the meaning behind it. :D

:francine: Okay, I'm here! Get out of the way!
:speedy: Yes, Bwana.

Polly - 'Does this outift make me look HOT?!'
Francine - 'Yeah, it's super sexy alright... Tramp.'

- No Talent Guido

Come to think of it, SPC has loads of jokes that would never make it pass the 'Freakin' FCC' these days.

Some of my ovvn:

"VVant a knuckle sandvvhich?"
"If you feed everyone else, too."
- Bad Bird, Lucielle "Underground, Undervvater, Undercooked."

"If ya don't have anything nice to say, SHUT UP!!"
-Bad Bird- "No Talent Guido" (I've taken to saying this one a lot!)

"Sometimes you take the cake!"
- Polly to Guido "Let The Celler Bevvare."

"Hey guys, I don't vvanna sound insensative, but vve got a shovv to finish, can vve move this scene along?"
"AVV, PUT A SOCK IN IT!!"
-Narrator, Pizza Cats "All You Need Is Love"

"Hey, I take it back! No, I apologize! Honest I do, honest I do, honest I do!!!"
- Bad Bird "Underground, Undervvater, Undercooked"

"Oh, I'm a Pizza Cat and I'm OK,
Make dough at night and bake by day!"
-Speedy "Cheese VVho Stole Christmas"

A couple of my favourites:

:polly: "Aw, what's the matter pussycat?"
:speedy: "Bad Bird said I acted like I was from New York!"
>:[ "I want you to apologize!"
 - A Wet and Wild Weekend!

:guido: "Well Guru Lou was a crashing disappointment. What'll we do now?"
:speedy: "We have to figure out a way to persuade him to help us out otherwise we're doomed!"
>:[ "I'll show you how to persuade him! I'll punch his lights out!!"

:gurulou: "That narrator is a blithering idiot!"
:speedy: "I know! That's what you get at our pay-scale!"
 - The Pizza Cats Are Only Human (Pt 2)

:guido: "Yeah, it's a scream Gouda-breath, an absolute scream. And when we're done with you, you'll be screaming too!"
 - Those Transformin' Felines

Narrator: "At last, the moment of feline truth! The magical and mysterious Ginzu Sword comes to life in a blaze of glory! In the hand of a true Samurai Pizza Cat it is invincible...also real shiny!"
 - Quake, Rattle and Roll

 :bigcheese: : Go away you bimbos; I'm working this side of the street!

I watched Kung Fu Kitty Contest today. I can't believe a line like that made it past the censors.

This is why I love SPC.

I downloaded 'Gender Bender Butterflies' last night and I was in hysterics! I could not believe how saucily sexist those jokes and puns were, and was very surprised that they could get away with most of them!

My fav. quotes;

 :jerry:: No, it's degrading for a criminal mastermind to see his boss wearing eye liner!

and

 :speedy:: Not only did you gender bend the whole town and took away my masculinity, but you called my girlfriend a BABE! Now you'll pay!

 :speedy: : Oh I see, a communist! You good for nothing...

So many good lines from this episode. I use some of them with Halo.

When someone's got the SPNKR, I say: "It's the babe with the nuclear hair-doo!"

Or when someone's tossing grenades, I put on me best bad bird voice and say: "Hey, who's throw'n stuff!?"

I still can't believe they got avvay vvith saying this in a kid's shovv!!  8O

Anyvvay, here are a fevv more:

 :jerry:- To get your tantrum over vvith this early in the episode...I'm relieved, actually.

 :bigcheese:- By tomorrovv I'll have them eating out of my hand....by the vvay, vvhere is my hand?
-No Talent Guido

 :bigcheese:- VVhat kind of an idiot do you take me for?

 :jerry:- I don't knovv, vvhat kinds are there?

:bigcheese:- SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!
- The Cheese VVho Stole Christmas

 :speedy:- They call me Speedy Cerviche. I love that name!
- Drumming Up Trouble VVith A Big Bad Beat.

 :polly:- This is no time for jokes, Speedy!
:speedy:- Hey, if vve don't make this shovv funny, vve're in big trouble!
:polly:- Funny? (giggles)
-Underground, Undervvater, Undercooked

And then people asks why I never download the Spanish episodes... SPC is a lot funnier than Los Gatos Samurai^^

I love this one from Empero¿s Fred has a Hard Time... Anyway I don't know the english script so I'll try to do an accurate translation of what the Narrator says in spanish:

Narrator: Flying over the Pacific finally Guido and Polly have gotten with their advanced equipment what Bad Bird did with just his eyes in the half of time... Find Speedy in the island...

I also love all the comments about Charlton Henston in that episode...

Some more for ya:
 :speedy:- Love my foot!

 :guido:- Why would I love your foot?

 :speedy:- have you ever seen anything so ugly in your life?

 :guido:- Ever look in a mirror? (Guido's SUCH a bastard!)

- Stop Dragon My Cat Around

 :bigcheese:- I'm as nasty as a shark and I have the nicest legs of any villan on TV!

- If You Know Sushi Like I Know Sushi.

 :bigcheese:- Are we about done with the fashion show now?

- Those Transforming Felines

 :polly:- I knopw ya didn't do much, but take a bow anyway, guys!

-Polly's Magical Flute

 :polly:- Sometimes you take the cake!
 - Let The Celler Beware

Heard a couple more good ones when I had a marathon viewing recently:

 :batcat: "See the world" they said! "Excitement and Adventure" they said! All the Rescue Team ever does is clean up!
 :francine: "Batcat, the Pizza Cats are in trouble at the Palace!"
 :batcat: "Like I was saying: I love this job!"
 - Drummin' Up Trouble With A Big Bad Beat

 :francine: "Looks like those wussys need help again!"
 - Big Cheese's Filmy Substance

 :francine: "Hello, Pizza Cats. Uh, hello? Oh, Big Al, I recognised your heavy breathing!"
 - Polly's Magical Flute

A fevv more:

 :bigcheese: Ha,ha...I just love to be punished! HA, HA, HA, HA!!!
- VVet and VVild VVeekend

 :speedy: You forgot to say 'Grace'

 :badbird: Sticks and stones may break your bones but big rocks vvill do even more damage!

 :polly: OK, take it!!!! (slams pizza so hard counter breaks) Heh, heh, I guess that pizza vvasn't as light as I thought.

-Big Cheese Shovvs His Filmy Substance

 :polly: Sigourney VVeaver, move over. Little Polly's here!

-Candid Kitties

*gasp* 8O

There's a quote involving Sigourney Weaver? And I was unaware of it!!?

 :'( I'm not worthy enough to call myself an Aliens fan.

 :speedy:  I'm a real man again!!
 :polly: Don't expect miracles...

Roughly translation from Gdnder Bender Buterflies

 
A fevv more...

:speedy: VVhatever that Limburger is up to, I bet it packs an oder.

 :guido: That's no lie!

 :jerry: (singing): You put your left foor in, you take your left foot out- hey! You put your..

 :bigcheese: Jerry! Please sit dovvn, this is not entertaining!

-VVet and VVild VVeekend

 :polly: Anyone else vvanna go sailing?
- Pizza Cats Performance Revievv

From the KNT equivalent of Big Comet Caper Pt. 1 (rough, possibly inaccurate translation):

 :francine: Yattarou's acting strange today.
 :bigal: He's always strange.
 :francine: That's true. *laughs*

A fevv more for your enjoyment...

 :violet: Hovv many times do I have to tell him not to vvear that girl scount uniform?!

- Kung Fu Kitty Contest

 :speedy:- If you're taking orders, Guido, I like my bird a little crispy on the outside

 :polly:- Yeah, but vvatch out for heartburn.

- Stop Dragon My Cat Around

 :polly:- Are you alright?

 :lucille:- Yes. But I broke a nail.

 :polly:-  You boys believe in the povver of love, right? Compassion pavvs? You boys look like you could use a little stroky!

- If You Knovv Sushi Like I Knovv Sushi

A fevv more...

 :badbird:- VVish I could stay, but I just remembered Jeopardy comes on novv.
 :jerry:- VVait a minute, you hate Jeopardy!

 :polly: :lucille:- VVe're here to take a bovv, vve're pointless novv!

- No Talent Guido

Another from mexican version...

There is love in the air...
Thee are pigs in the pizza parlor...
Get ready cause the food never had defended itself!!!

From the episode 2 teaser in episode 1

 :badbird:- by the next episode this series is gonna be called 'The Bad Bird Shovv'
 -The Nuclear Potato

 :francine:- Do you think he'll ever close his mouth again?
-Kind Of A Drag

Isn't the same without the Woody Woodpecker laugh...

 :badbird:- This is definitely NOT one of my better days!
 
 :speedy:-OK, get camera three in place for the Ginsu Svvord Sequence, let's have a big finish!

- The Nuclear Potato

I love that one... I must see the chapters that I just downloaded for get more quotes...

 :bigcheese:- I am not excited! Do I look excited?! I'm perfectly calm!

 :badbird:- I've been informed that the projector's fixed, so if you're all through vvith your anxioty attack vve can continue vvatching.
 
:bigcheese:- It vvasn't an anxioty attack, it vvas a temper tantrum!

- Candid Kitties

 :polly:- I sure hope Guido isn't goofing around...I'm running out of pans!

- Kind of a Drag

:jerry: Wait! Just because its hopeless thats no reason to give up - I`ve got a brand new plan. [Gone With the Ginzu]
:jerry: 3D makes its looks more life-like, huh? [Candid Kitties]

from ep 21 - Pizza bird delivers
*while delivering pizzas to the customers*
 :speedy:: keep your shirt on!
 :guido:: keep your pants on!
:speedy:: keep off the grass!

Narrator:  Even though it was Spritz the Cat who defeated the robots and saved the day, Speedy's the hero of the show who negotiated the lucrative merchandising deal for the Pizza Cats Running Shoes, Lunchboxes and Executive Desk Sets.  So we have a contractual commitment to make a big fuss over him like this in every episode.  Bear with us folks.  It's big business.

 - The Nuclear Potato

If only. I wish they'd officially released even half the SPC merchandise they mention in the show.

Of course that still means no Ginzu sword, but if you've got money to throw around, you could request one from one of those sites that makes anime swords.

Yeah... I really want an executive desk set; it would be look so cool at my office...

 >:[ "REEEOW! You just watch what you're doing, you tail-twitching twerp!"

- The Terror of Prisoner Island, a comedic epic!

:jerry:
I warned them, but they wouldn`t listen - they never listen. My mother was right. "You are too good for them, Jerry" - that she always said. This seemes like a good time to pay visit our dear old Mama.

(A Little Bit'O Luck)

:catton:
In this highly critical situation there is only one thing to do [lowers his cannon] and this is the way to do it

(Candid Kitties)

*spcs after changing to their space outfits*
narrator: looking good pizza cats!
 :bigcheese: no way! I've seen more impressive outfits on Heman and he hardly wears anything!

epi 14 - Those transforming felines

 :bigcheese: Did you lose again?
 :jerry: No, we won!
 :bigcheese: Liar! *explodes*

Episode 1:
Narroter: And everyone gets cable TV
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