Edoropolis Emporium

Since we have so much fun with these forum emotes, I thought it'd be fun if we tried to actually create an episode of SPC with them. We'll utilize the rules of the Three Word Game. Write out a max of three character lines and actions at one time, and it is carried on by the next person.

 :)= Narrator- Use to describe scene changes and narratorial descriptions.
 :P= Random Townsperson/momandson- Use them as you will.

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(Cue theme song)
Title: (To be decided once more posts are added)

 :): "It is was a day of special significance in the city of Little Tokyo, as the people were celebrating the seventh consecutive week without a Giant Robot destroying public property or raking up a significant amount of collateral damage. And while the people themselves had all the reason to celebrate, it was leaving a cooold chillll up the spines of our heroes, the Samurai Pizza Cats!"

 :speedy: : *leaning against the counter.* "...I'm so bored..." *He yawns as the camera pans out to show a relatively empty pizza parlor.*
 :guido: : *looking equally as bored leaning against the counter beside Speedy* "...Cold Chill my feline posterior. I'm all for peace and prosperity, but we're pretty useless without something big and mechanical tearing hell through the city."

oooh sweet, a new way to post boost :D

 :polly:: *enters* Honey, i'm home

 :speedy: :guido:: which one o us you talking to?



oh i think this should be in the RPG section

Should it? Supreme Catamoderators? If so, please move this?

well with it bein a story thing go figure

now lets get back on topic shall we?

 :polly: *She promptly bats them across the face with her Pizza Carrier* "...Perverts."
 :) : "At that moment, a blood curdeling scream echoed through the parlor! Responding with heroic speed, and the high hopes of some action, the three dashed into the back room...and found Francine on top of the counter with a broom in hand, shivering in fear."
 :francine: "Caterpillar! Kill it! Kill it with fire!"

 :polly:: i shall now assume attack formation & with my HOT body i'll kill it

 :guido: : Hot? Polly?

 :speedy: naw, i think she's got a underactvie thyroid :D


underactive Thyroids is where your body tells you its hot/cold when its the opposite, or something like that

 :) : "And so Polly began attempting to seduce the caterpillar plaguing Francine. But as everyone knows, no caterpillar has ever been seduced by a feline.
 :guido: : "Yes, but we do have a habit of knocking them around until they're dead!"
 :P(Caterpillar) : "Sacre Bleu!"

 :speedy:: i think i know how to get rid of it!

 :francine:: HOW??

 :speedy:: Put it in a Pokéball!

 :sundance: Great idea shorty!, that would have been funny nine years ago, when Pokemon was still popular!

 ?:| sundance? What are you doing here?

 8O (Caterpillar) : Wow he is a true American hero!

 :francine: Can someone just get rid of the freaking Caterpillar?

 :polly: (punches out  :sundance:) There, the caterpiller is taken care of!

 :speedy: Thanks, Kitten!

 :polly: (smiles) You're vvelcome, Speedy.

 :speedy:: oh Sundance, if ya can still hear me, Pokémon is still good, but 4Kids ruined it, like ONE PIECE

 :guido:: Whats One Piece?

 :lucille:: some weird anime from Megatokyo