Edoropolis Emporium

[Hold on, we're having some clip problems.]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSBFDLPW1fk

[And for any of you who prefer the japanese counter-part]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wre6o9tl1U

[I'm too lazy to type out the intros...]

~Chapter 1: Robo parade of DOOM~

"Yes! You are not seeing things! The Samurai Pizza Cats are back! Now iwth more heros, baddies, and plot devi- *cough* *cough* *cough*!! Sorry, I'm not allowed to spoil things. So moving on!

It is a lovely day in Little Tokyo! Street Venders are haggling into getting more money, Big Cheese once again getting angry at his failures, incase you having noticed the latest explosion, and the Pizza Cat Pizza Parlor is moving with Customers today! Too many customers that is!"

"Hey! Will you cool it?! I'm going as fast as I-" Speedy yelled with panic, as more customers got a little more impatcient, and heard a guy yelling where his pizza is. "C-coming right up, sir!" Speedy dashed to the counter and then straight at the table, trying to keep up with the crowed! "Here you- huh?! YOU WHAT?! NO ONE'S HAD THAT IN A LONG TIME!! N-n-n-n-no! We don't have to get violent! YOu're oreder is coming right up!" Speedy rushed to the kitchien, and yelled as loud as possible so the others could here him. "HEY!! I NEED AN ORDER OF ONE MONSTER PIZZA WITH THE WORKS, FAST!!" Speedy yelled, who imediately dashed out to hand in more of the orders. "(Gah! Ever since the comet incident, we've getting more customers than we can handle!!!)" Speedy thought to himself, nearly triping into a customer. "Terribly sorry!" Speedy said, sweat finally dripping and his pace finally taking it's toll.

Guido came back from another express delivery, and saw all of the crowd of people wanting Pizza.

He looked around and saw all of the costumers. Then he saw Speedy yelling and trying to deliver to the tables.

 :guido: (with a simle on his face): Hey Speedy, aren't you glad we decided on switching jobs today?

OOC: Oh, and one more thing: Try to be creative as possible. I suggest typing in paragraph format and be VERY descriptive in the paragraph. No, I'm not talking "Dora the Explorer" descriptive. That's stupid.

Speedy, who had just gave another table an Extra Large Pizza with all meats, heard Guido, and took it as an insult. Had a right to be mad at that, the whole Parlor is swarmed. "You knew this would happen, didn't you, Guido?! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!" Speedy yelled, who had declared revenge on the Blue armor feline for Tricking poor Speedy into taking Guido's place. Seriously, how in Little Tokyo is he gonna be able to keep up with all these customers?!

Polly, which was working on 1 of the Extra Giant Pizzas, heard Speedy yelling at Guido, knowing that now both of the cats aren't doing there jobs. Just to imagen that she worked non-stop since the day begun, without any breaks, making Polly very angry. With heavy steps she went to the 2 cats with this 1 giant pizza above her head: "WELL IF YOU GUYS HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO TALK THEN YOU ALSO HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO EAT, SO TAKE THIS!!"
within a flash Polly smashed Guido with the giant pizza threw his face: "AND NOW NO MORE FIGHTING, you too Speedy, or else!!"

"Y-y-yes ma'am!" Speedy said, with a salute standing straight up and got back to work. Hearing someone yell 'HEY!!! WHERE'S MY EXTRA GIANT PIZZA!?', Speedy grabbed a big slice that was still on Guido, and threw it at him. "HERE!! An Apatizer until your food is actually there!". Speedy went back to the kitchen, and started to make an Extra Giant Pizza of his own. "Man, Polly's fiesty. Might the reason why I love her." Speedy thought to himself, pouring a large amount of Cheese onto the giant Pizza. "Maybe she'll go out with me if I... Nah..." Speedy said to himself outloud, though it wasn't loud enough for Polly to hear clearly, mostly likely due to the crowd 'causing a huge noise out there.

"That's right folks! Speedy is still in love with Polly ever since episode 52! Will Speedy be brave enough to ask Polly out on a date?"

"HEY!! NOT SO LOUD!!! YOU'RE GONNA SPOIL EVERYTHING FOR THIS RP!!" Speedy yelled to the Narrator, and breaking the fourth wall. he was blushing wildly because of the Narrator's big mouth. "Hmm... Hey, wasn't there a huge crowd like today's because one of the other Pizza Cat Pizza Parlor's wasn't open?" Speedy thought for a second, and just had a theory. "Hey, Polly, mind calling Meowza O'Tool & Bat Cat? I think he forgot to open their Pizza Parlors again!"

"sorry Speedy but the whole rescue team is off fishing, (slowly gets angry) I bet they knew it would be a busy day.......... Anyhow I could try to call good bird. I bet he hasn't got that many visitors (looking out the parlor straight to the other side to good birds parlor) Gee, I kinda feel sorry for him having almost no customers."

"Ooooo! That just gave me an idea!" With that Speedy quickly ran outside, and points at Good Bird's parlor. "Hey everyone! Look! There's a parlor and it's not crammed with customers, and I think they're gonna make THE BIG ONE!!!" Speedy Yelled who jumped out of the way before the Customers that flooded the Pizza Cats Pizza Parlor as they made their way to Good Bird's! "Finally...." Speedy said in releif, and walked through the now empty pizza parlor and into the kitchen and then fell straight to the ground with a heavy 'BLAM!!'. "I am so tired..." Speedy said, who's eyes slowly closed. "Can't... Stay awake... Lights.... Fading...." Speedy then started to quietly snore as his tail slowly laid down on the floor. Indeed, this looked like the perfect time to nap before the dinner rush comes, especially after what happened all morning and noon.

Big Cheese looked in his mirror that morning and couldnt help but admire himself (as he often does).

Cheese: Oh Jerry, Im trying some new makeup this morning, doesnt it make me look absolutely stunning?

Jerry Attric who was sitting down at a small table, having some hot tea, looked up at Big Cheese. When his eyes where finally fixed on the reprehensible rodent, Jerry started choking on the tea. Big Cheese came over and patted him on the back a couple of times until Jerry's coughing subsided.

:bigcheese: :There are you alright?

:jerry: (Still coughing a little: Yes, my lord...

:bigcheese: : So?
 
:jerry: :So what?

:bigcheese: : What do you think of my new look? Is it stunning?

Little beads of sweat started to form on Jerry's head.

:jerry: (murmuring)  :...stunning isn't the words I'd use...

:bigcheese: :What was that?

:jerry: : I mean...It..looks great...Now, my lord what is the evil scheme to overthrow the government today?

OOC: "Try to be creative as possible. I suggest typing in paragraph format and be VERY descriptive in the paragraph. No, I'm not talking "Dora the Explorer" descriptive. That's stupid." Didn't I say that? Also, try to keep controling other character roles at a minimum, and let the one original control said characters do the rest. Yes I'm looking at YOU Romero Anchovey. You don't see me controling Guido when you're RPing as him.

Well, you know that Little Tokyo's 300th anniversary is coming up right? (Jerry nods) Well, you know those darn Pizza Cats will probably be called on to protect the royal family. Well, Ive had a number of scientists (and overpaid special effects artists) working around the clock trying to create a portal. If we can get the generator onto one of the floats in the anniversary parade we can fire one in front of the royal family and they will all be sucked in amd then I can finally rule Little Tokyo!!!! (evil laugh) So what do you think?

"Sounds like a great idea Chessy," Jerry said, "Any idea's as to what we are going to design for the float? I was thinking of doing a Love Boat themed float..." Meanwhile at the now less crowded Pizza Cat Guido finally finished cleaning himself from the Giant Pizza that was on him. "Man," Guido said wiping the last traces cheese of of him, "If Polly wasn't a girl I'd..." Guido noticed that polly was giving him the, "You'd what," look and decided to change the subject, "So can you believe that Little Tokyo's turning 300?"

Polly: I hope that cheese doesn't ruin the big festival of the 300th anniversary of little tokyo. What do you guys actually are planning to do on the festival??

"Well, I dunno, Polly." Speedy answered. In actuality, he was thinking other wise. "Man... I wish I could go out with Polly... It'd be great to do something outside of fighting crime." Speedy mumbled under his breath. It was a little louder than intended so someone could've heard it, especially a cat in pink armor with a fiesty personality.

"Yes folks! That's right! Speedy still wants to go out with Polly! Can he really do it wioth barvery? WIll he managed to get a kiss from her? Will he get through the date without making himself look like a complete and utter fo-"

"HEY!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YAS NOT TO SAY IT OUTLOUD?!" Speedy yelled, hoping that Polly didn't hear what the Narator just said. With all hope, he'll be luck if she only heard Speedy's mumbling.

"Jerry, I have the perfect idea for a theme for our float...we should do The Love Boat!!! Arent I just the smartest in the world?!?"

jerry: "that's a great idea cheesy!!" (I could've sworn that I just told that, guess I'm not the one I used to be, I really start to forget things)
"see cheesy, shouldn't we also search for a replacement for bad bird, now that he's gone to those cats we have someone else to find who can lead the ninja crows

[well it looks like I've got my chance to enter]

Seymour: Well I do have one person in mind...

Jerry: Who is it?

[RoJo JoJo enters]

Seymour: MoJo JoJo

RoJo JoJo: its ROJO JOJO ... but nevermind that ... Seymour has asked me, aswell as the other members of The Rude Noise to lead the Ninja Crows ... and if your wondering where the others are, they had the clean up the base, but they said they'd be delighted to become the leaders of The Ninja Crows

[sorry i'm not good for long RP posts, I never am ... just accept it]

Seymour Cheese hummed a bit, and then got the most brilliant idea for the love float. "I just had the most brilliant idea for our love themed float! Oh, I'm so cleaver I can just laugh!" Big Cheese said, laughing the day away.

"Later when the night of the 300th Little Tokyo festival came along..."

Speedy was waiting out infront of the Pizza Cats pizza parlor, in clothing that looked similiar to Big Al Dante, only white and red pants. "Geez... What taking Polly so long with her perperations for the festival? Did she get her yukata* messy and had to wash it?" Speedy laughed at his own joke, before a random small prop hit him in the head.

"Oops! Sorry about that!" yelled a wolf worker, how picked up the random object and ran off.

"Now that just hurts..." Speedy groaned, rubbing his head from that random object that hit him in the head. He still wondered what the heck was taking Polly so long.

*Yukata: A japanese dress that is usually seen only during festivals... Hey, not everyone is a big fan of Japan's anime, or Persona 4.

bat cat, who was totally ready for the festival, went to his way to the festival until he saw speedy waiting at the parlor.
"say Speedy, what are you waiting for! the festival has already begun. If you don't hurry all the ladys will be away, or in your case all the games will be over".
(Bat cat was joking around, not knowing that speedy actually was waiting for a lady).

Guido walked outside wearing a blue and silver suit. He also had on an a lot of aftershave on.
"I know I'm going to get some numbers tonight!" Guido said with a smirk on his face, "I always get the ladies falling all over me when i wear a suit."
Guido looked over at his friend Speedy, and saw that he was wearing an outfit simular to Big Al's.
"So, I guess you finally decided on wearing that gift he got you for your Birthday," Guido said, "What's taking you girl friend so long to get ready anyways? Not even Lucille took this long!"

 :batcat:: "You've got a girlfriend Speedy and you didn't even tell us?? Since when and who is it??  Know I've really got to know the details!".

OOC: Is it too hard to ask you guys to ype out your posts in nice, clean, paragraph posts in the RP?! Seriously, it's not that hard!

"Well, Bat Cat, you see it's Po-" Speedy suddenly stopped his sentence, as he saw a familiar cat in a pink yukata, which was so beautiful it made Speedy drop his jaw for a few moments before he yelled like those rude guys from the roaring 20s. "Hu-Hu-Hu-Heubba hubba!!!" Speedy yelled, with a big ol' expression telling him that he just fell in love with Polly all over again. He even howled like a wolf for a second there... Which is really odd considering that a wolf is from the dog family tree.

"Hey, Bat Cat, since Speedy is too busy looking at Polly and her beautiful appearance, I'll tell you the answer. It's Polly, which he fell in love with since episode 51 'The Comet Caper part 2', have you already forgotten?"

Speedy was still looking at Polly, with hearts replacing his eyes and has forgotten that it was rude to stare at someone, even if it's a beautiful dame. He didn't even pay enough attention to realize that the narrator tried to pull a spoiler, again.

 :batcat: "Oh, did I fell asleep during the comet? But your right Speedy, Damn I never saw polly that good looking, was she actually this handsome all that time"??

 :polly: "What do You want to say by that? Do you want to say I was ugly before then"??

 :batcat: "No no!! It's just...well.. Say I think the festival is called to me, see ya there"!
Bat cat who was running to the festival couldn't think to something else then polly "sheesh I hope Speedy can handle it, without blowing it, I mean, you know how Speedy is....".

 :polly:  "So, shouldn't we also go then"??

"Oh erm... Uh.... Well...." Speedy was speechless as he looks at the now lovly looking Polly with his senses back in place. "Erm... Ugh... Er, uh.... L-ladies.... First...?" Speedy klutzfully said, stepping out of Polly's path, and had both arms in the festivals direction. Speedy changed in this instant I wonder why?

"Has Speedy become the opposite of what we all love him for? Has he given up his stupidity for the night? Has he no longer become such a jerk? Has he become a... dare I say it... A gentleman?! I don't really want to spoil things, and this post is kind ashort, since Musashisuya was too lazy to make it better"

I HEARD THAT!!!

As Speedy, Polly, Bat Cat, and Guido made there way to the celebration already in progress Guido decided on striking up a conversation with Bat Cat since it's been a while since he saw him.

"So Bat Cat," Guido said, "What have you and the rescue team been up to lately?"

Bat Cat was about to answer Guido when up ahead Speedy fell into a hole in the ground.

"Speedy! You okay, buddy?" Guido asked as he took a look at the hole in the ground, "Who created this thing?"

As Guido looked down into the hole again, he noticed that laying next to Speedy was a Orange and yellow armored Cat, "Mewozma?"

Meanwhile Big Cheese was sitting on his balcony watching the festival unfold:

"Yes everything is going perfectly. Soon the parade will start and then I'll finally be rid of those meddling Pizza Cats and I can take over this dinky town and eventually join with my family in taking over the world!"

Jerry was sitting behind Big Cheese, with a look of exhaustion on his face, for having pulled an all nighter trying to finish the float. "Yes, Cheesy, and here's the remote to activate the device." Jerry yarwned as he passed the remote, "So...those cats...will..." Jerry fell asleep.

Meanwhile...

"So what are you doing Meowzma?" Guido asked, "Trying to dig another hole to the center of the earth again?"

Meowzma wipped some of the dirt off 0f his face, "No, I was trying out a new Drill bit I got....that, and looking for mole men..."

Everyoned sighed at the last remark.

"So what are you guys doing?" Meowzma asked, "And why are you all dressed up?"

"We're going to the 300th anniversary of Little Tokyo!" eveyone said at once.

"Oh, that's today?" Meowzma said, "I forgot about that, I think I'll tag along too."

 Bat cat, who was joking a little around :"yeah you knew the festival was today, but you don't have to lie about if you don't like festivals meowzma"

OOC: NOt to be a bother Sjonnoh, but would it be nice for you to type in paragraph format, as descriptive as clearly as possible? It can really give one's creativity an adventure to behold.

"Of course you can join Meowzma." Speedy had said, in his now somewhat dirt covored festival clothing while climbing the hole back to the surface. "But first, um... Mind helping me get out of this hole?" Speedy had asked, who just fell due to the dirt wall breaking and tubling down on our poor white armored feline, dirtying up his festival clothing even MORE! Speedy sighed in disbeleif as his clothing got ruined. "There goes half of my festival game money, and my hopes of taking Polly out to the 'Le Parise' resturant... "

OOC: Though it is a little difficult if you can't think of something at the moment, not gonna lie. -.-"

Meowzma stuck his hand down into the hole and helped Speedy get out. "Sorry there Speedy," Meowzma said, " It you want you can clean up at my place. It's just down the block." Guido watched as Polly also helped Speedy out of the hole, and then he looked up at the Sky, and saw that the Stars where out, "I wonder if I'll ever meet someone?"

batcat noticed that guido was starting to look depressed, or something that looked like it. He thought to himself "I've never deen him like this, I wonder what he's thinking".
 :batcat: "Say guido, you look a little off this planet. Something wrong??"

(Sorry for being so short with this one just wanna get it moving.)

Guido snapped out of his thought for a moment and looked at Bat Cat: Huh? Oh, nothing's wrong...Just thinking to myself...Now let's get to that Festival!

Big Cheese sat in the royal box with Emperor Fred and his family. The Pizza Cats were making their way up to the royal box to serve as security.

Big Cheese leaned over to Jerry. "Are the crows ready with the device?" "Yes Cheesy, everything is going according to plan." "Excellent...only a few more minutes then those darn cats will be gone forever, AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA...*hack cough splutter"

(since the pizza cats had actually a day off and were celebrating the festival, I guess it would've been the new york pizza cats that was guarding the royal family)

with a lauch on batcats face, he said to guido:
:batcat:: poor sundanse and his team, I guess he has to travel all the way from new york to guard the royal family here  :D

Narrator: meanwhile at the place were the royal family is, we see sundanse and his team guarding the royal family and another familiar face. it's... good bird??

 :badbird:: yeah just laugh. Everyone in little tokyo is celebrating and here I am guarding the royal family together with new yorkers......
especially smart to let me guard were seymour is......

(OOC: In any case the SPC are somehow supposed to get sent to the Sonic dimension so that isnt a problem with me)

(OOC: I could suggest something ... a plan to do something to the royal family but it goes horribly wrong at transports them ... kinda like in Episode 45)

OOC: Potato...make it happen man!)

The parade was about to start and Big Cheese took his seat in the royal box. he knew he would have to get the NYPC away from the family. he thought for a moment, and then an idea came to him, which caused a sly grin to curl up his face.

He grabbed a walkie talkie and called for Jerry. "Jerry, I need you and the Rude Noise to gather some ninja crows and cause some commotion. I'll get the princess to send these other Pizza Cats to deal with them and that should cause the the Samurai Pizza Cats to come to the aid of the princess even though its their day off." "Right away your cheesiness" Jerry said.

"Meanwhile down at a gold fish catching game, Speedy made his attempt to win, and was so close, but alas, it was an, as the users of today would put it, Epic Fail."

"Aw man!" Speedy yelled, how had just lose another 2 bucks over the blasted fish. "I was so close! Why must I always lose to this game?!" Speedy yelled into the heavens, with a fish sticking it's head out, while sticking it's tounge out and pulling an eyelid down, before going back underwater. "...... I think I'll take a break."  Speedy just said, with his left eye brow twitching with irritation and rage building up, faster than a gas pump filling up a car that goes 1 mile to the gallon. "Hey Polly."  Speedy asked, trying to go out with Polly, and hopefully no one else to try and ruin the attempt, especially Guido. "How about we go get something to eat?" Speedy asked, rubbing the back of his head a little.

Polly started to blush and didnt knew what speedy was thinking. She didn't exactly know how to answer the question.
:polly:: w..what.. where..uhm.. Why only us 2??
It was too obvius that she didn´t knew what to do in this situation. Bat cat gave her a little shoulder push.
:batcat:: "c'mon polly", bat cat wishpered, "I think 2 two would really fit well together.
:polly:: Lay off!
Polly said it a little to loud and saw that polly started to look depressed on the ground and she started to feel lguilty for hurting speedys feelings.
:polly:: wel.. uhm.. speedy?
Speedy started to look at polly and polly started to look on the ground and didn't knew what exactly she had to say next.
:polly:: Where do you want to....eat?

While Speedy and Polly where hooking up Guido was...

"Step Right Up Ladies!" Guido yelled, " The Line for the Kissing booth starts right here!"

Meowzma who just came from one of the contests came over to check out what Guido was doing. When he got there he saw that somehow Guido managed to set up a kissing booth.

"Guido, What are you doing?" Meowzma said.

"I'm just giving the ladies what they want," Guido said casually, "It's not a real festival without a kissing booth. I'd figure I could meet some hot girls and get paid for kissing at the same time! Now if you'll excuse me, I have ladies to kiss!"

Meowzma shook his head and walked off.

"Step right up, and kiss the hansome cat from Little Tokyo Guido Anchovy!" Guido continued to yell.

Meanwhile Meowzma was going to see what Bat Cat was up to.

Speedy dig into his pocket, and pulled out a bag-like wallet. He checked inside it and... Holy Fishstick, check out all that green. It's enough for SPeedy to buy to fancy dishes, one for him and one for Polly. "Well, Polly... Er..." Speedy blushed a little and rubbed his head again. He was very nervious. "How about we eat at  the 'Le Paris' resteraunt?" SPeedy asked. It was a cleaver choice, especially since it's not far from Polly and Speedy's current position.

Meanwhile above a tent, a group of ninja crows gazed down on Polly and Speedy. "Hey, check out the cat over there?" Whispered one of the bad-to-the-law rats with wings, pointing at Polly. "Since we're gonna need a distratcion, why not make it sweeter with having a damsel in distress?" Asked the same bird, only to be glared at by the others. "You're into tying up cute girls, aren't ya?" Asked one of them. "No way." Said the bird that was questioned. He pulled out a book that he took well care of. "It's in the book of 'good guys vs. bad guys', article 1 section 1 of the bad guys portion of the 'good guys vs bad guys' book: When you're out of ideas, or impatchient to defeating the hero, take the girl the hero likes prisoner, and threaten him to commit crimes for you. Best threat for not complying is to make it so the girl of the heros dreams never see freedom ever again." The bird said, closing the book. "And that's basically it. Ready to set up a trap." The bird said, looking at the birds who already got the rope, gag, and if needed, blindfold, read. "Heck yeah" the other crows whispered in unison. With that, the group of crows vanished into the shadows, waiting for the moment to kidnapped Polly.

Jerry Attric was looking at the crowd of people enjoying themselves and thinking to himself, "It won't be long now before the floats should start passing by and just before ours those my crows should be in place to cause a distraction to get rid of these stand-by Pizza cats, and the Princess will be ours!" Jerry started to grin as he thought about the The Evil plan that was about to be set in motion.

Meanwhile Bat Cat was helping Meowzma carry all of his prises.

" I can't belive that these games are so easy!" Meowzma said as he handed the already over loaded Bat Cat another prises he just won, "I'm sure glad that I did decided to come!"

:batcat:: man I look like some kinda donkey, I haven't even got the chanse to do my second game here.
I've been able to do just one game and I had even cheated to get the highest record by flyng and throwing those balls in the holes with the most points.....
meowzma was walking threw like he didn't heared what Bat Cat said. Then suddently Meozma stopped and when bat cat placed all the prices on the ground, he noticed that meowzma stood in from of his fav game: whack the mole.
:batcat:: Oh no! ones meowzma starts with that game, he won't end until the next midday when he will start to get hungry!
Meowzma started to have a big grin on his face. With the hammer he holds close to him, he started to throw a coin in the game and when the game said "start" he raised the hammer above him and was about to slam a mole until...
KABOoM!!
Meowzma was shocked, looking at the game that was destroyed by some grenade. Batcat Immidiatly looked around him to see what was happening. Suddently he heard a scream coming from the direction were the intrance was. :batcat:: Come on meowzma! there is trouble, we've got to see whats happening!
Meowzma was still standing like a dead man, which Bat cat made decide to go on his own.
:batcat:: I don't know how long he's planning on standing there but I've got to check out what happend!
While bat cat was running he saw Guido sitting on the ground with a few scratches which was caused by another grenade.
Bat cat rushed to guido to help him to get up.
What Happend here Guido? And were are speedy and polly??

As the sound of explosions are heard, Speedy turned his back toward Polly, and looks at the raising smoke which gave Speedy the sense that Big Cheese has finally made his move... Yet again. "Aw man! Sorry Polly, but this dat is gonna have to be rescheduled! ...... Polly?" Speedy asked, turning to where Polly once stood, and instantly saw that the ninja crows who spied on them nabbed Polly. This is well pointed at the fact that Polly has been tied up, gagged, and was being carried off on an apparently very confy pillow, which was inside a cage.

"Hey Hey Tuna breath!!" The ninja holding the book yelled, getting Speedy's attention. "I DARE ya to try and catch us!" The Crow taunted, sticking his tounge out and pulling one of his eye lids down, before running off again. This, of course, infuriated Speedy.

Speedy chased after them with blind-fury, and the mighty power of love pushing him forward into attempting a daring rescue, for the sake of Polly. "GIMME BACK THE GIRL I-" Speedy yelled, being abruptly interrupted due to istantly falling into a pit trap that the crows quickly made.

"NOT AGAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNN...!!"

.................................................BAM!!!!!!*

The crows laughed with victory, and managed to make off with Polly. The ran, and ran, until they got to an abandoned warehouse, to which they quickly put the cage down, hesitantly took polly to a piller (after opening the cage, of course), and tied her to it, while keeping the pillow she was laying down on at the same time. What? They need something for her to on. Apparently, if you look at the Adendum of Article one section 1 of the 'Good guys vs. bad guys' book; it clearly states that 'in cases that your hostage is a damsel, she must be well taken care of, and MUST NOT be harmed, unless the hero fails to cooperate.'

*Yes, Speedy's "soft" landing was that painful.

"No!" Meowzma yelled as he looked upon the destored game, "It's not, Fair...I had time...I finally had time...to beat my world record..." Meowzma although heartbroken at the loss of his favorite game, quickly composed himself and followed Bat Cat who had found Guido and was already asking him questions.

Guido looked a little dazed and stared at Bat Cat for a moment before his brain finnally started to process all of the questions that he was asking him.

"Huh...wh?" Guido stumbled out, "Yeah...I'm Fine (cough) I was about to kiss this girl when someone threw that grenade. It reminded of when we played spin the bottle and I had to kiss Lucille...Speedy and Polly? For all I know they could be making out in the back of an El Camino, or Polly got kidnapped and Speedy is pretending to be an ostrich and got his head stuck in the ground...again...Anyways we should probally go find them..."

Every one went to look for Speedy and Polly, but it didn't take long for them to find Speedy, who was still in the hole. Everyone looked at Meowzma.

"What?" Meowmzma asked, "It wasn't me this time, I swear!" 

Speedy managed to climb back up out of the pit, which was fast. "Ninja crows... Kidnapped... Polly... Made this stupid..." And just like that, the Edge Speedy was holding onto broke and he went tumbling down again. "PIT TRAAAAAAAAAAaaaapp...!!!!!"



.................................................................... WHAM!!!

:batcat:: hold on Speedy, I'll fish ya outta there!
As bat cat flew low above speedy he grabbed speedys hand and took him out the pit. Slowly he landed on the ground, were he putted speedy on. When Bat cat also landen, he rubbed his head looking in the sky.
:batcat:: So they took polly eh? I guess this might be the 1st time that we might get some trouble with the ninja crows..... now by thinking of it, who actually leads the crows, now BB is GB??

Big Cheese was sitting with the royal family when he decided to excuse himself "need to get some water" he said. After he excused himself he took out a walkie talkie.

"Alright Jerry, I think one of the ninja crows figured out how to sound like that annoying Speedy Cerviche. I have the frequency for communicating with those fake Pizza Cats." Have him contact the leader and then my plan will shift into high gear!"

Jerry rubbed the back of his head a with a worried look on his face...

"What is the high gear part again? Over." Jerry said, "And you forgot to say Over. Over."

Meanwhille Bat Cat, Meowzma, Speedy, and Guido where standing trying to figure out where they took Polly.

"Isn't It obvious?" Meowzma said, "It's the mole men. they hired the Ninja Crows to kindnap Polly to take her underground so that the Mole King could marry her!"

Guido shook his head, "And I thought I came up with some interesting theories ...We should start looking for her then...Speedy, did you see what dierection they took her?"

Back at the Pizza Parlor.

"Ha!" Francine said as she slammed down a card on the table, "Uno out!"

General Catton and Spritz had a worried look on there face.

"Alright..." Francine said, "Pay up!"

"But Francine," Pleaded Spritz, "Where broke..."

"Yeah, missy" General added, "You've been cleaning us out all night!"

(I know their not included in the story but i had to give them something to do...)

Big CHeese heaved an exasperated sigh. "The part about those stupid Samurai Pizza Cats being sent to another dimension so I can take over the city..." he said, "Oh and Jerry turn up your walkie talkie all the way..." After Jerry obliged he shouted, "OVER!!!!!" There that better?

OOC:
@ Romaro: Well, since you mentioned that *stamps the names of General, Spritz, and Francine onto Romaro* Now you play as those characters! You've only been using Guido so it's... Actually, I'm not gonna finish that sentence 'caus ethen I"ll end up sounding like a snob.

@Dash: HOLY SLAG HEAP!! That was an epic win! xD

As Speedy got up and brushed the dirt off his cloths, Speedy pointed in the direction Polly was carried off to. "They went that way with her." Speedy punched his fist right into his palm and boy was he FUROCIOUS*!! Angry looking face, anime mark on his head, you name. It was pure anger coming out of him. "And of course they realise... THIS! MEANS! WAR!"

*Ha see what I did there?

*note: it's romero, not romaro XD

:batcat: So what will we do?? chase them, or 1st make a plan?

ooc: sorry did realize it was meh turn....and i don't mind being extra characters

after thinking for a while Meowzma proposed an idea, "Why not go looking for Polly first, we can come up with something on our way."
Meowzma looked at speedy and could swear that he was on fire, but this is a kids show so he didn't.

Meanwhile Jerry was just recovering from his deafness...

"Shess, i know he cured my bad back, but..." Jerry said to himself as he turned to a crow next to him, "Alright, Your on!"

(I leave what this Speedy crow says up to someone else...)

"JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!" Came storming in a crow with exciting news. "I COME WITH EXCITING NEWS!!" I just said that... Anyway. "We captured the pink colored pizza cat! And boy she looks great in the offit she was in when we tied her up!!" The crow said with a tenacious grin on his face. "Bring her in boys!"

Just like that, the Crows dragged Polly in, tied up, gagged, everything you'd expect to see in Animations like Superman and Batman. They even got a blindfold on her.

At the same time Polly was brought in, one of the crows on break saw Polly being brough in, and he instantly choked on the green tea he was drinking. "HOLY CANARYS!! IT'S P-P-P-POLLY ESTER!!!" The shocked crow yelled, and he instantly pulled out a marker and piece of paper. "Can I get your Autograph!?" The crow was then tapped on the shoulder. He looked, and it wa sthe other crow on break, but he wasn't as shocked. "Um... She's our prisoner, and our enemy. We don't ask for their autographs. Besides, he arms are tied behind her back, she can't talk with that rag over her mouth, and she's been blindfolded..."

the crow looked with a stupid head to polly and said: yeah I noticed that.........
say why did we took polly? isn't she dangerous?? we also could've taken francine, she can't attack us when she get's free for some reason.
other crow (crow nr2): that's because now there is at least 1 strong pizza cat less to fight with and you don't understand th REASON why we took HER.
crow nr1: well, why is that then? I didn't even knew there was going to happen something today!
crow nr2: that's probably because you always fall alseep after drinking some tea.... anyway the reason is because Speedy "probably" loves her and so he can't make to many risks, get it??

meanwhile Big Al notices that seymour was gone, while the desitval was attacked.

:bigal:: I wonder were he went of this time.... I hope nothing terrible happend!
:badbird:: man 1st day I'm guarding the loyal family and immidiatly....
:bigal:: BB, can't you go find the cats what they are doing at the moment? We really need to know what's happening and they have to find out!
:badbird:: finally something better to do... I'm on my way!

When BB flew into the sky, searching for the pizza cats, he saw them running to the entrence of the festival. He landed right in front of them and the 1st reacton... R(^@*#^R%*!
:badbird:: gherg....why did you guys hit me that for.....
ofcourse it would've been the 1st reacton of the pizza cats that when they would see a crow, they would kick it.
as soon as they noticed it was BB they helped him immidiatly of the ground.

"GAIN WAY!!!" Speddy yelled, dashing passed everyone and running poor Bad- er, Good Bird over. "THOSE STUPID CROWS GOT MY GIRL, POLLY!!" Speedy yelled as he dashed off into the horizon, which is just where the Pizza Parlor was.

OOC: Wow... Very short post...  :O

And horrid spelling/grammar too!

~Darc

Ok this isnt English class boys...

Big Cheese called over the walkie talkie to Jerry, "Alright, have you distracted those poser pizza cats yet? Over"

:jerry:: We've got the girl cheesy! we've got the girl!
:bigcheese:: Which girl? I told you to distract them!?
:jerry:: well, we've got polly esther, with her as prisoner we can do whatever we want!

Big Cheese: Good point...Send a couple of the ninja crows back to the royal palace and have them pick up my mind control helmet that I never got to use before the show ended...We have a use for that SPeedy Cerviche after all...(wrings hands and smiles) over

:jerry:: alright boss, what should we do with polly?

The ninja crow holding the hand book of Good Guys vs Bad guys was flipping over the pages, and found a page that could answer Jerry's question. He walked over to him faster than a speeding turtle (a phrase that sounds better in your head), and showed him said page and pointed.

Bad guys side

Article R, subsection D : when holding a damsel prisoner, it is always best to keep her quiet (in certian cases, gagged), and make sure she is securly tied up to ensure an impossible escape. This is especially meant for those with extreme tempers and overpowering strength,

"That answer your question?" Said the bird with the handbook of good guys vs bad guys.

(ooc wow, apperently my character is advancing the storyline without my help...it's all good though.)

 :jerry: (rubbing his claws together) Good. Now I can we can get this show on the road...Crows make sure Polly Enjoys here stay here!

Meanwhile the Cats where...

:guido: Are we there yet my feet are starting to get tired...
 
:meowsma: Why don't you just glide?

:guido: Oh, yeah I forgot i could do that...

Edit: Learn to English. For the love of God. ~Burkey

:batcat:: pfff, gliding? what about flying! thats way better! say isn't speedy going a little to fast, I mean... I don't even see him anymore...

Mean while back at the Pizza parlor.

"And I win again, boys!" Francine yelled with joy, beating poor Spritz and the General for the 247,329th time. "Even though this isn't betting anymore, I still get to enjoy the TASTE of victory!" Francine yelled.

"is it just me, or has Francine gotten lost in the land of victory?" The General said to Spirtz, whispering so Francine wouldn't be heard.

"I think so... I mean, just listen to her, she's not rhyming even a bit." Spritz answered.

As Fracine did another victory dance, a loud noise bangs through the empty pizza parlor, and scare Francine. If you take a look to the right side of the doors when exiting, and you see a huge cat shapped knock in the wall, which is groaning in pain. Take a guess on who forgot to put on the breaks?  ;)

OOC: Crap, I am REALLY out of my RPing mojo today. T^T

Jerry: Big CHeese the parade is starting over...waiting for your signal to begin the distraction...over.

Big Cheese: Begin operation Jerry...call me when youre ready for me to get the royal family's attention

(cmon guys lets get this rolling again!)

I wanted to but can't think of anything....

Me neither...that and one of my charaters is being controlled with out me...

Speedy, who had just pulled his head out of the wall he crashed into, just saw these posts, and was shocked with what he had scene!! "Hey, you morons!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? HURRY UP AND POST!!!" Speedy yelled, taking a sledgehammer to the 4th wall. "If we don't this story going, this RP is gonna die!! Seriously, don't some of you want to see posts of me kicking that blue fur balls spiney butt?!" Speedy yelled, taking not a sledgehammer, but a WREAKING BALL to the 4th wall.

(let's get this one alive again)
while speedy just got his head out the wall, francine, spritz and catton hesitated to speedy to give him a hand when.....
BOOM!!

 :batcat:....egh...maybe flying wasn't better than gliding after all...

:francine: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ALL DOING TO MY PARLOR! this is going to cost some money, that means no more free pizza for the next 3 months!

Speedy pushed himself out of the hole-like knock in the wall, and ashes into the parlor, this time through the doors. "No time for that! Polly's been catnapped!" Speedy said, dashing to the ovens that were secretly also made into being chutes to a spot for Speedy and the others to put on their armor and become the SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!!