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Feel free to go in whatever direction you want to with this, be it serious or comical.

For example you could say something like:

I learned from Speedy and Guido that I should always wear my helmet.
Seriously. As in, never take it off.

Have fun with this thread. Once again, I'll be adding more of my thoughts here at a later time. =)

1. don't try to cross Polly or she'll use your face for a scratching post.
2. watch how you act around Lucille, or she and her emotions will blow you sky-high.
3. never trust a winking cap.

There is nothing a good Ginzu sword cant destroy.

If you live in a place ruled by a bunny princess, you better move.

Cats don’t always land on their feet, specially the ones who wear a samurai armor.

No matter how Bad bird you think you are, you are just a softie inside who wants to have friends.


 

Air deliveries are painful.

Always guard your tail.

And never, under no circumstance, ever tell Polly she looks 'fat in that skirt'

Burkey

There's no place like home, and three Samurai Pizza Cats are stronger than an old twig.

1. Don't make fun of singing talent when your coworker is prone to throwing cash registers
2. Watch out for the manager and that pocket calculator, she's keeping track of you you :D
3. Humor the temperamental villain or get blown up
4. Anyone can be sent to a desert island if they become too troublesome
5. The boss man sometimes accidentally rolls into a ball and hits the alarm for no good reason
6. Emperors don't need to talk if they can sing scat well enough
7. Silly robots just can't seem to beat a big mecha and that flying armor it shoots out apparently

-no matter the size of the helmet, it is no match for the frying pan  :O ;]
-explosions aren't that hazardous
-not all rabits are at the bottom of the food chain
-physics and gravity are illusions created because they had nothing better to teach us in school (sees Speedy running up the building in ep1)

Oooo... these would be great additions to my own thing on my website. Ya'll don't mind if I use them do you? *still trying to reach 100*

Anyway... here are mine:

-Be very aware of a fox that you see dressed in drag, it usually leads to trouble.
-Beware of Babes with Nuclear Hair Do's
-A panda and a bunny can reproduce another bunny
-Crows can live to be over 2000 years olds.. maybe they hold the secret to eternal life?
-A giant fiish is the best way to save the world.. or at least little, Tokyo
-Beware of butterfiles, unless you want a free sex-change

Never take a drink from a fat-guy with small glasses.

... Speaking of which... anyone want a drinik?  ;)

Oy! You aren't a fat guy, you got glasses, but you ain't fat.

Now myself? I'm a fat guy, weighing in at a healthy 205. God I love lifting weights.

I'll be like Arnold in no time! O_O

Burkey

I know that~ ^^;
I was refferring to my icon... ^^;

1. Treat every woman in Little Tokyo with enormous respect and usually, let them have their way.
2. Expect the unusual in this type of cartoon.
3. Any business, especially a pizza parlour can get very exhausting.
4. Power and heirachy can drive you insane. Look at Emperor Fred & Seymour.
5. Polly & Lucille are effective singers (in both KNT & SPC)

-despite aesop's fables, not all foxes and crows are as clever as they seem!

but of course, this crow is an exception. *cough*

1. The meaning of an arrow is not found in sticks "Bad Bird Uncaged"
2. Every writting in Little Tokyo is in Japanese.
3. You don't need a Ginzu sword to perform a special attack move.

Well:

No matter how much stupid you are, this doesn't impide be POWERFUL!!
You don't need be perfect to triumph in this world...
The angry and short red hair girls can be sooo sexy...
The funny people also can be serious in the right time
I learned to shout TEYANDEE!!

Hmm lets see....

*A comets a makes a fine weapon, until you cant control it*

*New Yorks population consists mostly of clones*

*Its actually possible to have either an explosive personality, or temper*

*An angered ninja catgirl, turned pop idol can rip the armor off a giant robot and use it as a projectile*

*Ninja crows seem to posess the ability of mitosis during fight scenes*

*No heros giant robot is complete without a authentic meowing catcharm on its head*

Of all the bad guys' robots, Walkie-Talkie is the only one to give the pizza cats the slip. (By flattery and talk).

He is also the most inexpensive and easily operational. (by a wind-up key).

Tongue twisters can cause fights.

Polly can be feminine at times and can be gentle if treated right. ;]

She's also ravishing without her helmet. :-*

Amen brother ;]

Most ovens don't lead to a projectile-based transport system.

Seriously, don't jump into them.

-If you Live in a area witha  dumbfounded leader who think the sky is green run away
-don't dress your cat up in samurai armor and laid a pizza around him/her to impress your friend you have a IRL pizza cat
-don't think your stronger then old cheese or stronger then dirt cuz you'll get pound by tons of wrestlers
-don't make a ginzu sword and think you can destroy a moving truck thats about to run over you
(that last one happen to me thank god i ran across the street...:P)

Metal ninjas can be immersed in water and even bathed without rusting.

I've learned that SPC\KNT is a shining light from a forsaken era, in a society filled with emptyness and sorrow, a society that is just a sad story played over, and over again....

Holy smokes.. emo much?

Burkey

Speedy probably had a taste in theatre, in Annie. (Watch "Wet &wild weekend" and you'll see why).
It's a bad idea letting the Emperor cook, as he'll put dynamite in it.
Don't remind Vi of her temper tantrums by calculating them.
Bad Bird is a different species compared to corn-loving crows.
Ninja crows don't respect anyone, even after a peace treaty.

I learned that if you want to get someone's attention, nothing beats a frying pan.

"It's better to be incredibly lucky than good."

Naturally.

When being thrown through the air or running uncontrollably, "Don't forget to flap your arms". So say Guido and Guru Lou.

Also, a pretty good quote from Speedy at the end of the Quake episode.

"Always believe in yourself. Cause if you don't, no one else will either."

…That being a perverted scientific/wiseman named Guru Lou is one of the best jobs in the world

Whatever food you do, it tastes better with catnip

Yeah, I love my job!  :D Geisha-san, one more sake, please!

(http://www.quimica.ufpr.br/~fmatsumo/knt/DaiSensei005.jpg)

Yep, even in Little Tokyo there are scheming, ambitious and corrupt politicians - it's kinda nice to know they're not confined only to the human world! I also learned to ask where a restaurant's water supply comes from before I order pizza... (see 'Pizza Delivery of Doom') And keeping your distance from cute redheads with frypans is up there somewhere too. However, if you take the frypan away...  :D (ahem! well, never mind...)

...she gouges your eyes out with her claws...  I know.

Let's see...  Bad guys should...

-Always launch a Night Attack, NO MATTER WHAT.

-Never unleash robots of steadily increasing strength and power.  Unleash your best one right away, before the heroes get their supreme upgrade.

-If you have the Disenchant or Dispel spells, USE THEM!!!

-Attack right away; don't wait for them to complete their transformation sequences.

-Execute any and all prisoners that you take after they serve their purpose.  This makes sure they won't tell the heroes the one weakness of the Super Robot they built for you.

If you see a statue and split its head open youll get your very own attack robot.
Tying your arms and legs to posts and having vollyballs shot out at you will make you stronger, but not enough to let you beet you main oppnent 1 on 1.
Never trust a robot that steals for you, since it will just as soon steal it back.

FEAR THE NINJA CROWS!

i've learned, that you can throw 3 random words together, Samurai Pizza & Cats, to make a brilliant cartoon

Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

Beware the nice ones, they might keep missiles in their heads. :lucille:

if you are keeping pet rats & pets cats, named Seymour, Speedy, Polly & Guido, you are either taking too much CatNip, Sugar or LSD

LSD is bad, no wonder Bad Bird thinks he defeat the Pizza Cats

There is nothing an angry Polly can’t lift or defeat

If you live in a place ruled by a bunny princess, you better be a spoiled girl like her, and then you can become her best friend.

Cats don’t always land on their feet, especially if Francine does the launch!

No matter how Bad bird you make others think you are, you are just a softie inside who wants to have friends, get married and work delivering food.

Interspecies relationships aren’t a bad thing. There Francine, can you untie me now?

If you're caught in an explosion with a comet, you'll land back on Earth unscathed to reunite with your loved ones.

I don't remember that happening to Bruce Willis in Armageddon.

Stupid Micheal Bay.  >:(

Is the end of the show for Bad Bird, minus the "get married!" thing... and I posted something similar like 2 or 3 years ago...

Michael Bay rocks, he done Transformers!!!

never listen to Bohemian Rhapsody while watching SPC....it'll sound wrong

NEVER have lucille do hard work......

what do you mean? it makes sense

Yah... He does that sometimes. Annoying isn't it?

And, yes, Micheal Bay is cool. He made Transformers. I just said he was stupid for incorrectly showing what happens when you blow up with a comet/asteroid. He should have done more research. Should have watched Big Comet Caper.

does what?

i'm more annoying than the CRaZY FRoG

When you edit the posts people have commented on, and then pretend that whatever was commented on never existed. Making us look crazy. More crazy then usual.  8)

LOL...caught in the act, as Ripper Roo (Crash Team Racing) said, Crazy is as Crazy Can Be

Anyone can look stupid, but it take mecha anthros to pull it off believably... I didn't just say that...

I'm going for the obvious...don't mess with Princess Vi or her munchies.  If she says she's going to send you into exile, you can't be stupid enough to laugh it off.

I learned,that i must wear helmet,fight with evil,and to be crime-fighter!!!

I learned parallel structure, but not from SPC.

Oooh, I learned that ancient weapons that make you look dorky are really effective!

Yeah, really effective in making you look like a dork!

I learned that despite what fan art tells you, POLLY HAIR IS PINK!

http://galeon.com/gatossamurai/Pollyhair.png

Only when it's in a towel (seen the Pointless Sisters have you? didn't think so)

I've learned that a bad bird can turn to the good side really easily, simply by being defeated in battle and being crushed under a boat-load of rocks. Cop out.

~Burkey

Bad Bird actually won that fight  ;) Speedy just talked him into being a good guy again.

Never, never joke about Lucille or make her cry.

I learned that the best way to lay waste to a city is not by a large-scale military operation, but rather making Lucille extremely happy. (KNT, the comet episode)

it doesnt matter if you have 1st string, 2nd string or g-string ... never let the rescue team take your place

episode 29

Pop stars can die their hair you know... that makes Polly real hair color pink...

I've learned that Bad Guys have more fun than the heroes. Bad Bird is walking proof of this.

Whatever you want to think, BlackCat... whatever floats your fantasy world...

I've learned that no matter how hard I try, I can't hate the villains on this show. 

Umm, no. What makes you think that just because it was pink in one episode that it's that color all the time, when it's clearly RED (http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq268/Teyandee/Samurai%20Pizza%20Cats%20Kyattou%20Ninden%20Teyandee/polmip1.jpg) in every other episode her hair (http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq268/Teyandee/Samurai%20Pizza%20Cats%20Kyattou%20Ninden%20Teyandee/celpuru4.jpg) is shown? Why do you think Tenko, one of the character designers for KNT, colors her hair red (http://geocities.yahoo.co.jp/gl/suzukitenko/view/20060911)? Also, if you look at her hair in other scenes from the same episode, it's red:

(http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq268/Teyandee/Samurai%20Pizza%20Cats%20Kyattou%20Ninden%20Teyandee/red_hair_green_bell.png)
Of course, Francine's bell is green here too, so errors do happen from time to time, but doesn't it make sense then that the pink hair is a mistake too?

(http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq268/Teyandee/Samurai%20Pizza%20Cats%20Kyattou%20Ninden%20Teyandee/peace_treaty.png)
It's red again here.

This is a silly argument, but I like Pizza Cat facts & trivia to be accurate, and you brought this up twice. Conclusion: The one scene in the whole series where her hair is pink was, in fact, a mistake. Case closed.

Thank you for proving my allegation!

And she did it without an alligator! Now that takes talent, and that's why Tigriss art the awesome.

As for life-long lessons from SPC?
No matter where you go... no matter what you do... There's always an alternate reality where things are very serious... yet funny...

I prefer to send corked warning gators first. ;-)

I'm getting off-topic. Hmm... Something I've learned from SPC? You can take the fan out of the fandom, but you can't take the fandom out of the fan.

You also can't take the "dom" out of the fan.

(dom sounds like dumb, get it?) No? I tried.

Fail.

~Burkey

no guys, take a closer look. the back of Polly's hair is in a kerchief, you can see the little ties on the top of her head. the only reason why there appears to be a red area breaking it up is because it's actually the back of her ear, not her hair.

Still, her frontal hair is all red, so... What are we arguing about?

I've learned that if your Emperor is a Panda and you live in Little Tokyo... he must be mentally disabled...?

Correct! You win a cookie!

But I like to think that Polly dies her hair red, In the same way I like to think that Thundercats ended after Leon-O became King and that we really need a new anime based on Mospeada. Only true fans are so crazy that they deny reality!

Polly doesn't dye her hair...? When in the series does it ever mention that?

O_o

~Burkey

Some people just like to have their fantasies, that all right with you, honeypie?

Are you... hitting on Burkey? :O

Pssh, nothing new, everyone hits on me. Even myself.

Handsome.

~Burkey

yip kikko man looks a little terrorfing ?:|

dont you think

Yo man, change that sig of yours, it's freakin' HUGE.

~Burkey