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The topic where we ask who'd win in a fight, and someone else answers. Simple as that. THis is suppose to be a topic for fun, but, unfortunately, I couldn't find the "activities" thing-a-ma-jig. xD

So who'd win in a fight?

Polly and her lovely personality or lucille and her "Explosive" habit?

I don`t think this two girls can be compared by this attributes.  :)
:polly: is lovely and :lucille: is an explosive girl.

If you compare who is more hot then my opinion is :polly:
(http://keep4u.ru/imgs/s/2009/11/25/15/15b1a38361dc8ded8b403684c90335dd.jpg) (http://keep4u.ru/full/2009/11/25/15b1a38361dc8ded8b403684c90335dd/jpg)

But :lucille: surely has something to offer:
(http://keep4u.ru/imgs/s/2009/11/25/8b/8bcfe443a3bc266ac7a439fd4dae6e0d.jpg) (http://keep4u.ru/full/2009/11/25/8bcfe443a3bc266ac7a439fd4dae6e0d/jpg) (http://keep4u.ru/imgs/s/2009/11/25/4e/4eca1fd01e58524fa670d64a17210dc1.jpg) (http://keep4u.ru/full/2009/11/25/4eca1fd01e58524fa670d64a17210dc1/jpg)

2) Speaking about the explosive habbit - :lucille: is the winner. When :polly: is angry she may hit by a frying pan. This is no match for :lucille: missiles :)
Perhaps, she can compete with :bigcheese: in the amount of caused damage :)

Going by the show, Lucille has a good track record. The only thing that's proved to be invulnerable to her missiles is the Armor of Worc. I'd have to put my money on her.

You guys haven't SEEN Francine angry!

Lucille already has owned Polly with her missils... In fact she owned the whole city...

Hey hey hey!! Teyande already answered to that "vs"! One of you should asked who'd win.

Ok, now this one is a classic.

Who'd win in a fight for Polly's heart, if that would actually ever happen?

Speed, the Allycat of awesome and manliness or Guido, the Tomcat of Handsom and Charming?

Okay going back to the first battle first i'm going to have to say Polly...It's been proven that she can survive an explosion, and I'm sure if she was angry enough she could survive a nuclear bomb.

As for the who would win Polly's heart...I'd have to say niether...Cosmo would come in and procced to smooth talk Polly to the point that she'd be ready to marry him.

OOOHHHHHH!!! And the most pure of hilariously awesome marks has been left by the the most Charming of the New York Pizza Cats!!! XD

NEXT BATTLE!!!

Be honest, we've seen both main villians act like such best friends, but we've seen that the old crow show that he's not all that fond of being around him.

So who'd win THIS FIGHT?

Seymore Cheese or Jerry Atric?

(http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq268/Teyandee/Samurai%20Pizza%20Cats%20Kyattou%20Ninden%20Teyandee/KO.png)

I think this answers your question.

Musashisuya, please, wait at least 24 hours before announcing next battle. I sure they may be many users who want to reply. We want to see diffrent answers on each question - this will make this topic more interesting.  ;]

1)
I think none of them:
Neither :speedy: nor :guido: has ever tried to get her attention. (SPC)
And in Manhattan both of them showed "Eeh" when she tried to get thier attention on her instead of :deedee:

Who has a chance to win :polly: heart?
:cosmo:. She can`t resist his charming power:
(http://keep4u.ru/imgs/s/2009/11/26/48/48275512b93176dd1fc3f8600c5d26a9.jpg) (http://keep4u.ru/full/2009/11/26/48275512b93176dd1fc3f8600c5d26a9/jpg)

And, if Samurai Charm School wasn`t organized by :bigcheese:, there may be more gentlemen who will try to win her heart  :-*:
(http://keep4u.ru/imgs/s/2009/11/26/f7/f7e63c10f45f05dcebe0fd69172006db.jpg) (http://keep4u.ru/full/2009/11/26/f7e63c10f45f05dcebe0fd69172006db/jpg)

2) :jerry: vs :bigcheese:
Tigriss showed the answer.
In KNT we see :jerry: fights with  :bigcheese:
In SPC we see :bigcheese: hitting :jerry:. I remember :bigcheese: was declared as the winner - we didn`t see Jerry`s fight back.

Ok, so after scratching my head... A lot, I couldn't think of anything SPC characters to match up, and for what reason... SO I HAVE BROUGHT UP SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO ANSWER WITHOUT STARTING A CONFLICT!!! MNYAHAHAHAHA!!!! >=3

SO WHO'D WIN IN A BATTLE OF MANLINESS!?

SHINING GUNDAM OR BURNING GUNDAM!?

Bruce Lee.

Who would win in a fight. A big fit strong man, or an invisible fat guy?

Neither. Because we have no idea who the fit guy and invisable fat guy are.

An invisible guy sure has an advantage - he can strike from any direction and his oponent wouldn`t see him and therefore has little chance to avoid attack.

But, if the fit guy happens to be Samurai Jack (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Jack), who is in tune with all of his senses, he can feel the approaching enemy and that gives him a big change to defeat his emeny.

I disagree! fat guys tend to wheeze, therefore the fit guy would hear him!

The fat guy would have more mass so it wont be so hard to get once he gets close enough, invisible or not. Or course if he was fat because he was a sumo wrestler he would win...


:speedy: vs :sundance: !

Speedy its the hero of the show, but Sundance has a gun... and a bat...

I bet Sundance could shot speedy before he ends his long Ginzu sword sequence or even has time to start it..

but again, Speedy would be faster because of his ninjitsu training...

Maybe they would end deciding it in a baseball match and Sundance would win cause he its better at baseball than Speedy... (Speedy was so clueless that he used his sword to play baseball in one episode)

That would probably go something like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qXlFNYoyQg

Ha! Yeah... Harrison was sick that day, you can tell.

Okay, who would win between Mama and Son Whatever-animal-they're-supposed-to-be?

I can`t imagine any reason for the competition.  ?:|
They make a good team in "comment making"

As :jerry: say in "Candid Kitties":
Momma Mutt - spy from another TV network and Juior - test driver for Mitsubishi so they have different jobs :)

HEYHEYHEY!!! No enough with the foolishness! IT'S TIME TO GET EPIC!!!!

Who win in a fight?

Gaiking (Gaiking: Legend of Maryu Daiyu) or Sgt. Hatter (Virtual-On MARZ)?

IT'S A BATTLE OF SRW K MANLINESS!! ... What? They both appeared in SRW K.

A new fight:

In the left corner  - Yami no Yon Nin Shu from KNT.
In the right corner - The Rude Noise from SPC

But they are not going to fight, they are going to sing. Hey guys, take your instruments.

First perfomance by Yami no Yon Nin Shu:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMm10xS-2Pg
Now that`s is good heavy metal. It will be hard to beat. Nevertheless here is our second contestant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKzFloF6KUA
And that`s not bad. :)

If you want my opinion, I like Yami no Yon Nin Shu more. But what will the audience say?

Hmm... I kinda like the Americanized better... no good reason though.

Me too... Although I love Black Fight the american one sounds better... (Not recycled)

I also like the american one better, but maybe it's because I always used to hear that one

I like the SPC version better. He gets a bonus for saying "Can you dig it".

Black Fight > random Rude Noise song x10. Clearly you guys are all crazy. ;p

I mean, the SPC version is cool, BUT COME ON, Karamaru's song from the KNT soundtrack is the best one. :badbird:

As I already said I love Black Fight... But the fact that KNT reuses so many songs in several occassions kills it a bit... Having in mind the goofy BGM that SPC already has that guitar tune sounds really good... If SPC would have an official BGM release that would by my favorite track ever...

Yes they do. But they do it right, for example:

1) "Battle in flash" - for Hissatsu attacks
2) Music when Nyanki are appearing is not used in different situations (there are exceprions as in KNT50 we hear this song twice - when Yattarou appeared near train and later - when train is off the railway)
3) "Nyanki in trouble" (battle music) - Nyanki are fighting their enemy.
4) Music when Otasuke Ninpous are used.

For each situation there is a special music which is usually not used in different occasions.

For SPC I can`t find many regularities. Music are not seemed to be choosed not by situation. Take SPC 29 - when rescue team is creating Otasuke bomber (don`t know the SPC analog name) we hear the music which it used when Pizza Cats are appearing. And sometimes music are used for no particular reason (except may be one - make it more fun for kids)

I know the names of the songs and when they are being used... Anyway the songs get reused and that kills the song's impact... Sometimes the vocal themes are just inserted in the series when it isn't necessary... Would be cool to have a more "Metal" version of Black Fight when the Yami No Yon Nin Syu was playing but they just inserted the normal song without the voice...

Battle in Flash is another good example. the song must be used just in real special cases but I think that the song was used a couple of times besides the triple Hissatsu against Karamaru and the final slash against the comet... I'm just talking about vocal themes and not instrumental themes, the instrumental themes always have been used or specific situations and this is an old japanese formula for their series... Black Fight is Karamaru's song!! It sounds great in the final Yattaro vs. karamaru battle but here it sounds out of place... I can say the same of Tenka Muteki no Yattaro playing in the final episode while Nyaggo King flies to outer space...


Having in mind that SPC uses just funny music that is repeated severaltimes without have sense is really good to find a good guitar theme like the one that the Rude Noise is playing, especially cause it wasn't repeated anymore (I don't think so)... That guitar theme was made jujst for this segment and this makes it more special for me...

I'm not saying that KNT music is bad, I'm just saying that the SPC version was the winner in this occassion...

...and then there's that song that plays in the KNT version of Unidentified Flying Oddballs. When they are rescuing Violet from the ship...

You know what I'm talking about.

And the winners are The Rude Noise by 4 - 2 score.

Now it`s time for next fight:
Pointless Sisters vs. Lovely Mipple.

"Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls, girls" - you can hear  voice. Is he still rehearsing his speech for "Kung Fu
Kitty Contest" episode or he is excited to see 4 beautiful ladies?

Let me introduce our contestants:

From SPC: Polly and Lucille in "Pointless Sisters".
From KNT: Pururun and Omitsu in "Lovely Mipple".

While our girls are preparing I will make a small announcement:
If you want to sing with us, here is the lyrics of the songs:

YASU-keku nai! (Lovely Mipple) (http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/index.php?topic=1610.msg20397#msg20397)
Pointless sisters song (Edit Version) (http://animefan25.tripod.com/lyrics.htm)

Ok, they are ready.

I think it will be fair to let SPC group start - as a winners of first KNT vs SPC battle
[I have to cut some song beginning to remove the Narrator voice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz1Yu3yYOyY

And now we have Lovely Mipple:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQhI5incdVU

It is going to be a hard decision

Lovely Mipple:
+) Nothing beats the original Japanese dub

Pointless Sisters
+) "That Uh-uh-uh" by :polly:

But once again - I will vote for KNT:
1) I like those voices
2) It is longer than SPC (They cut this song  :'(  >:[ )

Whom will you vote for?

Mipple wins, they have 2 complete songs against the 2 short songs of the Pointless Sisters...

I played the Pointless Sisters video for 0:01 and stopped it having been reminded of how much I hate the Pointless Sisters song.

KNT gets my vote

I vote KNT...not that I don't like the English version, I just like the Japanese version MORE...

and I also vote for knt X3
both the song and voices are better than from spc

Lovely Mipple won by 5:0 score!

Now we have a new competition: Can Omitsu`s missiles destroy Makkurou robot (Karakara Ninpou: Makkurou no Justsu)?

This robot is very hard to beat - you must use a powerful weapon to destroy it:

KNT13: Neko Me Slash didn`t hurt him, but :bigcheese: explosion made him lose his armor
(http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/4803/knt13.th.jpg) (http://img704.imageshack.us/i/knt13.jpg/)

KNT15: After a strike by Nyago King the robot lose his armor and fell down (possibly crashed)
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/1678/knt15.th.jpg) (http://img709.imageshack.us/i/knt15.jpg/)

KNT33: A Neko Me Slash in Toritsukkun Armors has finally destroyed the robot.

On the other side, :lucille: missiles can explode almost anything. There were only one exception - :badbird: armor (KNT38).

In this fight, I will bet for Omitsu:

1) Robot is no match for cone-shaped missile (KNT 53)
2) But without this large missile she still has a good chance to win - she has to use a barrage like the one in KNT19:
4 missiles in her stage harido + 4 sleeve harido missiles + 12 missiles in the back of her costume:
(http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/6118/knt19.th.jpg) (http://img706.imageshack.us/i/knt19.jpg/)

Who would you bet on?

Keep in mind, Cheese found himself between the outer armour when he exploded.

Lucille's missiles might not have that lucky shot.

Makkurou robot , Lucille would run out of missiles before she founds out the trick and besides, she cant reload fast enough to hit it while its armorless...

And the Big Misille for the end episode doesnt count, she only seemed to have that misille loaded that time, and she wouldnt use it because any insults the Rude Noise could make to her dont beat the time Speedy broke her heart.

Guys, you are right. I am stopping this battle before :lucille: would get hurt more.

Even if they catch her, she would not be able to reload her missiles fast, as Blackcat correctly said. :(

That`s bad  :(

Yes, but after each her launch the robot will reassemble itself. :lucille: would ran out of missiles.

A new musical competition. I would call it "Crow Dance Music".

KNT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75pTX_bPhkQ

SPC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-XSsVaOJZM

"Now move a little to the right, get off and dancing through the night".

My vote is for SPC - the song lyrics makes me wanna sing with it.  :)

I like the original one best... it's got more soul.

I also go for the japanese one...also better sound XD

The winner is Choina...

KNT version is the winner.
And Choina gets a strike!  :D

I think I hear a snare drum from the Korg M1 in the SPC version. Kinda hard to tell because of all the singing and other sounds going on, but it's a distinctive sound and it caught my ear.

Who would win in a fight between.....

Aster

and

Darcstorm

Discuss.

Neither...the amount of pure energy released by such a thing would destroy the universe! Everyone loses!  8O

I agree with raz. in this case, the only winning move is not to play

Depends.

If you were playing any kind of card game, Aster would win. It's a natural law that has been proven time & again in the Samurai Pizza Cat universe.
If you were playing Counterstrike or any other Steam game, I'd say Darcstorm would win. I could be wrong though, I've never seen Aster's skills of a Freeman.

Oh come on, we all know Aster has Darcstorm whipped, so she's already won. ;] If not that, then probably this:

Darcstorm would win.

I'm not kissing his ass. I'm just being realistic. We're talking about a fight. Yah know. Person on person, not a children card game, not a Team Fortress match, not a poetry contest, or any challenge of wit or principal. But a tooth and claw fight that ends with someone in the hospital or dead.

Darcstorm would win.

Well, someone is wearing their ovaries on the outside tonight.

~Darc

I would lead the non-mods against the mods and admins.

We would win.

We are legion.

Everything and nothing.

~Darc

...we are...anonymous.

(http://files.myopera.com/drlaunch/blog/Anonymous110.jpg)

Rules 1 and 2, Raz.

..........

*Facepalm.*

~Darc

as a matter of fact, we are all namefags here.
Raz never spoke about that specific board rules 1 & 2 apply to.

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Ok folks... Let's get this thread back on track.

Hammer Joe vs Sniper Joe.

Err... Hammer time!

Sniper Joe has sniper...

Boom. Headshot.

Sniper wins.