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I was pondering through bonus comic ideas and an interesting question popped in my mind. Now we all know that for roughly 50 episodes, the Big Cheese has tried and tried time and time again to crush our beloved feline heroes. So this begs the question...if YOU were the villain in Little Tokyo, how exactly would YOU go about overthrowing the government and making sure the fan favored trio doesn't stop you.

Extra points for creative and hilarious answers...

 :bigcheese: :badbird: :jerry: :badmax: :mojorojo: :cannonball: :ronnie: :kaboom:

if i was known to do bad things i guess maybe i wouldn't do anything as my plan and have them think i was up to something super evil so that they'd jump to a conclusion and make themselves look bad and thus ruining their creditbility and forcing them out of bussiness

Sub-orbital ion cannon.

I win.

~Burke

Wouldn't that be akin to the solar laser robot from early in the series?

Getting rid of the cats is pretty hard. I'll have to think on this one for a while.

But I do know how to get rid of the ninja crow threat!!!

I was watching an episode a few months back, I forget which one. But it reminded me of the fact that he ninja crows have or live within villages outside of Little Tokyo.
My idea is to build canals redirecting water away from the villages, cutting them off of irrigation, and starving them out of existence.

I probably would use some water shooting robot since cats can't stand water.....but then again we still have spritz......

I would bribe the writers of the show. If that didn't work, then I'd steal the script and re-write it in my favor.

Point goes to this guy.


Oh yeah, sure...ANYONE can beat the ninja crows. We're talking about the cats though!  >:[

taking out all the communication. no call no job,no job no cats,no cats no problem.
also building two bots is another way to beat the cats (if they would even realize them at the other side of the town) since they had to split up to beat both bots.
one bot has the rude noise as support (wich would be 2vs in worst case) and the other one has badbird and his ninja crows (also not cool for only two cats).
the one whos going alone would have serious trouble and would probably loose. and without communication there is no rescue team available :D.

Assuming that all worked, I believe that would be viable. Assuming no hitches or deus ex machinas cropped up...

oh man....all i say is CATATONIC....i guess that should be a BIG problem since thats really not the classical way of communication-.-

That sounds like a plan. But what if Big Al finds out about the plot, and alerts the cats, and they end up stopping it before you can start it?

What I want all of you to consider are the times when Big Al has had inside information about the BC's plots.

How are you going to keep it secret?

making al keeping it for himself bwuahaahar

So... what do I do with it?

I dunno...eat it perhaps?

I suppose, but a much more mean and sinister version.

Ion Cannon Ready. [/C&C]

~Burke

Quickly!!!

If you destroy his Advanced Communication Center, he can't use that!!!

*proof*
http://www.r1ch.net/old/c&c/gdi.htm

I can't do anything about it though; my Temple of Nod is still building. >_>

i think gdi is better then nod anyways.they were in CoC and they´re still in CoC 4....i didnt played CoC 5 yet....but who needs a nuclear rocket or an ion laser if you can create black holes with ya mothership....im gonna miss the scrin in CoC5 -.-

There won't be much of a city left to conquer when YOU guys are through with it...

Hey. It's the only way to be sure.  ;-)

cheese could sell the rubble of the town and build new buildings after that...the people live for rent at his flats and he would be the mightiest man-----person in town :D

*Takes a bite*... Mmmm.. It needs more salt.

I'd play double agent and disguise myself as a good guy, concoct a devious super-secret master plan to mislead them, sabotage/disable their weapons and other equipment, then capture them all at the right moment. Since the Narrator can blab secrets like no one's business, I'd either bribe him to play along or find some way to trick him too, though that might be difficult. Of course, after I'd won, I'd probably get bored and switch sides, doing the same things to the bad guys that I did to our feline heroes. Then I'd get myself a pizza and wander off looking for something else to do.

Isn't it a good thing I'm not a villain? ;)

First step: Become Prime minister of Little Tokyo

Second step: Make sure the Emperor does something so crazy they have to put him in an asylum

Third step: Without the emperor, the princess has no real power, so is a good chance to take power and fire the Pizza Cats

Fourth step: Since the princess would get back to power if she gets married, I would make her get killed

Filth step: Enjoy ruling Little Tokyo in a cruel dictatorship and declare myself the new Emperor

BRILLIANT!

Id say all you'd need to do is:

(a) Steal their bells so that they cant call in the B Team for help.

(b) After that lure them deep underground to attack them, that way they run out of power faster from lack of sunlight, and also being deep underground there would be no way for the Catatonic to reach them.

Or just somehow mind control either Polly or Lucille cause face it Speedy, Guido or any of the other guys cant stand a chance against either as it is under normal or enraged circumstances =P

A) They can use a phone booth (1990 show without cellphones)

B) The Goney Birds can go underground as long as there enough space for them to fly, plus Speedy has extra power because of the Ginzu sword

C) Get Guru Lou to deal with the girls, he is a master when it comes to scare girls away, something he is not proud off, since he is a pervert.

Since when? I don't remember that being mentioned in the show. Unless you're talking about physical strength, then that would make sense.

My first course of action would be to poison their pizza with a slow-acting toxin. Not only would it reduce their credibility, but they would soon be too weak to battle, as they eat their pizza for dinner every night... MWAHAHAHA

Blackcat believes that Ginzu/Masamasa sword is the only magical weapon in the show (Making Pikapika and Kirakira just normal swords)... He believes that Speedy/Yattaro's power comes from his sword or something like that... A lot of years have passed since we had that discussion so I don't remember well...

well....wasn't there an episode about cheese making badbird stealing that sword for that ability???

Yes, there was, and part of the plot was to copy its magical qualities and mass produce it for all the ninja crows and then sell the rest off as novelty items. Yay for cheap imitation products!

When they battled the Rude Noise giant robot that looked a lot like Bad bird, Speedy was the only one left standing, and only fainted after releasing several Ginzu sword atacks, unlike the other two.

And yes, the Ginzu sword is the only real magical sword in the show, why else would they copy it?

Possibly because it was the most powerful of the three. I mean, if you're going to copy a magical sword, you'll want every copy to be of the superior sword as making copies of the lesser swords just doesn't make sense if you can just as easily recreate the strongest sword.