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I'm just starting this post because I'm in a random mood. But if you were able to, what would you give SPC characters for Xmas? Mine goes as follows...

Emperor Fred: A Translator to attach to him so we can finally find out if his ramblings are just that, or if he's actually saying something.

 :violet:: A lump of coal so she learns not to act so spolied next year :P

 :bigcheese:: A Shopping Voucher for Sears. Something tells me he'd be verry happy with it.

 :jerry:: A new teapot and teacups that don't spill and are explosion-proof (That way he won't have to keep buying new ones everytime Big Cheese blows up)

Big Al: Free Acupuncture and Massage sessions. Considering how stressed he always seems, he'll need them

 :badbird:: An iPod with some decent music in it (Considering the only music that he ever seems to hear comes either from The Rude Noise or Big Cheese)

 :speedy:: Platform shoes  ;-)

 :guido:: Free long weekend romantic vacation for two at Prisoner Island...Who would he take? Use your imagination...

 :polly:: Book of vouchers for discounts at the local beauty salon (Will of course include free manicures)

 :francine:: Well duh!!! What else would you give her apart from a big pile of money?

 :lucille:: Free Herbal/Aromatherapy sessions so she isn't constantly exploding

 :speedy: A gift certificate for that restaurant Lucille likes so he wouldn't run out of money next time.

 :polly: Frying Pan Handle Repair Kit

 :guido: Umbrella stand

 :francine: Cannon shooting simulator so she can practice

 :lucille: Fancy fireworks

 :violet: I get to go shopping with all the money left over after Christmas

 :bigcheese: Something from Victoria's Secret

 :badbird: Leather biker jacket

 :jerry: Chin strap for his helmet

 Fred : Mel Torme CD

Al Dente: His own forum icon. :bigal:

:bigcheese: A pair of pants.

:badmax: A tree.

More, umm... eventually.

Then probably Santa Claus will be banished to Prisioner Island.  :O
On the second thought, it`s better to live in the Prisioner Island than North Pole.  :D

Polly, Speedy, Guido: some extra nine lives, they run out of these awhile ago.

Big Cheese: Blast Tank/shelter, now he can throw as many tantrims without causing to much damage.

Jerry Atrik: All of Portugal  :P

Bad Bird: A nice jet balck TransAm with the rising Phonix replaced with the flying skull logo.

Guru Lou: Book of 100 greatest inventions of all time, might help him make somethings thats useful.

Lucille: Mini ICBMs.

Al Dente: Big Cheese looking stress ball.

Francine: Many lottery tickets.

 :speedy:   A parachute...
 :guido: Four or five chapters about him...
 :polly: A big kiss (Although I'll die after that)
 :francine: More sailor dresses.. She looks beautiful withn these...
 :badbird: A beer night...
 :bigcheese: An audition to a Colombian Tv show... (He will get any role he want here)
 :lucille: A kiss too...

Take care of her missiles!  :O

He might get one from me too (need to make one for Fred as well). I already did some for the NYPC/Yankee.

This is what I would get them for Christmas  :D

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/bubba_trex/maikeru.gif) - Myself

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/bubba_trex/purinsu.gif) - After Shave, with distinctive catmint scent

(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/bubba_trex/madonna.gif) - A new whip, a pink one perhaps

I'm still working on the other cast members. But, I would definitely give Fred "Hooked on Phonics" for Christmas. Be able to say whole words or your money back. Now let's sing our abc's...

Speedy: Hair Brush

Guido: Bottle of Aftershave

Polly: Teflon Pan (with dent resistance)

Francine: $1 bill. If she don't like it, she can take a hike, I ain't made of money.

Everyone else: A punch in the face.

Burkey

It'd be the best gift ever, man. *sigh*  :'( Hard to believe this happening eventually.

I'd say:
 :speedy: Memorabilia to fit with his comic collection.
 :polly: A kiss under the mistltoe (with her permission, of course)
 :guido: Catnip deodrent (a real killer with the ladies)
 :francine: More green clothing, including an evening gown or kiss under mistletoe
 :lucille: Dud missiles with safe tinsel installed
 :bigal: A day off work, with family.
 :catton: :batcat: :spritz: :meowsma: Their own home improvements & show.
 :badmax: :mojorojo: :cannonball: :ronnie: Christmas no.1 album.

 :francine: She would probably want the clothes over a kiss under the mistletoe.  :D

 :polly: - A forged love letter from Speedy.
 :speedy: - A forged love letter from Lucille.
 :lucille: - A forged love letter from Guido.
 :guido: - A forged love letter from Pollly.

Now wouldn't that make for a fun episode?

(and I'd love to see what they'd do to me when they found out who did it... or... not...)

:speedy: Top Gun on DVD

:polly: Garfield

:francine: Monopoly

:violet: Munchies

:bigcheese: Therapy

:lucille: Also therapy ...

:guido: Christmas pudding made of tuna fish ... and perhaps me ;)

p.s. me likes the love letter idea! Spiffy.

Let's see

The mysterious Tanuki kid & mother: probably a supply of green tea leaves
 :speedy: Daggers
 :violet: A Pet Usagi
 :bigcheese: an AK-47
 :lucille: a pair of Nukes to go with her homing missles ;3
 :guido: probably a Mail Order Bride (*sarcasm*)

 :bigcheese: a long, naked tail so he'd look more like a rat
 :violet: Bad Bird
 :badbird: Princess repellant

 :speedy: a ginsu sword sharpening kit

 :polly: a lifetime supply of titanium frying pans

 :guido: every girl in little tokyo's phone number

 :francine: a subscription to undermined tecchie illustrated

 :lucille: a lifetime mebership at a spa

 :violet: a set of samurai pizza cats action figures

 :bigcheese: silk boxers

 :badbird: an AC-DC cd

 :jerry: rogaine....lots and lots of rogaine

 :catton: :batcat: :spritz: :meowsma: there own cartoon series

 :gurulou: a membership to the giant robot of the month club

 :bigal: a promotion (he deserves it)

 :badmax: :mojorojo: :cannonball: :ronnie:  there own collection of the godfather on dvd

 :sundance: a colection of baseball cards

 :cosmo: a michael jackson cd (from when he was still black)

 :deedee: some new whips and a madonna cd

Don't do that, or you'll produce a Guido spam.
BTW, :bigcheese:'s phone will be included?  :D

"Dont ask that! the female fanfic writers might get ideas! they already wrote fanfics about spike/vicious from cowboy bebop they can do anythign!"

 ;) - beer [imagine a drunk speedy]
 =] - colgate  ?:|
 ;] - a punch bag [  >:[ ] 

:badbird: - brass knuckles
 :bigcheese: - apartment in monte carlo
 :jerry: - wheelchair [you can have a lot of fun with a wheel chair]

I know i am bring back a dead topic but heres what i think:
 :violet: :Food
 :meowsma: :Extra blades
 :guido: :iPhone
 :deedee: :A Date with Cosmo
 :cosmo: :A Date with DeeDee
 :sundance: :200 Pound's of ammo
 :cannonball: :10 Cannonballs
 :polly: A date with Speedy
 :speedy: A date with Polly
 :gurulou: :???  
 :bigcheese: :??? Board Game???
 :jerry: :Board Game
 :mojorojo: :???
 :badbird: :HDTV+PS3!!!
 :bigal: :Stress Relief
 :catton: :??
 :kaboom: :An extra head
 :ronnie: :A Gun
 :spritz: :Water gun and a pool
 :batcat: A trip to see batman
 :lucille: :Same as al dente

Lolwut?

Fixed. ;)