Edoropolis Emporium

The sunlight streamed into good ol’ Classroom 12-S… that’s the 12’th Science and Math lab in Little Tokyo High for those of you who don’t go to school there…

Efields: *Twisting a wrench here, soldering some wires there…* Ok… oh~ let’s see now… *Pulls a welding mask over her face.*

The window from the hallway shone with a bright blue… Buffy, a janitor just wheeled on by with his mop… Meanwhile…

Anari: Ice cream, Ice cream~ Doh~ Where’d I put it!

Anari was scrambling frantically through the classroom… not only making things spick and span… but placing appropriate… “Incentives” on the student’s desks… Written on the board in BIG BOLD LETTERS were the words… “Faculty Assessment Day”

Anari: Ohh~ I’ll beat that damn Goodie goodie dumb berry this year! *Grinds her fist into the palm of her hand.* Hell yeah!

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The day continued as students came in to their home rooms to start the day...
As Ms.Anari's students came in... they were overcome with not only a strong scent of perfume, but desks that had lots of goodies on them... rangeing from candies, to bowls with spoons. A cooler sat on her desk... with "Ice Cream" in big bold letters.

**In the Cafeteria**

Cook: Hey! *In the freezer.* Where'd the ice cream go!? O_O

*TK enters the room. Another day in LTHS. He sighed at the thought. So far, everytime he comes in. Something bad or weird happens. But, he has no choice and so he comes back. Hoping this time. The day will be a NORMAL day. As he enters the classroom, he notices something different. He notices that there are a lot of goodies everywhere. Candies, fruits, and most importantly ice cream. Is this a dream. He hopes it is.*

TK: OMG! Look at all this stuff. I can't believe it. But, what's the occasion?

Naiye stood at the back of the room and was himself inspecting the array of objects around the room. He rubbed his chin and picked one or two items, then back down again. He then pulled up a seat and began to inspect the pieces more throughly, pulling out a maginifiying glass from his pocket and turning his loud music up in his ear.

Dash comes in a few minutes after TK.

Dash: Huh, this looks pretty nice? I wonder what Ms Anari is up to? She usually isn't THIS nice to us.

*TK turns to Dash.*

TK: You got that right. Something's up.

As usual, Jack Black was lost somewhere in the school, he didn’t even remember what class he was in, then it was the incident of the erased tape...oh well, his life has been always like this, getting lost, loosing memories, it was like he had double personality, he was part of a experiment...or something like that.

While his mind was dazing, he entered Ms.Anari class and saw all the goodies...

-OH no! not another teachers beauty contest!, no, it cant be that. Who is this city full of strong women would dare to do a beauty contest?. Ehh...by the way, this is my class?-

'It seems that they are parts... to what im not sure, however some of the pieces i recognize from before... my parts went missing a while back outta the blue... any ideas'
Naiye said turning to the three class mates in the room, stroking his fur slowly

The items on the student's desks ranged from dinky 50-cent toys to various snack foods...
Clearly... either they're being bribed, or something else was bound to happen...

Ms.Anari: *Sweeps into the room, her face looking bright, charming, and full of makeup.* Good morning my wonderful A+ students! *She twirls around, and looks at each of them.* And how are all of my bright pupils today~  :-*

*TK just stood there and watched as Ms. Anari came into class all with make up and twirling around like a ballerina. He has no idea of what to think of it.*

TK: Ms. Anari? Are you feeling okay?

Naiye shurged and went back to his examining of the products, skipping track on his music player.
-i hate happy-go-lucky females- he thought to himself >:(

Dash: I think she may have hit her head while getting out of bed this morning

-Its a teachers beauty contest!, run for your lives!- said Jack, but he just stood there-. No, it cant be, last time something like that happened a school ended destroyed. And this place already ran out the money for repairs until next year...it  must be the day Vi inspects this place...No, that’s next month.

*Jack took a laptop out of nowhere and entered Little Tokyo High site

-Lets see, oh no, this isn’t good...- he said-. The site is Down because of the last giant robot attack!

Narrator: "A strange teenager with a map strides down the streets of Little Tokyo in search of salvation, spirit, and something else beginning with the letter "S"!"

Sutiiven: "Now let's see, that purple striped cat told me to take the first left, and then I'd find a rabbit in a tea-house..."

Narrator: "...Well, perhaps not striding down the streets, but what are you going to do?"

Sutiiven: "Sure wish I could find out where I'm going... let's see, I'm looking for a big building filled with students..."

Narrator: "Stopping for a quick check of his current location, Sutiiven finds the object that he's looking for - a big building filled with students!"

Sutiiven: "Wait, where?"

Narrator: "Dead ahead of you, kid."

Sutiiven: "Ah... thanks."

*Sutiiven enters the school grounds and looks around, confused.*

Sutiiven: (Little Tokyo High... this appears to be the place I'm looking for, but there's something weird about this place. And not the fact that it's filled with teenage animals... that's hardly unusual for a school after all. Now if only there was a conveniently placed person who could help me on my way...)

'A Beauty contest you say? MEHHHHH.... screw this im off to do some coursework'
And with that Naiye left for the libary armed with a few of the parts and his books.

Ms.Anari dashes between Naiye and the door, blocking his exit... He's trapped in the room with everyone else...

Ms.Anari: *Her eye-brou straining from twitching... she forces a smile on her face.* Now now Naiye... I know the opporitunities for learing are great out there... but they're the best in here! *She grasps him forcefully by the shoulders... and guides him back to his seat...*

She lets her emotional guard down for a moment... a look of anger flashes accrost her face for a brief moment... Then is replaced by the strained sweet smiling face from before...

Ms.Anari: -=You little monsters are going to get TRIPLE homework for this...=- Ok class~ *She walks over to the front.* Now today you'll notice under all the sweets and goodies *Wink wink* on your desk that there are some slips of paper... *She walks up by the front board and points to the BIG BOLD LETTERS which say ~Faculty Assessment Day~.* Today is going to be a fairly easy day for you all. It is your job to go to class as usual, however you will be also filling out teacher evaluations.

*She waits for a pause...*

Ms.Anari: Now... When you're all done filling out your paper... *She leans on the cooler marked ICE CREAM.* ... which HAPPENS to be MY evaluation... You might get a special treat.  ;] *She looks back at Jack.* And Mr.Black, please do keep telling us of your mythical tales of Giant Robots and web sites that are never there.  :-* I love listening to my students make things up~  :-* :-* :-*

*She then turns her attention over towards Naiye... noticeing he's listening to his MP3 Player instead of paying attention.*

Ms.Anari: *Cups her hands and shouts.* KEEP LISTENING TO YOUR MUSIC AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE NAIYE! YOUR HAPPYNESS IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN YOUR LEARNING ANYTHING IN MY CLASS!!!

*TK leans in to whisper to someone that is willing to listen.*

TK: She has defenetely gone off the mark here. But, I think we should play along.

Narrator: "Just then, a knock at the door briefly interrupts the madness!"

*knocks on the door*

Sutiiven: (Last time I EVER take directions from a ram again... but if this isn't the headmaster's office, I'll find out from there.)

*opens the door*

Sutiiven: "Hi. Erm. Do you know where the headmaster's office is?"

He mumbled under his breath "I learn more this way blocking out there social drivial then i do without it, so what ya gunna do... bite me" shaking his head, smirking as he looked in her direction. He ran his fingers through his hair. "Like that imature crap about the robots, i mean, have anyone of you ever fought in the front line? Well i did back in England and it was hell."

He then looked at the window and sighed, scribbling allsorts of stuff on his paper including a picture of the teacher in her underwear, tho he didnt realise he was doing it.

Ms.Anari: *Looks over at Sutiiven* Down the hall, the stairs, and to the left dear.  :-*

She looks out at her students.

Ms.Anari: ... So then... None of you are going to fill out my evaluation form... am I correct in assuming this?

*TK just shrugged and grabs the piece of paper that's the teacher evaluation. He gets his pencil out and starts writing on it.*

TK: (sighs) Okay. Let's do this.

-But this tourist guide says that Little Tokyo main attraction is watching the samurai pizza cats fighting giant robots- said Jack and took out a huge book-. It even has a part for little kids where you can color the pizza cats...and a model kit for a miniature of the dragon robot the cats defeated long ago.

(*Little Tokyo, the city where opportunist sellers have a big day, everyday!. By the way, since when Jack buys everything he sees?, is this part of a new evil plot or just the usual evil plot about Big conporations telling us what to buy, what to use and so on?. By the way dont forget to buy your SPC T-shirts!)

Dash took out his evaluation and began writing on it as well. "Well, itd be nice to give Ms Anari a good evaluation (even though she is a total fruitcake at times." He leaned over to TK, "YOu know your in an interesting city when the main tourist attraction is watching somebody fight giant robots, or evil bunny ninjas (pauses for a moment as he thinks about his powers).

*Leans back at Dash.*

TK: Yeah right.

*Then, goes back on writing the evaluation.*

*Closes the door and takes the directions*

Sutiiven: "Fruitcake."

Narrator: "Either his mind's on food again, folks, or he's in for some trouble."

*Finds the headmaster's office and knocks on the door*

Sutiiven: (If he's not in, then I'll have to look around and find the next best person... man, I can't believe Dr. M sent me here. It's full of... animals. Weird ones, too. Oh weeeell.)

*At Tio's office.*

Tio: *Working on some papers... he hears the knock at his door.* Yes? Come in please. ^_^

(Tio is the Principal Aka: Headmaster.)

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*Back in Anari's class.*

Ms.Anari: *Blinks a few times at Jack.* -=Ugg... these little ding-dongs need to lay off of the video games, mangas, and Animes...=-

-Why are you trying to hide something that is in the news and every citizen of Little Tokyo knows?- asked Jack

*Meanwhile…in front of the pizza cats emporium

Dog Citizen 1: Giant robots? Samurai cats that fight evil? You have been watching too much anime!

Dog Citizen 2: What? You are saying you don’t even remember that robot that made sushi out of people incident?

Mysterious bunny guy with glasses: What the heck are you two talking about? This place never had any giant robots attacking it, that only happens on TV or movies!

Well, cock a doodle doo...

*opens the door*

Sutiiven: "Hi. You're the headmaster, right? ...Principial. Principal, right. Um. I was told to report here by a guy called... Dr... Vivy Sect? Vive... something, I'm sorry, I forgot. Yeah. He said I was to go to Little Tokyo High, and see the headmaster. Erm. Do you know where I'm supposed to be at? If you need credentials or something, I can provide."

Naiye sighed and had his head in his text books, wishing that the teacher could become more serious for once. He got on with his evaluating of his materials he had collected for his chemistry work and turned the music up to max, although everyone could here it now

~And i saw my own face, in the dark and lonliness, and i saw my face, dark as im frozen in heaven~

Ms.Anari: ... *Looks at the rest of the class.* Ok... Who has their evaluation paper of myself done?

*Back at the office*

Tio: *Gestures to a seat.* Please, have a seat. *Slowly gets up and turns around... reaching into his file cabinate.* The good Doctor and I have been friends for a long while... *Pulls out a small folder, and opens it up.* Tell me... I want to hear from you... what are your skills? What qualifies you for what we're going to get you started on?

Naiye's paper was blank next to him, he had not taken any intrest in it what so ever.

*sits down and looks a little blank*

Sutiiven: "Well, you see... that's going to be rather difficult, I'm afraid. The circumstances of me being here are a little strange, but I'll try and explain."

Narrator: "And so Sutiiven goes through the whole sorry story, which we're conveniently going to go through in flashbacks. You see, Sutiiven... oh, this is just awkward. Anyway, Steven originally lived in jolly old England, until he won a free trip to Japan via a drawing competition. Unfortunately for him, the airplane he was in was involved in a freak accident involving a giant mechanical dragon of all things, and the plane was torn apart. One segment of the plane landed in a random area of the country below, and the other part crash-landed in Little Tokyo. For some reason Steven was ejected from the plane in midair and attacked by the dragon; this resulted in him taking a different collision course from everyone else. Miraculously he survived - barely - although apparently no-one else survived the incident. He was thus unconscious for three Little Tokyo years -"

Sutiiven: "Wait, THREE years?"

Narrator: "7 dog years to a human year, isn't it? Or, something like that."

Sutiiven: "But I'm 18, that makes no -"

Narrator: "WHO CARES? Anyway, his body was recovered and subjected to several human-to-animaloid experiments, which brought him back to full recovery. Since the science was snuffed, his uncle from America got on the phone, pulled some strings, and managed to get Steven a little abode to stay in until it's safe enough to return. But of course nobody in his family would let him live the easy life, and thus he was sent on his way to Little Tokyo High for education and socialising."

*coughs*

Sutiiven: "So you see, that's pretty much why I'm here. Now I'm afraid I can't really help out when it comes to qualifications... although I can safely say I've been in seconday school... I mean, I have four GCSEs, although you'll need to contact UCC Cumbria for that and... and... I don't really know how the system over here works to be honest. Will you... be able to help me out, sir? I'm in a bit of a jam."

Narrator: "Much to his chagrin, Steven realised that what he was accidentally sitting on was in fact strawberry on toast."

*TK finishes his evaluation sooner than most. He put down what anyone would put to a teacher. Just normal basic things about any teacher. So, he put the pencil down and raises the paper so that Ms. Anari will take it.*

Naiye shook his head and slammed the desk as he tried to get his head around the equation he needed to make the formula work for his machine. He sighed and looked at the paper and scribbled down one word 'Gorgeous' outta frustration and he then went back to his work.

*In the principal's office.*

Tio: ... I see... *Folks his hands.* Well... You've got 2 options as far as I'm concerned. Our mathematics teacher needs a lab assistant, or I can place you in the home room of Ms.Anari's class. From there you'd just have to go to whichever classes you will be assigned for the rest of the day. *Clicks open a pen, and sits there... watching him.* What shall it be?

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*Back in the class room.*

Ms.Anari collects all the papers that have been filled out.

Ms.Anari: Ok then... You students who've filled out the forms please leave for room 12-S and take the ice cream with you... *Her sweet smile breaks.* The rest of you stay here for a moment... *She especially points at Jack, and Naiye.*

"I filled it out in the end... when i couldnt do the work" he said looking out the window annoyied

*TK picks up his stuff, put it in his backpack, and goes to where the ice cream is. He opens the cooler and grabs a cup of chocolate ice cream.*

TK: Ah well. I guess I can enjoy this while it lasts.

*Then, he heads out of the classroom and heads towards room 12-S.*

Dash hands in his evaluation and walks out not far behind. Dash stopped by his locker and then caught up to TK

"Hey, any idea what the deal is with Ms Anari? She's acting more strange than usual (and for someone like her that's saying something.)

Sutiiven: (A maths teacher doing science... that could be useful, I'm sure. Don't know if the teacher is male or female though, or how old. Could be hazardous to converse with. Helpful in teaching. The only problem I can see is...)

*pictures a huge explosion rocking the school*

Sutiiven: (...On the other hand, there's the home room. That means socialising with those other people, and they might think I'm a freak... also, there's that teacher I met earlier... and she seemed a bit weird...)

*pictures Ms. Anari screaming at an entire class*

Sutiiven: (I love the smell of Catch 22 in the morning. But I guess I'm going to go with Home Room for 300.)

*looks up at Mr. Tio*

Sutiiven: "I'll go into the Home Room. Is there any equipment I need, or anything else I should know about, sir?"

*Jack fills the cursed form with an angry face and leaves, he filled it portraying her as the best teacher that ever existed, in a few words, no one is going to believe it!.

*Sees Dash when he caught up. Keeps walking to the next class, still holding the ice cream in his paw.*

TK: No clue. But, at least this time she's not giving us tons of homeworks like she always do.

Dash: yeah...that is true. Well might as well make the most of it. Later bro.

With that Dash heads off to his next class. He did think some about a certain someone he walked with yesterday "Hmm...I wonder where Blair is...I do kinda owe her a date at one of the local Chinese joints."

TK: Later.

*He continues to walk to the classroom that Ms. Anari told them to go to as he thinks about this whole situation.*

TK: =This is not like this. We had a teacher evaluation once, but none of the teachers ever made a big deal out of it. Something's up.=

Tio: *Shakes his head.* No~ no~ Just a average book bag with an average set of school supplies. ^_^ *Hands him a small diagram.* Her room is circled right there. *Looks up at the clock.* You'd best hurry. Chances are Homeroom's almost over. From there she'll tell you where to go.


And...


Ms.Anari: *Picks up both papers...* ... *She takes them back to her desk, and puts them in the envilope along with the others.* Mr.Jack... By tomorrow I expect a 3-page report on how comic books can cause problems in the class room. As for you Mr.Naiye... I'm looking forward to hearing your 6-page report on the benifits of loud music on the academic mind. You both may go to room 12-5 now. ^_^

As they both get up to go... she flashes them a dangerous look.

Ms.Anari: Give me hell again, and the next assignment will be worth 50% of your grade.  >:(

(All in good fun gentlemen. ^_^ It's not like you have to do those reports for real anyway. :P )

Naiye's eyes widened and his wolf mane stood up on its end as he glared at her in disbelief "Six... six... six pages... AHH GAWD NO THAT MEANS ILL NEVER HAVE TIME TO WORK" he groaned at the top of his voice, storming out the room angrily, before peeping back in to look at her, before shaking his head and wandering off. "And i would perfer if ya called me Mr Wolf-Engel... or Odin"

“No evil plots, no giant robots, no brainwashing, maybe there is something in the ice-cream?” Jack thought “Nah, it has been too normal lately, I guess I don’t have anything to worry unless that Secret ninja club dudes have followed me here.”

*Meanwhile…still in front of the pizza cats emporium

Mysterious bunny guy with glasses: What? this place is never going to open?, is getting cold! 

Dash: *arrives at 12-5* Man, who knows what's up at this school...first brainwashing, then bunny ninjas...oy vay...hmm...I wonder where Blair is at? Class starts in a couple minutes.

Sutiiven: (Average? For this town perhaps... ah, cock it.) "Thank you, sir. I'll get right on it."

*nods, bows, and exits the room*

Narrator: "Don't worry your dark-brown hair off about it, kid. 95 percent of all Britain's blackcurrants make it."

Sutiiven: "...I'm not a blackcurrant."

Narrator: "In that case you're doomed. Hey, it was fun while it lasted."

Sutiiven: ¬_¬

*knocks on the Home Room door and enters*

Sutiiven: "Hi. Er. Mr. Tio sent me. I'm a... eh... Sutiiven. New student." (Was it really wise to go without supplies? Of course not. We'll get some later.) "Yes. He said you'd know where I should go. For equipment, classes, and... yeah."

*Minutes later, TK finally arrived to the room 12-S in which Ms. Anari told him to go to.*

TK: Here it is. Now, let's see why she wants me to come here.

*Due to boredom Jack starts to play Tetris wish his laptop, since any other game would cause copyright issues.

"Could this place really have changed? or all those troubles where just a coincidence and this place is normal?" tought Jack, Meanwhile, all the teachers mysteriously received a mail with a free ticket for a trip to Mr Vodka cookie factory."If a few cookies dont get you drunk, they arent Mr Vodka  cookies!".

Dash: Man, class should have started a while ago. Where is the teacher?

-I guess its getting stuff for uss so she gets a good evaluation- said Jack-. By the way, anyone remebers that giant robot atack last night?.

Dash: What giant robot attack? I don't remember much of anything after about mid afternoon yesterday and nowhere in those memories do I find a giant robot attack. I mean it may have happened (the'yre apparently awful common around here)

Efields: *Walks into the classroom, carrying a load of plans and other miscelanious items in her hands.* Hmm~? *Adjusts her glasses...* ... Oh! Right! I've got class today. ^^; Silly me~ *Tosses her stuff down on her desk.* Well... Umm... Let's see... Which class are you all again?


Ms.Anari: *Looks over at Suitven.* You're late... Get going to science room 12-5... And... *Breaks a smile.* Have some fun~ Ok?

Naiye stood at the door of the classroom, looking around listening to his music. He had his 'essay' on his desk and was staring out the window, playing drums against the wall merrily but he looked tired as tho he hadn't slept much lately.

TK: *shurgs.* I don't know. You tell us. Ms. Anari sent us here for some odd reason. *lowers voice.* Like she isn't odd enough.

Efields: O_O.... Oh... Yes! Of course! ^^; How silly of me. *Walks around to the front of the room.* For starters... I need a test subject. Which brave soul wishes to come up here and help me?  :-*

Dash: test...subject? Aww heck why not. (raises hand)

*Jack Black can’t avoid smiling when he hears Dash, but he doesn’t know why. He has the felling something is going to happen and maybe is going to be bad, but he just doesn’t care.

*TK watches as Dash automatically volunteered himself to Ms. Edfields. He shakes his head on that since he had heard so much about her.*

TK: He has no idea on what he's in for.

I'm being no-ones guiena pig but my own

Sutiiven: "Yes. Right away."

*walks out and down the corridor*

Sutiiven: "Room 12-5... whereever that is. Yes, here."

*knocks and opens the door*

Sutiiven: "Hi. This is room 12-5, right?"

Dash: So Mrs Efields...just what exactly am I being a guinea pig for? (looks a little concerned as he sees his classmates giggling)

Efields: *Looks over at Sutiiven.* Oh! Yes dear. *Gestures to a seat.* Have a seat. ^_^


Efields: Oh~ It's a very special project! Firstly though, I want to know... do any of you know anything about quantum mechanics as well as the Pre theorum on solar dateing?

TK: *stratches his head to think about it. But, couldn't.* Uh. No. Can't say that I do.

Dash:quantum mechanics? Solar dating? Oh boy...this sounds dangerous...

Well... i might do... i'll have to check the old noggin, if not... i could blow up half the school again... sounds like fun?

*sits down in an isolated seat away from the rest of the class*

Sutiiven: (I suppose I should be scared right now. Oh well.)

Efields: ^^; Oh no no my dear. No exploding the school.


Efields: Young man~ *Gestures to Suitven.* Why don't you want to sit close? Are you afraid? I don't bite that much, I can never figure out why students are so afraid to be near me... Maybe it's the radiation? ... *Gasps* Did I just say that out loud!? O_O

Radiation... thats just as fun, can i do that instead :D

Dash: (ears perk up) Did you say...radiation? ooo...Now THAT I can dig...(trouble is I can't find my homemade geiger counter)...

TK: *shakes his head.* You two are weird.

Sutiiven: "Well you see, if someone happens to invade my personal space for too long, I self-destruct. Heh. Don't want to blow up the school, right?"

Dont try me mate... i blew up the last school i was in back in the UK... 'accidently'
accidently on purpose that is

Efields: ... Yes... Anyway... The theories I had just stated all relate to the field of Time Travel. Basically if you some-how manage to piggy-back along waves of light, around the sun, and manage to get back to your starting point within a fraction of a millisecond, you could in fact go backwards in time. 

*She walks over to a labratory setup with plenty of potions, gadgets, and really wierd stuff.*

Efields: *Pulls a flask of olive colored liquid from a cooler.* Ok then... Mr.Dash. *Hands him the chilled flask.* Drink up~! ^_^

Dash: hmm...what is this stuff...

Mrs. Efields: Oh just a little something Im working on...

Dash: Oh ok...looks like soda. I like soda...

So he takes a gulp from the flask...there is a brief pause...and immediately his face turns bright red and he smokes like a train engine...

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS STUFF!!! and what's worse...I'M ALLERGIC TO OLIVES!!!

With that he races out of the room and heads for his locker.
 
 

Efields: *Just stands there, a blank look on her face.* ... Oh dear... *She pulls out another flask.* Would anyone else like to try some? It's a new soda I've been working on. Olive Madness. ^_^

Naiye -: -looks at the reaction of dash and blinks- Err... no i'll give it a miss... unless it has an alcohol content. -goes to the instruments and pours a blue liquid in it- Don't worry, i know what i'm doing... i think -chemicals froth and bubble before BOOM-

Opps... sorry about that... i think i've blown up the classroom accidently

TK: *puts his paws up.* Uh. No thanks. I'm fine.

Efields: *Sighs* This is why you students aren't supposed to touch anything until I've said so... *Hits a big red button on her desk. The smoke clears out of the room, and the fires are put out.*


Efields: Ok then. I suppose it is time to... well... mess around with time. ^^; *She walks over to a few more beakers, and begins mixing various chemicals.* While I work I want you all to quickly do problems 14,16, and 23 in your Algebra Books. I'll be ready in just a few moments.

TK: (groans) Great. Oh well. *He sighs, grabs his book, and starts doing the math problems Ms. Efields.* Boy. This is mind boggling.

Dash calmly walked back into the classroom

Dash: Im sorry for how I reacted Mrs Efields. I was just a little freaked out is all. THankfully I had something in my locker to stop the allergic reaction. If I don't do something within about 10 minutes I turn green, my head swells up and I break out in hives.

BTW, if that's supposed to be soda, what the heck did you put in there to make it so dang spicy?

Naiye -: -finishes the algerbra questions in 5 mins then leans over the teachers shoulder and watches her work- done miss

-Isn’t time traveling forbidden since that “accident”?- Asked Jack-. Ah forget it, looks like I’m the wrong universe or something…

*Jack started to do the exercises, somehow he had the felling he had lived something like this, maybe in another school?, And no matter how hard he tried he still couldn’t forget that white cat who destroyed a giant robot in a flash of light.

*Meanwhile…still in front of the pizza cats emporium

Mysterious bunny guy with glasses: Ah forget it!, sure keep the place closed, I don’t freaking care!, I’m going to eat some cereal and milk at home!.

Naiye -: Oh well... -sits down and starts to make machinary from random objects he pulls out of his desk- Lalalalala... -boom- opps... again

Dash (to Naiye) Dude, you think you could keep that brain of yours on a leash? You can't be randomly blowing things up like that. (finishes algebra problems) Mrs Efields, what do you want us to do when we are done with the algebra? (and I take it looking over your shoulder and then going back to your seat and making random exploding what nots isn't it)

Efields: *Sighs, pressing the big red button again... putting out the fire.* Young man... If you're going to do nothing but cause fires, I'm afraid you'll have to leave my class...


Efields: *Turns to Dash* Well umm... Dash! You all have the choice of either helping me out with my Olive cola, or whitnessing my latest, and possibly greatest development. ^_^

-You know, I think I miss that evil principal, at least with him we where sure…ARGG that was a + not a -, darn it!, Now I have to do the whole exercise again!- said Jack angry whith Himself

*Meanwhile…in front of the pizza cats Emporium(We dont have money for another background, so shut up!)

A white cat all dirty and poor stood in front of the building…

-Uhh, I don’t know why, but this place seems familiar…thats weird, I was never is this town before, I wonder if I can get some free food here?- said the cat and his stomach grumbled

(This is another universe?, is this a time travel accident? sorry but they never let me read the whole script to avoid spoilers)

Dash: Well after how things went for me LAST time I tried your olive cola, I think I will sit back and witness this development of yours (Id rather not have to run and get my allergy kit again)

TK: *overheard that Ms. Efields is going to bring up her lastest experiment as he tries to solve the last problem. =Uh-oh. This is not good.=

Naiye -: Uh... i would, i cant help it... besides no-one got anywhere without blowing things up... I like this class... Is there summat i forgot... oh yeah i've done... the whole course infact

Dash: You my friend...its no wonder you are having such a hard time making friends...Im sure Mrs Efields would appreciate your willingness to work ahead and all but you make the rest of us look bad (I mean Im pretty good at algebra and you don't see me just doing everything in the book) People are going to think you are some sort of freak with a brain like that. I mean Im already a little leery of you with all the stuff blowing up and what not.

**A young, male, Dog student wanders the halls aimlessly is search of his class**
Zero: I can't believe I'm late on my first day here and can't even find my class. *takes out a sheet of paper* Now where is this Ms. Anari(?)?

Naiye -: Come again... i wasnt listening, music too loud

Sutiiven: *shakes his head* "This is just peculiar in every sense of the word. (Maybe I SHOULD have taken the blue pill.)"

**After some time of wandering he finally finds Ms. Anari room**
Zero: I guess this is the place. *knocks on the the door and opens it* Hello?

Naiye -: The blue pill would of killed you... my mate did it

Dash: (shakes head) never mind... *thinks to self* this guy is hopeless...

**walks into the Ms. Anari's classroom**
Zero: Hello, is this Ms. Anari's class?

Naiye -: Well i see... ho hum... -starts tapping his pencil on the desk and humming the sonic music for no apparant reason-

Sutiiven: "Really... fair enough. I guess life is preferable to death. And that giant thingymabob frying all the buildings looks like fun to watch."

Dash: Giant WHAT???  :O (Dash looks out the window) *to Mrs. Efields* Uhh ma'am...you might want to take a look at this...

-So...if this is an alternate universe which no samurai pizza cats, who is going to save us?- asked Jack, while he used his laptop webcam to film the monster...

*Meanwhile, still in the same background we have used over and over again....(Yes is the cats pizza place, stop with the angry calls, is not my fault!)

A white cat all dirty and poor stood in front of the building…

-Uhh, that thing is HUGE!- said the poor and dirty white cat-.Why Im not afraid?.

Naiye -: Gah... robot... ITS THE WRONG ANIME DAMMNIT

Sutiiven: *blinks* "I don't see what you're worried about. You guys DO have a police squad of some sort, right?  :( ...Armed forces?  :/ ...Giant-Robot-Away spray, at least?  (>:() Ah, well. I'm sure it'll go away if you ignore it."

Naiye -: At least there isnt an abundance of these 'angel' things flying about... can i take the robot apart miss? I want its circuits to make a uber computer to play UT2004 on... and Football Manager 2006 at the same time that is

-As far as I know, this particular model has a big shutdown button in the back...- said Jack who was visiting a page that sold giant robots-. Who can be such an idiot to use that thing?

Naiye -: so its a case of pressing the button to shut it down, would kicking a football work?

There might be some in the storage closet in the gym...Can I go check that out Mrs Efields? I can be back in a couple minutes

-You know, for being such a crappy model, it has destroyed a lot of the city… - said Jack-. AND IS COMING HERE!!!

Shock!!!, the trash robot Mk2 vs Little Tokyo high!!!

Naiye -: Gah... can i please blow it up?

Dash: Ahh! Im tired of just sitting in here and talking. Im heading to the gym to get some stuff and going out there. Who's with me?

Jack Black:-Lets see, A) Let the robot kill me B) Go with you, I think like the first one a bit more... I’m on!-

Naiye -: CAN I PLEEEEASSSEEEE BLOW IT UP NOW?

-You brought explosives in the school? Want to get arrested or  something? - Asked Jack, just then, The robot attacked the school...

AHHHHHHH!!!

Sutiiven: "Attack while it's tail's up! It'll counter with it's laser!"

*everyone stares at him*

Sutiiven: "...erm."

Narrator: "Having just snapped out of his fantasy, Sutiiven finally futilely views the fatally frenetically fighting Frankenstein! Wow, that's a lot of f's."

*the robot-thing slams into the wall, dislodging a brick*

Sutiiven: "All in all, it's just another brick in the wall."

*and then the entire wall collapses*

Sutiiven: "Hmm. As much as I question the idea of bringing explosifying thingymadoodles into a school, I think this is what we in England would call an 'emergency'. Everyone, please stand back. I have an idea."

Naiye sighed and pulled something out of his bag, it was a soccer ball with a fuse out of it, he then pulled out a lighter and lit the fuse.
"HEADS UP" He said volleying the ball into the robot, just as it hit the robot in the head the ball exploded and the robot fell back on a row of buildings. He then sat back down "Amateurs..."

Sutiiven: (But of course. Forget the fact that you toppled several buildings. I'm sure genovandalism is more important than trying to disable a robot WITHOUT KILLING ANYONE. Also you have a lighter in school, bad idea since fur can get set on fire rather easily.)

*cough*

Sutiiven: "You'll be in trouble for that."

Naiye -: I've already blown up the lab twice today and nearly hit on a teacher, im sure it wont make things any worse
-just then his fur caught on fire as he still had his finger on the gas button of the lighter-
Naiye -: OO... HOT HOT HOT -runs around like a headless chicken-

*Jack Black just stares at him...then reacts after one or two seconds, goes outside and comes back whith a bucket of water

-You know...this is like a bad TV show from the 80s or something...- he said and threw a bucket of water on Naiye. You are lucky I found this bucket whith water in the hall...wait...since when water is...green?.

*Naiye fur is green now...

Naiye>-starts looking in his bag for another ball-

Sutiiven: "Green water... either someone's a Limeade nut or that's a plot point. Does this sort of thing happen a lot?"

Dash: Hey Naiye, you can't have all the fun (grabs a baseball bat and some baseballs he commandeered from teh school) I saw somebody do this once...*tosses all 12 balls in the air and hits them one at a time at the robot, repeatedly hitting it in the back. A couple find weak points and disable the robot*

Nice! Hey guys, the robot's out! Wanna check out what's inside? (and Naiye you think you could bring a few of those explosive soccer balls with you?)

Sutiiven: "Ok, conk out a giant killing machine and then take a good look inside it. Is that right?  :( You're being serious.  :huh: Well, fair enough."

*sits underneath the table*

Sutiiven: "I think for now, it's better if I don't interrupt. I'm a bit new to this school so I can't predict what'll happen."

Naiye> -Had already left and now standing inside the robot checking the electronics--pulls out a few small devices and starts pulling the wires out before stumbling on a cockpit- Mmm... this might do the trick -buts a cricket bat shaped bomb on it and runs- FIRE IN THE HOLE

-Green water...nah is must be paint or something...- said jack-. Ahh...I wanted to use some parts of that robot to upgrade my laptop...

Naiye>most the parts wont fit in an 1950's computer, let alone laptop, This stuff is ancient... oh look a little green man -peeped through where the door to the small cockpit area was-

-Is that a Atari under the head?- asked Jack-. Nah, I am the only dude who would use a Atari as part of a giant robot,but i rejected the idea after the Comodore64 I used in my robot pet proyect burned...

Naiye>-stood in shock- A gaint space invader... now i've seen everything

-Dude, that is a mirror, YOU ARE THE GREEN ONE!- said Jack-. Besides, do you really think a Alien would use a robot made 30 years ago?.

Dash: well maybe we can find more in other parts of the robot. How about we split up. I have a couple pairs of walkie talkies I used with some friends of mine back in the states.

Naiye>-to jack- thank you einstien... how about you bite me, and i get on with figuring when this machine was actually made and why and by whom? You guys wonder off, i'm alright here and if i need help i'll howl

-It was made as part of a giant robot contests 20 years ago, is all here in this page!- said Jack while he was pointing at the screen of his laptop-. I doubt this thing is supposed to be part of a evil plan to conquer the city, maybe it was just a distraction...

Meanwhile...hey where are the villains? They should be in from of the pizza cats emporium!

Mysterious villain 01offscreen: We refuse to use this background!, the joke is not even funny anymore!.
Mysterious villain 02 offscreen: Yeah, cant we at least have a abandoned factory or something?

Naiye -> -To the offscreen villians- And? Who made you producer? Besides, i stole your factory thing and destroyed it when i let my stoner mates stay around
-back to Jack- Well done smart ass...

Due to great lack of imagination, we now present pie zombies to give the show some accion:

N Zombie: PIEE, WE WANT PIE!!!

X Zombie: PIE, MUSTARD PIE!

A zombie: NO! CHERRY PIE!

*The Scholl is FINALLY under the attack of something, zombies that want pie...

ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!. I MUST REMIND YOU THAT EVEN IF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO FIGHT WHEN THE SCHOLL IS UNDER ATTACK OF HOSTILE FORCES. THE USE OF LETHAL WEAPONS OR SUPER POWERS IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN, BECAUSE WE RAN OUT OF MONEY FOR REPAIRS UNTIL NEXT YEAR, HAVE A NICE DAY AND KICK THAT NINJAS...I MEAN...THAT ZOMBIES BUTT!.

-What? another atack?,is this a plot to turn students into a special force that defends the city or something?- said Jack and was atacked by two pie zombies

PIE!!!

Meanwhile...in a white screen

-OH no, he discovered our plot and the fourth wall is about to broke!, launch proyect EVIL NOW!-said a shadow whith a stupid pink hat

-But...they arent ready to face a army of villains!, they all are going to die!- said a sexy shadow whith a red dress

-Thats the idea sister!-

And so...all the villains ever created for a SPC fanfic atack the school, good thing they took care of the pie zombies first!!!

(OOC: Kyo is gone-_-, but a big atack to the school worked before, so if you like the idea play along, if you dont, fine, i will get Jack killed and do somehing else, ok?)

*jumps in shock of the announcment*
Zero:  ?:| Say what?!

(Basically, since someone "discovered" that Little Tokyo high is really a place to train students into a special force that defends the city, they launch project "EVIL NOW!". That means, if the villains kill all the students they are free and don’t have to go back to hail, the students mission in this level is to survive and try to knock Out all the villains before the school destruction is at 100%)

(Oh my god... must summon World of Warcraft table top orc...)

(Thanks..) Zero: Oh crud...

Naiye>Ya what... i havent got another flash bang cricket balls for that...

Sutiiven: "Now wait just a minute. I know that around here things are meant to be done on the spot, but this whole 'pie zombie' thing is just ridiculous. I don't mean, like, funny ridiculous either, I mean it's just plain retarded. You're ambushing us with hordes of pastry-loving undead folks along with every other evil person you can think of, and we're still not allowed to use 'lethal' weapons. What do you define as 'lethal', anyway?"

Zero: This guy has a point...

A): The pie zombies where killed by the evil guys, so just ignore that part B:) The definition of lethal weapons is 1)Superpowers and 2) guns that fire “projectiles”(minus arrows), and explosives C)you can use swords, crossbows, arrorws, spears, katanas, knifes, baseball bats, chairs and any gun that doesn’t fire bullets. Basically no modern weapons, but yeah you can use a “Adamatium” sword if you want.

D) Special atacks are allowed, but they arent infinite, they are more like Guido or Polly special atacks, that means you waste energy.

Magic is allowed as long as you aren’t the most powerful wizard ever (or Rina/Lina  from slayers power level), you can create a fireball or fry someone with a thunder, but you cant cast a spell that kills all the bad guys in one hit and things like that. Remember...you aren’t Goku From dragon ball Z!.

Magical weapons are allowed, but they cant be as powerfull as the Magical Ginzu sword that has infinite power. Remeber magic is energy and magical weapons in this rp can "run out batteries", get broken or even stealed by the bad guys)

Dash: Hey guys, how about instead of standing around askin all these questions we just get right to kickin some serious butt???

Dash pulls out a sword he found while searching the robot and proceeds to attack a group of the zombies

Zero: *pulls out his Sakabato[reverse bladed katana]* Well here I go... *starts to attack the zombies with dash*

Sutiiven: "Oh, so, er, no bazookas?"

Narrator: "To accommodate the rules of the game, Sutiiven's Metalsuit allows his bazooka to transform, like a Transformer, into a really big sword!"

Sutiiven: "Kick ass, a really big sword."

*he swings it around for good measure, taking out most of the classroom - with no apparent casualties*

Sutiiven: "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight have overdone it with the length, but that's compensation for you. CHEEEEYYAAAAAAAHHHGE!"

*runs towards a group of generic bad guys and battles*

Sutiiven: (I can't help but think that swords, crossbows, arrorws, spears, katanas, knifes, baseball bats, and chairs are also lethal weapons when used properly... and any gun that doesn’t fire bullets doesn't bear equipping. Hell, anything's a lethal weapon if you think about it...)

Zero: Okay... This is new. *is upside down*

Ok just be careful where you  swing that thing bud. *clears away a group of zombies with a spin attack* We gotta get these guys taken care of and fast. *bends over breathing heavily after last attack*

Sutiiven: "Spin attack? What are you, some kind of hedgehog? HEYWATCHOUTah well I tried."

*the sword goes through a building and tears apart a box of oranges*

Generic Bad Guy #12: "For a kid he sure peels a mean fruit!"

Sutiiven: "Orange you glad you weren't the one who was scalped? WHOOPS! Ah, never mind. You'll grow a new one eventually."

Zero: *gets back up* Okay! *goes back to fighting*

(Yes, but guns are easier to use, kill fast and take out the fun of RP battles)

*Jack Black is really scared and runs avoiding the bad guys, the bunnie ninjas and that two foot tall robots that can be destroyed in a PG rating because they arent living beings. Just for the sake of fun, some ninja crows are there too.

AHHHHHH!!!

(OOC: Actually the spin attack is more like the one used by Link in Legend of Zelda)

Dash: Alright, time to finish this (I hope I can pull this off, I can only do it once) Dash builds fire around his body

WRATH OF HEAVEN! (A massive fireball explodes outward)

-AHHH THE SCHOOL IS ON FIRE!!!!- Shouted Jack while he was running whith fire on da head (That’s why massive fire attacks are used outside, take note), lucky for him he ran directly into the pool used for the swim contest in a past story. Too bad he forgot how to swim again...

GLU GLU GLU!!!

Dash finished the attack, and after destroying many of the zombies, slowly walked out of the school and collapsed onto the grass outside.

Zero: *just stood there and looked around* Is it over?

Sutiiven: "Not until the fish jumps."

*in a pond nearby, a fish jumps out and back into the water*

Sutiiven: "It's over."

Narrator: "But the worst was yet to come! For in the distance, steadily approaching the school, is a mechanical monstrosity of malicious manifestations!"

Sutiiven: "WHAT?"

Narrator: "A beast has risen up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of... oh, wrong script."

Sutiiven: "... no more monsters?"

Narrator: "... not yet."

Zero: *sighes* Oh good... *puts away his sword*

A cute fox girl in a sexy suit saved Blackcat...too bad she disapared after that.

-So...the school is on fire, someone here can make rain or we need a lot of buckets of water?-

Narrator: Nope, making rain would be a wimp out, sorry

Blackcat: Darn...

*So all the students do their best and extinct the fire..after two hours of hard work...

Blackcat: Man...this is bad

Ramdom student: You think thats bad? now we have to re-built it!

Blackcat: What? damn it!

Zero: :O You're kidding, right? *stands there, staring at the random student*

-If you break Scholl property you have to paid it or at least fix it, is da rules- said the random student.

Zero: Darn...

And so the day ended, giving hard work to all the students of little Tokyo High, remember.... Tomorrow is going to be a beautiful day!

For re-building the school of course!!!!

THE END

*The credits roll, we see Jack painting a wall, Zero placing a door is its site, Sutiiven fixing the ceiling, Dash dressed as a Nurse and helping to cure the wounded; And the random students are forcing the ninja crows to work in their place. Kyo is trying to fix the boiler but ends exploding it instead. Meanwhile in Prisoner Island the teachers and the principal are having they deserved vacations taking sun in the beach, while the samurai pizza cats are playing beach volley.

PS: Think you have a better ending? then post it!

*Sutiiven, with a hammer and a pack of bandages, sighs*

Sutiiven: "I think I've got that sinking ceiling."

*the ceiling then collapses, pinning him to the floor*

Narrator: "It just goes to show you - when it comes to heavy puns, it's not just the audience that groans."

Sutiiven: "Ain't that the roof... er, truth."

(You know, I'm far too good at making these posts for my own good. Script-writing calls!)