Edoropolis Emporium

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Ms.Anari: *Sitting in front of a hot stove... watching through the small window...* Yes... Yesss.... Rise... RISE!!!

Indeed... they were rising.... higher... and higher...
Globes of nummy goodness could be seen... they looked pale, and had little specs of stuff showing... It was like watching a crazed scientist make some hidious creation. Only Anari wasn't a scientist, and her creation was something much worse....

A few blocks further away... a similar experiment was going on...

Sister 1: *Standing beside a cook book.* How are the ingredients coming my dear sister?

Sister 2: *Slowly turning some dials...* They are coming together nicely dear sister...

Another female entered the room with a tray in hand... a sly smile on her lips...

Sister 3: The first batch has completed without fail my dear sisters... Mother and Father's outcome is as we had hoped....

Sister 1: *She folds her hands together... her eyes glint in the low lit kitchen.* Excelent... Soon my sisters... very soon...

Sister 2: We'll show them all...

Sister 3: What fools they are...

*** The Next Day... ***

Principal Tio: *Putting some nails into some boards.* Man... Almost... *WHAM!* Got it! *Stands up, and moves back... wipeing some sweat from his brou.* It took a while, alot of work, and a few asprins from nailing my hand a few times... but it's ready!

Ms.Berry: *Looking at the sign.* Yes sir~ This year's school bakesale appears to be off to a great start. ^_^

It was the time of year where clubs and classes put their cakes where their mouths were. Each club and class were participating in this yearly fundraising event for Little Tokyo High. Each class, and club would bake whatever goods they could, and sell them to local folks looking for something good to eat.

Principal Tio: *Glances over at Ms.Berry.* Ms.Berry... Please tell me everything is in order....

Ms.Berry: *Slowly nods.* Everyone is in place sir... but... You know Anari...

Principal Tio: *Sighs... rubbing his head.* Yes... yes... I know Anari...

In fact... everyone knew Anari... except for her new students. When it came to cooking she had 2 things that helped her stand out...

1) Energy
2) No cooking skills what-so-ever

She is currently the only known cook to have somehow created an actual explosive using nothing but 7up, peanut butter, and cake mix. Most people would call that genius... however when half of the school yard ends up knocked on their butts from an explosion and covered in peanut-like goo... You honestly have to fear what you could actually be dealing with...

Principal Tio: *Begins walking through the school yard... where stands are being set up.* Don't we have guards around here to make sure that she can't get in!?

Ms.Berry: Of course sir, but we had them here last year too!

Principal Tio: *Places his hand down by his stomach.* Ugg.... I swear if I ever try one of her chilli barbetos again... >_<

-Today is going to be a wonderful day...- was Jack Black singing in his way to school, he was happy. This was one of the few days in the whole year his dad was going to have a bit of time to be with him, little he how that the bored Gods has other plans in mind for him...

Bored god Anatsu: So he does a great dessert made of milk, flour, sugar and rice? I don’t believe you!

Bored god Koi: And other ingredients, so you don’t believe me? There is a big cake selling in Little Tokyo high, I will make all his class need his cooking skills or else...and you will taste his rice cake and say you where wrong!

Bored god Anatsu: We will see that...(insert evil smile here)

PS: Yeah bored gods...and what? please ignore them, they are harmless, yeah harmless, trust me!

Dash: Man, I hope everybody likes the brownies Gram made yesterday...(Walks to locker and places large covered dish inside before running off to class)

Jack: Hey wait for me Unknown buddy!

*runs to catch up with Jack and Dash*

Sutiiven: (I don't know what's going on, I don't really know what I'm meant to do, but there's a good chance if I hang around with some classmates, I can intergrate into society and figure out what's... well, what's going on.)

Narrator: "And so Sutiiven... you know what, I'm getting sick of that name, it's so stupid to try and pronounce..."

Steven: "Blame a love of culture."

Narrator: "Blame it on the love of rock and roll, more like. Anyway, with a quick behind-the-scenes deed poll change, Steven now hurries to catch up with new classmates Ja-"

Steven: "SHHHH!"

Jack: Hi you are...Sutti right? so you got something for the big cake selling? Or you are just going to buy lots of cakes to get good grades?. If you do, dont buy "someone" cake, you know what teacher Im talking about, dont you?

*TJ walk to school in a much faster pace than usual. He was waiting this day all year and wanted to come there as early as possible. He always loved Bake Sale Days and couldn't wait to taste all the homemade brownies, cakes, cupcakes, cookies, and all the usual sweets. He wish he can bake, but he would rather go and taste them than to have people taste his. Besides, last year he tried and the cookies were lousy. So, he just decides to go in and taste every single one in every booth. It's a good thing he saved enough money for this one day.

He soon entered the school and rubbed his paws together.*

"All right. Sweets here I come. Yummy."

Steven: *eye twitches*


Steven: "...cake?"


Steven: "...buy?"


Steven: "...give me a minute."

*takes out a script from his bag and glances at it*

Steven: "...fair enough."

Dash: Well hey, at least my name is easy to pronounce...(mumbles some stuff in French)

*Accrost the school yard....*

Ms.Anari: *In discuise.* Damn... Security's tight this year! >_<

Sure enough, her eyes surveyed the scene.
Booths were set up, and sales were starting to take place... yet that was not the problem.

There were teachers placed throughout the entire perimiter... not to mention what looked like hired security guards. So far she'd seen 5 people stopped and searched. She knew that this year, they were pulling out all the stops to keep her from coming in and making loads of cash with her obviously delectable goodies...

Ms.Anari: There's got to be a way I can get us in there! *She held a backpack tightly to her...* Think! Think! Think!

*TK looks around the booths and see all the goodies that they have. But, so far, so hasn't yet to catch the one booth everybody's been talking about. The one with his homeroom teacher that they say has the best goodies of all. He was really looking forward this year to finally taste the infamous, delicious Ms. Anari goodies. Ah well, he thought. Maybe she's not coming this year. So, he went up to a booth and asked for a cookie. Just to start things off.*

*A mysterious bunny guy with glasses appears from out of the screen and smiles

-Oh yes, I think I have something that can help you…for a price…-

*Jack happens to just see the guy…

Jack: Uh? What are you talking about?

Mysterious bunny guy with glasses:  Go away boy! I’m not talking with you!

Steven: *blankly sits down in the middle of the whole shebang and takes out a sketchpad*

While Anari was trying to figure out how to get inside...
Another set of cooks was setting up their stand... And while Anari's goodies weren't intended to be evil... these ones were...

Sister 1: *Hammering away at their sign.* I can't believe you two couldn't think of something more original!

Sister 2: *Holding tupperware containing goodies.* Come now sister! You said last night it was an excelent name!

Sister 1: *Slams the hammer down on her thumb.* ACK! ... That's because you asked me while I was in my sleep!!!

Sister 3: *Setting up a cash register.* Come now sisters! Stop fighting! T_T I don't like it when you fight!

Sister 1: *Finishes with the sign... and sighs.* Yes.... You're right sister... Besides... *Her gaze falls upon the slowly gathering masses of people...* We must all work together if we are to bring fair goodies to these... umm....

Sister 2: ... Dingbats?

Sister 3: People?

Sister 1: Ignorant Masses!

Jack: So...is just me or this is going to be a wonderfull day?

Bunny guy with glasses: I said I’m not talking with you!

*The bunny guy goes next to miss Anari And whispers something…

*TK got some of his first snacks from the first stand he went to and began to chow down on some of the cookies. Then, he noticed a stand was being raised up. He'd never seen this one before. Must be new to this compition. So, he goes up as he put his cookies in his goodie bag.*

"Hey there, gals. You all are new to this event?"

Ms.Anari: *Screams!* Pervert! *Bats his head with a tuba.* O_o... My discuise!

Guard: *Speaks into a radio.* Subject spotted! She's trying to get in as a tuba player!

Ms.Anari: Run away! *She dashes away from the area... leaving dust trails behind.)

***


Sister 2: *Smiles* Sorry sir...

Sister 3: *Smiles as well.* We're not fully ready to start selling...

Sister 1: *Yep... she smiles too.* Yet... Please come back later!

*TK smiles and bows to them.*

"Okay. Sorry. I'll come back later then."

*Then, he walks off to another booth to taste more goodies. As he walked along, he overheard some shouts and a scream. He looked over and saw a couple guards trying to catch a tuba player.*

"Weird. But, with this school. It's nothing new."

DAsh went back to his locker and grabbed his giant tray of brownies and went to set up for the bake sale.

Dash: Well I hope everybody likes Gram's receipe. Its not often that somebody makes something like this from scratch. If nothing else, I like them (rubs knot on his head). *Looks over at the sisters setting up their booth* huh...Never seen those folks around here before...and Ive got a bad feeling about them...

Dash finished setting up his table and put out his sign and a mason jar for money.

*The mysterious bunny guy with glasses has been knocked out, Ms.Anari wins 100 ex points!.

Meanwhile, a stand with cute bunny students appears out of nowhere, and Jack happens to stand just in front of it.

Jack: So…you have any goodies to sell?

Bunny girl student number 34: Not yet, Hikari was supposed to bring all the cookies, cakes and all, but it seems that girl got lost again or something!

Jack: But…you can’t have a stand and don’t sell anything!

Bunny girl 34: So, you want to cook some cakes for us for us so we can sell them? Thanks-_0!

Jack: What? But I don’t know how to…

*Jack is kissed by the bunny girl

Jack: Uh 0_0...ok fine

*So Jack starts cooking…unaware that those are the same ninja bunnies that tried to kidnap him in a earlier episode. Now available in Little Tokyo high DVD volume 1: The beginning of madness!.Now abaliable for sale!, find out what really happened in the censored episodes.

PS: Yeah...whats next? UsaHime Making a secret inspection to the school? Big Cheese becomes the new principal?

Steven: *scribbling down notes* "Big Cheese becoming the new principal would grant him the opportunity to mindwash the students in rebelling against the authorities, so we'd end up with another High Priest Corneo predicament on our paws..."

*looks up at the sky*

Steven: *more scribbling* "But all I've heard about him other than that new idea someone came up with... was that he was exiled from the city. Apparently he was something like the Prime Minister, but he pretty much got the sack for squandering royal funds on giant robots..."

*takes a glance at Jack and the bunny girls*

Steven: "...some people get all the luck in this world." *sniff* *scribbling* "I'd imagine it'd be difficult for him to come back here, much less gain a position of seniority over anyone. Especially considering what kind of parent would be daffy enough to let him even look at their kids, let alone educate them. But still, weird stuff isn't exactly news around here, so we should be prepared."

*finishes writing notes, blinks and looks around*

Steven: "I'm sure her heart is in the right place, but she's going to have to try harder than that."

So while our Anti-hero Jack Daniel Black is cooking, several evil plots seem to be happening at the same time, but who cares? I want pie!

a misterios guy sits in a tree whatching
????:hm

Jack: Is not fair I have to work while others do nothing...

*While Jack is distracted he covered the bunny girl face with cream

Bunny girl 34: Hey do you think my face needed cream?

Jack: Sorry, I got distracted!.

*Meanwhile, The bunny girl know as Hikari was asking for directions, for the fifteen
 Time!.

Hikari: So, how do I get to Little Tokyo High again?

Nurse: Girl I don’t know what’s in your head, but the exit is in from of you, you have been wandering around this place and asking directions for ages!.

PS: Hey try to post more than two lines...pretty please?

?????:well time to come down then wwwhuuu whaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
*falls*
CRASH
?????:OWCH!

Dash was having some success selling his brownies. His jar was about half full after a couple hours.

"Man, this is turning out pretty well. I wonder what we do with the money at the end of the day? Well I'll find out soon enough. I wonder what's up with Jack and those weird bunny girls?" He thought about that as he sold another dozen of his grandma's brownies.

*So there they where, the Bunny girls and Jack Daniel Black, selling cookies and cakes when suddenly Jack wondered, “Why I am doing this?”.

Then the good boy saw the cute bunny girl next to him and thought “Well she is pretty and she kissed me!, but somehow I have the felling that something is really wrong…”

PS: So Kyo is not even buying cookies? he took the day off playing videogames at home?

[OOC: Just wait until Kyo posts something.]

(It's anyone's guess where Kyo is. >=3 )

*Back at Kyo's place.*

Kyo: *Playing a video game.* Mmm.... Level 98... Just 2 more exp. to go...

His eyes are blood-shot... almost glued to the TV... He's been there a while...

**Back at the school.**

The sisters placed their sales stand up.... and placed conatiners all neatly alligned on their stand.
Their cash register was set... and their faces smiled prominently with glee...

Sister1: We're set sisters....

Sister2: Now sisters... can we say it?

Sister3: You've been desparate to say it...

Sister1: *Sighs* Yes yes... let us say it...

*In Unison* "Happy Hot Half-Baked Hokie Shnikies for Sale! 1 A Penny, 2 A Penny, Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies!"

*Meanwhile, TK was having a blast. His bag is pretty much full of much goodies he could possibly buy. From cupcakes, to regular cakes, to cookies, to brownies, to treats, to all sorts. He was eating some of it as he continues to look around until he heard a unified shout coming from a distance. He looked and saw it was the same sisters that he'd met before. Smiled as they are now open, he walks towards them. Hoping to buy some of theirs.*

*So, when Jack thought he would be stuck at the stand all day, Hikari the bunny girl arrived, and what did Jack get from all his effort?, nothing, just a "Ok, we don’t need you anymore, goodbye". And that’s was all.

-Ok, that was a big waste of time…-

vv:ohh my head
*looks around*
vv:meep*hides*

(I’m not this rpg mod or anything, but could you please try to post more text and be less confusing? Thanks)

Dash: (hears the thud) Huh? (perks ears up) what was that?

So with that Dash looked around to find the source of the noise. Not seeing anything he shrugs his shoulders and goes back to selling brownies

*TJ was about to get to the sisters' booth when he saw Dash's. He hadn't met him in a while and he seems to be selling brownies. So, he decided to head over there. He smiled as he went up to the booth.*

"Hey, Dash. Selling stuff here?"

-Hi, TJ right?, you know Dash or something?- asked Jack, who was just behind TJ.

DUN DUN DUN!!!

*Meanwhile the bunny girls big sale was going ok, but those "sisters" sale was going a lot better.

Hikari: I know we are working in this and all, but wasn’t out target to kidnap someone?

Bunny girl 34: Money,we are getting money, precious money...

Hikari: Ah forget it...

Dash: yeah, selling homemade brownies from my Grams. Business has been pretty brisk so here's a sample (takes a piece of one and gives it to TJ)

*TJ smiled when Dash gave him a sample cookie.*

"Mmm. Thanks."

*As he took a bite of it, he jumped when he heard a voice behind him. He looked over his shoulder and saw a rabbit he never met before.*

"Uh. How the heck do you know me? And how do you know Dash?"

Jack Daniel Black noticed he was still using the rabbit costume the bunny girls forced him to wear. So he took it off. Just then TJ noticed Jack was a black cat, one wearing blue jeans and a red T-shirt. For some reason he had no shoes right now...

_Uh? I’m Jack Black, don’t you remember? The cat who keep drowning at the swiming contest*?-

(*as seen in: Little Tokyo High~ : Day 3 "Swimming for... Tacos?")

Dash: Oh hey Jack...didn't recognize you there for a minute. Hey you wanna try one of these brownies? My gGrams made em from scratch. This one's on the house (hands Jack a brownie) Careful...theyre very rich...

-Thanks-. Is like, something is missing...WOW THIS BROWNIE IS GREAT!

*Meanwhile...

Hikari: He said things are too peaceful, isn’t time to kidnap him yet?

*And because of that, Jack Daniel Black the black cat is kidnaped

-HEY!!!, I WANTED MORE BROWNIEES!!!

Steven: *blinks* "Plot point."

Dash: (thinking) Well at least he liked the brownie... (Shouts across the gym) Hey TJ, we gotta go save Jack again! *Grabs tray, puts up "be right back" sign and runs off after the bunnies*

*TK heard and sighed. He shook his head as he finished the brownie.*

"OKay." *With his mouth full of brownies* "But, this is the last time."

*He went with Dash to go 'save' Jack.*

Meanwhile...
While one of the students was kidnapped...
****

Ms.Anari had successfully set up a stand within the convention.
She was sitting there smiling brightly...

Ms.Anari: -=Heh heh heh... Anari you've outdone yourself this time.=-

She was dressed in an old kimono... her true hair covered up by a wig...
Lots of makeup, a fake eye, and some old buck teeth made her look like an ancient old geezer...

Ms.Anari: *Laughs... then switches to cackleing.* Eeeehhh~hee hee hee~ Come get'em while they're hot! Mystery Surprizes! They're tasty! Yummie! They won't make you a dummie!

***

At the 3 sister's stand, people were beginning to come and go at an almost alarming rate...
Their packages of "Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies" were selling faster than the hottest of hotcakes.
A news crew was dispatched to the scene and currently interviewing the sisters.

Reporter: Young ladies! Young ladies! Tell us, what's going on here!?

Sister1: We're selling...
Sister2: One of the greatest...
Sister3: Most scrumptious...
Sisters (In unison): Confectionary treats in the world!

Reporter: But... Ms... Ladies... What's inside of these ... I mean... What is a half-baked-hoakie shnikie?

Sister1: *Giggles* Sorry~
Sister2: We won't tell~
Sister3: All we're going to do is...
Sisters (In unison): Sell sell sell!

With that, they all pose cutely for the camera, their eyes wink, they're fingers sign peace, and they get right back to work.

Reporter: *Standing there stunned.* ... What is this? Some cheesey manga!?

[OOC: Uh. Can we stick with what Kyo is trying for here? BC. Stop trying to change it to everything with giant robots. That's why Kyo keeps ending it because they all aren't going the way he was trying for. This isn't all about giant robots. Sheesh. Let's let stick with what Kyo is doing. Please?]

(Taken care of.
Any time you folks want to break off from the RP we are currently in, just do it by making a new thread. If you want to do something very eccentric, then just make a new RP thread. Including Giant Robots in a scene that probably wouldn't need 'em, is kinda a silly thing to do.

I'll take care of the supah villan angles in the RPs. However feel free to make minor villans that would be in a high school.
BlackCat, I appreciate your attempt at something new, however it really doesn't fit in with what we're doing at the moment in the RP.
Please avoid doing it in the future.  ;)

Yes, things are slow at the moment. You do get an "A" for creativity, but a "D" for timing & continuity.

Remember folks... High School... High-School.
If I'm not doing something, either come up with something you want your student to do in the school.
Read Azumanga Daioh, or other high school mangas and come up with something.

Or, I recommend My Gym Partner's a Monkie.
And now with that... Back to your regularly scheduled beating... with muffins!)

[OOC: We just need more rpers. That's all. I was just waiting to see if others were gonna join.]

(Want Japanese high school stuff?; here what’s usual in a high school japanese manga: A fight of gangs!)


*In the other side of Little Tokyo, lies the most infamous high ever, the Shadows High, due to some events that had happened recently in Little Tokyo High, they become aware of the existence of that school. There is a gang there, formed by the last year students best fighters, is called the Banchou. Basically, if the students there don’t pay protection money to the Banchou, they get their limbs broken.

But let’s back to Jack Daniel Black the small black cat for the moment:

The poor guy was all tied up is a dark alley, and didn’t even know why:

Bunnie girl ninja Hikari: Finally, and sinxce we are too far from that stupid Little Tokyo High, there will no me more interupcions.

*Someone voice: Little Tokyo High? This is the territory of the Banchou!

Bunny girl 34: Uh oh, we are in trouble…

Bunnie girl ninja Hikari: But boss we are the Dusk Hare!, no one can beat us!

PS: Don’t like it? fine but this is the closest I can get to Japanese High school stuff. Mont of the "gang fight" mangas dont get out of Japan because they are too local. But we can see that kind of stuff in Gants, Slam dunk and even Yu Yu hakusho.

Dash: great...Hey TJ, looks like were gonna have to go off campus again to rescue Jack...(You would think that he could avoid being kidnapped so dang much...that guy needs karate lessons or something)

*TJ shook his head at Dash as he continued to finish his cookies.*

"You go ahead if you want to. I'm not rescueing that poor rabbit anymore. He's getting himself into trouble more than anyone else I know. Besides. Those sisters over there. *pointed at their booth* Seemed mighty mysterious to me. So, I'm just gonna watch out for them to see what's going on. That rabbit is too weird for me anyway. We keep rescueing him, he never thank us, stalk us, and always make up some crazy story."

*He sighed as he walked away. Looking at each and every booth.*

=I wonder where Kyo and Naomi have gone. I would like to hang with them more. That "Jack" fella is not exactly a great kid to even hang around with.=

DAsh: well he ain't the brightest of bulbs ya know...(chuckles) so with that he returned to his booth, took his jar of money, which was full, pleased with his results for the day, and put up a sign that said, "free desserts" and snuck back to his locker, where he hid his jar and grabbed his umbrella and the bo staff he had been practicing with since the Taco relay fiasco. Then after checking to make sure the way was clear he snuck out of the school, quickly changed to his battle armor and went to work looking for Jack.

"I gotta say this kid finds more ways to get himself into trouble than anyone Ive ever met." After hiking for a while he found things were getting darker. "Uh oh...good thing I charged my solar panels before leaving for school this morning." As he finished that thought he saw a group of kids dressed in black. They looked familiar to him for some reason but he could not figure out what it was...

*So while the Dusk Hare( The bunnie ninja girls) and the Banchou(Shadows High last year students) where fighting, Jack the black CAT used his sharp claws to cut the ropes and get free, in the middle of the confusion, he just ran away. He ended lost, but at least he was free...

“Well, I have never been in this part of the city before, but at least I could escape without help, that’s a good one” thought Jack

Then he saw a guy in a battle armor (Dash), maybe it was someone from the recue team?

Jack: Hi, are you Batcat by any chance?

*OF course, he couldnt get that the guy in the armor was Dash, and you know why^^

Dash saw Jack, but he did not want to give himself away. He said to him, "Hey there kid, I was told somebody was kidnapped and I followed him til I got here, you know where the people that took him may have gone? (For that matter, are you the one they kidnapped?)"

-UH? I have no idea what are you talking about!- said Jack, who was too proud to admit he was kidnapped just a while ago, and that he could only get himself free, because the ninja bunnies and those Banchou where fighting…

Dash: (still trying to keep from revealing himself to Jack) Ok. I thought Id ask because you have some rope wrapped around your ankle and I thought maybe there was a connection to that particular event as I heard of it on the police blotter

Listening to the police blotter isn’t illegal?- said Jack trying to change the subject-. Look, maybe you have all day to talk, but I need to go back to my school, bye!.

And he started to walk away….

Dash (thinking to self): Well one thing's for sure, Jack isn't a very good liar...

Dash decided to go and see if he could find the bunnies and these "Banchou" that Jack was talking about

*The bunnies got beaten really fast, and the Banchous left with the bunnies money, not that they had much anyway, just some pocket change and some tickets for the Swat Cats movie.

*Meanwhile, Jack Daniel Black the Black cat with green eyes, was still walking to Little Tokyo High, that place was in the opposite side of the city, and he wasn’t in the mood to run, or waste money in a Cab(Taxi)...

(Man you like trying to kill action?)

Dash was walking along, still in his armor, when he saw some folks on the ground. He went over to see who it was and it was the bunnies that had kidnapped Jack earlier (even though Jack wouldn't admit it). As he went over to see if they were alright, he perked straight up just in time to dodge out of the way of another person trying to kick him in the head. "Whoa, that was a little TOO close." He quickly took up his fighting stance, sword drawn, and when he looked up there were 5 people in front of him.

"Who are you guys and why do you beat up on innocent people like that?"

-Innocent people? They looked more like kidnapers if you ask me, besides this isn’t your territory kid, go away!- said one of the guys, it was a Lion, it looked bigger than Dash, and had a black scar on his face, close to his left eye.

It was true; this part of the city wasn’t even close to Little Tokyo High, the police and the Samurai pizza cats never got into gang fights, unless they caused a big chaos, and they never did. Gangs only cared about territory, but they never did a big mess, and even if they tried to, a big robot attack always canceled everything.

"Looks like we'll have to get it on another day boys...I need to get back to school before my teacher kills me..but know that I WILL be back..."

So with that Dash put away his sword and raced out of the alley, still thinking about finally getting a chance to battle these Banchou characters and showing them who the better fighter is.

Dash eventually returned to the school where the bake sale was still going on. there were a few of his brownies left so he grabbed a couple "Hey, gotta have a few for myself ya know..." he thought with a chuckle.

AHHH!!!

Jack cry of fear was the only thing the prevented the students of Jack arrival, he fell
 From the sky into the hard cement floor of Little Tokyo High front yard with a big CRASH!!!. He landed with no parachute, so it must have hurt!.

Jack: This is the last time I use a cheap transportation service.. What? Why are you all looking at me? Never saw a cat who didn’t land on his feet?.

Random student1: You are still alive after that?.

Jack: Yes, what do you know about anyway? You are just a random student!

Random student1: You don’t need to be rude…by the way, where did you get that cool looking Green and black armor?

Jack: Uh? I’m wearing a armor?

*Jack took off the armor   

Jack: Done, see? No armor!

Dash was walking through the hallway taking his trays back to his locker when he heard the commotion.


"Jack, did anybody tell you youre not a very good liar? Everybody saw you crash through the blinkin ceiling wearing that stuff that is now piled next to you so obviously something's up." Dash went up next to him and whispered, "You can tell me about it in secret later and I won't tell a soul."

Jack: Look over there, is a three head monkey!

Three head monkey: YEAH WE KNOW THAT WE HAVE THREE HEADS!, STOP BUGGING US ABOUT IT!

Jack: Sorry-_-

Dash: Yeah I know there's a three headed monkey...I share a locker with him...(to three headed monkey) hey Yuusuke, you wanna play some Rockman at my house after school?

Yuusuke: Sorry bro, we have to study and get got grades or we don’t get Money for a DS!

Jack: Well, now I get why I was transferred to this place...I wonder if Mr Anari managed to sneak in?

Yuusuke: Cat we are sure Anari is a she, not a he!

Jack: Really? I though it was a guy in woman clothes!

Dash: Jack, this school may be strange but Im pretty sure it's not THAT strange...

Jack: Uh…whatever, have you noticed that everyone else is selling or buying Half Baked Hokie Shnikies?

Yuusuke: Yeah, is strange, we eat for three people and we already had enough...

Dash: That is kinda weird...I didn't have one honestly.

Jack: Well, today we haven’t classes or something, right? So I guess I could skip school today and go home early. I want to be there when my dad arrives, haven’t talked in a long time…

I may get going myself...I gotta help Grams arond the house anyway

(OOC: Hey Blackcat, you think you could put some backstory on our three headed monkey friend in the Students thread?)

(Yuusuke is just a secondary character created with the sole purpose of add some humor and don’t wait for other people characters to respond, we can’t roleplay with more than one character. And I think I already over did it with the random students, the ninja bunnie girls, and the Banchou(And Im not counting others character that just had a one time thing). I’m only one guy ropleplaying, I’m not the rpg moderator or anything, and with only you and I ropleplaying, what the heck we can do?. Lets face it, I cant create some sort of end this time, this rpg is opficially dead unless other people starts to post).

Jack: Hey!, why are the ramdom students chasing that turkey guy?

Dash: good question...Hey Jack is it just me or has everybody that went to the table of those three sisters acting awful strange...makes ya curious...

Steven: *gets up* "This RP just jumped the shark."

*Fonzie zooms past strappd to a pair of motor-skis*

Steven: "Anyway, could someone just recall where we were? Something about... biscuits." *keels over*

(I'm busy reading through the entire thread at the moment.
Hopefully sometime this week I'll have a supah-dupah long reply ((Or at least a short one)) ready to go.  ;)

I haven't abandoned you guys.  :-*
... I just left you at the gas station we filled up at last.  :O  )

*awesome!*


*cut to a gas station*

Radio: "And now for the Mexican Orphans Weather Report."
Orphan: "THERE'S A STORM COMING IN!"

*Steven switches the frequency*

Steven: "Talk to the hand, kid."

*Some evil plot involving Mrs Anari(Who Jack Daniel Black the small black CAT insist calling MR Anari) awful desserts, and some Evil? "Sisters" girls whose sales of Half Baked Hokie Shnikies are surprising high.


Jack: You know, I don’t really care, but if that ends ruining the only day in a whole year that I have to spend some time with my dad...I’m going to cry like a baby-_-

Dash: You know what Jack...the world does not freakin revolve around you. Show some concern for your fellow students and stop tryin to get everybody to stop and feel sorry for you all the time. Now Im gonna go investigate. You can either come with me and get this mess worked out or you can go off into your little pity party.

With that, Dash grabbed his backpack and went to try and find out what the connection was between those sisters and the people's unusual behavior

-Whatever…I’m going home- and with that phrase Jack started to walk home, he was tired off all the weird stuff, people believing he was kidnapped on purpose to get attention and all that.

OOC: Actually no Im not, because Jack is just as integral a part of each story as any of the other characters. and Dash doesn't hate Jack, he's just frustrated really. All Jack does is whine and get kidnapped by everybody. That sort of thing just kinda rubs him the wrong way because Jack could really be of help in each of the situations that the student find themselves in. So keep Jack around, everybody is busy so that is probably why there haven't been many people that have posted (including Kyo)

OOC: Well, Andy stooped posting when he discovered Jack wasn’t a bunny...and Jack is just like that because he is weak. He has improved a bit, like being able to escape by himself, but he is a parody of “Rescue the princess” stuff, maybe if I find another recurrent joke...

Just when Jack was already outside of little Tokyo high, his stomach rumbled, and decided to go back an buy something to eat, he bought a few Half Baked Hokie Shnikies and ate them. Suddenly his eyes turned red, and his face filed with arrogance.

Jack. HOW DARED HIM TO TREATH ME LIKE THAT? HE IS GOING TO PAY!!!

*And Jack started to search for Dash...
 

[OOC: That's not true. I'm still here. I'm just waiting on others like Kyo to see where the MAIN storyline will be heading.]

I'd like to make a note about this summery...

I'm not taking any cheep shots at anyone here on purpose.

I'm trying to be entertaining, enjoyable, and make a sparatic thread make sense.
There is little that I've read over that I did not care for. You all have been doing excellent work. (Except for the giant robot thing.)
I promise that tonight you'll have some new stuff to go off from. So please, just bear with me, know that I'm not trying to beat you all down, and keep smiling.  :-* ... Or at least have some pizza! I spent like, $60 on it!  =]

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My main purpose right here is to basically provide where we are and ... well... entertainment.

{The Beginning}
In the beginning of the thread, we started off by seeing 2 main groups... Ms.Anari, and 3 mysterious young girls... Both with seemingly evil plans. (Or are they?)

The school was preparing for an annual bake sale. Principal Tio was doing his best to keep Ms.Anari from getting anywhere near the place due to the volatility of her cooking.

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Jack arrived on the scene ready to have a good day. Some mysterious bored god (or gods) had other plans though...

Dash came in brining brownies from his Gram. His plans encircled around fundraising and loads of fun.

Steven & our unseen narrator have come, ready to ... well... we're still working on that part.

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Ms.Anari pops in, trying to walk in un-noticed as a band member. (Even though no band is playing at the bake sale.)

Meanwhile TK comes in, for some odd reason looking forwards to Ms.Anari's cooking. Chances are he's the only human (I know we're not humans, but you get the idea) alive that could stomach her cooking and not have any problems.

A mysterious bunny man has come in to the fray as well... We know he doesn't like Jack, however that can't help but make us wonder... what makes him so mysterious... (Both him and Jack.) ... Must be their deodorant.

And while everything is getting set up, Steve sits back, and sketches.

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The sisters show some of their human (there's that word again!!! >_<) sides by arguing while setting up shop. It's almost like a bad episode of the Power Puff Girls. (Not that many of them were bad... in my humble opinion.)

Mr.Mysterious Bunny Man goes up to Tuba Anari and says something quietly into her ear...
What he said we'll never know... What Anari heard we'll never know... all we do know is...

1) Anari's got good aim with a tuba.
2) Anari's cover is blown... for now.

And thus, our bunny guy is KO'd for the time being.

With a stomach of iron, coated in steel, TK makes a brave attempt to purchase some goods from the Sisters... who unfortunately are not ready... as of yet...

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Dash begins selling brownies, making loads of dough. Whatever club he's in is going to be very, very happy.

And alas, our ladies' man Jack is swept off his feet by not 1... not 2... but a whole group of Female Bunnies! ... Needless to say, guys'll either be asking for tips, or beating the lucky son-of-a-gun to a black-n-blue pulp after the day is done...

Freelance sketcher Steven has now become a freelance writer, writing his thoughts down into a journal. Amongst conspiracy theories, he also talks about the coming of "somone" ... Could it be a future plot point? Or has the smell of baked goods caused Steven to write wild tales from ... the tales... thing... Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about...

Someone ... possibly a demon... ends up sitting in a tree...

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Things have been going swell for ol' Jack... cept for the little accident with creaming a Bunny gal in the face. Little does the ladies man know that trouble is almost to Little Tokyo... And it is in the form of... an evil Bunny Girl of DOOM!!!111 ... Or maybe she's just got an... AGENDA!!! *BUM Bum bum~*

Just as things hit a serious tone!!!
... Someone falls out of a tree. Informed sources tell us it might still be a demon...

Dash's Gram's brownies are a huge success! So good in fact that ... well... it's just great! ... Unfortunately... he's not having the same luck that ol' Jack is with the ladies.

Jack on the other hand is not amused... he's enjoying the feminine attention... yet has a bad taste in his mouth about 'em... and it's not because of the kisses either... (At least we hope it's not because of the kisses.)

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While everyone is out in the real world pretending to be a hero, Kyo is at home being a REAL hero! With a Lv. 98 character and only 2 more Exp. to go how can he not be a REAL hero!? ... Poor poor misguided Kyo...

And just when the story was dragging... coincidentally... the sisters began selling the best treat ever created...
Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies.

Tk, undaunted by all the sweets he's already eaten, notices the open sisters stand... and comes close to actually buying... probably one of the best things he'd ever eat!
... But...

Jack... Poor poor Jack... He was doing everything for those girls... and what do they do? As soon as some ding-dong named "Hikari" comes in, he's booted out on his keaster. Wearing an embarrassing outfit... And he smells like fruity mango-kiwi-pop-apple-carrot perfume...

Just then... something meeps, and zooms away!
We think it's a demon... unfortunately our priestess is with some other demon fighting one of those bad guys that don't go away because the series needs to keep going on... Kinda like a battle in Dragon Ball Z... But that's completely off topic... so.... Look over there! It's a~

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With ears as sharp as broken glass, Dash hears something fall, meep, and run... He's confused, but only for a moment. Finally he gives in to temptation and eats one of his Gram's yummy brownies. ... Have you tried one of these? They're so good... I... I... *Attempts to steal the recipe from Gram... but fails.* ... T_T

Tk almost reaches the sister's stand... when a scent catches his nose... and out of the corner of his eye... he spies Dash... WITH BROWNIES!!!
While Tk liked brownies as much as everyone, he also felt like talking with someone he knew for a bit. Nothing's wrong with pleasant mealtime conversation... right?

Jack (who was still walking around dressed weird and smelling funny) saw two of his classmates. Again, what's wrong with just talking with your buddies?

Needless to say... Only Dash knew that Jack was Jack... While having a stomach of Iron, Tk's eyes were clouded by sweets. He did not see Jack for who he really was... and thus was utterly confused as to why some weird looking rabbit that smelled of perfume was talking to him as if he knew him...

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Jack feeling quite embarrassed tore out of his costume faster than a paper shredder shreds paper... He still smells like fruity mango-kiwi-pop-apple-carrot perfume though...

With everything back as it should be, Dash hands Jack a brownie, and they all munch on Gram's brownies... mmmm.... Brownies....

Steven however could see trouble brewing from a mile away... or more accurately... right before him...
With moves more swift than a newborn baby who's just learned to crawl, Jack is kidnapped by the same girls he'd just tried to help. Steven, undaunted by this turn of events, called the attack for what it was... A plot point.

It is rumored that after this revelation, he was promoted to a promotion... however we can neither confirm or deny this because our confirm / deny person is off with our priestess fighting one of those bad guys that don't go away because the series needs to keep going on... Kinda like a battle in Dragon Ball Z... But that's completely off topic... so....

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With nerves of steel, calmness of open water, and determination of pepper, Dash gathers his brownies, and rushes off to save jack. NOO!!! The brownies! ... *Sobs*

While that is going on... Anari has finally (and successfully) snuck into the area and begun selling... "Mystery Surprises" ...
The question is what's the "Mystery" and can you live after the "Surprises"?

Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are selling so fast... so much... so big... that a news crew has reported to the bake sale. This is both a good and a bad thing. Most people who go to Little Tokyo High know that the only time a news crew has ever come to the school is when something bad has happened.

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{The Rotten... Evil... No-Good Twin School... Shadow High}

Our ladies man Jack is tied up in an alley way with his fan club... at least... that's what it appears to be. I mean... what's so bad about being tied up by cute bunnies who happen to appear as if they're some kind of ninjas?

(At least they're cute ninjas!)

Anyway... While being in a dark alley... who would've thought that some kind of thugs would come and start a fight!?

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Dash having gotten nearly ready, asks Tk if he'll join Dash in the quest to save Jack. Tk however sticks with School Policy and remains on campus... unfortunately he also remains there alone... without his other classmates...

Undaunted, Dash runs off to his locker and dons battle armor! ... He must be a member of the Kids Next Door.
He leaves the school... will this have bad affects later on?! ... (Hope not. >=3 )

In the heat of battle... while bunnies and dudes collided violently... Jack looked straight into the face of danger! ... And ran...
The good news though is Jack never claimed to be "Brave Sir Robin," so he's pretty much in the clear!

While in his hero form, Dash runs into Jack. Not wanting to be discovered, Dash hides his face and engages in casual conversation. Jack, wanting to just get out of there and not worry about it any more denies that any kidnapping took place, and hastily continues walking away.

Dash however questions Jack's un-willingness to answer the question. Jack then proceeds to question Dash's questioning of his un-willingness. ... In the end we're all left with a big'ol question... "What the heck was the first question!?"

Dash crushed by the defeat of not knowing Jack's answer decides to take a closer look at the scene. There he sees a slew of defeated girls... with a bunch of bad guys to boot. While they threatened him, they did not kill him. Thank goodness! Where would we get Gram's brownies from!?

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Dash is told to get lost... and promptly does so... although he vowed to be back... some day...
But for now, he just wants to go back to school.

Jack somehow... through mysterious means... was able to bend the laws of time and space... Only once though...
The result somehow had 2 effects...

1) He received cool green armor!
2) He ended up 100ft in the air over the bake sale...

Unfortunately... gravity still affected him... so he came crashing down.

Dash made it back just in time to see the spectacular crash landing... when he questioned Jack about it... Jack blamed his problem on a 3 headed monkey. Which wasn't very nice.

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{We all wanna go home!}

After a stressful day... everyone was ready to go home... Unfortunately it wasn't even past noon yet... so that's a No-No...

Somewhere... a turkey was being chased...
And Steven... poor Steven... was seeing sharks jumping around somewhere...

And that is where our story is thus-far...
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As the clock struck noon at the Little Tokyo High bakesale... Something seemed worriedly amidst...

At the Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies booth, Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies were being sold... not by the 1... not by the dozen, not by the 2 dozen... and no... not by the 32 dozen... BY THE TRUCK-LOAD.

Principal Tio: *Watching the stand from afar.* *Raises an eye-brou.* Well well well... what have we here?

Mrs.Berry: *At the Principal's side.* Well sir... those are the Tessle triplets. They appear to be selling an item listed here as...

Before she can say, coach Minac came up with his arms full... smacking... and munching away...

Miniac: Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies! *Munch munch munch.* These things are the best! *Smack, munch, slurp.* You guys haaave to try 'em!!! *Stuffs one in Berry, and Tio's mouths.*

Berry & Tio: MMRRRPMPH!!!!!

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While things were going good for the sisters... Discuized Ms.Anari was having no luck at all...
She tried selling...
She tried begging...
She tried pleading...

Yet no one wanted her "Mystery Surprises" ...

Ms.Anari: *Bending a classic Japanese fan near the breaking point.* What is WRONG with these people!? Don't they know GOOD COOKING when they see it! GRRRAAHHHH! *SNAP!*

(I know it's a simple post, but I can't step you guys too quickly. I know where I'm going with this... so my responses shouldn't take too long.  ;)
A word of warning though... I'm approaching finals week here at college. I'll try to keep things going, but if I don't do anything for a few days, cut me some slack. Please. I'd greatly appreciate it. KZ~ )

Dash: Man...those girls are doing great. There's got to be something to those things they are selling because it seems like everyone becomes instantly addicted to them (noting the somewhat crazed look in Coach Miniac's eyes). Good thing I stopped by the Pizza Cat for some lunch on the way back from Shadow High (pulls out a tablecloth, covers one of the tables, then crawls under with a box containing a sausage, onion, pepperoni and green pepper pizza and proceeds to munch on a couple slices contentedly)

*TK noticed that things are going well with the sisters and their Hokie Shnikies. He wonders why they're so good. He noticed that Dash is back with some pizza and went up to him. He doesn't want to eat anymore since he's pretty much full from all the sweets he aten. So, he decided to save a few for leftovers. He looked back at the sisters and wonders if he could buy some before they're sold out.*

"Hey, Dash. How did the so called 'resuce mission' went?"

*He chuckled at that since if he knew Jack, he knew that Jack has gotten into more trouble than he realized.*

Dash poked his head out from under the tablecloth, "It didn't. Jack managed to free himself and when I saw him he had this weird green armor on. So after almost got into a fight with some kids in an alley, I headed back here, and decided to stop and get some lunch. Id offer you a slice or two but you look like you could pop if you ate anymore (chuckles)" With that he put the tablecloth back down and went back to his pizza

*TK looked down and saw his bulging stomach. He chuckled at that.*

"OH yeah. I'm pretty full. But, I haven't yet scarfed down on any of Ms. Anari's or those sisters over there. I think maybe I could buy just one from each of them. Just to see why it's such a big deal for them both."

*Steven holds out his hand in a "thumbs up" pose, guessing the position of our heroes and everyone else in this bakeoff... he then resumes doodling*

Steven: "I heard of an old lady who kept putting funny white powder into her food... like a mystery ingredient that brought all the boys to her yard. She got arrested for it shortly afterwards."

*blinks and realises he's drawn TK and Dash with the pizza slices... his stomach grumbles*

Steven: "Yeah, I'm guessing sherbert was illegal back then. I mean, heck, people banned tag, right? And trees? I wouldn't be surprised..."

*he looks around again*

Steven: "Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies... so the plot isn't the only thing that's undercooked. That's good to know... I think. But if it isn't sherbert they're sticking in the Shnikies, I wonder what it could be?"

Narrator: "And with this completely pointless piece of character development, the motive of this species-unspecified student continues to remain a mystery. I'd better get one of those Shnikies before they shut up shop..."

Jack continued to search for Dash, angry as the Bears after losing the World Series, or like when that darn creative 52X destroyed all his Swat Cats episodes!. His eyes where now red for some strange reason, maybe the food, maybe because he was mad, and the cool black and green armor still lay there somewhere in the floor, Jack didn’t put it back on...

Jack: WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS DASH!!! HE HAS TO PAY!!!

*Gets hungry and buys more Half Baked Hokie Shnikies

Jack: This stuff is great, now where was I? OH Yeah, DASH IS GOING TO DIE!!!

*Jacks finds Dash…and the pizza!!!

Jack: PIZZA!!!, NO KILL JACK FIRST!, NO PIZZA FIRST!!!

*And just to make things worse, the same cute fox girl that rescued him in “~Little Tokyo High~ : It’s one of them days…” appears and put him the cool armor on…

*Now Armored, full of anger, and red eyes, there is only one thing than can stop him...

Jack: Why? Why did you…the armor, pizza, kill Dash…what the heck is going on?

*And that’s of course is his amazing ability to forget things by no apparent reason and get confused a lot!!!

Dash looks up to find Jack standing over him. After scrambling out from under the table, he looks at Jack. "Uhh dude...why do you want to kill me? I simply gave you an honest opinion earlier. Im sorry if it hurt your feelings but that was what I felt." Dash offered Jack a slice of pizza as a show of goodwill.

*TK saw Jack and came up to him with all the stupid craziness that he's saying and stuff. He swear that this kid is demeted.*

"Okay. Well, thanks for that show. Mind you get lost. I think someone from a mental institute looking for you."

Dash left the slice of pizza on a plate next to Jack, who was still babbling incoherently and then grabbed Andy and took him and his box of pizza to a nearby broom closet.

"Andy, you gotta realize that Jack is acting like all the people who have had those Hokie thingies those girls are selling. We gotta figure out what those girls put in those things and find a way to counteract it. Oh yeah, would you like a slice of pizza?"

*TK shook his head when offered a slice and heard what he's been trying to explain the weirdness been happening on this annual bake sale. He tilited his head to him as he listens*

"I don't know. They dont' seem too bad. But, I do see what you mean. Hmm. Maybe I could go up and buy one. Just to see how it is. I mean, how bad can they be. I'm tough enough to handle some measly goodie."

While some folks were acting a little tipsy...
Most others who ate Half-Baked Hoakie Shinkies (You could tell because they were still eating 'em) were completely fine...
They were however trying to push Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies upon anyone they could...

Coach Miniac: *Walking around, Shnikies in hand.* MMmm~ You gotta try one of these~ *Stuffs one in one person's mouth.* MMMM! These are good! *Stuffs another in someone else's mouth.*

At the sister's stand, bags of money were being taken, and promptly shipped off to the bank. The girls were continuing to smile, and SELL SELL SELL!

Principal Tio: *Munching on a box of his own... walking around.* Mmm... You know... these aren't too bad. *Munch munch munch.* *Looks over at Dash & Tk.* Hey! You two! *Walks over to them.* Have you both tried one of these? They're the best! Everything a growing student needs! *Takes a fresh one from his box, and gestures it towards Tk and Dash.* Well? Go on~ One of you two eat up~

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Ms.Anari (In discuise): *Grumbling.* HEY! Doesn't anyone want anything that tastes good!?

Miniac: *Walks by munching.* ... Is it a Hoakie Shnikie?

Ms.Anari: No!

Miniac: ... *Continues walking on.*

Ms.Anari: ARRRGGGGGG!!!!

Dash, stll feeling leery about what might be wrong with the Hokie Shnikies, pushes TK forward and says, "that's funny sir because TK was just telling me he wanted to try one. I sniffed those things as I was walking along and got an allergic reaction so Im not going to try one for sake of my health."

*TK got pushed by Dash as the principle was up to them to try and get them to try out the Hokie Shinkies. TK shrugged and grabbed the goodie.*

"All righty. If you guys insisted. Down the hatch."

*Then, he chomped it down one bite and swallowed it. He licked his lips and nodded.*

"Hmm. Not bad. I've tasted better, but not bad. I wonder what they made them with."

*He looked at the goodie for anything that makes them  why other people like them so much and he didn't.*

*Jack stomach started to fell bad, so he run fast like the wind to da bathroom and started to throw up anything he had eaten that day...

Jack: Uh…maybe those Half Baked Hokie Shnikies had something Im alergic to, like Kiwi…

Yuusuke: Are you talking about the fruit, the people from New Zealand, or the bird?

*Jack throws up some more...

Jack: More like the horse...or the kiwi dollar...I fell like that time when I was 3 years old and drink a whole bottle of ink!

meanwhile...

Bored god Anatsu: So...looks like I win?

Bored god Koi: Just because he is sick? No way, He still can do it!

Dash saw TK try the Hokie Shnikie, and not seem to feel any ill effects. "Huh, that's interesting...Im still not gonna try one but that make me want to look more into why all the other people are responding strangely, and I still have to deal with that darn Jack trying to kill me." So Dash again took his pizza box and looked for a new place to hide and finish his lunch while he pondered the situation.

As Jack knelt there, his body removing any traces of food (much to his dislike and dismay), wierd thoughts popped into his head... strange thoughts...

"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Promote Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Tell your friends about how good Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are..."
"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."

A wierd taste was forming in his mouth... and it wasn't from the ick he releasing into the lavatory... it was a taste for Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies...

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Principal Tio: *Blinked a few times, looking at Tk.* How... How can you not love these!?  *Takes the one out of Tk's hand, and scarfs it down.*

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While Tio was scarfing his box down in front of Tk, Dash was unknowingly being followed...

Ms.Anari: *Eyes gleaming with determination... a crazy, somewhat evil determination...* -=Heh... heh... heh...=- *Hidden beneath her cloak was her hand... within her hand... was both a Mystery... and a Surprise...* -=When the little pizza boy least expects it... he's going to be the first to taste, and buy all of my delectable treats...=-

*TK blinked when the principle just took his already biten sweet and scarfed it down. He kept looking at him as he tried to scarf down as many as he could. He looked around and saw that many people have been doing the same.*

=This is too weird.=

*Then, he noticed how the girls are acting as the crowd went nuts over their sweets. He just made a pattern. Perhaps the sisters have something to do with the sweets and the way the crowd is acting.*

=Hmm. I wonder.=

*Steven taps TK on the shoulder*

Steven: "I hate to seem paranoid, but I think those blokettes are turning people nutty with their half-baked plot to turn everyone into candy-craving zombies. Question: what should we do now?"

*TK jumped when he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned to look who it was and he saw an unfamiliar student he never saw before. He tilted his head as he listened to him.*

"Uh-huh. Okay. Uh.......Who are you?"

Steven: "I joined your class the other day, remember? Science, the olive soda, the giant robot... I was the guy with the giant sword. Yeah, sorry about that. But, er, yeah. I think people are going nutty over those Shnikies. Any idea what we should do?"

*TK thought about it and just realized he had met him before. FOr the science class that is.*

"Oh right. The class. Yeah."

*Then, he mentioned about a giant robot. He was confused at that.*

"Uh. Giant robot? What giant robot?"

Steven: "Well, there was all these people messing with the equipment, and, er, this giant robot appeared. And I think someone got covered in green stuff. Basically it was a giant robot, had a large shutdown button on its back. Some of the students tried to disable it... erm. Do giant robot attacks happen a lot in this town?"

*TK doesn't ever remember a giant robot at all, so he shook his head.*

"Uh. No. Don't remember. Heh." =I think the sweets have got to him, too.=

[OOC: There wasn't one at all in any of the rp threads we did. Just to let you know.]

Jack eyes started to change from red to green, then to red again, then to green, he had a huge headache and fainted...

Yuusuke the three head monkey looked at Jack, that was the most strange allergic reaction to food he had ever saw....

*Suddenly Jack wake up, one eye red, the other green, his fur was a mess, like he had a lot of static electricity or something...

JACK: MUST BUY MORE DASH!,Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies!, Promote Half-Baked Hoakie pizza!!!

Yuusuke: Uh? Are You ok?

Dash's ears perked up...


HIYAAAAAA!!!

DAsh wheeled around and nailed Ms Anari with a spinning heel kick (of course he had no idea it was Ms. Anari at that moment...) and sent the poor teacher flying down the hall...just as Coach Miniac opened the door to the teacher's lounge...she hit the door with a loud thud...and fell to the ground. Dash, turned around, and saw what was behind him...

"OH MY GOSH...I AM SO SORRY MA'AM...I did not know that was you behind me...I just heard this chuckling and I reacted the first way I knew...I am so sorry..."

All Ms Anari could say was, "Mommy...somebody please get the little birdies away from me..." and she slumped to the floor. Dash saw something bulge from under her cloak. he walked over...took a whiff...then covered his nose and beat a hasty retreat to another part of the school, because he knew that Ms Anari was trying to cook again and he knew what happened the last time he tried one of her creations...and he still had the empty bottle of pink stuff in his locker as a reminder.

*Meanwhile*

Leon: In a vacated hallway a backpack lay at rest against a locker. It had been there for a while. Nobody had noticed or claimed it as their own.

(From within the locker)

Panzer:

Hey! Is anyone out there!? I’m in here! In this locker!
It’s my lock; I can tell you the combination.

Hello?

…Darn.

Leon: Don’t get your hopes up kid it was only me.

Panzer: Yah… I thought so.

Leon: Let me explain Panzer’s situation. This was supposed to be Panzer’s first day at his new school. He was on his way to the office to meet the principal when he stopped along the way to see if he could secure himself a locker. That’s when it happened. He was pushed from behind by an unknown assailant and locked inside.

Panzer: Darn it! I’m so stupid! They probably would have assigned me a locker anyways!

Leon: Because he never made it to the office, he is not on record for being in the school. No one will be sent to find him anytime soon. So his only hope is to attract the attention of another student or teacher passing by.

His plan? He will attempt to call out for help every ten minutes.

Good luck with that kid.

Yuusuke the three head monkey was escaping away from Jack when he crashed in the looker, destroying it, and freeing Panzer, but getting the two in trouble for destroying school property...or at least it should have if it wasnts because almost everyone was Nuts because of the Half Baked Hokie Shnikies

Jack: Here you are, just try a bite of Half-Baked Hoakie  Dash, is the best pizza ever, trust me!.

Yuusuke takes Panzer and runs away...

[OOC: Darn. What about that "One of them days" thread...?]

Steven: "...well, never mind. No giant robots, fair enough. But, er, cookie crazy people. What do we do?"

Leon: Guess what folks. There’s a doin’s transpiring!

Panzer is now liberated from the locker but now finds himself in a completely different situation.

Panzer:

Hey!

What’s going on?

Wait!

Go back! I need my backpack!

Slow down! You’re going too fast!

Where are you taking me?

No! You’re going the wrong way!

I need to get to the principals office!!

LET GO OF ME!!!!!  D@MN IT!!!!!

Leon: You’ll have to excuse Panzer’s use of harsh words. You can’t blame him. He’s been through a lot today.

He’s been shoved into a locker and strapped inside.

He had to eat paper from his notebook for launch.

He was forced to go to the bathroom in his own pencil case.

And now, he’s been kidnapped by a three-headed monkey of unknown origin.

* Yuusuke, the three head monkey, lets Panzer go, he is not going to save those who don’t want to be saved...

*Jack, the small black cat, forces Panzer to eat a Half Baked Hokie Shnikie...

wierd thoughts popped into Panzer head... strange thoughts...

"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Promote Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Tell your friends about how good Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are..."
"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."

A wierd taste formed in Panzer mouth...it was a taste for Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies...

*Suddenly, Jack face changes into a blank expression...and his eyes turn back to normal

Jack: Whoa!, hey who are you?.

*But before anything happens one of the random students stuffed Jack with a lot of  Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies, and he changed back to the strange Jack with one red eye, and one green eye...

Jack: Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies,Half-Baked Hoakie Dash!

Dash was able to slip into one of the abandoned classrooms on a side hallway. "Man, I gotta find out what is goin on with everybody and these weird Hokie Shnikie things. If I didn't have an allergic reaction to most sweets Id probably have been done in too (good thing Gram knows how to make her brownies so that they don't cause me to have a reaction and yet still make them amazing)."

Leon: What a horrible turn of events! Is there no sympathy for Panzer?


Leon: Doesn't want to be saved!? Now that's not fair! He didn't know the monkey was trying to save him.

Now that good-for-nothing monkey left Panzer to his fate. Now he's been forced to consume one those awful Half-Baked Shniky Migins. Fortunately for him there are several flaws in the logistics of the psychological programming within these pastries.

Let’s analyze it.

"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Promote Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Tell your friends about how good Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are..."
"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."

Panzer doesn’t have any cash on him so he cannot buy more Half-Baked Chidi Midgets.
He also doesn’t have any friends so that cancels the fourth command.

What does this mean for Panzer? It means he won’t be turned into one of those zombie addicts. He’s just gonna have a little nap in the middle of the hallway.

Now, Panzer’s not really an aggressive type of guy. But he does have a sense of duty. So, when he wakes up, something is going to be done about this.

*For some unknown reason Jack finds Dash and that’s when he start to talk like a robot:

Jack: Directive number 1: Kill Dash, Primary objective found, ignore all other directives until primary objective is fulfilled. DASH YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!

Dash: Ok I have no idea how you keep finding me but Im gonna take care of this right here right now.

With that Dash ripped out his umbrella and transformed into his battle armor right there in the classroom. Dash and Jack clashed arms and grappled for a few minutes, all the while Dash trying to get Jack to snap out of the spell of the Hokie Shnikies

Dash: Jack you have got to fight this...you haven't fought much before but I need you to fight this now...you are a friend of mine Jack and I do not want to hurt you...

*Normally Jack won’t be able to last a minute against Dash in his battle armor, but this wasn’t the normal Jack, he was haft normal Jack, half the one who appears when he is danger, plus he was wearing the cool black and green armor, so unless Dash decided to use the same fire attack that destroyed the school a while ago,  it looked like the fight was going to last long…

Unless…

*The same cute fox girl that rescued Jack in “~Little Tokyo High~ : It’s one of them days…” and put him the cool armor on earlier in this episode appears once more..

Fox girl: Look here! Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies! For free!

*And while Jack was distracted Dash hit Jack in the head and knocked him out, not a very honorable maneuver, but desperate times need desperate measures…

So with Jack knocked out, one question remains, who the heck is that girl?

Leon: The lights have been off in the school's science lab, unoccupied by any other students or teachers. A desk had been turned on its side and propped up against the door. On the floor by the desk lay a fax machine that was taken from the computer room. Resting against the fax machine is our boy, Panzer, with a bloody handkerchief tied around his arm. Used syringes lie on the floor around him. The only things illuminating the lab are the blue LED’s on one of the chemical analysis machines and the green display on the fax machine confirming that messages had been sent and received. Panzer held the final fax print-out in his hand.

From: Palace Guard Civil Protection
To: Little Tokyo High School #343

Your blood samples have tested positive for the agent you’ve described. Units from Civil Protection and HAZMAT have been deployed. ETA is approximately 15 minutes. Good job kid. I suggest you find a safe place and stay there.

Dash knew that he had to do something to hold Jack until the chemical in the Hokie Shnikies wore off and he returned to normal, but he also knew that that fox girl could give him another and theyd be back at square one, so he quickly pulled a rope out of his backpack and tied Jack up, then grabbed what appeared to be a blanket from a nearby closet and rolled Jack up in it, then tied it in a knot and stuck him in the closet.

Then his attention focused on the fox girl. Dash pulled a couple of gas pellets out of his pocket and threw them at the girl, knocking her unconscious. He tied her up in the same manner as Jack and left her in a closet on the other side of the room and then quietly slipped out. He was walking down the hall when he saw the flashing lights from where Panzer was hiding. He knocked on the door. "Panzer, its me...Dash...Can you let me in there?"

Pranzer opened his eyes when he heard his own name.  He stood up and looked through the little window in the door. The boy on the other side didn't appear to be under the influence of those Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies.

Leon: But appearences can be deceiving!

Panzer: Shut up Leon... now what did he say his name was?

Leon: Dash

Panzer: Thanks. Hey Dash! I guess you know my name from the sticker on my backpack.
Would you be so kind as to bring my backpack to me. I'll open this door for you.

Panzer bent down to pick up the syringes. He tossed them in a waste disposal on the wall. Panzer then pushed the desk to move it from the door. Then (Leon: surprise!) he opended the door.

*clears his throat*

Steven: "HALF-BAKED HOAKIE SHNIKIES IS PEOPLE!!"

*the crowds carry on as always*

Steven: "So it's not wacky tobaccy, it's not sherbert, it's not snap, crackle, OR pop, and it's not people..."

*clicks his fingers*

Steven: "HALF-BAKED HOAKIE SHNIKIES ARE MADE FROM PURE 100% ANIMALOIDS!!"

*deafening nothingness*

Dash: "Man, I hope Jack realizes taht I was doing it for his own good. The only reason I did that to him was because I knew he was under the influence of those Hokie things and that way the effects would wear off and then we can go about it as perfectly normal students.

Time skipped a beat as Dash looked back at the closet... then back at Panzer.

Dash: Im gonna have to get him something and apologize for being mean...I do wish he would act a bit more mature though..." Dash thought all this as he brought Panzer his backpack. He quickly slipped in the door and shut it behind him and moved the desk back in front of it. "So were you able to find out what was in those weird Hokie Shnikie things?"

(The above lines originally were written by DashStPierre. Unfortunately, in my haste, I removed them. In hind-site I shouldn't have done that. These lines weren't too bad. My appologies. KZ~ )

Panzer retrieved his backpack from Dash.

Panzer: "Hey, thanks Dash"

He places the backpack on the ground and steps forward to shake Dash's hand.

"It's a shame I've had to make my acquaintance with you under these circumstances."

"Speaking of Hokie Shnikies; you wouldn't happen to have one on you right now? Cause I'm starving!"

The blood rushes out of Dash's face and he turns white.

Panzer: "Chill out man! I'm only kidding!"

"But seriously, you have to see this"

Panzer hands Dash pages upon pages of printouts full of data.

"These Hokie things have an adaptive chemical algorithm baked or should I say half-baked into them."

"Their main programming, well... you've heard it before"

"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Promote Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Tell your friends about how good Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are..."
"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."

“But if these Shnikes encounter any resistance either biologically or from external factors, it will change itself. Though, in most cases, victims will still chant the original program. Even when the effects of the Hokies wear off, the modified algorithm remains in the system. This means that if the victim eats another, they will become more dangerous than before. The Hokies change the victim to be more aggressive the next time around. If the cycle continues, then they go from aggressive to murderous.”

“After reaching these conclusions, I had no choice. Nobody in this school can handle this situation. So I faxed this data to the Palace Guard Civil Protection along with an explanation. At first they thought I was joking. That changed when they saw the data I sent. Now they’re sending a HAZMAT team. They’re gonna put the whole school under quarantine.”

“We should stay here until they arrive.”

*Now, Jack may be unconscious, but his mind was still active, so he started to HALLUCINATE. He saw a round table in a dark room, he was there, and OTHER him was there, one with red eyes, there was also a GIRL that looked at lot like him, only it had blue eyes.

Red eyes Jack: Good, I’m glad you are finally here, we really need to talk. You must stop being such a coward and a wimp, if today anything has been proved, is that you just cant use me to save you every time.

Jack: What going on here? Who are you two?

Blue eyes Black cat girl: We are part of you, I’m you femme fatale side and he is your wild cat side....

Jack: I can understand to have a personification of my instincts and desires, but a female side? That’s just wrong!

Blue eyes black cat girl: Hey!, is not my fault if you are a weirdo.

*Well, I have to start explaing what the heck is wrong with Jack someday, and since he is unconscious...

*Meanwhile Jack was still hallucinating…

Jack: Ok, so even in my own head I get no love from girls…what a huge loser I am.

*Jack cries like a baby, but only in his hallucination, the real Jack is still K.O

Red eyes Jack: That’s my point, what the heck is wrong with you? You have a inferiority complex or something?

Blue eyes black cat girl: And who the heck is that foxgirl? Maybe she wants to be your girlfriend or something, why else would she help you?

Red eyes Jack: Money, she is probably hired by the same who have Jack that new armor…and before you ask, no Jack, I too am clueless.

*Meanwhile, in the real world, the fox girl woke up all tied up, with ropes and rolled up in a blanked, inside a dark place…

Fox girl: AHHH!!! ITS TOO DARK!!! HELP!!!

Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Pizza Cat Emporium, we find two transport helicopters full of HAZMAT personnel sitting in the Pizza Cat drive-through.

Francine: Let’s see here. 23 Large Pepperoni, 17 Large with just cheese, 15 Large Anchovies, 13 Large Catfish with Extra Mayonnaise, 12 Medium Meat-lovers, 3 Small Vegetarians, 1 Small Bacon and Egg with Extra Mustard, 5 Spaghetti and Haggis combos, 4 Baked Potatoes with Yogurt, 2 Baked Potatoes with Seaweed, and 75 2-liter bottles of Soft Drinks.

And that comes to… 1294 dollars and 97 cents.

HAZMAT Squad Commander: “Oh my! I don’t think I have that money on me right now."

Francine: “That’s okay. Would you like those funds transferred from an offshore account?”

Squad Commander: “We’re also in a hurry to be somewhere. Tell you what; you and your employees can have free vaccinations for two years.”

Francine: “SUPER! Sounds like a deal! Come on! SPEEDY! GUIDO! DOUBLE TIME! These people have to go!”

*Speed and Guido come around the back with two Power Loader Exo-Suits*

Speedy: “Francine! Quit yelling at me; you’re going to make me drop these.” “Yo! Where do you want these?”

Squad Commander: “Load ‘em in the second chopper”

Guido: “Hey, Speedy is this everything?”

Speedy: “No no! I gotta go back for more and Polly’s coming around with the drinks.”

Narrator: Looks like this could take a while folks. You’re going to have to be patient.

Dash: Well Panzer I hope those guys get here soon...the entire school is being overrun with all these Half Baked Hoke dealios going around (although at least I now have enough money to get a laptop)

Okie dokie.
I've made most of the changes I felt were needed.

To those who've lost the text they put in while RP'ing in the story, I'm sorry.
I'm attatching to this post a printout I made of the RP before I started cutting down posts.
The printout contains everything as it originally was.

It's not much. But I didn't feel fully right just zapping your posts into nothingness.

As for other changes...
I've enacted the new following rules.

Rule 4:No More Narrators.
-They're spreading like wild-fire, and making things even more difficult to follow.
-No more narrators.

Rule 5:Posts are now limited.
- I started something with extra-big posts, and it's coming back to bite me in the toosh.
- Please, limit your posts (as much as possible) to at least 1 paragraph. (5 - 6 Sentances.)
- If you are going to write down a descriptive action or series of events, try to do it in conjunction with a fellow player. (Use the PM system and converse.)
- I will start trying to limit my own posts. However you all need to know that since I'm manageing multiple characters, I at times will need the extra space.
- Above all... Make sure to write enough to get your point accross.
-- My main problem here is that extra long posts become difficult to follow. We've all got to focus on making smaller steps instead of great big leaps.

They are in Little Tokyo High... The Rules~!
http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/index.php?topic=29.0 (http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/index.php?topic=29.0)

In my haste to do what I thought was right, I may have done more harm than good.
I don't want to be a complete prick, however I'm sure I've failed at even that.
I'm going to make a compaints thread. Feel free to voice concerns / complaints about me or my directions I'm taking in the RP.

I won't take any complaints about other players though.
If you have a beef with someone, take care of it via PM.

Without futher adue... I again appologize for the delay.
And re-open the stage to the stars...
All of you... *Bows, and walks off of the stage.*

*Beside Steven and Tk, a crowd formed...*

Crowd *Chanting*: "Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
                           "Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
                           "Promote Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
                           "Tell your friends about how good Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are..."
                           "Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."

As you all wish.
This RP has been closed, locked, and finished.

Now... 
Here's a skinny of what was happening in the background, and where this story was going to go...

Chances are... some of you might've noticed that I introduced 2 foods into this RP at the beginning.
-Ms.Anari's Mystery Surprise
-The 3 Sisters' Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies

The Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies was a mind inducing agent with a twist.
-A physical dependance on Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies.
-A need to continually support & promote Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies.
-Help propagate Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies through out the world.

It was basically an evil ploy for only money. With everyone buying Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies, the girls would've been rich.

Ms.Anari's Mystery Surprise was geared up to be our antidote... as you may have guessed... with a twist.
-All effects from Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies would be cured / removed.
-The user would develop symptoms of mild food poisoning.
-After an explosion of a green cloud, the user would be forest green for 2 weeks.

I personally asked Andy if he would allow his character to have what I called "an iron stomach" which meant (in my version) that Tk would be fully immune to all of the effects of not only the Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies, but Ms.Anari's horrible cooking as well. (He would actually like what Ms.Anari cooked... while everyone else would be ready to go to a hospital from anything she made.)

He accepted, and therefore we continued with the story from there. It was meant as a part of a ruse to keep you folks guessing.

The next part of the story involved one or all of you becoming infected (Tk not included) with Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies, only to begin being saved by Ms.Anari's Mystery Surprise.

This part of the story fell through however because no one wanted to go with what I was setting down as an effect of the Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies and Ms.Anari's antidote. The error on my part was multiple. I'm not getting into details, however I will not make the same mistakes again.

Instead what we got was chaos. Students running everywhere trying to kill one another. A strike force (which after I read it wasn't actually too bad.), a bunch of Puu Chuu people (I have no idea why I threw them in.), and a smoldering crater where a once decent RP used to be.

In the end...
I'd ask that in the future if I ask one of you to do something in a PM, please heavily consider it before saying "no."
I don't ask of you too much, so when I do ask I would greatly appreciate it if you'd help me out.
If you don't want to, I'll understand.

However if there is a status ailment that befalls your character, it must take precedence over anything else. If you wish for something different to take place, suggest it to me. If I say no, I would appreciate it if you'd respect my wishes.

If you don't listen to me... I won't ban you from the RP (yet)... However nothing good may come your characters way... especially if I can think of it.
(Oooo~ Yeah. Real big threat. Be afraid.)

Anyway... This is all...
A proper conclusion will be written later.
Thank you, and good night.

~The End~