I'm just starting this post because I'm in a random mood. But if you were able to, what would
you give SPC characters for Xmas? Mine goes as follows...
Emperor Fred: A Translator to attach to him so we can finally find out if his ramblings are just that, or if he's actually saying something.

: A lump of coal so she learns not to act so spolied next year

: A Shopping Voucher for Sears. Something tells me he'd be verry happy with it.

: A new teapot and teacups that don't spill and are explosion-proof (That way he won't have to keep buying new ones everytime Big Cheese blows up)
Big Al: Free Acupuncture and Massage sessions. Considering how stressed he always seems, he'll need them

: An iPod with some decent music in it (Considering the only music that he ever seems to hear comes either from The Rude Noise or Big Cheese)

: Platform shoes

: Free long weekend romantic vacation for two at Prisoner Island...Who would he take? Use your imagination...

: Book of vouchers for discounts at the local beauty salon (Will of course include free manicures)

: Well duh!!! What else would you give her apart from a big pile of money?

: Free Herbal/Aromatherapy sessions so she isn't constantly exploding