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1  Samurai Pizza Cats / Fan Works / Re: Mr. O.M.A: Live From Little Tokyo on: August 26, 2008, 03:37:10 am
[Insert cameo of Christopher Walken]
I've seen your work...and you're good.
2  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: Songs that suit the characters on: March 25, 2008, 01:22:52 pm
Speedy: "Have a nice day"
Guido: "Taking it easy"
Polly: "Whats-her-name"
3  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: The Emote Episode on: February 17, 2008, 07:28:55 pm
 Smiley : "And so Polly began attempting to seduce the caterpillar plaguing Francine. But as everyone knows, no caterpillar has ever been seduced by a feline.
 Guido Anchovy : "Yes, but we do have a habit of knocking them around until they're dead!"
 Tongue(Caterpillar) : "Sacre Bleu!"
4  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: The Emote Episode on: February 17, 2008, 02:03:16 pm
oooh sweet, a new way to post boost Grin

 Polly Esther: *enters* Honey, i'm home

 Speedy Cerviche Guido Anchovy: which one o us you talking to?


 Polly Esther *She promptly bats them across the face with her Pizza Carrier* "...Perverts."
 Smiley : "At that moment, a blood curdeling scream echoed through the parlor! Responding with heroic speed, and the high hopes of some action, the three dashed into the back room...and found Francine on top of the counter with a broom in hand, shivering in fear."
 Francine "Caterpillar! Kill it! Kill it with fire!"
5  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say on: February 17, 2008, 01:59:35 pm
 Speedy Cerviche : "Fat bottomed girl, they make the rockin' world go 'rouuuunnnd!"
 Guido Anchovy : "Get on yo bikes and RIDE!"

 Princess Violet "Dontcha wish yo girlfriend was HOT like me?"

 Seymour Cheese "First I was afraid, I was petrified...kept thinking how I could never live without you by my side..."
 Jerry Attrick : "But I spent so many nights thinking of how you did me wrong.
 Seymour Cheese Jerry Attrick : "I grew strong, and learned how to carry on!"
 Bad Bird : "And so you're back! From outer space! I just walked to find you sitting there with that sad look upon your face! Kya!"
 Francine : "I should have changed my stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key!
 Bad Bird Francine : "If I knew for just one second you'd be back to bother me!"
 Guru Lou / Daisensei : "Go on now go! Walk out the door~ Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore!"
 Big Al Dente : "Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodybye? Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?"
(All) : "Oh no not I! I will survive! As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive! I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give! And I'll survive, I will survive!"
 Speedy Cerviche : "I took all the strength I had not to fall apart!"
 Polly Esther : "Kept trying to mend the pieces of my broken heart..."
 Guido Anchovy : "And I spent all so many nights just feeling sorry for myself!"
 Spritz T. Cat : "I used to cry..."
 General Catton : "But now I hold my head up high!!"
 Princess Violet : "And you see me! *giggle* Somebody new! I'm not that...Chained up little person still in love with you!"
 Bad Max / Zankaa Mojo Rojo / Rekkaa Cannonball Batterly / Bonkaa Ronnie Geissmuller / Wokkaa : "So you felt like droppin' in and just expect me to be free! Now I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me!"
(repeat chorus)

6  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: The Emote Episode on: February 17, 2008, 01:51:47 pm
Should it? Supreme Catamoderators? If so, please move this?
7  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: Hidden still frames on: February 17, 2008, 01:44:34 pm
... I think we should return to the original topic before we deter any further away...

Shhh...you're ruining it for me.
8  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / The Emote Episode on: February 17, 2008, 01:33:07 pm
Since we have so much fun with these forum emotes, I thought it'd be fun if we tried to actually create an episode of SPC with them. We'll utilize the rules of the Three Word Game. Write out a max of three character lines and actions at one time, and it is carried on by the next person.

 Smiley= Narrator- Use to describe scene changes and narratorial descriptions.
 Tongue= Random Townsperson/momandson- Use them as you will.

============
(Cue theme song)
Title: (To be decided once more posts are added)

 Smiley: "It is was a day of special significance in the city of Little Tokyo, as the people were celebrating the seventh consecutive week without a Giant Robot destroying public property or raking up a significant amount of collateral damage. And while the people themselves had all the reason to celebrate, it was leaving a cooold chillll up the spines of our heroes, the Samurai Pizza Cats!"

 Speedy Cerviche : *leaning against the counter.* "...I'm so bored..." *He yawns as the camera pans out to show a relatively empty pizza parlor.*
 Guido Anchovy : *looking equally as bored leaning against the counter beside Speedy* "...Cold Chill my feline posterior. I'm all for peace and prosperity, but we're pretty useless without something big and mechanical tearing hell through the city."
9  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say on: February 17, 2008, 01:11:17 pm
 Bad Max / Zankaa : "...On a dark desert highway...cool wind in my hair..."

 Lucille : "...So you're probably thinkin'...did she fire all ten rockets or only nine? Well...gotta ask yourself...'Do I feel lucky?'.....well, do ya, punk?"
 Yikes! Guido Confused

10  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say on: February 14, 2008, 03:19:54 am
 Polly Love : "Soooo, Jerry...whatcha doin' this weekend?"
 Jerry Attrick : "Hatcha! Adios virginity!"
11  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say on: February 12, 2008, 01:09:25 pm
 Seymour Cheese : "Different day, same giant robots...I want to Limbo!"
12  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say on: February 11, 2008, 12:53:13 pm
 Speedy Cerviche : "Tonight...I dance."
 Polly Esther : "Who's leg do I haveta hump to get a drink around here?!"
 Guido Anchovy : "The path to righteousness is paved with good intentions..."
 Francine : *at the cannon-firing station* "Ladies and gentlemen, I...uh...shoot, what rhymes of Bolognese? Hold on."
 Lucille : "Don't worry boys, I'm on Zoloft now! Tee hee!"
 Princess Violet : "What's a Damsel gotta do to become a Damsel in Distress around here?!"
 Seymour Cheese : "Oh, Jerry, me and Badbird, we were at this club the other night...The hotties there were OFF-DA-HOOK!"
 Bad Bird : "Carla...I'm gay."
 Jerry Attrick : "Cheesey...I am your father."
 Guru Lou / Daisensei : "Oh, that thing? I didn't make it. I found it in my backyard. Pretty cool huh?"
 Big Al Dente : "Hey, Big Cheese, you're right...it's nice and soft against my..."
13  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: You Might Be Too Much Of An SPC/KNT Nut When... on: February 08, 2008, 12:38:07 pm
You might be too much of an SPC/KNT nut when...

-You're currently in the market for a quality high-velocity cannon to replace your Mercury Grande Marquee.
-You utter "Teyandee" under your breath whenever something happens at work.
-You've referred to your manager as "Big Cheese" more than twice.
-You've concepted a SPC/KNT tabletop RPG...even though you're the only person in your immediate circle of friends who's ever actually heard of the Samurai Pizza Cats.
-You list "I can laugh like Bad Bird" as a job skill on your resume.
-The words "Fan" and "Fiction" enter your mind at any one point.
-You know each of the hidden "Pow" pictures by heart.
-You catch yourself oggling Polly's chest and make sweet love to a pause button whenever there's even a hint of cleavage.
-You once tried to make one of the Pizza Cats's recipes. (..never again...)
-Your overly emotional friend loses their temper, and you dive for cover to protect yourself from the imminent explosion and/or rockets.
-While part of the high school band, you'ver ever been tempted to wield a flute as a weapon.
-Unlike Mechadon, you use the word "Nuclear Potatoe" on purpose.
14  Samurai Pizza Cats / Game Projects / Re: Samurai Pizza Cats Guestbook RPG on: July 14, 2007, 02:59:47 am
Awesome, awesome.
15  Role Playing Boards / SPC Role Playing Group / Re: SPC : ~In a Manner of Time~ on: July 12, 2007, 03:41:34 pm
(well, let's put a little life in this thread...)

Speedy looked up from the register, and very thoughtfully looked at both the Water Gauge, and the menu over his head. He turned back to the rabbit, putting on his best salesman smile. "Yer in luck today, sir! For five bucks you can get a kiddy size Pizza with your choice of half a topping, and a complimentary sippy cup with your choice of water or ice water!"
16  Role Playing Boards / SPC Role Playing Group / Re: SPC Original characters on: July 12, 2007, 03:34:09 pm
A character from my story-in-progress

Name: Prince Crim (AKA, Lord Crimson)
Created by Doctor Scraps
Gender: Male
Species: Rabbit
Age: 26
Eye color: Red
Hair color: Dull brown (from his fathers side)
Size: Tall
Likes: War, and swordplay. Soft spot for pastries.
Dislikes: Foolishness, insubordination. Little Tokyo.

Background info: Prince Crim is the eldest son of the Emperor Fred and Empress Frieda(sp), and the appointed next in line to the royal throne. However, when Vi was merely two years old, Crim marched off to defend little Tokyo from invaders from the Shao Ti Tung of the Far Off. He vanished during the war and was supposed dead, the Heirship passing to Vi. Crim would reappear as a warlord, wearing the Cursed Armor of Zan, which possesses the wearer with the evil and malevolent spirit of the Overlord Zan Lyng. The Armor has twisted Crim to believe that his parents have betrayed him by passing HIS future throne to his spoiled sister. Now as Lord Crimson, he works his cunning master plan to take Little Tokyo for his own, with the aid of the enlisted Seymour Cheese and Jerry Atric (story based after the Comet Caper)
A wielder of Zan's forbidden Dark Magic, which utilizes the darkness of his soul for devastating attacks...If he drains his reserves, the Spirit of Zan is rendered "unconscious" for a time, leaving Crim vulnerable and weak.
Quote: "The story of your life is a poem of one word- Pathetic!"
Special moves:
Red Fang: Throws one of his twin red-steel katana as a boomerang.
Blade Dance: Lord Crimson, wielding both blades, launches himself at a foe wilst spinning in a deadly dance.
Rage of Spirits: Summons the spirits of Zan's fallen army, which form a massive ball of evil energy that attacks his foes. Drains from his Dark Magic reserves.
Angry Dragon Style: A style of Martial Arts that incorporates rage and fast footwork.
Shadow Punch: A fast sucker punch powered by dark spiritual energy. Drains from his Dark Magic reserves.

Finisher: Soul Crusher- Envelopes his foe is a bubble of evil spirits which closes in around them, which then lifts them into the air and slams them into the ground with crushing force. Greatly drains his Dark Magic reserves.
Finisher #2: Masamune Specter- Ancient art of war learned by the Edopolis Royal Family. Launches himself at his enemy as if about to engage in the Blade Dance, but upon reaching his foe, his body turns into a black mist that passes through his target, rematerializing behind them, which leaves them open to a potentially fatal strike. Not as taxing on his Dark Magic reserves as the Soul Crusher, and his favorite means of dispatching enemies.
17  Samurai Pizza Cats / Game Projects / Samurai Pizza Cats Guestbook RPG on: July 12, 2007, 03:07:55 pm
I'm sure most people remember the Guestbook RPG's of old...Anime inspired text role playing games played over the simple format of a guest book on a simple slapped together site...
Those RPG's apparently hit the ground dead in 2003, as Forum Roleplaying became more popular.
However, on a lark, I've decided to start my own Samurai Pizza Cats Guestbook RPG, with myself as the ominous Narrator, NPC controller.
While I'm making the site, if anyone here is interested in playing, just lemme know which character you want to play ^_^. Fan Mades are welcome, in moderation, and as of now, all characters are open.
18  Samurai Pizza Cats / Fan Works / Re: The Pizza Cats Pantomime is here at last! on: July 10, 2007, 06:32:46 pm
Oy oy oy oy...The brilliance...the form...
My muse...IT SPEAKS!
19  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: SPC Drinking Game on: October 19, 2006, 02:38:33 am
I demand you elaborate.
20  Samurai Pizza Cats / General SPC Discussion / Re: SPC Drinking Game on: October 16, 2006, 12:17:31 pm
I however would like to stress that in no way should drugs of any sort be combined with the zany animated antics of the Samurai Pizza Cats. That leads to standing upon a building, waving your shirt around, declaring "I am a flagpole", to which you may, but this is just a guess, yell "Whoo".
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