[Insert cameo of Christopher Walken]
I've seen your work...and you're good.

Speedy: "Have a nice day"
Guido: "Taking it easy"
Polly: "Whats-her-name"

  : "And so Polly began attempting to seduce the caterpillar plaguing Francine. But as everyone knows, no caterpillar has ever been seduced by a feline.
  : "Yes, but we do have a habit of knocking them around until they're dead!"
 (Caterpillar) : "Sacre Bleu!"

oooh sweet, a new way to post boost

 : *enters* Honey, i'm home

  : which one o us you talking to?

  *She promptly bats them across the face with her Pizza Carrier* "...Perverts."
  : "At that moment, a blood curdeling scream echoed through the parlor! Responding with heroic speed, and the high hopes of some action, the three dashed into the back room...and found Francine on top of the counter with a broom in hand, shivering in fear."
  "Caterpillar! Kill it! Kill it with fire!"

  : "Fat bottomed girl, they make the rockin' world go 'rouuuunnnd!"
  : "Get on yo bikes and RIDE!"

  "Dontcha wish yo girlfriend was HOT like me?"

  "First I was afraid, I was petrified...kept thinking how I could never live without you by my side..."
  : "But I spent so many nights thinking of how you did me wrong.
  : "I grew strong, and learned how to carry on!"
  : "And so you're back! From outer space! I just walked to find you sitting there with that sad look upon your face! Kya!"
  : "I should have changed my stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key!
  : "If I knew for just one second you'd be back to bother me!"
  : "Go on now go! Walk out the door~ Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore!"
  : "Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodybye? Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?"
(All) : "Oh no not I! I will survive! As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive! I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give! And I'll survive, I will survive!"
  : "I took all the strength I had not to fall apart!"
  : "Kept trying to mend the pieces of my broken heart..."
  : "And I spent all so many nights just feeling sorry for myself!"
  : "I used to cry..."
  : "But now I hold my head up high!!"
  : "And you see me! *giggle* Somebody new! I'm not that...Chained up little person still in love with you!"
  : "So you felt like droppin' in and just expect me to be free! Now I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me!"
(repeat chorus)

Should it? Supreme Catamoderators? If so, please move this?

... I think we should return to the original topic before we deter any further away...

Shhh...you're ruining it for me.

Since we have so much fun with these forum emotes, I thought it'd be fun if we tried to actually create an episode of SPC with them. We'll utilize the rules of the Three Word Game. Write out a max of three character lines and actions at one time, and it is carried on by the next person.

 = Narrator- Use to describe scene changes and narratorial descriptions.
 = Random Townsperson/momandson- Use them as you will.

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(Cue theme song)
Title: (To be decided once more posts are added)

 : "It is was a day of special significance in the city of Little Tokyo, as the people were celebrating the seventh consecutive week without a Giant Robot destroying public property or raking up a significant amount of collateral damage. And while the people themselves had all the reason to celebrate, it was leaving a cooold chillll up the spines of our heroes, the Samurai Pizza Cats!"

  : *leaning against the counter.* "...I'm so bored..." *He yawns as the camera pans out to show a relatively empty pizza parlor.*
  : *looking equally as bored leaning against the counter beside Speedy* "...Cold Chill my feline posterior. I'm all for peace and prosperity, but we're pretty useless without something big and mechanical tearing hell through the city."

  : "...On a dark desert highway...cool wind in my hair..."

  : "...So you're probably thinkin'...did she fire all ten rockets or only nine? Well...gotta ask yourself...'Do I feel lucky?'.....well, do ya, punk?"
 

  : "Soooo, Jerry...whatcha doin' this weekend?"
  : "Hatcha! Adios virginity!"

  : "Different day, same giant robots...I want to Limbo!"

  : "Tonight...I dance."
  : "Who's leg do I haveta hump to get a drink around here?!"
  : "The path to righteousness is paved with good intentions..."
  : *at the cannon-firing station* "Ladies and gentlemen, I...uh...shoot, what rhymes of Bolognese? Hold on."
  : "Don't worry boys, I'm on Zoloft now! Tee hee!"
  : "What's a Damsel gotta do to become a Damsel in Distress around here?!"
  : "Oh, Jerry, me and Badbird, we were at this club the other night...The hotties there were OFF-DA-HOOK!"
  : "Carla...I'm gay."
  : "Cheesey...I am your father."
  : "Oh, that thing? I didn't make it. I found it in my backyard. Pretty cool huh?"
  : "Hey, Big Cheese, you're right...it's nice and soft against my..."

You might be too much of an SPC/KNT nut when...

-You're currently in the market for a quality high-velocity cannon to replace your Mercury Grande Marquee.
-You utter "Teyandee" under your breath whenever something happens at work.
-You've referred to your manager as "Big Cheese" more than twice.
-You've concepted a SPC/KNT tabletop RPG...even though you're the only person in your immediate circle of friends who's ever actually heard of the Samurai Pizza Cats.
-You list "I can laugh like Bad Bird" as a job skill on your resume.
-The words "Fan" and "Fiction" enter your mind at any one point.
-You know each of the hidden "Pow" pictures by heart.
-You catch yourself oggling Polly's chest and make sweet love to a pause button whenever there's even a hint of cleavage.
-You once tried to make one of the Pizza Cats's recipes. (..never again...)
-Your overly emotional friend loses their temper, and you dive for cover to protect yourself from the imminent explosion and/or rockets.
-While part of the high school band, you'ver ever been tempted to wield a flute as a weapon.
-Unlike Mechadon, you use the word "Nuclear Potatoe" on purpose.

Awesome, awesome.

(well, let's put a little life in this thread...)

Speedy looked up from the register, and very thoughtfully looked at both the Water Gauge, and the menu over his head. He turned back to the rabbit, putting on his best salesman smile. "Yer in luck today, sir! For five bucks you can get a kiddy size Pizza with your choice of half a topping, and a complimentary sippy cup with your choice of water or ice water!"

A character from my story-in-progress

Name: Prince Crim (AKA, Lord Crimson)
Created by Doctor Scraps
Gender: Male
Species: Rabbit
Age: 26
Eye color: Red
Hair color: Dull brown (from his fathers side)
Size: Tall
Likes: War, and swordplay. Soft spot for pastries.
Dislikes: Foolishness, insubordination. Little Tokyo.

Background info: Prince Crim is the eldest son of the Emperor Fred and Empress Frieda(sp), and the appointed next in line to the royal throne. However, when Vi was merely two years old, Crim marched off to defend little Tokyo from invaders from the Shao Ti Tung of the Far Off. He vanished during the war and was supposed dead, the Heirship passing to Vi. Crim would reappear as a warlord, wearing the Cursed Armor of Zan, which possesses the wearer with the evil and malevolent spirit of the Overlord Zan Lyng. The Armor has twisted Crim to believe that his parents have betrayed him by passing HIS future throne to his spoiled sister. Now as Lord Crimson, he works his cunning master plan to take Little Tokyo for his own, with the aid of the enlisted Seymour Cheese and Jerry Atric (story based after the Comet Caper)
A wielder of Zan's forbidden Dark Magic, which utilizes the darkness of his soul for devastating attacks...If he drains his reserves, the Spirit of Zan is rendered "unconscious" for a time, leaving Crim vulnerable and weak.
Quote: "The story of your life is a poem of one word- Pathetic!"
Special moves:
Red Fang: Throws one of his twin red-steel katana as a boomerang.
Blade Dance: Lord Crimson, wielding both blades, launches himself at a foe wilst spinning in a deadly dance.
Rage of Spirits: Summons the spirits of Zan's fallen army, which form a massive ball of evil energy that attacks his foes. Drains from his Dark Magic reserves.
Angry Dragon Style: A style of Martial Arts that incorporates rage and fast footwork.
Shadow Punch: A fast sucker punch powered by dark spiritual energy. Drains from his Dark Magic reserves.

Finisher: Soul Crusher- Envelopes his foe is a bubble of evil spirits which closes in around them, which then lifts them into the air and slams them into the ground with crushing force. Greatly drains his Dark Magic reserves.
Finisher #2: Masamune Specter- Ancient art of war learned by the Edopolis Royal Family. Launches himself at his enemy as if about to engage in the Blade Dance, but upon reaching his foe, his body turns into a black mist that passes through his target, rematerializing behind them, which leaves them open to a potentially fatal strike. Not as taxing on his Dark Magic reserves as the Soul Crusher, and his favorite means of dispatching enemies.

I'm sure most people remember the Guestbook RPG's of old...Anime inspired text role playing games played over the simple format of a guest book on a simple slapped together site...
Those RPG's apparently hit the ground dead in 2003, as Forum Roleplaying became more popular.
However, on a lark, I've decided to start my own Samurai Pizza Cats Guestbook RPG, with myself as the ominous Narrator, NPC controller.
While I'm making the site, if anyone here is interested in playing, just lemme know which character you want to play ^_^. Fan Mades are welcome, in moderation, and as of now, all characters are open.

Oy oy oy oy...The brilliance...the form...
My muse...IT SPEAKS!

I demand you elaborate.

I however would like to stress that in no way should drugs of any sort be combined with the zany animated antics of the Samurai Pizza Cats. That leads to standing upon a building, waving your shirt around, declaring "I am a flagpole", to which you may, but this is just a guess, yell "Whoo".