Guido falls in love! Yes, I realise Guido falls in love almost as frequently as this board has disputed how stupid Speedy is, but this time Guido is truly head over heels. Her name is Ruby: a cute little redhead whose dirt poor, needs a good pair of glasses and likes to weld! Ruby also happens to be on the Big Cheese’s hit list, all because she accidentally saw him in his surprise costume for ‘The Sound of Music’ –
without his hair done. Big no no.
This is a Guido episode (that automatically makes it good

). It’s okay as far as SPC episodes go. I like that cool, suave, ladies man Guido is reduced to nerves and gibberish when he sets eyes on Ruby. Perhaps he had met the one? Too bad Ruby’s got an ugly boyfriend who sounds retarded.
Some fun facts: Ruby’s eyes start out brown and then later change to blue. The girl in the beginning of this ep (the one who throws water on Guido) is the same girl Speedy briefly falls in love with in ‘Destructo Robots at Popular Prices’.
Other highlights: Guido’s love trance, and Ruby mistaking Bad Bird for Guido.
Three out of five ***