~Little Tokyo High~ : The Potato Clowns

[DashStPierre]

Dash walked in and checked out the scene...

Dash: man...looks like a bad hockey fight took place in here...

He walked over and pulled the darts out of Speedy, then he walked over and looked at the one sprawled on the floor. On further examination, it turned out to be Polly. Dash turned to the others.

Dash: Im worried...based on what Fran said earlier, who KNOWS where Guido went and what destruction he could cause...and then of course there is Eyah who needs to be stopped anyway. Hey Fran, you think you Panzer and FG could get a bead on Guido and then get me to him?

[KyoZaber]

Francine: *Looks out the window.* Oh that part's easy. He's right out there on top of that building.*Points.*

Sure enough... Guido was outside on top of another building a few leaps away. In his hands he held tightly onto Eyah... who appeared not to be smiling her devilish smile any more.

Eyah: *Struggling* Someone! Anyone! Help! A defenseless clown girl needs help! I'm being oppressed! Help!

[DashStPierre]

Dash thought to himself, "you weren't so defenseless about an hour ago..." Then he turned to Fran, FG and Panzer. "You got any more of those darts Fran? Im gonna take Panzer and go after Guido before he hurts that girl...even as evil as she is..."

[Blackcat]

*From the sky, in a yellow balloon, the music started to play; it was a song about a dirty old man that lived up in a mountain

*It was Guru Lou rap!

*FG the fox girl was amazed, Guru Lou was drunk and singing rap, hanging from a yellow balloon!

Francine: Oh my god! He only has his underwear on! (covers her eyes)

*FG covers her eyes too!

FG: So... this is the part where someone does something, right? (FG Eyes are still covered)

*Jack Daniel Black the small black cat appears, still in a maid costume…

Jack: You! You may have turned my partner into a clown but you can´t…

*FG knocks him out with a crowbar, despite the fact she has her eyes covered…

FG: Sorry, we have enough hero characters for this part, thank you!

Dash( Are all the girls here crazy?)

PS: I know, I know, just go on...

[DashStPierre]

Dash rolled his eyes at FG and Jack, who was now lying on the ground. Then he went over to Francine and whispered,

Dash: Look, is there any way you can get me and Panzer to Guido? I think the cannon is too much based on where he is at and I dont want to risk hurting Eyah or Guido with my hyper mode. I know that she is pretty evil and is gonna be dealt with once this is over but we gotta get Guido back to normal before he hurts her like he did Speedy and Polly. Maybe FG can go back to the Pizza Cat and see about getting them back to normal along with Lou (after helping him sober up and get some proper clothes on of course)

[Blackcat]

Francine: Ok, but you get Lou down...

[DashStPierre]

(OOC: I ma looking forward to what KZ comes up with on his next appearance)

Dash: alright.

So he walked over to Mama-san and Junior.

Dash: Hey Junior, you got a slingshot?
Junior: well I do, but I don't use it much because Id get in trouble with my mom (that and the writers never put in a situaiton for me to use it)
Dash: Well...(to Mama-San) You mind if he shoot down that guy in the balloon? We need him to help out with some stuff.
Mama-San: GO ahead Junior...this is about as involved as we have gotten in a story in a while.


So Junior pulled out his slingshot and put a marble in it and lined up a shot at Guru Lou's balloon...

[DashStPierre]

(OOC: I guess Im gonna have to resolve this before anyone else is gonna post)

Junior fired the marble and it was a direct hit. Guru Lou slammed into the ground with a loud THUD.

Francine: Alright! (to Dash) You and Panzer follow Guido. here are a couple more darts to help him chill out, and Panzer, you still have htat magazine? (He nods) Excellent. Take that along too. I'll go with FG and get Lou sobered up so we can take care of Speedy and Polly

Dash transformed into his battle armor again and he and Panzer went after Guido.

[KyoZaber]

(Do`h! Brawl has been occupying my time. ... That and writers block. Mark my words, I'll break it tomorrow... The writers block I mean. Not Brawl. )

[KyoZaber]

And thus the chase was on.

Guido: *Looking straight into Eyah's eyes... His own eyes burned with fury...* You clowns think you're hot stuff don't ya? So hot that it's cool to scare an innocent bus-load of football players eh?

Eyah: *Nodding her head up and down.* Of course us clowns are that cool! When one plans to rule the world~

Guido: *Shakes her lightly.* I screamed like a girl in front of a group of hot cheerleaders that night! Your kind ruined the rest of my senior year! Well... Now I'm going to ruin you... *He pulls his arm back... his fist clenched tight...*

A dart grazed his wrist...

Guido: *Glanced over... watching Dash and Panzer advancing on him.* More of your clown friends!? *Looks back at Eyah.* Has your evil no boundaries!?!

Panzer: *Looks at Dash as they get closer to Guido.* Do we really look like clowns?

Before Dash had a moment to respond, Guido leaped off of the rooftop, and began running through the streets.

Dash: *Sighs* This is going to be a busy night...

The chase ensued through alleyways... around corners... and straight through angry mobs of clowns...
Dash and Panzer followed Guido through it all... Running faster... and faster... pushing themselves to the limit.

Guido kept running faster... and faster... And Eyah was having a fun time just being dragged along.
It seemed like this was going to go on forever...

Dash: Alright... I'm really getting tired of this! *Takes careful aim...*

Panzer: *Taking very deep breaths.* Ugg... Yeah... Look... he'll probably turn at that corner up ahead... lead him, and let him have it!

Guido: -=Almost there... once I'm in my old High School gym... We'll be on my turf!=-

Guido's feet dug into the ground... Dash's finger pulled on the trigger...
The dart flew through the air... It's target was right where it needed to be...
...
That is... until...

Guido: *Quickly taking the turn... Eyah swinging around in his arm...* Home~FrEEEH!?

As Eyah was being swung around... Guido took a step back... His arm swung around... however his hand did not hold onto Eyah... and she went sailing through the air... slamming head-first into an open dumpster.
The dart missed Guido by the hair under his nose... And ricochet into the dumpster...

Eyah: YEAOWCH!

Guido then disappeared on the other side of the corner...

Panzer:What the!?

Dash: No! Guido!!!

Both skid to a halt... to witness a master at work.
Guido's arm was propped up against a building... his leg was crossed behind his other... and he was gazing sweetly at a beautiful and ravishing young female raccoon...

Guido: Soo my sweet... Ya see since there are evil clowns taking over the town... You look like you could use a good boy friend like me to keep an eye on you and keep you safe~ So how about we talk more about it over dinner? Say... for you and I? At Ze~Miste~?

Raccoon: *Tenderly smiles, and bows.* Thank you for your kind offer... but I'm afraid that I must decline. I am already betrothed to a wonderful foreigner whom I will be going to meet tomorrow... Thank you for your kind words, and stay safe kind sir!

A blush was on her face as she moved inside, closed the door, and locked it tight.

Guido: ...*Sighs, turning around, walking towards Dash and Panzer.* They always have some kind of foreign guy... Man... When will a cat ever catch a break?!

He plucks the magazine from Panzer's hands... then walks over to the dumpster.

Guido: *Looks back at the guys.* Say... You two want to know the secret to defeating evil clowns? Watch this...

Guido looked down into the dumpster... reached in... and hauled up Eyah... who looked dazed... confused... and was slightly foaming at the mouth due to the tranquilizer...

Guido: *Clears his throat.* So... 3 ducks walk into a bar. One of them named George... the other named Greg... and the last one named Fred. The bar tender looks at all 3 of them and says... “Stop eating my shoe!” To which they all answer by dividing by 0.

He lets her fall back into the dumpster... and holds up his fingers... 1... 2....
On 3... she shoots up out of the dumpster... an angered look on her face.

Eyah: What kind of crappy joke was that!? That... That... That... That is the worst thing I've ever heard! It's not funny! It's... IT'S....

Leon: *Pipes up.* Anti-Funy?

Eyah: Yeah! ... *Gasps* Wait! I mean! ... *She begins shrieking.* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Guido: *Smerks, turns around, and begins walking back to the Emporium.* And with that... all her evil clown powers are gone... and with any luck, all the people in Little Tokyo are turning back to normal. My work here is done... and now... *Yawns* Time for bed! It's almost dawn!

Panzer & Dash: Almost Dawn!?!

Leon: Well... that night certainly went by quick.

Eyah: *Grumbling in the dumpster.* Hey! Are any of you boys going to help a power-deprived evil genius out of a dumpster or what!?

-- The End --

[KyoZaber]

:: Epilogue ::
(I don't have anything at the moment, but you gentlemen feel free to tie-up any loose ends from the story. I'd ask that we avoid putting Eyah in jail though... Just because I'm sure we can do better with what she gets for trying to take over the town with clowns.  )

[Mechadon]

Panzer walks over to the dumpster and reaches in for Eyah's hand. He pulls her half-way out. He looks at her face and smiles, "So, you we're in the Pizza Cat's store-room right? Did you manage to see what cheese they use?"

Eyah looked at him in puzzlement, "Cripes, man, you just had a feud with me and the clowns, and you're still thinking about the cheese!?"

Panzer: "Look, did you see the cheese or not!!?"

Eyah: "Hey Einstein! Get a clue! The cheese wasn't my top priority! So, no! I didn't see it!"

Panzer: "No? Well then..."

Panzer let go of Eyah's hand and let her fall back down into the dumpster, then slammed the lid on top.

He turned back to Dash. "I guess it's too late to have that talk at your place. We'll save that for another time though. I gotta go" He smiled and patted his hand on Dash's shoulder. He looked up and spotted Ginger Tower in the distance. That tower was on the same city block as his apartment, so headed down the road in that direction.

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Panzer rode the elevator up with guilt; he somehow managed to stay out longer than his mother, who was working late that night.

The elevator came to a stop at his floor, and he walked out down the hallway toward his front door. (aside Leon: Quoth the raven, nevermore! )

As Panzer fumbled to put his key in the lock, Leon spoke up. "Don't worry kid; your parents are very trusting of you. Besides, both of them have gotten into more trouble than this in University."

Panzer stepped into his apartment, and set his bag upon the floor. (aside Leon: "Don't forget to mention Lenore!" Mechadon: "Quiet, you! I'm writting this story!!! )

He moved over to the kitchen table and noticed a plate of cookies, and a glass of milk waiting for him along with a note from his mother. Panzer smiled and picked up the note.

"Hey Panzerkins! Glad your back from your nighttime adventures. Have some cookies. We'll talk in the morning."

Panzer: "What!?"

Leon: "Panzer, there's a message on the answering machine."

The blood drained out of Panzer's face. "Oh no!"

He moved toward the red flashing light in the darkened kitchen and pressed the "Replay" button.

"Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Howell, this is Guido Anchovy. I'm a regular employee at your local Pizza Cat restaurant. I'm calling in regard to your son and the sexual escapades he's been having in the back-room of our parlour..."

The End.

Mechadon: Good night everybody!!! 

[DashStPierre]

Dash powered down his battle armor and walked back to his house, beginning to show the effects of the chase through the city. "Man what a night...I just hope that Grams didn't find out that I...GRAMS!"

Dash's grandmother was stading on the front porch with the newspaper rolled up in her right hand.

"Dash, I love you and your sisters like you're my own children, but Im going to have to teach you a lesson about sneaking out. I'll try to be through in time for your flight to the United States though..."

With that she whacked him on the head a few times with the newspaper, grabbed his ear, dragged him inside, whacking him even more all the way...

Dash: Grams, Im sorry, but I was...OWW...I was trying to...OWW...oh man not the ear...OWW OWW OWW!!!!!

[Blackcat]

Seia woke up in a roof top, all dressed up like a clown, and FG was just in front of her, smiling…

FG: So, I think we need to talk…

Seia: Mmm, you saidwhathowabout?

FG: Ookeeey, I guess I will take you home and we can talk tomorrow…

*And so, while FG took Seia to her home, Jack Daniel Black woke up tied in the Emporium, wearing a maid costume…

Jack: AHHH!!!, what the heck I’m doing here?

Francine: You signed to work here for life, remember?

Jack: I didn’t do that!

Francine: Then I guess you want your parents to know why you are dressed up like a girl, I took pics you know…

Jack: Show my dad the pics if you want, I tend to do lots of weird stuff anyway…

Francine: Ok… (Unties Jack) I’m supposed to be one of the heroes after all…

Jack: Thanks, do you have a backdoor or something?

Francine:  (lies) No

Jack: Darn!

*The end

*The credits roll, we see Seia being forced to work out in a gym by FG, Jack working in a shop dressed in the maid costume and Kyo in the hospital for burning his eyes playing videogames. Francine is having a date with Bucky and Guido/Fran pairing fans cry.

PS: Hehehe, Ok, you got me, I’m a Guido fan, and a Fran fan, but I don’t see them together…