Samurai Pizza Cats: ~Dimentional mayhem~ Chapter 1

[Musashisuya]

Speedy dig into his pocket, and pulled out a bag-like wallet. He checked inside it and... Holy Fishstick, check out all that green. It's enough for SPeedy to buy to fancy dishes, one for him and one for Polly. "Well, Polly... Er..." Speedy blushed a little and rubbed his head again. He was very nervious. "How about we eat at  the 'Le Paris' resteraunt?" SPeedy asked. It was a cleaver choice, especially since it's not far from Polly and Speedy's current position.

Meanwhile above a tent, a group of ninja crows gazed down on Polly and Speedy. "Hey, check out the cat over there?" Whispered one of the bad-to-the-law rats with wings, pointing at Polly. "Since we're gonna need a distratcion, why not make it sweeter with having a damsel in distress?" Asked the same bird, only to be glared at by the others. "You're into tying up cute girls, aren't ya?" Asked one of them. "No way." Said the bird that was questioned. He pulled out a book that he took well care of. "It's in the book of 'good guys vs. bad guys', article 1 section 1 of the bad guys portion of the 'good guys vs bad guys' book: When you're out of ideas, or impatchient to defeating the hero, take the girl the hero likes prisoner, and threaten him to commit crimes for you. Best threat for not complying is to make it so the girl of the heros dreams never see freedom ever again." The bird said, closing the book. "And that's basically it. Ready to set up a trap." The bird said, looking at the birds who already got the rope, gag, and if needed, blindfold, read. "Heck yeah" the other crows whispered in unison. With that, the group of crows vanished into the shadows, waiting for the moment to kidnapped Polly.

[Romero Anchovy]

Jerry Attric was looking at the crowd of people enjoying themselves and thinking to himself, "It won't be long now before the floats should start passing by and just before ours those my crows should be in place to cause a distraction to get rid of these stand-by Pizza cats, and the Princess will be ours!" Jerry started to grin as he thought about the The Evil plan that was about to be set in motion.

Meanwhile Bat Cat was helping Meowzma carry all of his prises.

" I can't belive that these games are so easy!" Meowzma said as he handed the already over loaded Bat Cat another prises he just won, "I'm sure glad that I did decided to come!"

[sjonnoh]

: man I look like some kinda donkey, I haven't even got the chanse to do my second game here.
I've been able to do just one game and I had even cheated to get the highest record by flyng and throwing those balls in the holes with the most points.....
meowzma was walking threw like he didn't heared what Bat Cat said. Then suddently Meozma stopped and when bat cat placed all the prices on the ground, he noticed that meowzma stood in from of his fav game: whack the mole.
: Oh no! ones meowzma starts with that game, he won't end until the next midday when he will start to get hungry!
Meowzma started to have a big grin on his face. With the hammer he holds close to him, he started to throw a coin in the game and when the game said "start" he raised the hammer above him and was about to slam a mole until...
KABOoM!!
Meowzma was shocked, looking at the game that was destroyed by some grenade. Batcat Immidiatly looked around him to see what was happening. Suddently he heard a scream coming from the direction were the intrance was. : Come on meowzma! there is trouble, we've got to see whats happening!
Meowzma was still standing like a dead man, which Bat cat made decide to go on his own.
: I don't know how long he's planning on standing there but I've got to check out what happend!
While bat cat was running he saw Guido sitting on the ground with a few scratches which was caused by another grenade.
Bat cat rushed to guido to help him to get up.
What Happend here Guido? And were are speedy and polly??

[Musashisuya]

As the sound of explosions are heard, Speedy turned his back toward Polly, and looks at the raising smoke which gave Speedy the sense that Big Cheese has finally made his move... Yet again. "Aw man! Sorry Polly, but this dat is gonna have to be rescheduled! ...... Polly?" Speedy asked, turning to where Polly once stood, and instantly saw that the ninja crows who spied on them nabbed Polly. This is well pointed at the fact that Polly has been tied up, gagged, and was being carried off on an apparently very confy pillow, which was inside a cage.

"Hey Hey Tuna breath!!" The ninja holding the book yelled, getting Speedy's attention. "I DARE ya to try and catch us!" The Crow taunted, sticking his tounge out and pulling one of his eye lids down, before running off again. This, of course, infuriated Speedy.

Speedy chased after them with blind-fury, and the mighty power of love pushing him forward into attempting a daring rescue, for the sake of Polly. "GIMME BACK THE GIRL I-" Speedy yelled, being abruptly interrupted due to istantly falling into a pit trap that the crows quickly made.

"NOT AGAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNN...!!"

.................................................BAM!!!!!!*

The crows laughed with victory, and managed to make off with Polly. The ran, and ran, until they got to an abandoned warehouse, to which they quickly put the cage down, hesitantly took polly to a piller (after opening the cage, of course), and tied her to it, while keeping the pillow she was laying down on at the same time. What? They need something for her to on. Apparently, if you look at the Adendum of Article one section 1 of the 'Good guys vs. bad guys' book; it clearly states that 'in cases that your hostage is a damsel, she must be well taken care of, and MUST NOT be harmed, unless the hero fails to cooperate.'

*Yes, Speedy's "soft" landing was that painful.

[Romero Anchovy]

"No!" Meowzma yelled as he looked upon the destored game, "It's not, Fair...I had time...I finally had time...to beat my world record..." Meowzma although heartbroken at the loss of his favorite game, quickly composed himself and followed Bat Cat who had found Guido and was already asking him questions.

Guido looked a little dazed and stared at Bat Cat for a moment before his brain finnally started to process all of the questions that he was asking him.

"Huh...wh?" Guido stumbled out, "Yeah...I'm Fine (cough) I was about to kiss this girl when someone threw that grenade. It reminded of when we played spin the bottle and I had to kiss Lucille...Speedy and Polly? For all I know they could be making out in the back of an El Camino, or Polly got kidnapped and Speedy is pretending to be an ostrich and got his head stuck in the ground...again...Anyways we should probally go find them..."

Every one went to look for Speedy and Polly, but it didn't take long for them to find Speedy, who was still in the hole. Everyone looked at Meowzma.

"What?" Meowmzma asked, "It wasn't me this time, I swear!" 

[Musashisuya]

Speedy managed to climb back up out of the pit, which was fast. "Ninja crows... Kidnapped... Polly... Made this stupid..." And just like that, the Edge Speedy was holding onto broke and he went tumbling down again. "PIT TRAAAAAAAAAAaaaapp...!!!!!"



.................................................................... WHAM!!!

[sjonnoh]

: hold on Speedy, I'll fish ya outta there!
As bat cat flew low above speedy he grabbed speedys hand and took him out the pit. Slowly he landed on the ground, were he putted speedy on. When Bat cat also landen, he rubbed his head looking in the sky.
: So they took polly eh? I guess this might be the 1st time that we might get some trouble with the ninja crows..... now by thinking of it, who actually leads the crows, now BB is GB??

[DashStPierre]

Big Cheese was sitting with the royal family when he decided to excuse himself "need to get some water" he said. After he excused himself he took out a walkie talkie.

"Alright Jerry, I think one of the ninja crows figured out how to sound like that annoying Speedy Cerviche. I have the frequency for communicating with those fake Pizza Cats." Have him contact the leader and then my plan will shift into high gear!"

[Romero Anchovy]

Jerry rubbed the back of his head a with a worried look on his face...

"What is the high gear part again? Over." Jerry said, "And you forgot to say Over. Over."

Meanwhille Bat Cat, Meowzma, Speedy, and Guido where standing trying to figure out where they took Polly.

"Isn't It obvious?" Meowzma said, "It's the mole men. they hired the Ninja Crows to kindnap Polly to take her underground so that the Mole King could marry her!"

Guido shook his head, "And I thought I came up with some interesting theories ...We should start looking for her then...Speedy, did you see what dierection they took her?"

Back at the Pizza Parlor.

"Ha!" Francine said as she slammed down a card on the table, "Uno out!"

General Catton and Spritz had a worried look on there face.

"Alright..." Francine said, "Pay up!"

"But Francine," Pleaded Spritz, "Where broke..."

"Yeah, missy" General added, "You've been cleaning us out all night!"

(I know their not included in the story but i had to give them something to do...)

[DashStPierre]

Big CHeese heaved an exasperated sigh. "The part about those stupid Samurai Pizza Cats being sent to another dimension so I can take over the city..." he said, "Oh and Jerry turn up your walkie talkie all the way..." After Jerry obliged he shouted, "OVER!!!!!" There that better?

[Musashisuya]

OOC:
@ Romaro: Well, since you mentioned that *stamps the names of General, Spritz, and Francine onto Romaro* Now you play as those characters! You've only been using Guido so it's... Actually, I'm not gonna finish that sentence 'caus ethen I"ll end up sounding like a snob.

@Dash: HOLY SLAG HEAP!! That was an epic win! xD

As Speedy got up and brushed the dirt off his cloths, Speedy pointed in the direction Polly was carried off to. "They went that way with her." Speedy punched his fist right into his palm and boy was he FUROCIOUS*!! Angry looking face, anime mark on his head, you name. It was pure anger coming out of him. "And of course they realise... THIS! MEANS! WAR!"

*Ha see what I did there?

[sjonnoh]

*note: it's romero, not romaro XD

So what will we do?? chase them, or 1st make a plan?

[Romero Anchovy]

ooc: sorry did realize it was meh turn....and i don't mind being extra characters

after thinking for a while Meowzma proposed an idea, "Why not go looking for Polly first, we can come up with something on our way."
Meowzma looked at speedy and could swear that he was on fire, but this is a kids show so he didn't.

Meanwhile Jerry was just recovering from his deafness...

"Shess, i know he cured my bad back, but..." Jerry said to himself as he turned to a crow next to him, "Alright, Your on!"

(I leave what this Speedy crow says up to someone else...)

[Musashisuya]

"JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!" Came storming in a crow with exciting news. "I COME WITH EXCITING NEWS!!" I just said that... Anyway. "We captured the pink colored pizza cat! And boy she looks great in the offit she was in when we tied her up!!" The crow said with a tenacious grin on his face. "Bring her in boys!"

Just like that, the Crows dragged Polly in, tied up, gagged, everything you'd expect to see in Animations like Superman and Batman. They even got a blindfold on her.

At the same time Polly was brought in, one of the crows on break saw Polly being brough in, and he instantly choked on the green tea he was drinking. "HOLY CANARYS!! IT'S P-P-P-POLLY ESTER!!!" The shocked crow yelled, and he instantly pulled out a marker and piece of paper. "Can I get your Autograph!?" The crow was then tapped on the shoulder. He looked, and it wa sthe other crow on break, but he wasn't as shocked. "Um... She's our prisoner, and our enemy. We don't ask for their autographs. Besides, he arms are tied behind her back, she can't talk with that rag over her mouth, and she's been blindfolded..."

[sjonnoh]

the crow looked with a stupid head to polly and said: yeah I noticed that.........
say why did we took polly? isn't she dangerous?? we also could've taken francine, she can't attack us when she get's free for some reason.
other crow (crow nr2): that's because now there is at least 1 strong pizza cat less to fight with and you don't understand th REASON why we took HER.
crow nr1: well, why is that then? I didn't even knew there was going to happen something today!
crow nr2: that's probably because you always fall alseep after drinking some tea.... anyway the reason is because Speedy "probably" loves her and so he can't make to many risks, get it??

meanwhile Big Al notices that seymour was gone, while the desitval was attacked.

: I wonder were he went of this time.... I hope nothing terrible happend!
: man 1st day I'm guarding the loyal family and immidiatly....
: BB, can't you go find the cats what they are doing at the moment? We really need to know what's happening and they have to find out!
: finally something better to do... I'm on my way!

When BB flew into the sky, searching for the pizza cats, he saw them running to the entrence of the festival. He landed right in front of them and the 1st reacton... R(^@*#^R%*!
: gherg....why did you guys hit me that for.....
ofcourse it would've been the 1st reacton of the pizza cats that when they would see a crow, they would kick it.
as soon as they noticed it was BB they helped him immidiatly of the ground.

[Musashisuya]

"GAIN WAY!!!" Speddy yelled, dashing passed everyone and running poor Bad- er, Good Bird over. "THOSE STUPID CROWS GOT MY GIRL, POLLY!!" Speedy yelled as he dashed off into the horizon, which is just where the Pizza Parlor was.

OOC: Wow... Very short post... 

[Crow]

OOC: Wow... Very short post... 

And horrid spelling/grammar too!

~Darc

[DashStPierre]

Ok this isnt English class boys...

Big Cheese called over the walkie talkie to Jerry, "Alright, have you distracted those poser pizza cats yet? Over"

[sjonnoh]

: We've got the girl cheesy! we've got the girl!
: Which girl? I told you to distract them!?
: well, we've got polly esther, with her as prisoner we can do whatever we want!

[DashStPierre]

Big Cheese: Good point...Send a couple of the ninja crows back to the royal palace and have them pick up my mind control helmet that I never got to use before the show ended...We have a use for that SPeedy Cerviche after all...(wrings hands and smiles) over