~Little Tokyo High~ : The Flaming Emerald Dance

[KyoZaber]

It was a Sunday afternoon.
The place was Little Tokyo Palace.
The Parent Teachers Association General Assembly and Buffet were in session.
The topic, Little Tokyo High and the severe malfunction at the U.N.I.D.C.
The atmosphere...

PTA President : *His eyes are wide open, his hands grip a quarterly in front of him tightly, as if it’s going to try to escape.* What the heck are you doing to our children principal!?!

Slightly hostile... ‘ish...

Principal Tio : *Wipes the PTA President’s spittle off of his brou.* I’m doing what I said I would sir. I am providing them with an above average school where they can learn many things about life, get themselves an above standard education, and become upstanding members of society.

PTA President : That’s what you’re calling the destruction of a Mainframe, the flooding of school halls, and vandalism of musical instruments!?!

Principal Tio : *Holds back a sigh.* As I’ve explained to the council sir, the AUDI Mainframe accident is not a common occurrence at the school.

PTA President : *Cuts Tio off.* And I suppose insane food poisoning teachers, crazed dopple-ganger principals, swat teams, and unsolicited teacher vacations aren’t either!?

Principal Tio : Sir, with all due respect, none of those events have any commonality among them. While I do admit this current year has been odd, it’s hardly anything when compared to what this city has gone through in the past.

PTA Vice-President : *Holds her hand up to cut off the President.* Principal Tio, are you attempting to justify these disturbing events at your school, with the calamities that befall our city at the hands of Ninja Crows?

Principal Tio : With all due respect Ma’am, no I am not. I merely wanted to point out that chaos leads to chaos. Thus, in a city as chaotic as this, there is bound to be events that happen without reason elsewhere.

PTA President : Puh-LEEASE Principal! What kind of~

PTA Vice-President : *Interrupting.* Thank you Principal Tio, you may go now.

PTA President : *Flabbergasted.* WHAT?!?!

PTA Vice-President : *Faces the President, whispering.* Mr. President, we have more pressing issues to deal with at this time. ... And the buffet is closing in 20 minutes, so we need to be quick.

PTA President : *Grumbles.* ... All those in favor of excusing the principal?

*The entire council all responds with a resounding AYE!*

PTA President : ....

*** The next morning at Little Tokyo High... ***

*In the cafeteria, early in the morning before classes.*

Kyo : *Frowns at his breakfast tray...* Green eggs and ham again!? *He looks up at the server.* Ma’am, I don’t mean to be rude, but who keeps making this every morning!? We’ve had it for the past 2 weeks!

Breakfast/Lunch Lady : *Smerks* That’d be Sam. He’s the early morning chef. *Her smile, quickly melts into a frown.* Please, please, please... Don’t get him started on green eggs and ham.


[DashStPierre]

Dash, Romero and Panzer were at their usual table and they thankfully had parents who knew about the...interesting...breakfast served in the cafeteria so they made sure to send them in with food of their own.

Dash: Man, that was some crazy adventure. I was talking to Ashley last night and she was about to grab my other friends and take the first flight to Little Tokyo to get a piece of the action.
Romero: yeah...but at least it all worked out in the end.
Panzer nodded in agreement
Dash: Hey you guys wanna come over tonight after dinner and play some of that new Halo?
Romero: Oh yeah man! As long as we get our homework done during free period that sounds like a great idea!

[Mechadon]

Panzer:

Sounds like a plan. I could bring over my Xbox and a small TV/monitor, and we could system link. I could use some help getting ahead in Firefight.

And about that homework; I got a lot done in-class for history, if anyone needs help I can sit down with you for that.

[DashStPierre]

Hey Panzer, what was the reading for history class? I had to run and clean up and I missed it...

[Mechadon]

*Panzer leafs through his notes*

Panzer: "It was the the battle at the Plains of Abraham, Chapter 12. Ha!! I'll tell you, those cheese eaters never knew what hit 'em."

[Gabya]

*Gabriel, the new exchange student, comes over holding a tray with some of the highly questionable cafeteria breakfast*

"Hey, mind if i sit down with you guys?"

[Mechadon]

Panzer: "Yes, I do believe this is the exchange student table; you may sit."

[Gabya]

"Thanks, the names Gabriel, but people usually call me Gab. anyway, do you usually get stuff like this for breakfast? I mean, when food is green where i come from, its putrid!"

[Mechadon]

Panzer: It's Sam, our morning cook. He's got a theory that green coloured food helps young developing minds. Nobody's keeled over from his modifications, so nobody brings it up.

[DashStPierre]

Dash chimed in, "We told our folks about it and they thought something was up so they started sending us to school with our own breakfast and lunch...but like he said, nobody's died yet so I guess its ok. Oh btw my name is Dash St Pierre, this is Panzer and to my left is Romero Anchovy (just dont call him Guido's kid brother or any derivative thereof...it may be the last time you sit with us...)"

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero: Hey Gab...welcome to the cool side...*turns to panzer* Xbox? Seriously dude...PS3 all day long...Laides love men with PS3's...*starts fantasizing...* Hehehe....

[DashStPierre]

Dash quickly interjected. "Alright, save the debate for later...I have both so Im remaining neutral. So Gab, whatd you think of the crazy stuff that happened with the mainframe?

[Gabya]

Gab: mainframe? probably mice or something, I dont know. I haven't heard much about it, i only just arrived two days ago.*takes a bite of the ham* hmmm... crunchy... So Dash, who's this Guido guy you mentioned?

[DashStPierre]

He's one of these three really cool cats called the Samurai Pizza Cats...they run this really cool pizza parlor just across town and he is also Romero's older brother. Guido is a bit of a player, always trying to score a date with a girl. Its comical sometimes...Maybe instead of the usual lunch we can make a run over to the parlor and I can introduce you...

[Gabya]

Gab: I like Pizza, that'd be cool.

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero tapped Dash on the shoulder...

Romero: Uh...didn't principal Tio say something about going off campus for lunch? Especially to the Pizza Cat? Something about a rush delivery back to school and helping Ms. Anari with lab work for a month?

Romero looks at the green eggs and ham...

Romero: Yuck...I'd never eat that stuff...not even for a skyline...

[KyoZaber]

Eyah : *Has her tray, now following behind Kyo.* Class representative Kyo? May I come over to your place and play some Nintendo at your place again?

Kyo : *Looks back at her, slightly weird-ed out.* Again!? Since when have you been to my place!?! O_o

*** Later that morning in Home Room... ***

Eyah : *Scribbling down some notes... She stops for a moment, and begins twirling her pen in her fingers.* ... Should it be a bucket... or a broom... *She glances over at Dash... then over at Romero.* ... I'd better stick to duck tape. *Continues writing.*

*The entire class stands as Ms. Anari enters, with Sheena and Camma rushing in behind.*

Ms. Anari : Ok kids, time to get started. Take yer seats. *She pulls out a tablet and begins reading.* And now for the morning blah~ blah~ announcements...

Sheena : *Takes her seat, glaring back at Camma.* .... *Under her breath towards Camma.* Tomorrow Sheena leads the way to school!

Ms. Anari : Blah~ Blah~ Blah~ ... No more shoe tossing contests~ Blah~ Blah~ Blah~ Stop taping the bathroom doors shut~ Blah~ Blah~ Blah~

Camma : *Sits down, just blankly staring down at her desk.*

Eyah : *Twirling her pen again.* 3 feet... or 5?

Ms. Anari : *Her eyes move down to the bottom of the page.* Oh~ And you're all now enrolled in a cooking class taking place over the lunch hour... *Puts the tablet under her arm.* Mazel tov... *Begins walking out of the class room.* Now if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to go beat the principal up for not letting me teach that class. *Opens the door.* Don't burn down the room while I'm gone. *Leaves, closing the door.*

Kyo : *Wipes his brou.* Good... I don't think I could've taken another class of "Cooking with Anari."

Camma : *Still looks out of it.* ... Mazel tov...

(Mis-spelled Camma's name... Oye vaye I must've been out of it. ^^; )

[DashStPierre]

Romero tapped Dash on the shoulder...

Romero: Uh...didn't principal Tio say something about going off campus for lunch? Especially to the Pizza Cat? Something about a rush delivery back to school and helping Ms. Anari with lab work for a month?

Romero looks at the green eggs and ham...

Romero: Yuck...I'd never eat that stuff...not even for a skyline...

Dash smiled, "it's all good man...I have a favor to call in with him, and besides he knows I work there anyway. I put that on my application when I applied to work as an office helper before last year. Usually what I do is I stop by the office, talk to the secretary and let her know that Im headed there...she just says 'that's fine...just make sure youre back before next period." Then we're pretty much set. I have pretty much stayed out of trouble so I was able to get a few latitudes worked out...dont tell anybody though or I could be filing papers in Principal Tio's office for a while (and he wont let me transform in school if something weird happens).

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero: Hey...Dash, Panzer, Gab...is it me...or does Camma look...well like she's outta it...usually that's Sheena's job...


Romero walked over to Sheena to see what was up with her deciding to lay one some Anchovy charm...

Romero: *making a flower appear in his hand* How is a lovely flower like you doing on a morning like this?

[Gabya]

Gab: Camma? *looks around* The girl who seems to be looking at something like three metres under the floor? Its kind of creeping me out now that he mentions it.