Those Blasted Cats (Raz's superfluously unnecessary hypothetical question 1)

[vonhorz]

cheese could sell the rubble of the town and build new buildings after that...the people live for rent at his flats and he would be the mightiest man-----person in town

[Mr.NoName]

Point goes to this guy.

So... what do I do with it?

I dunno...eat it perhaps?

*Takes a bite*... Mmmm.. It needs more salt.

[Tigriss]

I'd play double agent and disguise myself as a good guy, concoct a devious super-secret master plan to mislead them, sabotage/disable their weapons and other equipment, then capture them all at the right moment. Since the Narrator can blab secrets like no one's business, I'd either bribe him to play along or find some way to trick him too, though that might be difficult. Of course, after I'd won, I'd probably get bored and switch sides, doing the same things to the bad guys that I did to our feline heroes. Then I'd get myself a pizza and wander off looking for something else to do.

Isn't it a good thing I'm not a villain?

[Blackcat]

First step: Become Prime minister of Little Tokyo

Second step: Make sure the Emperor does something so crazy they have to put him in an asylum

Third step: Without the emperor, the princess has no real power, so is a good chance to take power and fire the Pizza Cats

Fourth step: Since the princess would get back to power if she gets married, I would make her get killed

Filth step: Enjoy ruling Little Tokyo in a cruel dictatorship and declare myself the new Emperor

[Iván el Terrible]

First step: Become rime minister of Little Tokyo

Second step: Make sure the emperor does something so crazy they have to put him in an asylum

Third step: Without the emperor, the princess has no real power, so is a good chance to take power and fire the Pizza cats

Fourth step: Since the princess would get back to power if she gets married, I would make her get killed

Filth step: Enjoy ruling Little Tokyo in a cruel dictatorship and declare myself the new emperor

BRILLIANT!

[Pizzacat]

Id say all you'd need to do is:

(a) Steal their bells so that they cant call in the B Team for help.

(b) After that lure them deep underground to attack them, that way they run out of power faster from lack of sunlight, and also being deep underground there would be no way for the Catatonic to reach them.

Or just somehow mind control either Polly or Lucille cause face it Speedy, Guido or any of the other guys cant stand a chance against either as it is under normal or enraged circumstances =P

[Blackcat]

Id say all you'd need to do is:

(a) Steal their bells so that they cant call in the B Team for help.

(b) After that lure them deep underground to attack them, that way they run out of power faster from lack of sunlight, and also being deep underground there would be no way for the Catatonic to reach them.

Or just somehow mind control either Polly or Lucille cause face it Speedy, Guido or any of the other guys cant stand a chance against either as it is under normal or enraged circumstances =P

A) They can use a phone booth (1990 show without cellphones)

B) The Goney Birds can go underground as long as there enough space for them to fly, plus Speedy has extra power because of the Ginzu sword

C) Get Guru Lou to deal with the girls, he is a master when it comes to scare girls away, something he is not proud off, since he is a pervert.

[Mr.NoName]

plus Speedy has extra power because of the Ginzu sword

Since when? I don't remember that being mentioned in the show. Unless you're talking about physical strength, then that would make sense.

[UFAlien]

My first course of action would be to poison their pizza with a slow-acting toxin. Not only would it reduce their credibility, but they would soon be too weak to battle, as they eat their pizza for dinner every night... MWAHAHAHA

[KageReneko]

plus Speedy has extra power because of the Ginzu sword

Since when? I don't remember that being mentioned in the show. Unless you're talking about physical strength, then that would make sense.

Blackcat believes that Ginzu/Masamasa sword is the only magical weapon in the show (Making Pikapika and Kirakira just normal swords)... He believes that Speedy/Yattaro's power comes from his sword or something like that... A lot of years have passed since we had that discussion so I don't remember well...

[sjonnoh]

well....wasn't there an episode about cheese making badbird stealing that sword for that ability???

[Razgrizblaze1]

well....wasn't there an episode about cheese making badbird stealing that sword for that ability???

Yes, there was, and part of the plot was to copy its magical qualities and mass produce it for all the ninja crows and then sell the rest off as novelty items. Yay for cheap imitation products!

[Blackcat]

plus Speedy has extra power because of the Ginzu sword

Since when? I don't remember that being mentioned in the show. Unless you're talking about physical strength, then that would make sense.

When they battled the Rude Noise giant robot that looked a lot like Bad bird, Speedy was the only one left standing, and only fainted after releasing several Ginzu sword atacks, unlike the other two.

And yes, the Ginzu sword is the only real magical sword in the show, why else would they copy it?

[Razgrizblaze1]

plus Speedy has extra power because of the Ginzu sword

Since when? I don't remember that being mentioned in the show. Unless you're talking about physical strength, then that would make sense.

When they battled the Rude Noise giant robot that looked a lot like Bad bird, Speedy was the only one left standing, and only fainted after releasing several Ginzu sword atacks, unlike the other two.

And yes, the Ginzu sword is the only real magical sword in the show, why else would they copy it?

Possibly because it was the most powerful of the three. I mean, if you're going to copy a magical sword, you'll want every copy to be of the superior sword as making copies of the lesser swords just doesn't make sense if you can just as easily recreate the strongest sword.