Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say

[formallykat]

Nothing happening at work today, here's how I entertained myself! Feel free to add more (hope it's okay to post this here) ... 

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Speedy, isn't it time for the Ginzu sword sequence?

I'm over my Ginzu sword! Think I'll sell it on Ebay.

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Servant: (grovelling) Have mercy, your highness!

Cheer up! Here, have a hug. And a pay rise!

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I won't make another evil robot for as long as I LIVE! C'mon Jerry, let's leave this crazy town. Buy a farm, grow some corn ...

*faints*

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Guys, get off your butts! A robot's crushing the city!

*yawning* Who cares.

Why do we have to do everything?

Yeah. Aren't the Ninja Turtles looking for work?

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(The Rude Noise secretly raid the Big Cheese's wardrobe)

Does this dress make me look fat?

Not at all! How do you like this perfume I'm wearing?

Divine! AH!

(The Big Cheese catches them)

WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!

RUN!

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EARTH!

FIRE!

WIND!

WATER!

... other guy

All: GO PLANET!!!

Narrator: What the ... ?

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Guido, guess what? They're doing the calender shoot for Catnopolitan magazine down at the beach! There are girls in bikinis every where, LET'S GO!

Quiet! I'm trying to read 'War and Peace' ...

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Money's not important. What's important is love!

*grumbles* Love's stupid.

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Carla: Birdie, why are you leaving me?

I'm madly in love with Princess Vi and I want to be her man slave!

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I ... can't ... RHYME!

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Don't pay attention to me.

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You guys have been working too hard. Why not take the afternoon off and chat up Lucille?

(Speedy and Guido fall off their chairs)

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Emperor Fred: (talking to himself) O, horrible! Most horrible! If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not. Let not the royal bed of Denmark be a couch for luxury and damned incest!

*afraid* ... daddy? Are you speaking english?

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> Fred's last quote courtesy of 'Hamlet'

[Violet]

  "No, that's ok, you don't need to pay for it."

[Polly SPC]

  I'm going to retire my frying pan.

  I'll never drink again.

[Alistair Erie]

  I think I'm going to become a Priest(Catholic).
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  Shut Up Violet!

[KyoZaber]

  We use poo water to make our icky pizzas!

Note: Do we have a thread with all them cool icons's shortcuts somewhere? If we do... the point me to the nearest glasses shop... cause I must be blind. ^^;

Danke. ^_^

[BurkeWorld]

Just click on [more] to the right of the angry blue smiley!

: Why I would LOVE to work overtime today!

Burkey

[Supersonic]

We also have a few top secret smileys that only the admins know about.

[formallykat]

Hehe! 

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(Robot tears up Little Tokyo)

I am completely calm.

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It is time, Guido.

For what?

*excited* Let's take off our helmets!

*also excited* YEAH!

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I'm shaving my moustache.

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Tell me again how my nose looks like a banana!

*rollseyes* It's a banana.

A big one.

It's the biggest banana I've ever seen.

It has its own satellite.

*happiness attack* ILOVEITILOVEIT! Don't stop!

[cartoonking10749]

 : I hate these kimonoes. They're so not my style.

  Every girl I know are all toads, not princesses.

  I would like a toupee to replace my helmet.

  Having explosives in my hair is ridiculous.

  My daddy is a nutter, how did he became Emperor?

[KageReneko]

   Let's get some girls Jerry!!

  OK!! I'll pay the beers

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[Daisensei]

  I'll never drink again.

When I'm with an awful headache after having drunk during the past night,  I promise for myself to never drink again. However, as soon as my pain ceases,  I'll forget my promise. 

[BurkeWorld]

Hmm, something the cats would never say to each other, lets see..

: I love you, Guido.

: I love you, Speedy.

It's true, if you think about it.



Burkey

[formallykat]

Hmm, something the cats would never say to each other, lets see..

: I love you, Guido.

: I love you, Speedy.

It's true, if you think about it.

Now I have to do this ...

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Let's star in the Brokeback Mountain sequel!

I've always wanted to be a cowboy.

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Bad kat ... 

[BurkeWorld]

Ok.. Ok.. I think we have a winner for this thread..

Thank you, Kat, I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG while..

Wow.

Burkey

[formallykat]

Arigato I hope we haven't peeved the Guido/Speedy shippers. I for one am seriously hanging out for that sequel! 

[BurkeWorld]

And if we have? Who gives a rats tail.

I sure don't, simply because it's the truth.

If you want a sequel.. Film it yourself!

Burkey

[Puutarou]

Hmm, something the cats would never say to each other, lets see..

: I love you, Guido.

: I love you, Speedy.

It's true, if you think about it.

Hohoho. Sure it is, Burkey... sure it is.

[BurkeWorld]

But... I am sure it is.

O_O

Burkey

[Blackcat]

  Oh Big Cheese my love for you burns with the intensity of a thousand white-hot burning suns, please marry me or my heart will broke and I will never be able to love again.

darn, looks like i cant do it
 

[formallykat]

Oh Big Cheese my love for you burns with the intensity of a thousand white-hot burning suns, please marry me or my heart will broke and I will never be able to love again.

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*crying tears of joy* Yes, Speedy. A thousand times YES!

You had me at hello!

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It's all good 

If you want a sequel.. Film it yourself!

I will. The sock puppets have already been casted.