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Basically, if we could meet the characters of SPC, what would you tell them?

I would tell Lucille that it wouldn't matter if she read the phone book, her voice would still knock me to my knees (in a good way).

*Dresses up in full combat gear*

I would tell Polly to make me a pizza.

*Runs away*

Speedy: how's it hangin, shorty
Polly: your sexy
Guido: heard any new pick-up lines lately?
Seymour: here's a good way to expload, at the very end of the Opera bit of Bohemian Rhapsody, on the final "FOR ME", when it breaks into the head-banging section, you just expload, it creates a better effect
Bad Bird: you want some eye-brows?
Jerry: hey oldie, shouldnt you retire?
Lucille: CALM DOWN DEER
Francine: SCREW THE MONEY, I HAVE RULES

For desired effect, use this approach right after surviving a massive explosion meant for your hometown.

1) Punch out Speedy.

2) Stomp out Guido.

3) Launch Polly and Francine out of the cannon into the ocean.

4) Shake Bad Birds hand/talon.

5) ?????

6) Profit!

To Speedy: "Hey, can I wear your helmet? I'll clean it. Please...?  :'("

To Guido: "Can you get me hooked up with a chick? I'll buy you some eau d'toilette. You'll smell like a superstar!"

To Polly: only if I hit Speedy and Guido with a broom for slacking around, I would say, "I would like a calzone pizza, please." with a biiiig grin on my face  :D

To Francine: nothing. I'll just give her a tip and she'll drool like a broken tap.

To Lucille: walk up reeaaal close nose-to-nose and say, "Yo momma's so blind, she'll havta be this close to tell the time" and kiss her square on the lips. I'll get EPICLY NUKED!!

To Bad Bird: "Nice armour"

To Big Cheese: "Hey, you're not my sister?!!" after seeing through his disguise in downtown Little Tokyo

To Mama and Junior: "Nope, they're pigeons."

To an Extra: "So how can I be an extra on this set?  :huh:"

To the Rude Noise: "Play 'Louie Louie', NOW!!"

Nice plan, full of win.

Yep, it is. However, I hope ????? does not involve the Big Cheese.

To Bucky: Yo, have you ever used those antlers to... you know...  Has Francine ever jumped on your head so she could... like... um. Well actually, I guess not. How sharp are your antlers? Yah, those would hurt. She wouldn't want to do that. Would she?  :huh:

I'd ask Princess Vi how many different pairs of ears she has. According to the scene in "Princess Vi's Hippy Dipy Mom" where she's deciding what to wear, she has at least four: the usual pair she's wearing, and three others layed out on the floor.
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I'd yell "Hellooooooooooooooooooooo, Nurse!" at Princess Vi and hope she wouldn't think I was trying to make fun of her.

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EFG would be proud. :)

To Francine: Your blue eyes are mind blowing...the animators did a heck of a job.

Narrator: hey you was right!

- or something along those lines

:guido: Take off your helmet! And your shirt.

:speedy: Also take off your helmet. Leave the shirt ...

:P

I'd also probably ask all three Pizza Cats for their autographs.

I would probably babble like a moron until someone beat me up (preferably Bad Bird)... i know how unusual this would be for me...

I would probably  tell all the pizza cats (including  :francine:) "what's your breed?"

I'd tell Lucille she was a total babe, then try to dodge an attack from the magical Ginzu Sword.

Hey white cat dude, how muxh for that sword?

if I would meet:
speedy: can you lean me some moves?/ how did you met polly and guido?
polly: if you guys go on a journey, then can I come too?
guido: where did you get the umbrella?
francine: do you like (love) guido?
guru lou: can you invent something that works?
bad bird: what made you evil?
seymour: why do you like dressing like a woman?
jerry: what did you do when you were younger?
narrator: why can't we see your face?
ninja crow: how many are there??
bad max: how did you met the rest of the rude noice?
spritz: do you also a fighting style?
meowzma: go to the netherlands: orange is our coller :P
bat cat: how did you met the rest of the rescue team?
big al: if you exist, then were are the pizza cas?
lucille: if you lance youre missles, how do you feel at that moment?
Vi: what is your biggest wish?
vi's mother: why did you go on a journy alone?
fred: fured, fured, fured??
mom and son: where dad?

Are you fans of the Ninja Turtles or the Power Rangers?