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« on: September 27, 2008, 08:48:04 pm »

Basically, if we could meet the characters of SPC, what would you tell them?

I would tell Lucille that it wouldn't matter if she read the phone book, her voice would still knock me to my knees (in a good way).
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2008, 08:57:04 pm »

*Dresses up in full combat gear*

I would tell Polly to make me a pizza.

*Runs away*
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2008, 09:40:13 pm »

Speedy: how's it hangin, shorty
Polly: your sexy
Guido: heard any new pick-up lines lately?
Seymour: here's a good way to expload, at the very end of the Opera bit of Bohemian Rhapsody, on the final "FOR ME", when it breaks into the head-banging section, you just expload, it creates a better effect
Bad Bird: you want some eye-brows?
Jerry: hey oldie, shouldnt you retire?
Lucille: CALM DOWN DEER
Francine: SCREW THE MONEY, I HAVE RULES

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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2008, 09:44:08 pm »

*Dresses up in full combat gear*

I would tell Polly to make me a pizza.

*Runs away*

For desired effect, use this approach right after surviving a massive explosion meant for your hometown.
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« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2008, 12:28:48 am »

1) Punch out Speedy.

2) Stomp out Guido.

3) Launch Polly and Francine out of the cannon into the ocean.

4) Shake Bad Birds hand/talon.

5) ?????

6) Profit!
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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2008, 12:15:29 pm »

To Speedy: "Hey, can I wear your helmet? I'll clean it. Please...?  Cry"

To Guido: "Can you get me hooked up with a chick? I'll buy you some eau d'toilette. You'll smell like a superstar!"

To Polly: only if I hit Speedy and Guido with a broom for slacking around, I would say, "I would like a calzone pizza, please." with a biiiig grin on my face  Grin

To Francine: nothing. I'll just give her a tip and she'll drool like a broken tap.

To Lucille: walk up reeaaal close nose-to-nose and say, "Yo momma's so blind, she'll havta be this close to tell the time" and kiss her square on the lips. I'll get EPICLY NUKED!!

To Bad Bird: "Nice armour"

To Big Cheese: "Hey, you're not my sister?!!" after seeing through his disguise in downtown Little Tokyo

To Mama and Junior: "Nope, they're pigeons."

To an Extra: "So how can I be an extra on this set?  Huh?"

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« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2008, 02:42:55 pm »

1) Punch out Speedy.

2) Stomp out Guido.

3) Launch Polly and Francine out of the cannon into the ocean.

4) Shake Bad Birds hand/talon.

5) ?????

6) Profit!

Nice plan, full of win.
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« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2008, 03:12:45 pm »

1) Punch out Speedy.

2) Stomp out Guido.

3) Launch Polly and Francine out of the cannon into the ocean.

4) Shake Bad Birds hand/talon.

5) ?????

6) Profit!

Nice plan, full of win.

Yep, it is. However, I hope ????? does not involve the Big Cheese.
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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2008, 06:35:42 pm »

To Bucky: Yo, have you ever used those antlers to... you know...  Has Francine ever jumped on your head so she could... like... um. Well actually, I guess not. How sharp are your antlers? Yah, those would hurt. She wouldn't want to do that. Would she?  Huh?
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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2008, 06:53:01 pm »

I'd ask Princess Vi how many different pairs of ears she has. According to the scene in "Princess Vi's Hippy Dipy Mom" where she's deciding what to wear, she has at least four: the usual pair she's wearing, and three others layed out on the floor.
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2008, 07:00:20 pm »

I'd yell "Hellooooooooooooooooooooo, Nurse!" at Princess Vi and hope she wouldn't think I was trying to make fun of her.
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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2008, 12:37:43 am »

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Nice plan, full of win.



EFG would be proud. Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2008, 01:54:06 am »

To Francine: Your blue eyes are mind blowing...the animators did a heck of a job.
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2008, 01:01:03 pm »

Narrator: hey you was right!

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« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2008, 01:43:53 am »

Guido Anchovy Take off your helmet! And your shirt.

Speedy Cerviche Also take off your helmet. Leave the shirt ...

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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2008, 01:49:27 am »

I'd also probably ask all three Pizza Cats for their autographs.
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« Reply #16 on: October 13, 2008, 11:12:32 am »

I would probably babble like a moron until someone beat me up (preferably Bad Bird)... i know how unusual this would be for me...
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« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2008, 12:19:29 pm »

I would probably  tell all the pizza cats (including  Francine) "what's your breed?"
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« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2008, 02:30:21 am »

I'd tell Lucille she was a total babe, then try to dodge an attack from the magical Ginzu Sword.
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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2008, 06:09:04 pm »

Hey white cat dude, how muxh for that sword?
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