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Title: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on February 21, 2006, 04:11:23 am
Nothing happening at work today, here's how I entertained myself! Feel free to add more (hope it's okay to post this here) ...  :)

--

:polly: Speedy, isn't it time for the Ginzu sword sequence?

:speedy: I'm over my Ginzu sword! Think I'll sell it on Ebay.

--

Servant: (grovelling) Have mercy, your highness!

:violet: Cheer up! Here, have a hug. And a pay rise!

--

:bigcheese: I won't make another evil robot for as long as I LIVE! C'mon Jerry, let's leave this crazy town. Buy a farm, grow some corn ...

:jerry: *faints*

--

:francine: Guys, get off your butts! A robot's crushing the city!

:speedy: *yawning* Who cares.

:polly: Why do we have to do everything?

:guido: Yeah. Aren't the Ninja Turtles looking for work?

--

(The Rude Noise secretly raid the Big Cheese's wardrobe)

:badmax: Does this dress make me look fat?

:cannonball: Not at all! How do you like this perfume I'm wearing?

:mojorojo: Divine! AH!

(The Big Cheese catches them)

:bigcheese: WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!

:ronnie: RUN!

--

:meowsma: EARTH!

:catton: FIRE!

:batcat: WIND!

:spritz: WATER!

:meowsma: ... other guy

All: GO PLANET!!!

Narrator: What the ... ?

--

:speedy: Guido, guess what? They're doing the calender shoot for Catnopolitan magazine down at the beach! There are girls in bikinis every where, LET'S GO!

:guido: Quiet! I'm trying to read 'War and Peace' ...

--

:francine: Money's not important. What's important is love!

:polly: *grumbles* Love's stupid.

--

Carla: Birdie, why are you leaving me?

:badbird: I'm madly in love with Princess Vi and I want to be her man slave!

--

:francine: I ... can't ... RHYME!

--

:guido: Don't pay attention to me.

--

:polly: You guys have been working too hard. Why not take the afternoon off and chat up Lucille?

(Speedy and Guido fall off their chairs)

--

Emperor Fred: (talking to himself) O, horrible! Most horrible! If thou hast nature in thee, bear it not. Let not the royal bed of Denmark be a couch for luxury and damned incest!

:violet: *afraid* ... daddy? Are you speaking english?

--

> Fred's last quote courtesy of 'Hamlet' ;)


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Violet on February 22, 2006, 10:31:06 am
 :francine: "No, that's ok, you don't need to pay for it."


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Polly SPC on February 22, 2006, 10:20:57 pm
 :polly: I'm going to retire my frying pan.

 :gurulou: I'll never drink again.


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Alistair Erie on February 22, 2006, 10:43:00 pm
 :guido: I think I'm going to become a Priest(Catholic).
--

 :bigal: Shut Up Violet!




Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: KyoZaber on February 23, 2006, 03:52:17 am
 :spritz: We use poo water to make our icky pizzas!

Note: Do we have a thread with all them cool icons's shortcuts somewhere? If we do... the point me to the nearest glasses shop... cause I must be blind. ^^;

Danke. ^_^


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: BurkeWorld on February 23, 2006, 05:11:07 am
Just click on [more] to the right of the angry blue smiley!

:speedy: : Why I would LOVE to work overtime today!

Burkey


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Supersonic on February 23, 2006, 06:55:23 am
We also have a few top secret smileys that only the admins know about. :ssj:


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on February 23, 2006, 07:14:44 am
Hehe!  :D

--

(Robot tears up Little Tokyo)

:lucille: I am completely calm.

--

:speedy: It is time, Guido.

:guido: For what?

:speedy: *excited* Let's take off our helmets!

:guido: *also excited* YEAH!

--

:jerry: I'm shaving my moustache.

--

:bigcheese: Tell me again how my nose looks like a banana!

:badbird: *rollseyes* It's a banana.

:jerry: A big one.

:badbird: It's the biggest banana I've ever seen.

:jerry: It has its own satellite.

:bigcheese: *happiness attack* ILOVEITILOVEIT! Don't stop!



Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: cartoonking10749 on February 24, 2006, 12:19:49 pm
 :bigcheese:: I hate these kimonoes. They're so not my style.

 :guido: Every girl I know are all toads, not princesses.

 :jerry: I would like a toupee to replace my helmet.

 :lucille: Having explosives in my hair is ridiculous.

 :violet: My daddy is a nutter, how did he became Emperor?


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: KageReneko on February 24, 2006, 07:30:23 pm
 :bigcheese:  Let's get some girls Jerry!!

 :jerry: OK!! I'll pay the beers

------------------------------------------------------------------------


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Daisensei on February 26, 2006, 11:48:27 pm

 :gurulou: I'll never drink again.
When I'm with an awful headache after having drunk during the past night,  I promise for myself to never drink again. However, as soon as my pain ceases,  I'll forget my promise.  :P


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: BurkeWorld on February 27, 2006, 03:02:27 am
Hmm, something the cats would never say to each other, lets see..

:speedy: : I love you, Guido.

:guido: : I love you, Speedy.

It's true, if you think about it.

8)

Burkey


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on February 27, 2006, 03:36:59 am
Hmm, something the cats would never say to each other, lets see..

:speedy: : I love you, Guido.

:guido: : I love you, Speedy.

It's true, if you think about it.

Now I have to do this ...

--

:speedy: Let's star in the Brokeback Mountain sequel!

:guido: I've always wanted to be a cowboy.

--

Bad kat ...  ;]





Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: BurkeWorld on February 27, 2006, 03:44:10 am
Ok.. Ok.. I think we have a winner for this thread..

Thank you, Kat, I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG while..

Wow.

Burkey


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on February 27, 2006, 04:14:42 am
Arigato :) I hope we haven't peeved the Guido/Speedy shippers. I for one am seriously hanging out for that sequel!  :-*


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: BurkeWorld on February 27, 2006, 04:18:55 am
And if we have? Who gives a rats tail.

I sure don't, simply because it's the truth.

If you want a sequel.. Film it yourself!

Burkey


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Puutarou on February 27, 2006, 09:15:11 am
Hmm, something the cats would never say to each other, lets see..

:speedy: : I love you, Guido.

:guido: : I love you, Speedy.

It's true, if you think about it.

Hohoho. Sure it is, Burkey... sure it is. ;)


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: BurkeWorld on February 27, 2006, 02:45:34 pm
But... I am sure it is.

O_O

Burkey


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Blackcat on February 27, 2006, 10:59:37 pm
 :speedy: Oh Big Cheese my love for you burns with the intensity of a thousand white-hot burning suns, please marry me or my heart will broke and I will never be able to love again.

darn, looks like i cant do it
 :blackcat:


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on February 28, 2006, 08:41:16 am
:speedy: Oh Big Cheese my love for you burns with the intensity of a thousand white-hot burning suns, please marry me or my heart will broke and I will never be able to love again.

--

:bigcheese: *crying tears of joy* Yes, Speedy. A thousand times YES!

:speedy: You had me at hello!

--

It's all good  ;]

If you want a sequel.. Film it yourself!

I will. The sock puppets have already been casted.


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: BurkeWorld on February 28, 2006, 05:36:12 pm
Oh dear Lord.. What have I done!

Burkey


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on February 28, 2006, 07:45:28 pm
Oh dear Lord.. What have I done!

Lol.  :P Sock puppets are the new CGI.

--

:violet: I'm taking a vow of silence.

 :bigal: You're what?!

:violet: ...

--


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: BurkeWorld on March 01, 2006, 01:33:50 am
:sundance: : I'm not a straight shooter...

Burkey


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on March 07, 2006, 09:14:16 am
:lucille: (in serious harm) AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

:speedy: *indifferent* Lucille's in serious harm again.

:guido: *also indifferent* Yeah ... you catch Leno last night?

--

:polly: Why yes, I'd be happy to tell you how much I weigh. And my age!

--

:cosmo: Hey Speedy, Guido! Can I star in Brokeback Mountain 2 with you guys?

:speedy::guido: YEAH!

:polly: *left out* But ... !

--

I think I've milked the BM jokes for all they're worth. Promise to behave now ... *crossfingers*


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on March 21, 2006, 07:43:52 am
(A customer walks into the Parlour. The Pizza Cats greet him)

:francine: Hello sir! Are you sure you want to eat here? Our pizza's not very good.

:speedy: She's right. Our pizza's suck!

:guido: They taste like the stuff in my litter box! Not that I would know ...

:francine: And we failed to meet Health and Saftey requirements on several occassions!

:polly: Maybe you'd have better luck at the sushi place two blocks over?

--

:bigcheese: I'll never wear another wig! Or a Kimono!

:jerry: *gasp*

:badbird: He'll be naked!


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Valkyrie on March 21, 2006, 08:20:03 pm
 :speedy: I appreciate all that you have brought to the show Polly, I really mean it.

:polly: (cardboard cut-out)


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: SBaby on May 04, 2006, 03:21:38 pm
:francine:  Since the Big Cheese is gone for awhile, what should we do on Sundays?

:speedy:  Well, maybe we could go to E3.

:francine:  It's the middle of winter, moron.

:polly:  How about the mall?

:guido:  Nah, too obvious.

:badbird:  I've got it.  We can play D&D.

:guido:  Ok.  I haven't played that in awhile.

:bigal:  Cool.  I'll be a thief.

:speedy:  Thief?  You?

:bigal:  Yeah, what did you think I'd be?

:speedy:  Alright.  I'll be a Fighter.

:guido:  Guess I'll be a Cleric.

:polly:  Assassin.

:francine:  I'll be a Sorcerer.

:badbird:  Samurai.

:violet:  I'll be a Paragon Weapon Master/Wizard.

:speedy:  Um...

:violet:  <shoots the 'give me what I want or else' look>

:speedy:  Ok, ok.  Geez...

Narrator:  Guess I'll be the DM, again...


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on June 17, 2006, 08:28:59 am
*grumble* Bored ...

:francine: Uh oh, an earthquake!

:speedy: *happydance* YAY! It's a big one!

--

:guido: I'm not that attractive.

:polly: Neither am I ...

:bigcheese: Nor I. Especially when I dress like woman.

:badbird: No way, boss! You look hot when you dress like a girl.

:guido: I'll second that.

--

:polly: Somebody get me some nail clippers!

--

:gurulou: My inventions aren't that good. Actually, they're crap ...

--

:badbird: Your sword is bigger than my sword, Speedy.

:speedy: Nuh uh! Your sword is way bigger than my sword, Badbird.

:badbird: No, no! Your sword is bigger.

:speedy: Yours!

:badbird: Yours!

:speedy: YOURS!

:badbird: YOURS!!!

:polly: THEY'RE BOTH SMALL!!!

:speedy::badbird: *dejected*

--

::)


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Foxhack on June 19, 2006, 01:02:35 am
 :badmax: :mojorojo: :cannonball: :ronnie: : KENNY G ROCKS!


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on January 27, 2008, 01:08:18 pm
 :bigcheese: : Polly, i am your father
 :polly: : *points to Jerry* i thought he was my father!



Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Blackcat on January 29, 2008, 10:25:56 pm

 :badmax: :mojorojo: :cannonball: :ronnie: : THIS IS SPARTA!!!

 :O AHHH! WHERE THE HECK THEY GOT THIS CLIFF FROM?


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: KageReneko on January 30, 2008, 11:43:24 am
 :speedy: :guido: We don't want lunch time... We want work more!!!

 :polly: I said NO!!!!

-----------------------------------------

 :guido: C'mon guys; let's do our pose!!

 :speedy: :polly: Tadaaaaaaaa

------------------------------------------

Kid: (At home) Hey mom, can you help me with my school homework? I just can't stop doing it!!
Mom: (At home) Not now Junior, I'm looking for a job

------------------------------------------

 :bigal: Speedy, you must know that you have a twin brother!!

 :speedy: Really? Where is him??

 :bigal: Right here, c'mon son, show your face

 :speedy: My name is Yattarô and you have fooled the whole world saying that I'm a fanatic of the dental hygiene and spent the mnoney that I won with the sells of lunch boxes and desk sets for executives; I'LL PUNISH YOU!!! NEKO ME SLAAASH!!!

 :speedy: WTF!!??

 :bigal: Let's get calm guys, the both of you must meet your younger brothers...

 :speedy: :speedy: WHAAAAAAAAAT!!??

 :bigal: They are here!!

 :speedy: :speedy: Hi! We are Moffin and Puutarô!!

 :francine: That means that Guido and Polly also have twin siblings?

 :bigal: No, they were dressed people ...


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on January 30, 2008, 02:00:13 pm
LOL

i seen this on TV, on Mock the Week, things kids wouldnt say:

 :speedy: : my dad will beat-up your dad
 
 :guido: : no, my dad will beat up your dad

 :meowsma: : my dad will sh*g both your dads & they'll enjoy it

 :spritz: : i though i was your dad!!


it was funny to me



Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Mechadon on January 30, 2008, 03:13:19 pm
 :meowsma: : That's right, Polly! I touched your butt, and I don't care if I'm married.  8)


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on January 30, 2008, 03:18:36 pm
:meowsma: : That's right, Polly! I touched your butt, and I don't care if I'm married.  8)

ohhhh yeah, thank you....sig'able


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on January 30, 2008, 04:16:54 pm
damn, i got the Quote msg link, not the message link

 :'(


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on February 08, 2008, 01:57:08 pm
 :speedy:: gis a kiss
 :guido:: ok

 :polly:: *walks in* hiyah....er......WTF!


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Mechadon on February 08, 2008, 03:28:57 pm
 :speedy:: I hate garlic! >_<


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on February 10, 2008, 08:28:17 am
 :bigcheese: I want to be a man!

 :guido: I want to be a woman!

 :speedy: I want to be even SHORTER!

Hehe, nice to see this topic is still up and running  :-*


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: SolarState on February 10, 2008, 09:36:36 am
 :catton: :batcat: :spritz: :meowsma: We need rescuing, call the pizza cats!

:violet: Prisoner island is full.


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: SolarState on February 10, 2008, 04:33:23 pm
Does one equal least likely?


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Doctor Scraps on February 11, 2008, 12:53:13 pm
 :speedy: : "Tonight...I dance."
 :polly: : "Who's leg do I haveta hump to get a drink around here?!"
 :guido: : "The path to righteousness is paved with good intentions..."
 :francine: : *at the cannon-firing station* "Ladies and gentlemen, I...uh...shoot, what rhymes of Bolognese? Hold on."
 :lucille: : "Don't worry boys, I'm on Zoloft now! Tee hee!"
 :violet: : "What's a Damsel gotta do to become a Damsel in Distress around here?!"
 :bigcheese: : "Oh, Jerry, me and Badbird, we were at this club the other night...The hotties there were OFF-DA-HOOK!"
 :badbird: : "Carla...I'm gay."
 :jerry: : "Cheesey...I am your father."
 :gurulou: : "Oh, that thing? I didn't make it. I found it in my backyard. Pretty cool huh?"
 :bigal: : "Hey, Big Cheese, you're right...it's nice and soft against my..."


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: pollygirl on February 11, 2008, 08:47:30 pm
  :bigal: : "Hey, Big Cheese, you're right...it's nice and soft against my..."


HEL-LO!!  ;-)

I got a fevv..

 :guido:- I've decided to become a Priest.

 :bigcheese:- I'm going to become a missionary in Calcutta.

 :lucille:- Guido, Speedy, I've discovered I'm a lesbian and I'm secretly in love vvith Polly. Can you help me vvin her?

This is fun! :)


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Blackcat on February 11, 2008, 10:19:16 pm
 =] Im Living for combat, in search of the supreme opponent, and in pursuit of the title of 'The Most Powerful' !

 :violet: WAAA! DON´T SENT ME TO PRISIONER ISLAND!

 >:[ NO ONE BEATS POLLY IN VIDEOGAMES, SEND HER AWAY!




Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Helios on February 12, 2008, 08:05:01 am
:francine: Two weeks paid leave for everyone!
:speedy: ...Okay, this time it's gotta be rabies!
(Just watched 'Gender Bender Butterflies')


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Doctor Scraps on February 12, 2008, 01:09:25 pm
 :bigcheese: : "Different day, same giant robots...I want to Limbo!"


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Doctor Scraps on February 14, 2008, 03:19:54 am
 :-* : "Soooo, Jerry...whatcha doin' this weekend?"
 :jerry: : "Hatcha! Adios virginity!"


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Crow on February 14, 2008, 09:26:41 am
:-* : "Soooo, Jerry...whatcha doin' this weekend?"
 :jerry: : "Hatcha! Adios virginity!"

I lol'ed for some odd reason.

What is this strange sensation I feel.. Like.. something is actually FUNNY and.. good in this thread!

It's about d'amn time!

~Burkey


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on February 14, 2008, 09:33:50 am
Aw! You liked the Brokeback mountain one  :P


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on February 15, 2008, 05:52:09 pm
Narrator: HERES YOUR GUEST PIZZA CAT.....APU NASSAHELPTALAN!!! (simpsons)

Apu: thank you come again


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on February 15, 2008, 06:16:29 pm
yeah, thats the one, i cant remember how to speel it, so its from my RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Doctor Scraps on February 17, 2008, 01:11:17 pm
 :badmax: : "...On a dark desert highway...cool wind in my hair..."

 :lucille: : "...So you're probably thinkin'...did she fire all ten rockets or only nine? Well...gotta ask yourself...'Do I feel lucky?'.....well, do ya, punk?"
 :O ?:|



Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on February 17, 2008, 01:25:01 pm
here's my Queen related ones :D

 :speedy:: Its a Kind of Ginzu, Ginzu, GINZU

 :bigcheese:: I'm Death on Two Legs!

 :speedy: :guido:: Here we are, we're the princes of the universe

A Kind Of Magic - Queen - A Kind Of Magic - 1986

Death on Two Legs - Queen - A Night At The Opera - 1975

Princes of the Universe - Queen - A Kind Of Magic - 1986


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Doctor Scraps on February 17, 2008, 01:59:35 pm
 :speedy: : "Fat bottomed girl, they make the rockin' world go 'rouuuunnnd!"
 :guido: : "Get on yo bikes and RIDE!"

 :violet: "Dontcha wish yo girlfriend was HOT like me?"

 :bigcheese: "First I was afraid, I was petrified...kept thinking how I could never live without you by my side..."
 :jerry: : "But I spent so many nights thinking of how you did me wrong.
 :bigcheese: :jerry: : "I grew strong, and learned how to carry on!"
 :badbird: : "And so you're back! From outer space! I just walked to find you sitting there with that sad look upon your face! Kya!"
 :francine: : "I should have changed my stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key!
 :badbird: :francine: : "If I knew for just one second you'd be back to bother me!"
 :gurulou: : "Go on now go! Walk out the door~ Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore!"
 :bigal: : "Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodybye? Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?"
(All) : "Oh no not I! I will survive! As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive! I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give! And I'll survive, I will survive!"
 :speedy: : "I took all the strength I had not to fall apart!"
 :polly: : "Kept trying to mend the pieces of my broken heart..."
 :guido: : "And I spent all so many nights just feeling sorry for myself!"
 :spritz: : "I used to cry..."
 :catton: : "But now I hold my head up high!!"
 :violet: : "And you see me! *giggle* Somebody new! I'm not that...Chained up little person still in love with you!"
 :badmax: :mojorojo: :cannonball: :ronnie: : "So you felt like droppin' in and just expect me to be free! Now I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me!"
(repeat chorus)



Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on February 17, 2008, 02:16:33 pm
now ya really done it, you've made me do the Bohemian Rhapsody Opera Part :D

 :violet:: I see a little silhouetto of a man
 :bigal:: Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
 :bigcheese:: Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
 :guido:: Gallileo, Gallileo,
 :polly:: Gallileo, Gallileo,
 :speedy:: Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

 :badbird: But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
 :jerry: He's just a poor boy from a poor family
 :gurulou:: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
 :kaboom::Easy come easy go - will you let me go
 :ronnie: :cannonball: :mojorojo: :badmax:: Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
 :catton: :batcat: :spritz: :meowsma:: Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
 :sundance: :cosmo: :deedee: Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
 :bigcheese: :badbird: :jerry:: Will not let you go - let me go (never)
 :lucille: :gurulou: :bigal: :Never let you go - let me go
 :speedy: :polly: :guido::Never let me go - ooo
 :violet:: No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
 :kaboom:: Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
 :cosmo: :ronnie: :cannonball: :meowsma: :spritz: :gurulou: :jerry:: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
 :deedee: :mojorojo: :gurulou: :batcat: :badbird: :polly:: For me
 :sundance: :badmax: :violet: :catton: :bigcheese: :speedy: :lucille:: For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on February 18, 2008, 02:05:39 pm
 :catton:: The south will rise AGAIN


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on February 18, 2008, 02:24:56 pm
Quote thief.

haha, i stole it, but i came up with the idea Catton could use it

as i want to furfill my sig & what now :D


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on February 18, 2008, 02:37:26 pm
bad porno? you would know about that?? :D


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: TGLucario475 on February 18, 2008, 04:22:11 pm
Believe me, different porns have different qualities.  You can tell good from bad.

well thank you for that little piece of unwanted info, you can have a 1/4 of a polly point!


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Crow on February 19, 2008, 03:40:56 pm
One of the best bits in the history of comedy.

*Watches YouTube video of it.*

A+

~Burkey


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Mechadon on February 22, 2008, 11:19:40 am
 :badbird:: I can has RECON, PLZ?


1. Bad Bird would NEVER use "lulz" speak.

2. I'm certain Bad Bird is satisfied with the two armour systems he possesses.


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Mechadon on March 01, 2008, 09:52:20 am
I just had the most silly dream last night. I know exactly what Francine did to Bucky and why we never see him.

 :francine:: Bring out the gimp!

 :polly:: Gimp's sleeping.

 :D


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on May 23, 2008, 03:58:19 am
:francine: All the profits we make from this episode will be donated to charity!

:speedy: But ... what about our wages?

--

(Francine enters the emporium wearing a two-piece white, furry outfit)

:polly: (looking her up and down, muttering) ... tramp.

--

:lucille: F*** YOU ALL!

*Speedy and Guido faint*

--

:speedy: We're around eachother and this thing, it grabs hold of us again at the wrong place ... at the wrong time ... and we're dead!

:guido: I wish I knew how to quit you ...

:polly: What are you two cats doing in that tent?

:speedy: :guido: *innocent* Nothing!

--

(RIP Heath Ledger)


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Mechadon on May 23, 2008, 04:36:12 am

:speedy: We're around eachother and this thing, it grabs hold of us again at the wrong place ... at the wrong time ... and we're dead!

:guido: I wish I knew how to quit you ...

:polly: What are you two cats doing in that tent?

:speedy: :guido: *innocent* Nothing!

 :D


(RIP Heath Ledger)

I know.  :'( 

Can't wait for Batman.


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: formallykat on May 23, 2008, 04:45:27 am
Neither can I, it looks amazing!

--

:bigcheese: I'm catwoman, hear me ROAR!

:speedy: Pft! That's so 1992. We're talking about the new batman movies!

:polly: He's even worse then Halle Berry.

:bigcheese: HEY! I dieted all week to fit into this leather outfit, you think you could show a little appreciation! *throws his whip to the ground in disgust*

:deedee: *rolls her eyes* Amateur ...


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Mechadon on May 23, 2008, 02:08:16 pm
:bigcheese:: I have a wide stance.



Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Gabya on June 29, 2008, 07:59:03 am
 :bigal: What Happen ?
 :catton: Somebody Set up Us The Bomb.
 :francine: We get Signal.
 :bigal: What !
 :francine: Main Screen Turn On.
 :bigal: Its You !!
(http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/Smileys/default/badbird_icon.gif)  How Are You Gentlemen!!
(http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/Smileys/default/bigcheese.gif) All Your Base Are BelongTo Us.
(http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/Smileys/default/badbird_icon.gif) You Are On The Way To Destruction.
 :bigal: What You Say?
 :jerry: You Have No Chance To Survive Make Your Time.
 :jerry: :badbird: :bigcheese: HA HA HA HA ...
 :francine: Captain !!
 :bigal: Take Off Every 'Zig' !!
 :francine: You Know What You Doing.
 :bigal: Move 'Zig'.
 :speedy: :polly: :guido: For Great Justice.


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Mechadon on June 29, 2008, 08:36:35 am
 :guido:: How do I get out of this chicken-sh*t outfit?  =]

---

 :bigal:: Listen up cats, I want this to go smooth and by the numbers.

 :francine:: Alright sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill. Assholes and elbows! ...Guido, come here. Come here.  >:(


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Alistair Erie on June 30, 2008, 01:39:47 am
:bigal: What Happen ?
 :catton: Somebody Set up Us The Bomb.
 :francine: We get Signal.
 :bigal: What !
 :francine: Main Screen Turn On.
 :bigal: Its You !!
(http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/Smileys/default/badbird_icon.gif)  How Are You Gentlemen!!
(http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/Smileys/default/bigcheese.gif) All Your Base Are BelongTo Us.
(http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/Smileys/default/badbird_icon.gif) You Are On The Way To Destruction.
 :bigal: What You Say?
 :jerry: You Have No Chance To Survive Make Your Time.
 :jerry: :badbird: :bigcheese: HA HA HA HA ...
 :francine: Captain !!
 :bigal: Take Off Every 'Zig' !!
 :francine: You Know What You Doing.
 :bigal: Move 'Zig'.
 :speedy: :polly: :guido: For Great Justice.
I think that would actually be something they'd be fairly likely to say.
Especially the last part.
Especially especially if it were KNT.


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Gabya on June 30, 2008, 10:40:52 am
:bigal: What Happen ?
 :catton: Somebody Set up Us The Bomb.
 :francine: We get Signal.
 :bigal: What !
 :francine: Main Screen Turn On.
 :bigal: Its You !!
(http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/Smileys/default/badbird_icon.gif)  How Are You Gentlemen!!
(http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/Smileys/default/bigcheese.gif) All Your Base Are BelongTo Us.
(http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/Smileys/default/badbird_icon.gif) You Are On The Way To Destruction.
 :bigal: What You Say?
 :jerry: You Have No Chance To Survive Make Your Time.
 :jerry: :badbird: :bigcheese: HA HA HA HA ...
 :francine: Captain !!
 :bigal: Take Off Every 'Zig' !!
 :francine: You Know What You Doing.
 :bigal: Move 'Zig'.
 :speedy: :polly: :guido: For Great Justice.
I think that would actually be something they'd be fairly likely to say.
Especially the last part.
Especially especially if it were KNT.

well... ok, i just couldnt find a "funny thigs a character might say" thread  :P

 :bigcheese: i think i need anger management classes


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: blind2d on July 22, 2008, 12:52:51 am
Francine and Guido having any kind of private conversation... what's up with that?


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Yakko Cerviche on August 30, 2008, 12:39:18 am
Princess Vi: I think I'll give my credit cards to those underprivileged 3rd world orphans.


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Mechadon on April 30, 2009, 09:12:40 am
Sounds like I'm missing quite a bit of fun on the Nihonbare Forum.


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Helios on April 30, 2009, 11:19:59 am
Nice adaption of one of the best episodes of Seinfeld, Harm.


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Mechadon on May 03, 2009, 08:06:57 am
By adaptation, surely you mean copy/paste.  :P


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Daniel P. on March 06, 2010, 01:21:57 pm
 :speedy: jikai poketto monsutaa (Insert pokemon episode title here) Getto da ze
   1.

 :polly: did We Do it? (looks at  :speedy:)
  2.

this part is in the GNB/Ga Canon but
Doctor: Im sorry ms. cerviche but Daniel And Aiko are twins
Both: We Look Nothing alike
 :speedy: :polly: : Deal With It


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Crow on March 06, 2010, 05:34:49 pm
I don't get it.

~Darc


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Someone who does Something on February 11, 2011, 10:24:49 pm
Supersonic: Secret Simelys :ssj:

I found them just by quoting (is that even a word?)
:ssj:


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Someone who does Something on February 11, 2011, 10:29:50 pm
Spritz: I love water!


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Mr.NoName on February 11, 2011, 10:35:36 pm
Spritz: I love water!

Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Someone who does Something on February 11, 2011, 10:37:18 pm
Oh' then:
 :spritz: : i secertly dislike water...


Title: Re: Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say
Post by: Blackcat on February 12, 2011, 08:17:00 pm
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