Late Night inspiration struck, so here you go, folks.

So, since there may be some young'ns in the group, use Coke or Dr. Pepper (or Pepsi if you are so incline). But if you CAN drink the good stuff, have fun. Follow the criteria below, and tally up (or have a friend tally if you're using the good stuff) how many shots, and how many glasses/cans.
Have fun.
Take a Shot when...
-Big Cheese blows up
-Lucille loses her temper
-Polly hits Speedy or Guido
-Someone cracks a cross dressing joke
-Princess Vi mentions Prisoner Island/Extra's Island
-The Giant Robot explodes
-Speedy or Guido say something mushy to Lucille
-Polly gets mad
-Francine gets mad
=Take two shots if Polly and Francine get mad at the same time=
-Speedy does his Ginzu Sword Attack
-Bad Bird cackles
-Francine says "Kapowey!"
-The Mom and Son show up
-Someone makes an Outdated Celebrity joke
-You see Big Cheese in a dress
-Someone makes a remark concerning said dress
-Emperor Fred says "Shoo bop"
=Take two if he says "Ramalamadingdong"=
Chug a full can/mug when...
-The Pizza Cats lose a fight
-One of the Rescue Team gets called
-Francine mentions the White Line during blast off (which you all know is for loading and unloading only)
-The Pizza Cats are shot in the wrong direction
-Emperor Fred says anything other than "Furrrrr-eddd!"
-Princess Vi orders someone's beheading
-Bad Bird get's all emotional
-Guido tries to get some (not as common as you would think)
-You see Polly without her helmet
-Guido hits on Polly
-Speedy's Voice Actor runs out of Helium (IE, during "The Pizza Cats Are Only Human part 1")

-You see an image in an explosion
-Polly does her Cat Scratch attack
-You see Jerry without his helmet
-Jerry calls Big Cheese "Big Goo"
-You see the red bird from the intro during the episode (intro doesn't count)