I have MST3K to blame (sort of) for one of my habits: talking to the television when something I don't like comes on. For instance, if a car commercial comes on and tells the viewer about paying 0% interest, I say: "Well, you're right about one thing: I have zero-percent interest" (that was bad, sorry).
Lol! Good one. I've started doing the same. I was watching TV with the family. A commercial for a local auto-show came on. The announcer said, "and there will be something special for NASCAR fans!" and I blurt out, "Wow! They're giving out welfare checks!"