Cheese.

[BurkeWorld]

I like cheese.

Not really.

Burkey

[Andy]

I like cheese, too.

Andy (The cheese lover)

[Alistair Erie]

It is said in the law, men shall not eat cheese alone, but on any goodly food. 

[robinoz]

The power of cheese

Shall man eat blandly that which might water the mouth?
Shall he wonder at the sandwich and ask
What dost thou miss?

Should man seek beyond plain dairy?
Should all calcium come in a tall glass
Full of the whitest drink?

Man desires color,
The color of cheese

by robinoz

[AsterCrow]

*steals all Burkey's Pizza, since he doesn't like cheese*

Mmm... that'll go great with the chocolate frappe I stole back, too. ^_~*

[SteC]

Mmmmmm... Cathedral City cheddar...

[Takila]

Dairy Ode
   
 
  Our muse it doth refuse to sing
Of cheese made early in the spring,
When cows give milk from spring fodder
You cannot make a good cheddar.

The quality is often vile
Of cheese that is made in April,
Therefore we think for that reason
You should make later in the season.

Cheese making you should delay
Until about the first of May.
Then cows do feed on grassy field
And rich milk they abundant yield.

Ontario cannot compete
With the Northwest in raising wheat,
For cheaper there they it can grow
So price in future may be low.

Though this a hardship it may seem,
Rejoice that you have got the cream,
In this land of milk and honey,
Where dairy farmers do make money.

Utensils must be clean and sweet,
So cheese with first class can compete,
And daily polish up milk pans,
Take pains with vats and with milk cans.

And it is important matter
To allow no stagnant water,
But water from pure well or stream
The cow must drink to give pure cream.

Canadian breeds 'tis best to pair
With breeds from the shire of Ayr,
They thrive on our Canadian feed
And are for milking splendid breed.

Though 'gainst spring cheese some do mutter,
Yet spring milk also makes bad butter,
Then there doth arise the query
How to utilize it in the dairy.

The milk it floats in great spring flood
Though it is not so rich and good,
Let us be thankful for this stream
Of milk and also curds and cream.

All dairymen their highest aims
Should be to make the vale of Thames,
Where milk doth so abundant flow,
Dairyland of Ontario.

James McIntyre
 
 
Some mild blue cheese for me.

[Daisensei]

This promises to be the most relevant thread of EE since the deceased Longest Thread. 

[D-Mac]

*steals all Burkey's Pizza, since he doesn't like cheese*

Mmm... that'll go great with the chocolate frappe I stole back, too. ^_~*

Do Ninja Crows like cheese? I mean... it's already common knowledge that Pizza Cats never eat pizza. o.o

Also relevant to this thread, I share a class with a young man named James Cheeseman, but I think it's just a poor attempt to cover up his secret idenity of "CHEESE MAN".

[SteC]

Right, let's name all the people who have a cheese-related thing in their names.

For starters, there is Monterey Jack from the awesome Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers. Sure, you remember him!

[BurkeWorld]

LoooL, this thread has turned more hilarious than I thought it would.

I did it merely on a whim to see exactly how random we can get. This board is FULL of random people, and I love it! 

Burkey

[NPC]

Pajama Sam: I like cheese.

Talking Boat: Hey, who doesn't?

[Blackcat]

I think Cheese and Jam go well together…

[Mechadon]

CHEEEEESE BOAT!!!!!!!!!

It's just something my old friends would yell. Like a war cry.

I have a friend who does mods for the Command and Conquer community. A long time ago he found an unused sprite in Red Alert 2 that was a supposed to be a speed boat. It looked like a piece of cheese. Hense, Cheese Boat.

[Alistair Erie]

I think Cheese and Jam go well together…

The Burkey Sandwich (It is his thread after all)
Peanut Butter
Jam
Cheese (Any kind will do)
A slice of bread on each side
Delicious! 

[Valkyrie]

This promises to be the most relevant thread of EE since the deceased Longest Thread. 

...*snif*... 

[AsterCrow]

Do Ninja Crows like cheese? I mean... it's already common knowledge that Pizza Cats never eat pizza. o.o

Didn't Bad Bird say he liked birdseed pizza in one episode?

Mmm... birdseed pizza....

[BurkeWorld]

Cheeeeese!

Oh how I love thee.

Burkey

[SteC]

I think Cheese and Jam go well together…

...and buttered toast. 

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Or maybe apples.

[Takila]

Fun fact: If you put a slice of cheese and a slice of squash in your microwave, you'll find an Argentinian postage stamp in there afterwards.

EDIT: At least, thets what happened in MY microwave.