Teh Never-ending, SPC story thread

[TGLucario475]

*while DM was eatin Dash, TGL & the dragon where playin Mario Kart DS*

TGL: hah, i'm faster...now thats done with, lets continue that battle shall we? .. MEGA ZORD ACTIVATE!

*as the MEGA ZORD was seen coming, it was being chased by a Giant version of Dr. Neo Cortex...*

[DashStPierre]

*Then the Dungeon master came back and ATE dash!

DM :Those Mary Sues, they give so much trouble...

meanwhile, The red dragon is an unbeatable as he was in the dungeon&dragons cartoon...

"Ok I don't take kindly to that..." Dash said after the DM swallowed him. As the DM stood there feeling proud of himself, he started to glow...an dthe glow got brighter, and brighter until...


BOOM!

And he blew into a million pieces as Dash then appeared surrounded by a bright light...


(What the heck are you tryin to pull BC)

[TGLucario475]

heh, no worries, as i'm just started proper RPin on a BIG RPin forums, this was just like small practise etc etc, but good fun, all i can say is, ya done it very well!!

the Crash Bandicoot mega zord, was bein chased after by, Dr Neo Cortex, so TGL jumped aboard the Mega Zord, & attacked the dragon, with a giant piece of wumpa fruit

TGL:Have some of this, bacon breath!

[Blackcat]

*The Dungeon master revives!

Dm: Since I’m only a representation of the "Game" moderator I cant really be killed, now, the only way to exit this world is defeating the red dragon. And the red dragon is unbeatable because he is the cartoon one and he was never defeated there. So it would take one that’s able to do the impossible(And is hated by the readers) to do it, congratulations Mr or Mrs Dash, you fill all the requirements!.

[DashStPierre]

(My first stab at role playing, so bear with me.)

The bright light faded, and darkness engulfed heck once more. A short old man with a lamp soon approached Dash, and reached into his faded turquoise robes.  He pulled out a piece of paper and, in a dull flat tone, began reading:

"Congratulations Sir or Madam for your completion of the dungeon/temple/mine/giant fish stomach that you conquered.  I am a representitive of a Circle of Arch-magi/ Grove of Druids/His Royal Majesty of the nearby kingdom/Warrior Tribe of Barbarians/the Free world and would like to thank you on their behalf.  Please, Dash (which is known to me only by means of plot convenience), accept the enclosed Ancient artifact of those of whom I represent which is needed to save the world from the impeding meteor/ Evil King of Darkness/ Dark God brought unto the world/latest 4kids Anime blunder.  Also enclosed is meager amount of cash which does little or nothing for your financial state, and Quest XP©, for when grinding just grinds you up."

Further producing a pen from his robes, he continues:
"Now I'll need your- wait, did you just kill the DM?!  Don't you know that dungeons, and the people inside, cease to be when DMs are killed?!?"

The man turns his back, and calls out to Dash, "If we're to survive this, we'll need to work together as quickly as we possibly can".

OOC:  If I'm taking this the wrong way, someone (Dash particularly) tell me before I embarrass myself  .

(I actually already had Dash out of the dungeon with my last post so yes)

[DashStPierre]

OOC: ok do you guys really dislike my character? I mean if you do I can make some changes so that Dash isn't such a Mary Jane.


Dash: (grabs dungeon master by throat) Look bub, Im a fairly nice guy, but if you don't get me out of here and back to little tokyo Im gonna lay some serious waste up in here and whether or not I can blow you up will be the LEAST of your worries.

[TGLucario475]

as TGL walks away after defeating the red dragon, & trips over a ring, which was a trap door, to where Dash was & opens up the door

TGL: Hey, anyone in here?

[DashStPierre]

Dash let go of the DM's throat and he fell to the ground gasping for air. Dash went over to the trap door where TGL was standing and said, "Thank goodness...I can only take so much darkness before my energy starts to wane" With that TGL tossed a rope down to him and he climbed out of the dungeon and they both warped back to little tokyo where all the action was

[Blackcat]

*Little Tokyo the place where all the action was, unfortunately, this was the Samurai pizza cats show, meaning Dash and TGL didn’t even exist there. So they wandered like ghosts watching the Samurai pizza cats defeat the giant robot, until the credits rolled and they ended in another show...

Agumon: Taichi? Is that you?

*Yes they where in the first season of Digimon, but things where a bit messed up, for example Dash has goggles and TGL was dressed with a dress!.

[TGLucario475]

OOC:black cat PLZ, ya ruining the flow!!!, what kindof next warping was this?

TGL: joor, the writers have done well here
*presses down on the watch, which warps everything to N.Sanity Island, home of Crash Bandicoot
TGL: damn, wrong place

[Blackcat]

OOC:black cat PLZ, ya ruining the flow!!!, what kindof next warping was this?

TGL: joor, the writers have done well here
*presses down on the watch, which warps everything to N.Sanity Island, home of Crash Bandicoot
TGL: darn, wrong place

OOC:I just wanted Agumon to believe Dash was Taichi (From Digimon) and make everyone think TGL was Mimi, sorry, must be the fever again.

Dr. Neo Cortex: You damn bandicot, this time I will destroy you, and the world will be mine!

[TGLucario475]

OOC: no probs cos i didnt kno what ya was tryin to do,  ah well xD

TGL: O RLY?
Dr. Neo Cortex: Ya Rly!
TGL: geez, i hope the wristwatch works propley <_<
*just as TGL was going to activate the wristwatch, a T.A.R.D.I.S (Time And Relavant Dimensions In Space) appears*
The Doctor: who needs a lift back to Little Tokyo?

[Blackcat]

OOC: no probs cos i didnt kno what ya was tryin to do,  ah well xD

TGL: O RLY?
Dr. Neo Cortex: Ya Rly!
TGL: geez, i hope the wristwatch works propley <_<
*just as TGL was going to activate the wristwatch, a T.A.R.D.I.S (Time And Relavant Dimensions In Space) appears*
The Doctor: who needs a lift back to Little Tokyo?

Jack Daniel black, the small black cat, appears with a burn out bulb in his hand, and a purple superhero costume.

Jack: In darkness bulb or lightless bat/ 1 2 3 Go thunder thunder you know who!/Erm... brave and bold lot/With pizza and pepperoni for all!. I’m a part of the burned out bulb corporation and I’m going to stop you all from messing with the universe and reality!.

*The doctor points out to the screen

Doctor: Reality?, this a Tv show!

Jack: Look at what you have done!, Now I will have to add “Breaking the fouth wall” to the list…lets see B r e k no, is B r e a k…

*While Jack is busy writing, everyone uses the Doctor to go back to Little Tokyo, so the DM is the one arrested instead.

DM: But I am the dungeon master!

Jack: Yeah, everyone says that…

End?

PS :Sorry, I’m in the anti-zone...

[TGLucario475]

OOC: NP, i didnt even understand a word of that xD, but i kno where ya goin with it xD

TGL: yay, finally TGL has come BACK to little Tokyo (The Rock Style), looks just the same really

[Blackcat]

OOC: It was supposed to be a parody of the green lanterns, aka Hall Jordan, aka the guy with the green power ring, and all that. You really don’t get anything, do you?.

*Yes, everyone is back to the RIGHT Little Tokyo…

Usa-kun: You damn cats, take this!

*The samurai bunny Usa-kun fired his bazooka to the samurai pizza cats, but they dogged!

Guido: You will need something better than that to beat the power of love!

Polly: Hey that was MY line!

Speedy: Guys, has anyone seen my Ginzu sword?

Usa-kun: YOU MEAN THIS ONE?

Speedy/Polly/Guido: Uh oh, we are in trouble…

PS: Yeah, is Usagui Kaboon, the one we used in the I-fic, let say is a “Samurai bunny that likes to use explosives and big guns”, did you get that?.

[DashStPierre]

Dash meanwhile has returned home because he had drained his power and he needed to recharge so he was laying on the couch in the family room which has a significantly large sunspot on it

"Man, I hope the others are alright. I hate that I can't be there to help them because I am so drained after those misadventures with that crazy DM"

[TGLucario475]

*walks past the battle with the SPC & usa-kun*
TGL: hey Speedy, catch
*TGL throw's a guitar, as seen in Guitar hero*
Speedy: thx TGL

[Blackcat]

Usa-kun me gets Samba do amigo

Usakun. You cant beat my maracas!

[TGLucario475]

TGL: hmmm, so ya want a musical fight?

*TGL gets out his portable, piano, as used by the great Freddie Mercury & starts to play Bohemian Rhapsody*

TGL: you want a music fight?, you get a music fight!

Speedy: #Polly, just killed a man, put her flute to her mouth, played a deadly tune...#

OOC: the insane, just got even more insane, ENTER THE TWINSANITY!

[Blackcat]

-OH yeah? Two can play the game!- said Usa-kun opened a portal to the 80s and got Jem and the holograms!.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jem_(TV_series)