Samurai Hoedown!

[Mechadon]

Those of you familiar with Whose Line is it Anyway? shouldn't have trouble with this idea. I'm starting an SPC Hoedown. Yes, that's right! You have to sing!
I want you folks to record yourselves singing one stanza for this Hoedown. The theme of course is Samurai Pizza Cats.
As the original Hoedowns proved, you don't need to have singing talent to make it work. Just do your best. I'm hoping I can get each stanza put together to make a full song.

Too lead by example, I've already done two stanzas myself. The first was just for practice and you'll find it to be familiar. The second is my own original lyrics.

It would be great if someone here who's good with music could recreate the piano theme from the Hoedown to put in the background.

To start things off, Here's my first stanza.

[Mechadon]

Here's my own stanza. I thought it up in the shower this morning. 
If we're following the traditions of Whose Line, then this would be the last stanza.

[Takila]

I like the idea of combining song and SPC, but I don't know the theme to the hoedown.

I'll come up with something.