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RULES FOR SPOILED PRINCESSES
1. You're a princess, and other people have to be whatever you say
2. You are entitled to temper tantrums for no good reason
3. You are obligated to make illogical demands of any innocent bystanders (even peach ice cream w/chocolate sauce) during said tantrums
4. If someone or something bothers you, you must send it to Prisoner Island (people, objects, comets, etc.)
5. You have the right to threaten defenseless villains and/or peasants with a naginata
6. You have the right to kidnap evil-looking birds and force them to marry you
7. Sugar is bad for you...
8. ...But exile immediately anyone who dares mess with your munchies
9. You may be the single cutest character in the show as long as it does not impede your ability to follow the other rules
10. You need a loyal companion to avoid being an 18-year-old burnout
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