Weird conspiracy theories

[ItsGotSugar]

What's the strangest one you've heard? I read one that was so crazy, I had to save it for future reference. It was a response to an Alternet article about the dangers of Christian nationalism. (http://www.alternet.org/story/36640)

"GWB SETTING CHRISTIANS UP AS SCAPEGOATS

Posted by: resistance6 on May 30, 2006 4:53 AM
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The notion that religion is taking over government is pure nonsense. It's the opposite.

Or that religion is taking over the society. That notion is also opposite to reality.

Instead, we have religion losing any and all effect on society. We have homosexuals prancing down Main Streat, USA, in codppieces, cavorting in public at Disneyland. We have government intruding itself into the churches, buying them off in George Bush's "faith based initiatives."

George Bush is no Christian, born again or otherwise. Rather, he is a Luciferian Illumininist working for the New World Order. The goal of the New World Order is to destroy Christianity and replace it with the worship of Antichrist.

Along the way, the diabolical plan is to TAKE OVER religion, to bribe and corrupt it, pay Christians money to leave their Bibles and the gospel home, and to become, in effect, government social workers and agents.

As John Lennon said, Imagine a world with no countries, no possessions, no religion, with everybody living for today.

The so-called Relgious Right has tried to jockey for power within the political system. It has been a complete failure. The religous left will instead create a system of institutionalized child sacrifice, orgiastic rituals, elimination of marriage and enforced vegetarianism, and death to all Christians and Jews. Big Brother will never be so pervasive as when the haters of God succeed in erecting their Brave New World.

Since 1973 a 1.5 million babies have been slaughtered each year in America. This is something that was thrust on America by the Supremes. Sure, it looks like the day may be coming (but I'd be shocked if it does) that the Supreme Court may reverse Roe v. Wade. This is known in the game of chess as "sacrificing a pawn" in order to capture the queen and checkmate the king. The purpose of bringing such an event to pass is to fan the flames of hatred against Christians.

George Bush has one job to accomplish. He was hand-picked by the Luciferian Illuminists to bring in the New World Order, destroy America, and to stir up hatred against Christians and Christianity. The goal is to reduce world population to a mere 500 million. See the Georgia Guidestones.

All Christians will be purged in the formation of the NWO utopia. We will be blamed for the mayhem and destruction wrought by George Bush in the name of Christianity. The Bible calls this the Great Tribulation.

Even the peaceful Amish, who have retreated completely from society, don't even vote, never write a letter to the editor or even read the newspapers, who just mind their own business and raise their families -- even they will be sent to the camps our so-called Christian president has building and equipping, for sorting and annihilation.

These days can be equated to the days before the Nazi takeover in Germany. GWB's administration and military is made up of homosexual sadists. Kay Griggs says nobody gets promoted nowadays in the military unless they are willing to participate in homosexual Nazi orgies. The occultic Black Military in their underground cities practices Nazi mind control techniques involving torture and use of children, diabolical breeding experiments.

Jesus said his kingdom was not of this world. The ruler of this world is Satan and his minions. Jesus came to save us from our sins, to provide the way that we might be forgiven and delivered from sin, to find our way to, and remain upon, the narrow path that leads to life everlasting.

For as the Jesus says: What does it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his own soul?"

I dare you to give me something crazier than that. 

[NPC]

...E-enforced vegetarianism?

New World Order?

Bush is the mastermind behind it all?

Awesome stuff. 

[Some1Else]

The Patriots.

[Mechadon]

Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you!

[ItsGotSugar]

Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you!

You can't fool me! You stole that from Ghostbusters. 

[Mechadon]

Gozer the Traveller, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants, they chose a new form for him, that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you!

You can't fool me! You stole that from Ghostbusters. 

I guess "Gozer" was the dead give away.

Back On topic: Did you know that some people actually believe that the Moon landing was faked?

What a silly thing to believe. Let us laugh at them. Ha!

[Andy]

I think that's just made up to scare people.