An old favorite... Quotes~

[D-Mac]

Also... if someone can correctly quote the 'hero covered in lightning' piece... I'd be very grateful.

You know, bad guys aren't exactly the brightest people in the world.
You'd think they'd remember from the last time they got waxed.
But no, they're gonna follow the script...
And dive right at a hero covered in lightning!

Oh man, I just love Destructo Robots. That episode doesn't get nearly the praise it deserves.
Here's another of my fave Narrator quotes from that ep:

The wheels of justice grind slow, but exceedingly fine.
That has nothing to do with the story, but it sounded good, so I said it.

[StevenM]

You know, bad guys aren't exactly the brightest people in the world.
You'd think they'd remember from the last time they got waxed.
But no, they're gonna follow the script...
And dive right at a hero covered in lightning!

Huzzah! Thank you very much!

[smoore]

They must of been prophets back then...

Francine - A mysterious force is making people dance wildly and is threatening to destroy our entire way of life..

Guido- Must be rap music

 

[Doctor Scraps]

Big Cheese during one of his tyrades (I think it's during "Kind of a Drag")

"*sob*...And my mother doesn't love me, and I'll never get this fan to open!!"

[Truro]

One quote that I found amusing was in 'The Cheese who stole Christmas'-

Narrator: The Big Cheese is about to get creamed!
*As the cats are flying towards him*

Gets me everytime, for some reason 

[Black Dragon]

Guido: "Well, now I've seen everything, as if the wanton destruction of the Brazilian rainforests weren't enough for you, you're the most environmentally irresponsible person I've ever met!"

That one certainly surprised me when I first saw SPC.

[D-Mac]

One of my new favourites, as I recently learned the meaning behind it.

Okay, I'm here! Get out of the way!
Yes, Bwana.

[Kits'Okami (fr. Dragonfox)]

Polly - 'Does this outift make me look HOT?!'
Francine - 'Yeah, it's super sexy alright... Tramp.'

- No Talent Guido

Come to think of it, SPC has loads of jokes that would never make it pass the 'Freakin' FCC' these days.

[pollygirl]

Some of my ovvn:

"VVant a knuckle sandvvhich?"
"If you feed everyone else, too."
- Bad Bird, Lucielle "Underground, Undervvater, Undercooked."

"If ya don't have anything nice to say, SHUT UP!!"
-Bad Bird- "No Talent Guido" (I've taken to saying this one a lot!)

"Sometimes you take the cake!"
- Polly to Guido "Let The Celler Bevvare."

"Hey guys, I don't vvanna sound insensative, but vve got a shovv to finish, can vve move this scene along?"
"AVV, PUT A SOCK IN IT!!"
-Narrator, Pizza Cats "All You Need Is Love"

"Hey, I take it back! No, I apologize! Honest I do, honest I do, honest I do!!!"
- Bad Bird "Underground, Undervvater, Undercooked"

"Oh, I'm a Pizza Cat and I'm OK,
Make dough at night and bake by day!"
-Speedy "Cheese VVho Stole Christmas"

[Helios]

A couple of my favourites:

"Aw, what's the matter pussycat?"
"Bad Bird said I acted like I was from New York!"
"I want you to apologize!"
 - A Wet and Wild Weekend!

"Well Guru Lou was a crashing disappointment. What'll we do now?"
"We have to figure out a way to persuade him to help us out otherwise we're doomed!"
"I'll show you how to persuade him! I'll punch his lights out!!"

"That narrator is a blithering idiot!"
"I know! That's what you get at our pay-scale!"
 - The Pizza Cats Are Only Human (Pt 2)

"Yeah, it's a scream Gouda-breath, an absolute scream. And when we're done with you, you'll be screaming too!"
 - Those Transformin' Felines

Narrator: "At last, the moment of feline truth! The magical and mysterious Ginzu Sword comes to life in a blaze of glory! In the hand of a true Samurai Pizza Cat it is invincible...also real shiny!"
 - Quake, Rattle and Roll

[Mechadon]

  : Go away you bimbos; I'm working this side of the street!

I watched Kung Fu Kitty Contest today. I can't believe a line like that made it past the censors.

This is why I love SPC.

[Kits'Okami (fr. Dragonfox)]

I downloaded 'Gender Bender Butterflies' last night and I was in hysterics! I could not believe how saucily sexist those jokes and puns were, and was very surprised that they could get away with most of them!

My fav. quotes;

 : No, it's degrading for a criminal mastermind to see his boss wearing eye liner!

and

 : Not only did you gender bend the whole town and took away my masculinity, but you called my girlfriend a BABE! Now you'll pay!

[Mechadon]

  : Oh I see, a communist! You good for nothing...

So many good lines from this episode. I use some of them with Halo.

When someone's got the SPNKR, I say: "It's the babe with the nuclear hair-doo!"

Or when someone's tossing grenades, I put on me best bad bird voice and say: "Hey, who's throw'n stuff!?"

[pollygirl]

Polly(upon seeing the resort):  Gosh, I'm amazed.
Guido(upon seeing the grils):  Gosh, I'm aroused.

~The Terror of Prisoner Island

I still can't believe they got avvay vvith saying this in a kid's shovv!! 

Anyvvay, here are a fevv more:

 - To get your tantrum over vvith this early in the episode...I'm relieved, actually.

 - By tomorrovv I'll have them eating out of my hand....by the vvay, vvhere is my hand?
-No Talent Guido

 - VVhat kind of an idiot do you take me for?

 - I don't knovv, vvhat kinds are there?

- SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!
- The Cheese VVho Stole Christmas

 - They call me Speedy Cerviche. I love that name!
- Drumming Up Trouble VVith A Big Bad Beat.

 - This is no time for jokes, Speedy!
- Hey, if vve don't make this shovv funny, vve're in big trouble!
- Funny? (giggles)
-Underground, Undervvater, Undercooked

[Blackcat]

Bad Max:  Second string, first string, g-string...it makes no difference to me.  Let's whack 'em, boys.

~No Talent Guido

Narrator:  Meanwhile, as our high-flying hero's race to the scene, the mechanical dragon's orgy of destruction continues.

~Stop Dragon My Cat Around

And then people asks why I never download the Spanish episodes... SPC is a lot funnier than Los Gatos Samurai^^

[KageReneko]

I love this one from Empero¿s Fred has a Hard Time... Anyway I don't know the english script so I'll try to do an accurate translation of what the Narrator says in spanish:

Narrator: Flying over the Pacific finally Guido and Polly have gotten with their advanced equipment what Bad Bird did with just his eyes in the half of time... Find Speedy in the island...

I also love all the comments about Charlton Henston in that episode...

[pollygirl]

Some more for ya:
 - Love my foot!

 - Why would I love your foot?

 - have you ever seen anything so ugly in your life?

 - Ever look in a mirror? (Guido's SUCH a bastard!)

- Stop Dragon My Cat Around

 - I'm as nasty as a shark and I have the nicest legs of any villan on TV!

- If You Know Sushi Like I Know Sushi.

 - Are we about done with the fashion show now?

- Those Transforming Felines

 - I knopw ya didn't do much, but take a bow anyway, guys!

-Polly's Magical Flute

 - Sometimes you take the cake!
 - Let The Celler Beware

[Helios]

Heard a couple more good ones when I had a marathon viewing recently:

  "See the world" they said! "Excitement and Adventure" they said! All the Rescue Team ever does is clean up!
  "Batcat, the Pizza Cats are in trouble at the Palace!"
  "Like I was saying: I love this job!"
 - Drummin' Up Trouble With A Big Bad Beat

  "Looks like those wussys need help again!"
 - Big Cheese's Filmy Substance

  "Hello, Pizza Cats. Uh, hello? Oh, Big Al, I recognised your heavy breathing!"
 - Polly's Magical Flute

[pollygirl]

A fevv more:

  Ha,ha...I just love to be punished! HA, HA, HA, HA!!!
- VVet and VVild VVeekend

  You forgot to say 'Grace'

  Sticks and stones may break your bones but big rocks vvill do even more damage!

  OK, take it!!!! (slams pizza so hard counter breaks) Heh, heh, I guess that pizza vvasn't as light as I thought.

-Big Cheese Shovvs His Filmy Substance

  Sigourney VVeaver, move over. Little Polly's here!

-Candid Kitties

[Mechadon]

Sigourney VVeaver, move over. Little Polly's here!

-Candid Kitties

*gasp*

There's a quote involving Sigourney Weaver? And I was unaware of it!!?

  I'm not worthy enough to call myself an Aliens fan.