Favourite Video Game Quotes

[Helios]

Okay guys and girls, what are some of your favourite lines from the games you've played?

I'll start us off with a bit of a list:

Perfect Dark:
Elvis "I have a headache. And with a head this big, that's no joke!"

Knights Of The Old Republic:
HK47  "Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."
"Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself."

Halo series:
Sgt. Johnson "Don't make me take off my belt!"
"Do you want to finish the fight, or not?"
"There's no time for that, dumbass!"
"Lay it on them Marines! You aren't paying for the rounds!"
"Oh that hurts Chief. That hurts real bad." (if you take a good weapon from him)
"Ha ha, Chief. Very funny....Uh oh." (If you die in front of him)

Grunts "ME! ME! THAT WAS ME! I GOT HIM! ME! " (upon killing you)
"You know what? Screw you, screw the covenant, I'm going home!"

Brutes "I do not like meat in green can! Curse you! Curse you, bad tin man!"
"Who gave the Demon a hammer!?"
"It's Hammertime!"

Marines "Thar Ye Be!"
"Ow, my face! My beautiful face!"
"We totally owned those noobs!"
"Let's put some meat on the barbie!"(Aussie Marine)
"Hey Arbiter - tell me about your Elite women back home"
"You make my mother-in-law look pretty!"
"I need a nurse! No! No! A FEMALE nurse!"

[SteC]

I ask myself this quite often, but:

"Is that a woman?"

Also from Metal Gear Solid, when Solid Snake 'investigates' a female-looking soldier who we know as Meryl. 

[Kits'Okami (fr. Dragonfox)]

Ha! You can just kiss my butt! - Biyomon, Digimon World: Data Squad

I laughed hard.

[Blackcat]

Crash Twinsanity

Doctor Neo Cortex: You... have to help me, Crash. You heard them! They want to destroy our island home, humiliate and enslave you, and steal my brain! How I envy the simple life of the tribesfolk. Living in harmony with Mother Nature, the noble boar, the humble bumblebee... (Cortex is swarmed by bumblebees. He runs away screaming.)

[TGLucario475]

Crash Twinsanity

Doctor Neo Cortex: You... have to help me, Crash. You heard them! They want to destroy our island home, humiliate and enslave you, and steal my brain! How I envy the simple life of the tribesfolk. Living in harmony with Mother Nature, the noble boar, the humble bumblebee... (Cortex is swarmed by bumblebees. He runs away screaming.)

HAHAH i love that game...i've even downloaded the OST

Crash Team Racing - N.Oxide
What took you SOOOOOOO Long?

[D-Mac]

"You killed my boats!"

- Area boss in Major Stryker.

[Crow]

"You got blood all over my suit."

[Razgriz27]

Ace Combat 4: Shattered Skies (PS2)

"D@mned Yellow...I'll give you a good dunking!"-one of your squad mates

Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War-PS2:

"Oh yeah...just weave through the missiles...WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS?!"-Chopper, one of your squad mates.

"I didn't hear anything about having to deal with these monsters!"-An enemy soldier, as you fly over them, in mission 16.

Red Faction 2: (PS2)

"For the honor of the Commonwealth, get your @$$ into the silo!"-Alias, to the dictator Sopot.

"Alias, do you suppose a tank is valid identification"-Shrike, your vehicle specialist, as you approach the enemy base in a tank, with the cannon aimed at the guard house.

"Killing dictators...it's getting to be a habit with me..."-Shrike, as you hunt Sopot around through a sprawling complex of high-rise buildings

"Come on, Sopot...give Alias his shot. He'll nail your @$$ to the wall."-Shrike, as you close in on Sopot in a gunship, just before the evil tyrant runs off.


Nuclear Strike (PS1)

"You mix nitrogen and chloride, you get salt. You mix nitrogen and glycerin, you get a hole in the ground."-Hack, your comms officer.


"So...we have Lemonde, and his nuke, amidst a city full of Poli-Chickens...haha...this guy's good."-General Earle, your commanding officer.

"Don't shoot it, mate...steal it! For my money, that's the best buggy in anybody's Air Force."-Harding Cash, an Aussie merc that works with you in mission 2, after you uncover an AV-8B Harrier.

[SCerviche]

YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ANDROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

you fail if you do not know this quote

[Mechadon]

YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT ANDROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

you fail if you do not know this quote

Slippy: Your carcass is mine!

This quote is the reason Slippy is my favourite.

[Razgriz27]

"I don't wanna kill ya...it's just that you're too ugly to let live!"-Sgt. Johnson, after sniping an alien in Halo 2.

"Get up so I can kill you again!"-one of your fellow marines, after you kill a Covenant soldier-Halo: Combat Evolved


"That's one more Kraut who won't be burning any more good books!"-Trevor, one of your squadron mates in Secret Weapons Over Normandy, after you shoot down a Nazi fighter pilot.

"He's burnin' the Germans from the sky in that thing!"-A B-17 pilot, after you blow away about 3 or 4 Nazi pilots, after stealing an Me-262 from an enemy airfield, and using it to cover the B-17's as they return home. (Secret Weapons Over Normandy)

"Alright, we stopped 'em! On to Berlin! Chase, you're one helluva pilot. Let's head back home...we've still got a long road ahead."-Pauline Armstrong, one of your fellow squadmates in a P-51 Mustang, after you complete the final mission and shoot down Oberst Krieger, the commander of the Nazi ace squadron Nemesis. (Secret Weapons Over Normandy)

[Mechadon]

Marine:

"Tank beats ghost."
"Tank beats hunter."
"Tank beats EVERYTHING!"

[Razgriz27]

Alien Leader: "Duke Nukem...so you are the one that I've heard so much about. I don't see it personally, but I AM impressed, that you were able to defeat my best creation, Silverback. He will be sorely missed. However, I'm afraid this is the end of the line for you."
Duke: "Yada Yada Yada...Like I've never heard any of this before. Prepare to die, pain and suffering, you will not succeed. Ugh, you'd think you guys could get some original lines."
Alien Leader: "HAHAHAHA!!! Duke...before you is a gauntlet that you will have to run in order to get to me. Think of it as an obstacle course. The penalty for failure is death... YOUR death. You're the main contestant, Duke. In fact, you're the ONLY contestant."
Duke: "Yeah, I get the idea. You're gonna try and stop me...and I'm gonna overwhelm incredible odds and end up kicking your @$$. Are you done now? Can we get on with it?"

*After Duke kills all of the stupid aliens in his way*:

Alien Leader: "Ugh...Duke Nukem, DIE!!!!! WILL YOU JUST DIE?!!!"
Duke: "I'm your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scumsucker, and right now, you're the only thing between me and a planet full of babes. So get ready to bend over and kiss your @$$ goodbye!" -Duke Nukem and the alien Slave Boss, in the final level of Duke Nukem: Land Of The Babes (PS1)

[Sarahsuke]

Nothing is as WTF-worthy as seeing "Confirm the origin of fire!" when you check your stove in Harvest Moon.

[Razgriz27]

"Dashing through the snow...with rockets and grenades...time to blow some holes...in an alien's face!"-Sam Stone, from the PS2 game Serious Sam: The Next Encounter

"Aww..take me back...I wanna play with the cool guns some more..."-Serious Sam, after being teleported out of a battlefield with tons of hostiles.

"I could tell you...but then I'd have to kill you."-Col. Christopher Blair, to Maj. Todd 'Maniac' Marshall-Wing Commander IV: The Price of Freedom (PS1)

[Someone who does Something]

Legend of Zelda 2:I AM ERROR

[Mr.NoName]

Gordon Freeman: "..............."

[Someone who does Something]

Gordon Freeman: "..............."

LOL.
Shadow:Wheres that d*** FOURTH chaos emraled (Spelt that wrong sorry)

[blind2d]

"Nothing's amusing once it's been reduced to rubble." - Custom Robo (US Gamecube game)

[Gabya]

Jolee: "Why not just shoot them where they stand? It would at least be more direct."
HK-47: "Observation: Yes, very efficient. It is what I would do."
Jolee: "Of course that's what you would do."

Knights of the old republic, on Korriban.