TGL's Samurai Pizza Cats Fan-Fict pt I

[TGLucario475]

-Samurai Pizza Cats Intro-

Chapter One: Warping of the Worlds

Somewhere on N.Sanity Island
Cortex: now, with this last Power Crystal, i can take over the world!!
Crash: I dont think so Cortex, you've caused enough Trouble, THIS TIME YOU'LL PAY!
Dr. N.Gin: You're too late Crash, you cant stop us!
Crash: oh yeah? -Spins into the Cortex Control Panel- you was saying?
Cortex: oh no, i hate you Crash.
-As N.Sanity Island gets engulfed in a white light, it gets transported-

Liverpool, United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland
TV: WHAT A TOUCHDOWN PASS BY ELI MANNING, THATS GOTTA WIN SUPERBOWL XLII FOR THE NEW YORK GIANTS!!!
Flash: -yawn- looks like the Giants have won the SuperBowl, now i can sleep!
-a strange electrical spark comes from the TV & hits TGL & he disappears in a bright light-

Narrator: now you may be wondering, why these bright lights have been happening, we now get to find out!

In Station Square (Sonic X)
Chris: I dont want you to go, but have to go back.
Prof Thorndyke: some thing's happening to the Time Portal, its collapsing in on itself, quickly Sonic.
Sonic: goodbye everybody, i goto go, gotta leave you all behind & face the truth...

Chapter Two: The Coming Together of Hero's

Little Tokyo: Pizza Parlour

Flash: I believe i can flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy -crashes-
Polly: -turns around- what was that?!
Speedy: looks like a human.
Guido: What's a Human?
Polly: i heard its a mythical creature.
Flash: -groans- where am i? -looks around- who are you guys?
Narrator: oh great, now they're gonna do their Intro.
Guido: I'm Guido Anchovy, SPECIAL kind of guy.
Polly: I'm Polly Esther, i fight with the power of -blows a kiss- LOVE.
Speedy: I'm Speedy Cerviche, the Leader of the.....
Singing Sentation: Samurai Pizza Cats!
Flash: do you guys always do that? Oh my name is Flash #aahaa, he's a miracle!#

Little Tokyo: Big Cheese House hold

Dr. Neo Cortex: so its a deal then, we combine forces & take over the world!
Big Cheese: The World? Is there anything outside Little Tokyo?
Dr. N.Gin: -Looks on Google Earth- yeah, if we take over the world, we could have more land, like Russia, China, America?
Jerry: so i say its a deal, we can take over the world!
Mechadon: So Big Cheese? Deal or No Deal? The whole world? Or Little Tokyo?
Big Cheese: DEAL!!!

Little Tokyo: Pizza Parlour

Crash: -walks in with his sister Coco- does anyone know where we are?
Speedy: hi there, welcome to the Samurai Pizza Cats, Pizza Parlour, you are in Little Tokyo.
Francine: hey guys, that was Al Dante on the phone, we've got trouble down town, with some strange guy with a yellow head.
Coco: it must be Cortex then, we'll help you guys, if ya want?
Polly: sure, if you that guy, then you can help us, but as long as you dont tell ANYONE who we are.
Coco: we dont even know your names!
Narrator: as all but Flash disappears out of the Pizza Parlour...
Flash: hey Francine, can i have a triple Pepperoni Pizza please? I'll help you cook it.
Francine: sure, I'll let you help me.
Flash: Thanks.
Chapter Three: Big Fight Live

Little Tokyo: Somewhere near the Palace

Bad Bird: Ninja Crows 2.0....ATTACK the city!!!
Dr. Neo Cortex: yes, soon the people will have to have us as their leaders!
Coco: Cortex, hold it right there!
Guido: Oh Bad Bird, oh Bad Bird.
Bad Bird: what? Who goes there?
Polly: three guesses!
Speedy: its Goldilocks, her brother & the three Samurai Pizza Cats.
Coco: sounds like a great title for a kids story.
Guido: sounds like its written by Michael Jackson!
Bad Bird: oh no, not you guys, ANYTHING BUT YOU!!
Speedy: thats right, it IS us now lets et this Party started.
Dr. Neo Cortex: Tiny Tiger, take out Crash Bandicoot & his annoying sister.
Bad Bird: Ninja Crows 2.0, you know what to do, ATTACK THE PIZZA CATS, while i take out Speedy!
Speedy: you want to take me out on a date?
Bad Bird: so the rumours ARE true, you DO play on both sides of the fence! Oh well, Monster of the day, COME ON DOWN!
Monster Rancher: Pizza Cats-Destroy, Pizza Cats-Destroy. -captures Speedy, Polly & Guido-
Speedy: oh blow, i better call Francine on our new Wi-Fi cat-bell.

Little Tokyo: Pizza Parlour

Francine: -bell rings- oh great, just when the “300” was about to start!, the Rescue team are busy, so Flash you'll have to go.
Flash: oh great, i hope i dont have to run.
Francine: nope, I'll just sort out a transportation.
Flash: alright
Francine: Good afternoon boys, girls & others, today's blast-off is in association with Steamed Hams fresh from Krusty Burger
Seymour Skinner: Steamed Hams, they taste like Krusty Burgers, but they are steamed!, Steamed Ham
Flash: KRUSTY BURGER.....YUMMIE I'm flying....again.....#i believe i can fly.....# -splat-

Little Tokyo: Some Near the Palace

Polly: the Rescue team should be here by now!
Narrator: as the Flash Gordon Song plays, that could only mean one thing....
Flash: thank you Narrator, now i would like you to look at me & feel the Bohemian Rhapsody!
Narrator: no no no, a bit more oomph
Flash: oh you be quiet, you I'll Tie Your Mother Down
Bad Bird: oh no, the Monster Rancher can only hold 3 people at a time....
Dr. Neo Cortex: dont worry, I'll you take him out!
Flash: fair enough, I'll take the both of you on!
-after some time-
Dr. Neo Cortex: I'm outta here, i need to er....floss my chicken!
Bad Bird: well its just you & me
Flash: oh yeah? -destroys the Monster Rancher-
Bad Bird: oh no, you just had to, didn't you?
Flash: not really to be honest, but thats what it says on the script
Speedy: #I Want To Break Free#, Bad Bird, you leave me no choice, #ITS TIME, FOR THE GINZU, TO FALL#
Narrator: time & time again, we see Speedy Cerviche get out his Ginzu sword, so theres no need for me to say anything at all!
Speedy: Ginzu, AW-AY! -Monster Rancher explodes-
Bad Bird: -fly's away- I'll get you guys next time
Polly: yeah yeah, you say that ALL the time!
Speedy: Time for our Pose guys!
Guido: i dont feeling like posing today
Polly: Just do it Guido, dont be lazy
Polly/Guido: Ta-Da!

Chapter Four: A New Hop

Little Tokyo: Big Cheese House Hold

Big Cheese: we lost...we LOST!!!! THIS CANT SHOULDN'T HAPPENNNNNNNNNNNNNN -Explodes-
Dr. Neo Cortex: does he ALWAYS do that?
Jerry: yes, but I'm used to it
Dr. N.Gin: so Big Cheese, what are we planning to do tomorrow? I vote the beach!
Big Cheese: The same thing we do EVERY day, TRY TO TAKE OVER LITTLE TOKYO!
Narrator: #The Jerry, The Jerry & The Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, Cheese, Cheese# -explodes-

Little Tokyo: Pizza Parlour

Speedy: so its settled then, we allow Crash, Coco & Flash, can stay here & help us defeat the Big Cheese & Dr. Neo Cortex, so in return, they help us in the Pizza Parlour, is it a Deal?
Mechadon: Deal Or No Deal, Crash, Coco & Flash, a Hotel? or a comfy bed & Pizza?
Coco: I think shall call this a DEAL
Flash: now lets celebrate with some Pizza!
Coco: we'll have Wumpa Fruit on ours
Flash: I'll have: Curry flavour Instant Noodles with Paprika, Cayenne, Chilli Flakes, Vinegar, Pepperoni & a sprinkle of Chocolate sauce! #I Want It All, I Want It All, I Want It All & i want it now#
Polly: are you mad? Thats a crazy Pizza!
Flash: well I'm going Slightly Mad

Little Tokyo: somewhere over the sky

Narrator: as the Samurai Pizza Cats have got new work colleagues, could this be the start of something big? Find out next time on, SAMURAI PIZZA CATS

-Samurai Pizza Cats Outro-

Credits, In Order of appearance:

1. Flash Gordon – Queen – Flash Gordon Official Soundtrack – 1981
2. Mechadon - http://www.edoropolis.org
3. Deal Or No Deal – NBC
4. COME ON DOWN – Price is right
5. Monster Rancher – Cartoon Show
6. 300 - Movie
7. Krusty Burger - The Simpsons
8. Steamed Hams - The Simpsons
9. Seymour Skinner - The Simpsons
10. I Believe i can fly - R Kelly
11. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen – A Night At The Opera – 1975
12. Tie Your Mother Down – Queen – A Day At The Races – 1976
13. I Want To Break Free – Queen – The Works – 1984
14. Its Time For the Ginzu To Fall - #Its Time For The## Hammer To Fall - Queen - The Works - 1984
15. (TRY TO TAKE OVER LITTLE TOKYO!) TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD - Pinky & The Brain
16. The Jerry, The Jerry & The Cheese Part - End of the Pinky & The Brain Intro - Pinky & The Brain
17. I Want It All – Queen – The Miracle – 1989
18. I'm Going Slightly Mad – Queen – Innuendo – 1991

well thats my fan-fict

enjoy

[Crow]

Ugh, I read this out of sheer morbid curiosity only.. I'd rather watch Salo again then read any more.. >_<

~Burkey

PS, If you don't know what Salo is, google it, you won't be disappointed.

[TGLucario475]

well TBH, i knew that you wouldnt like it, even tho i have made improvements from my last fan-fict i posted, like spacing it out & that, but ya cant blame me really, i was just bored

[Mechadon]

Can you explain how I got into Big Cheese's House? I really don't get the Deal or No Deal parts or why you make ME say it. I actually don't understand anything. This sucks. Please don't put my name into anymore of your crappy fanfics.

[TGLucario475]

if ya never watched Deal Or No Deal, then you wont have a clue TBH

besides, its a fan-fict, it doesnt have to make sense

[Mechadon]

if ya never watched Deal Or No Deal, then you wont have a clue TBH

besides, its a fan-fict, it doesnt have to make sense

I've watched Deal or No Deal a billion times!!!!!!!! Your story doesn't make sense. Maybe you think that's a good thing. But it's not. There's nothing good or creative in being "random". It sucks. I'm serious about not seeing my name in your fanfics. Not because you made me a villain. I just don't want my name appearing in crappy uninspired stories.

[Crow]

This thread is full of LOL and WIN, but only from Mech's posts.

~Burkey

[TGLucario475]

i've written this fan-fict cos i was bored & wanted somethin to do, no rules against that

OK, it may seem like a boring story, but heck it doesnt seem boring to me

not really bothered what you guys think, if you think at all....as long as i've posted what i wanted to post nuff said

[TGLucario475]

Isn't using someone else's created character without permission plagiarism?

yeah, but since i searched for "mechadon" non forum things came up...but doesnt really matter, its not like the FBI know

[Mechadon]

i've written this fan-fict cos i was bored & wanted somethin to do, no rules against that

OK, it may seem like a boring story, but heck it doesnt seem boring to me

not really bothered what you guys think, if you think at all....as long as i've posted what i wanted to post nuff said

If this is something you wrote for your own enjoyment, then why did you post it here? Normally, people post their fic's so that others can read and reflect on it. But you don't care what other people have to say about it.

The only way I'm going to be okay with you using "Mechadon" as a name in your *sigh*"stories", is if you make it absolutely clear you're not talking about me or my made up character, and that you are specifically referring to the six-legged spider robot from BattleBots. (That's where I got the name)


Or if you write a good story. But that's unlikely.

[TGLucario475]

i dont care what people think, i only look at what people think about it & maybe use that to make better fan-ficts

TBH i choose to have you in it cos i couldnt think of a more funnyier person to put in it, at the time i started it


but alas, it was a waste of time if this is all i get, all this bother just for a fan-fict, shesh

[Crow]

I just got an idea for my latest fan-fiction villain..

It's name will TGL and it will stand for, "The Greased Lightning" where his attacks are oil slicks and bolts of electricity.

BRB as I head down to the Patent Office to solidify this.

~Burkey

[TGLucario475]

I just got an idea for my latest fan-fiction villain..

It's name will TGL and it will stand for, "The Greased Lightning" where his attacks are oil slicks and bolts of electricity.

BRB as I head down to the Patent Office to solidify this.

~Burkey

ROFL, for once burkey, you made me laugh

but seriously, TGL (the gaming league) will be kinda miffed so will "TheGreatLemon (TGL)" etc etc

[TGLucario475]

I hate to bump...this...but I need to know.

Does this fiction have a title?

I was wondering WHY I got an email about this thread ... Seriously, I thought a stupid spammer/spambot had brought it back ... But this one is HARMless

But the even bigger question is, WHY did you bump this? I'm trying not to go back to threads that I don't like >.>

So, the answer to your question is ... No, since I didn't even think of a title at the time and now looking at it, I don't want to give it a title, but I will give you and anyone an inside bit of information...

My "The Legend of the Magical Eevee" will be redone with paragraphs and reposted sometime next year, since I've learned how to do paragraphs, thanks to the RP'ing I've done over Second Life, IM and currently Forums!