Btw I've gotten absolutely addicted to this video, great find Mr.NoSpike!
Pure genious

However low the framerate is at times, I really appreciate the work and skill put into making it! I'll provide a translation here, as the text actually manages to make the vid even more nasty, especially at the start. I've included actions after the translation so the text is easily timable; the described action happens as the text ends or near the end of the text.
Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm *camera pans to window*
Enjoy *camera switches to outside view*
Such a beautiful moment *man shows some kind of package*
With Royco cup-a-soup (Royco is a brand name)
*man breaks glass*
*camera switches to man on toilet*
You really deserve indulging yourself *camera switches to man holding some package*
With Royco cup-a-soup *package transforms into sword*
*music transitions to climax, voice goes Hrrrrrrnnngggg*
The best soup *man rips off shirt*
Soup in a cup *man points sword*
That's Royco cup-a-soup *head of toilet sitting man changes to head of other man*
*newly transformed toilet sitting man starts saying the slogan*
There's only one that can be the most delicious