random video game reviews

[MitchZer0]

here, we can review video games, arcade games, and even computer games!
 ladys and gentle men, we give you
1st review: Bubble Bobble 2!

also known as "Bubble Symphony"

release:1994

platforms:arcade, ps1(never released), sega Saturn

story:***

mostly the 4 characters of bubble bobble as humans, they sit around a table, their rival in hell turns them into cute dragons again, and they cry, blah, blah, blah. so they go on an adventure to become human again, almost nice.

Intro:***

same as I said before

Intro2:*

mostly their rival in hell blaming their parents

Graphics:*****

the graphics rock, the colors are bold, the effects are awsome

Music and sound:*****

THEY ROCK

overall:****

if you can find this game in arcades, give it a try, sadly the game is so hard to find in arcades, so you might have to get it on the mame

                                                         

don't forget, you can make reviews or request them
   

[MitchZer0]

well, since nobody would request a game to review, i will do one myself with the worst NES game

ACTION 52!

it's also on the genesis, but i'm doing the nes version for now

it starts off with an intro, the music's fine in the intro, a voice says "make your selection, now"

then you have a list of 52 (S@#TY) games, it's so bad if there's a s@#ty game with 52 s@#ty games (it costs nearly $200  )

alright, lets start with micro mike

story (this is the fun part when i make a funny story): a guy named mike is about to take a shower, he gets naked, and goes in, he has a rocket ass (i wonder what his toilet looks like), scientist accidentally pointed a shrinkray towards him, he be comes microscopic, and goes down the drain, he then gets put in bottled water, and some one drinks him, after eating beans before the shower, he uses his rocket ass to go through the human body, shooting with his other end

gameplay:

you go fast, there's no music, and you

D

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(i made up the story  )

and another game, cheetah men

gameplay:

there's music, it look like a beatmup, touch water and you 
THE CHEETAHMEN CAN'T EVEN TOUCH WATER!!!?

JUST IMAGINE IF THIS WERE REAL LIFE, I WALK DOWN THE STREET, I STEP INTO A PUDDLE AND EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!

this game sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*edited because members hate big text

[Gabya]

theres this guy on youtube, Luizprower, he beat cheetahmen 2 

[MitchZer0]

wow, i was playing the version which had cheetah men 1,

p.s. beatmup is my way of saying beat em' up

p.s.s. cheetah men is the best game on action 52, (not saying much  )

[MitchZer0]

well guys, i am now going to review the worst sonic 2 hack

none other then sonic and tails paynt

graphics: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MY EYES ARE BLEEDING, THIS HAS A MESSED UP COLOR PALLET

music: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MY EARS ARE BLEEDING, THE ONLY MUSIC (other then the boss, title, special stage) IN THE GAME IS THE HIDDEN PLACE MUSIC

its so horrible, that i had to edit the rom so i can kill the bosses with 1 hit

over all, this hack SUCKS