He's off his rocker.

[Crow]

You guys wanna know what I hate? You.

"Me?" You ask, and I will reply, "Oh yes, with my heart and soul."

"But.. But why??" You will continue to cry and plead. And I will stay, "Because, I don't know you, and I have no interest to know you. So why should I care about you."

You'd have no reply as I would look into your tear-stained eyes, the lines of moisture running down your cheeks, and I'd laugh. I'd smile first, actually, then laugh. See my Joker avatar? That's how I'd smile first, then laugh.

We're all singing and dancing fools to text on a screen, on a small forum, in the deepness of the Internet, caring about everyone and nothing, hoping to have our moment to shine, to be recognized. Well you'll find all that is worth nearly nothing. This is just a hobby and pastime we're all hung up on, each sharing our own talents and, to a lesser extent, the ability to have over 1500 posts and not say anything at all, relevant to any situation ever. EVER!

Now, where was I... Ah yes, I suppose you're also wondering what the hell is wrong with me for posting this useless, grammatically correct thread. (If I do make any mistakes, please feel free to post them in this thread where your post will be ignored.) Perhaps I'm just venting and trying to organize my thoughts in the form of a scalding thread on the aptly named EE Forums. Plus, this also gives me a nice chance to practice my non-SPC content type writing, see if I still have my edge or not. Reading back on this post, I suppose I've only sharpened it. I love it.

Lots of things are pissing me off lately. Lots and lots. I won't get into details, but it's enough to drop me off my rocker and onto the floor while I get pounced by kitties and one cute black Lab. So bottom line is simply this; this is my way of dealing with s*** that's been going on recently, plus some others I have to yet attend too, but we'll see when that is, as I still have to confront some people about it.

Bye.

~Burkey

[Tigriss]

[deleted misunderstanding and overreaction]

[Crow]

Naw, not goin' off with a bang just yet. I'm still here for a lil' while longer.

~Burkey

[Mechadon]

Now, where was I... Ah yes, I suppose you're also wondering what the hell is wrong with me for posting this useless, grammatically correct thread. Perhaps I'm just venting and trying to organize my thoughts in the form of a scalding thread on the aptly named EE Forums.

Perhaps, you're trying to counter this earlier post I made.

I've had a moment to reconcile and have discovered I was wrong in so many ways with one of my latest posts in this thread.

"Idiots" is not the correct way to describe the people on these forums. Oddballs, is much better way of putting it. You are all intelligent, yet strange individuals. It brings me great joy to come here and interact with all of you. This place is not hell. It is a sanctuary. I wish not to ever leave it behind.

I am here now to lead you all, not as your Lord or Master, but as an equal; out of the shadows and into the light. Prove to me that I do not stand alone on this. Recent turmoil has almost rendered our forums a malignant arena of dispute. I hope you can all be forgiving to one another over the dreadful things you’ve said. Allow me, on behalf of you and your forum-mates, to make it clear that we hold very strong observations, and that we simply want our views to be validated to a minimum degree. We don’t mind if our observations are challenged, if only we are treated with dignity and respect in the process. It’s okay to attack an idea but not a person. With all that in mind I urge you try to be in good terms with those you have offended, because it is worth it. These are fun people to interact with.

Blessed are we to have a constant promise of a new dawn, and lo, here approaches another. We are not finished here, not even close. There are still ideas to share, works of art to produce, dances to move to, songs to sing, and games to play.

A day may come, when the courage of Edoropolis fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day! (okay, so now I’m just ripping off, that movie, with the evil ring & hobbits.)

Try to refrain from being rude and immature. Don't bait or antagonize other members for no good reason.

Anyways, all the Halo's suck, I think I mentioned this a long time ago and Mechadon got his panties in a bunch.

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[Crow]

I wasn't countering anything.

I just wrote a reaaaaally random post after getting 0 sleep, and a lot of my jumbled thoughts spilled out into my typing.

After re-reading it, I have no interest in changing it, as it's probably what I would have typed if I were feeling normal anyways.

You folks aren't rid of me yet! (Unless D-Mac decides to bring the ban-hammer down on me, which is fine, whatever happens happens.)

But I promise all you guys; I will be outta your hair soon, as soon as my citizenship papers come through and I move down to the USA.

Trust me, I'll make my last few months here funny and memorable!

Oh, and yes, before I go, I WILL release EdoROCKolis. I know some people still wish to read it, and writing is still one of my fave things to do, ever, so I won't let those people down. Mark my words. Go ahead! Mark them!

Remember: Internet. Serious Business.

 

~Burrrrrrkey to the city

EDIT: Oh yes! I almost forgot.. HALO STILL SUCKS!

[TGLucario475]

early congrats on moving to the US of A

i know you HATE my guts, but all i can say, is, good luck for the future! (when you decide to leave) [yes i have read the WHOLE thread, surprise, surprise]

BURKEY FOR US PRESIDENT!

[blind2d]

Yep, you gotta look up to a man like Burksey... so cool...

[Tigriss]

Well, I guess I overreacted a little, I just didn't want this to turn into another one of those drama-threads. Sorry I'm so touchy lately. I'll try to make this my last post on the subject. Enjoy your stay on EE, for however much time that is. I'll be awaiting the release of EdoROCKolis - Rock On. Don't break too many eardrums...


Move along, folks, nothing more to see here.

[Crow]

Ahhh, Ze Tigriss...! *Curses in Japanese*

~Burkey

[Crow]

Okie, Harm, I'll look out for ya.

~Burkey