Samurai Pizza Cats: Samurai’s in Training

[Romero Anchovy]

well this is my first fan work that isn't related to racing in anyway. (at least so far) I hope that you all will enjoy it. I split the episodes up into four chapters, and I am having help/ working with my friend Dash St.Pierre. so here it is the first ep. and the first chapter!!!

Samurai Pizza Cats: Samurai’s in Training
By: Romero Anchovy/ Dash St.Pierre

Episode 1: Pizza Cats in Training

Chapter 1: School’s Out!!!

Narrator: “It’s the last day of school in Little Tokyo, and all the students in Little Tokyo High were waiting for the last bell to ring and summer to start. We join two newly formed friends sitting in the most exciting class of the century.”

The room was packed full of students watching the clock, and preparing for summer instead of listening to the teacher.

Teacher in a dry boring monotone voice: “If you turn to page 3490 of your history books, you can see how our primitive ancestors use to listen to tapes and 8-tracks. Also note how they would talk to each other using an old out-of-date system called, “mail.”

One cat leaned over to a tiger.

Cat: “Hey, Dash, when are we going to get out of here? I think I might die of boredom.”

Dash look at the clock on the wall above the door to the classroom.

Dash: “It looks like 30 minuets and the bell will ring, Romero.”

Romero look at the teacher and took a deep sigh.

Romero: “Dash, wake me up in about 29, ok?”

Dash rolled his eyes at Romero.

Dash: “Yeah, alright.”

Dash stared at the teacher, who was still teaching class even though no one was paying attention. Two bunny girls were texting each other, and at the back of the class Dash could hear someone playing a video game.

Narrator: “At this point I’m sure your all wondering who Dash and Romero are, and I’m sure your also wondering why they ended the Sopranos the way they did. In answer to your first question, Dash and Romero are two friends that meet while they were in America. Once they got back they bumped into each other in this very class. They sat right next to each other and never knew each other. Dash is a Tiger of about 16 that is going through secret training to become a Samurai Pizza Cat. Romero is Guido Anchovy’s younger brother. Romero is sick of being in his older brother’s shadow enrolled in the same secret training Dash is in. Now on to the second question…I don’t know. To this day I’ve still wondered why they did that. They have all that build up and then it’s the end! Well going back to the event at hand it looks like the bell is about to ring. Ending the school year and starting summer.”

The bell rang and all the students rushed for the door nearly knocking down the teacher on the way out.

Dash tapped Romero on the shoulder, but Romero was still asleep.

Dash: “Come on sleeping beauty, Time to get up.”

Dash took his history book and slammed it on Romero’s desk.

Romero: “Eh? Where did all the girls go?”

Romero wiped the drool off his face, looked around the classroom, and saw that all the students were leaving.

Romero: “Hey, I thought I said 29 minuets!”

Dash picked up his bag.

Dash: “Come on we have to get to the Pizza Cat, Francine will be waiting for us.”

Dash and Romero walked out of the school and down the street to where the Pizza Cat was.

Dash became excited as soon as he saw the Door to the Pizza Cats Pizzeria.

Dash: “Can you believe it Romero, We are going to train to become members of the Samurai Pizza Cats!”

Romero wasn’t all that enthused.

Romero: “Yeah, but I know that my brother is going to rub it in. I’m sure he’s going to say, “Oh look, if it isn’t my little brother Romero, I see that you took our parents advice and decided to come here. Maybe if you train hard enough you can have your own show too.”

Dash could tell Romero, didn’t like being in his brother’s shadow.

Dash: “I’m sure it won’t be that bad. Guido’s a good person.”  Dash walked up to Romero and patted him on the back as they walked up to the door.

Romero: “Oh yeah, I’m sure you know my brother better than I do.”

Dash: “Look, think of this as the start of Romero, The second best Samurai Pizza cat next to Dash the Super Samurai.”
Both of them laughed as they walked into the door.

The place as usual was crowded with customers. Most of them were students that had just came from school. Dash walked up to the front counter where Polly was taking the customers orders.

Polly: “Okay, that will be 150 for the out of school special.”

Customer: “Thanks.”

Polly looked up from the register to see a brown-eyed tiger looking at her.

Polly: “Oh hey Dash, Francine is in the back going over some figures you can go and see her, wait, where is Guido’s brother, Romero?”

Dash looked around and finally found him talking to the two Bunny Girls from class.

Dash turned to Polly

Dash: “I guess it runs in the family.”

Eventually Romero walked over.

Dash: “I thought you said, that you weren’t like your brother.”

Romero: “Yeah, well I couldn’t help myself.”

Polly flipped the counter door open.

Polly: “This way guy’s. Wow, Romero you really do look like your bother, and that was a good job, both of you did in America defeating one of the Big Cheese’s relatives.”

Polly stopped in front of a door that read, “Francine’s office, don’t enter unless your here to talk about money.”

Romero, and Dash chuckled at the sign.

Polly: “Okay, guys I have to get back to the customers, but she should be inside.”

Polly left Dash and Romero to go back to work. Dash and Romero both became nervous, and was waiting for the other one to knock on the door.

Romero: “Well…”

Dash: “Well, what?”

Romero: “Aren’t you going to go inside first, Mr. Super Samurai?”

Dash: “You’re the spiting image of your brother, you go in.”

Romero: “Hey, I hardly know Francine, You’re the one who talks to her more, you go in.”

Dash knew that Romero was right and decided to go in first. Dash walked into the room and Romero followed. Inside the office Paper’s were piled to the ceiling.

Behind a desk that read, “The Boss,” there sat a little blond haired girl cat that was busy punching in numbers into a calculator.

Romero: “Wow, she’s quite the number puncher.”

Dash: “Yeah, Francine really knows her way around a calculator.”

Both Dash and Romero continued to watch Francine.

Francine: “Let’s see if I fire the lazy one and make the less lazy one do more work I can save…” punches in numbers into the calculator, “That’s not a lot.”

Francine glanced up to see two cats staring at her.

Francine: “Oh hey guys, I didn’t see you come in. just doing some figures. Dash, how is it going?”

Dash smiled.

Dash: “It’s going well.”

Francine looked at the other cat and saw that he looked very familiar.

Francine: “Guido, aren’t you suppose to be on a run?”

Romero was starting to lose his temper.

Romero: “I’m not my brother!!”

Francine was surprised to hear the Guido look-a-like say that.

Francine: “So what are you, his clone?”

Dash: “No, this is my friend, Romero, Guido’s brother.”

Francine: “Oh, he looks just like Guido. Anyways I’m sure you guy’s are excited to start your training as Samurai’s.”

Dash and Romero nodded their heads.

Romero: “Yeah, when are we going to start training?”

Francine: “Oh, yeah about that. There has been a change of plans. We aren’t going to be able to train you.”

Dash and Romero had surprised looks on their faces

Both of them: “Then whose going to train us?”

Francine: “Meowzma O’ Tool, and the rest of the rescue team.”

Romero: “Him and the rescue team?”

Francine nodded her head.

Francine: “Yeah, but they’re good teachers, now you two better get going. I have directions to get to Meowzma place, where your going to be staying right here,” She passed Dash a map, “Oh yeah, before I forget, make sure that know one knows about this. It’ll be bad for sales if everyone knew what we were doing.”

Narrator: “And with that piece of advice the two future Samurai’s headed on their way towards, Meowzma’s place. Will they be able to handle it? And when is some action going to happen? All that and more in the next chapter!!!”

[Crow]

Clean up the typos and structure a little and this might have potential.

I was never really into having fan-characters trying to become Pizza Cats themselves, because the show isn't called "Samurai Pizza Cats + Trainees-Who-Will-Eventually-Outshine-The-Canon-Characters".

I just hope you find a way to pull it off without sounding like that..

Best of luck.

PS, I was the 309th visitor of your midnight horizon website. Whee.

~IC

[Romero Anchovy]

thanks IC I'm trying to keep the Typos down, but i think some are escaping me. I'll try not to make them outshine the other characters.

[Romero Anchovy]

sorry for the double post. (my laptop seems to like to act up sometimes) here's chapter two. I realize that it's short so I'm gonna have to find out a way to make up for it.

Chapter 2: Return of the Big Cheese

Narrator: “Okay and we’re back. I know how all of you are interested in a long scene where Dash and Romero are walking to Meowzma’s place, but there is something more important that must see…er…read first or we wouldn’t be having much of a show…er…Fanfic. So we’ll join Dash and Romero later, and turn our attention to a small little raft in the middle of the ocean with two familiar faces.”

A fox and an old bird where sitting on the raft.

Bird: “So Cheesy, there is something I’ve been meaning to ask you.”

Fox: “Yes, Jerry?”

Jerry: “Why is it that you go by Big Cheese? And why is it that the Narrator and others call you a rat when you’re clearly a fox?”
B.Cheese: “Well Jerry it’s really quite simple, I’ll explain it once we get saved.”

Narrator: “Jerry was ticked off because for the past 13 years they have been on that raft, and every day Big Cheese would tell him that at any moment one of his family members would come and rescue them.”

Jerry yelling: “IT’S BEEN 13 YEARS. NO ONE IS COMING!!”

The Big Cheese pulled out a pen from one of his pockets.

B.Cheese: “See this is the Homing device, this is our ticket out of here!”

Jerry put his claw to his head.

Jerry: *sighs*… And how do you know it’s just not an average pen? And why haven’t you activated it yet?

B.Cheese: “Because I needed a moment to plan my revenge and now that I have a plan. It’s time to activate the pen.”

Jerry: “Well then activate the pen then.”

The Big Cheese nodded and turned his attention towards the pen:

B.Cheese: “Let’s see maybe if I press the top of it…”

The pen clicked.

Jerry: “Nice to see that it’s a ballpoint.”

B.Cheese: “Alright then, maybe if I twist it…”

The pen popped apart, and the top half of it went into the ocean.

Big Cheese was upset.

B.Cheese: “I HELD ON TO THAT PEN FOR 13 YEARS, AND IT ISN’T EVEN A HOMING DEVICE!?!? THAT MAKES ME SOOO ANGRY!!!”

Jerry could see that the Big Cheese was about to blow up for the first time in 13 years, when his attention turned toward something else.

Jerry: “Look, boss a plane!”

Big Cheese was able to calm down and turned to look at what Jerry was pointing at.

B.Cheese: “It’s them I’d knew they would come!!!”

Jerry: “Who’s they?”

B.Cheese: “My family silly!!”

Jerry: “Oh no.”

The Plane came and picked them up. And just like that they were heading for Little Tokyo.

On the plane…

Jerry: “So, boss…”

B.Cheese: “Yes, what is it?”

Jerry: “I still have one question.”

B.Cheese: “Is it about my plan to make the Samurai Pizza Cats pay for what they did?”

Jerry: “No, It’s more important.”

B.Cheese: “Then what is it?”

Jerry: “Why is it that you go by Big Cheese, and the Narrator and almost everyone else calls you a rat, when you are a fox?”

Narrator: Now that we know the Big Cheese is coming back will our hero’s be able to stop him? Or will this Rat/Fox finally succeed in taking over Little Tokyo? You’ll have to wait until after the commercial…er…I mean next update!!!”

[Romero Anchovy]

Chapter 3: Initiation

Narrator: “Wow that was a short one. Well on to business then. We join our two new heroes as they finally arrive at Meowzma’s Pizza Cat parlor.

Romero: “Man that was a long walk.”

Dash: “Yeah but we finally made it.”

Romero looked at the scenery around him, and saw that the neighborhood looked run down, and that there was graphiti almost everywhere.

Romero: “Wow, I’ve never been to this part of town before. It’s so different.”

Dash and Romero looked at the Pizza Cat parlor. It also looked run down and on the sign that was suppose to read, “Pizza Cats,” some of the letters were missing spelling, “Pi Cat”

Romero and Dash walk through the door, and found that the place was empty, and looked run down.

Dash: “I wonder where Meowzma is? And why is this place so empty?”

Romero yelling: “Hello? Is anyone here?”

A voice coming from the kitchen: “Yeah, I’m coming.”

The Door to the kitchen opened up, and Meowzma came walking out.

Meowzma: “You two must be Dash and Guido.”

Romero: “I’m Romero, Guido is my brother. Why does this place look so run down?”

Meowzma: “Because ever since the Big Cheese left Speedy, and the others really don’t have a need for the Rescue team, or at least me. I’ve been the only one working here for a couple of years. That and everyone goes to the main Pizza Cats building to eat, because this one is so far away.”
 
Romero: “Wow, I didn’t know that, I thought all of the Pizza Cats where doing good.”
 
Meowzma: “Naw, just the ones closer to the Palace.”

Meowzma turned to Dash.

Meowzma: “It’s good to see you again, Dash!”

Dash: “Yeah, it’s great to be able to go through the program to become and official Samurai Pizza Cat!”

Meowzma: “Well I guess I should get started on training you guys, but first you have to watch the initiation video.”

Romero groaned when he heard this.

Dash: “What’s wrong?”

Romero: “My brother told me about this video. He said that it was very, very boring.”

Dash: “Oh, come on I bet it’s interesting.”

Meowzma led them into the kitchen, brought out some chairs from the front, turned on the T.V. and, put the DVD into the DVD player.

Narrator: “Sorry to interrupt folks, but it looks like the Big Cheese and Jerry just arrived into Little Tokyo Heading towards the Koon industries building. For those of you that don’t know the history behind Koon Industries, let me fill you in. Koon Industries was a company that started the day after Big Cheese’s comet plan failed. Koon Industries building is the third highest building in Little Tokyo next to the rebuilt Palace, and Little Tokyo High. No one in Little Tokyo knows what Koon Industries does, and the owner of company is a mystery, but I’m sure if the Big Cheese is heading there it can’t be good.”

Jerry, and the Big Cheese stepped out of the building and a security guard walked out to greet them.

Guard: “Did you have a good trip, sir?”

B.Cheese: “You ran out of peanuts and the in flight movie was second rate, at best.”

Jerry: “I thought that the movie was good.”

Guard: “Can you please follow me inside of the building? Your presents have been requested.”

Jerry thinking to himself: “I don’t remember this building being here the last time I was here.”

Jerry and the Big Cheese followed the guard into the building. They took the elevator down a level and the guard showed them to one of the door’s of the building.

Guard: “Please go inside.”

Jerry and the Big Cheese walked into the room and found that the lights were off and Big Cheese started to get scared.

Big Cheese: “Jerry? Where are you? I can’t see.”

The lights suddenly turned on and Big Cheese and Jerry saw all of the Big Cheese’s relatives.

Relatives: “Surprise!!!”

Jerry: “What the…!?!”

Jerry looked around and saw all of the Big Cheese relatives and saw a banner that read: “Welcome Back!!!”

Big Cheese surprised: “What a Surprise!! Thank you all for coming here. I’ve had time to think and I think I finally have a way to beat the Thorn in our sides, “The Samurai Pizza Cats.”

Jerry: “Boss, where did this building come from?”

Big Cheese: “Remember what I said about all of the money that I took when I was at the Palace?”

Jerry nodded his head.

B.Cheese: “Well, I keep a few dollars on the side when I was building the meteor magnet, and created a backup plan just in case I was to be sent to Extra’s Island. I also let my family members know of the plan and they started working on this building and starting Koon Industries, and I had my family turn it into a international business.”

Jerry thinking to himself: “Wow, I never thought I’d see the day that Cheesy would be actually thinking things through.”

One of the Big Cheese’s relatives walked up to him.

Relative: “Your room is ready, and we have a surprise waiting for you.”

B.Cheese: “Thank you uncle Monty. Jerry, let’s go see the room.”

Big Cheese’s uncle showed them the door to the Big Cheese’s room. On the door it had the initials “ S.B.C.” in gold.

The Big Cheese opened the door and turned the lights on, what he saw what was inside he let out a girly shriek of Joy, and Jerry’s bottom beak dropped.

B.Cheese: “It’s…it’s…”

Jerry: “Your whole Kimono collection?”

Monty: “We thought that you might want them, after Princess Vi sold them. To remodel the Palace, but the surprise doesn’t stop there.”

Monty went into one of the draws in Big Cheese room and took out a long rectangular box.

Jerry Thinking to himself: “It’s probably make up.”

And Jerry was right it was a case of Avion brand make-up.

Jerry: “Of course…”

Big Cheese took the box of make up and started to dance around like a little girl.

Monty: “Now that your back, I hope you won’t mind getting started on that plan of yours, the European Pizza Cats are becoming quite the interlopers lately, as well as the other Pizza Cats around the world. By the way Nephew what is your plan?”

B.Cheese: “I’m glad someone finally asked that, you see…”

Narrator: “And so the Big Cheese told his diabolical plan to Jerry and his uncle Monty.”

B.Cheese: “Hey you cut me off! I was about to explain my plan!”

Narrator: “Fine I was going to quickly go though it, but if you want to go and do my job than go ahead.”

B.Cheese: “Thank you. Now as I was saying why is it that we always get beaten by the Samurai Pizza Cats?”

Jerry raised his hand.

Jerry: “I know this, it’s because the good guys always win and you don’t have the foresight to actually have any good plans.”

Big Cheese gritted his teeth.

B.Cheese: “No, it’s because we haven’t taken this to the next level. I propose that we go with the old family plan operation: “Cheese Wheel.”

Narrator: “Da Da Daaaa!”

Monty gasped when he heard this, and Jerry scratched the top of his head.

Jerry: “I don’t get it. What’s operation Cheese Wheel?”

Narrator: “Da Da Daaaa!”

B.Cheese: “Will you stop that?”

Narrator: “Fine. Just trying to add some suspense.”

Monty: “It’s an old family plan that calls for world domination. I’d never thought that I would every hear anyone in the family going through with it.”

Jerry: “How will we do that when you couldn’t even take over Little Tokyo?”

B.Cheese: “It’s really quite simple Jerry. You’ve been standing in the answer the whole time we’ve gotten here, but since your old I’ll lay it out for you. Phase one is already done, because we have this building and we’re already international, Phase two is where we divert the attention away from what the company is really about and towards something else, like the regular Giant robot here or there, and Phase three…I’ll tell you about that later.”

Jerry thinking to himself: “Wow, maybe all that salt water Cheesy drank got his mind going again.”

B.Cheese: “Monty, tell everyone that tomorrow is when option 11 goes into effect, right now I want to get relaxed and try on my Kimono’s again.”

Monty: “Aye, Cheesy you’ve got the full support of the family.”

Jerry: “So should I see about getting the Ninja Crow’s, Rude Noise, and Bad Bird back?”

B.Cheese: “See what you can do about the Ninja Crow’s, and Rude Noise, and as far as Bad Bird goes why don’t we invite him over, maybe we can, “persuade,” him to join our side again.

Jerry: “But he went to the good side. How are we going to persuade him?”

B.Cheese: “I’m talking about hypnotizing him! I’m sure there is a little evil in him!”

Jerry: “I have to handle it to you, Boss, this idea of yours sounds like it might work.”

Narrator: “DA DA DAAA!!! Seems like Big Cheese really does have his act together this time. Now that’s settled let’s go back and see how the heroes in training are doing.”

Back at Meowzma’s Pizza Cat, the initiation tape was about to end.

Video: “And that’s how you two can be a Samurai Pizza Cat!!”

Meowzma walked into the room and turned off the T.V.

Meowzma: “How’s was it boys? Hope it wasn’t too boring.”

Meowzma looked at Dash and Romero and saw that they were fast asleep.

Meowzma Yelling: “Get up Guys! Time to unpack, and get ready to train!”

Dash and Romero started stretching, and Romero looked at his clock, and saw that it read 11:30.

Romero: “It’s almost midnight, and we’re going start training?”

Meowzma: “Yeah, it’s the perfect time to start, but first you guy’s have thirty minuets to unpack.”

Meowzma led Romero and Dash out of the room and down the hall to two doors that where next to each other, and a third one that was right across from the other two.

Meowzma: “Here are your rooms boys, like I said, you have thirty minuets to unpack and get ready.”

Romero went into the left room and Dash went into the right, and both started to unpack their bags. After about 28 minuets Romero was done packing and went to check on Dash.

When Romero walked into Dash’s room he was surprised to see that he had a lot of Samurai Pizza Cat merchandise. Romero walked in and looked at the stack of CD’s that Dash had.

Romero: “Wow, you have the Pointless Sister’s album, and the Rude Noise’s tour CD’s? I’m surprised that you don’t have my brother’s CD.”

Dash: “Yeah I tried to look for it, but I can’t seem to find it anywhere.”

Romero: “Hang on a sec. I have one.”

Romero quickly ran out Dash’s room and back into his own. Then came running back into Dash’s.

Romero: “Here.”

Romero handed Dash a CD with Guido’s face on the cover.

Dash: “Is this Guido’s CD? Where did you get it?”

Romero: “I’m his brother remember? He sent a whole load of them to our family. Our Mom and Dad always play it when I come to visit them, and I only have the CD on me when I want to embarrass him.”

Dash: “Wow, thanks Romero.”

Romero: “Yeah, your welcome. Just don’t play it too loud.”

Meowzma walked into Dash’s room.

Meowzma: “Alright guys, Time to start your Samurai training.”

Narrator: And so, Dash’s and Romero’s training have started, and the Big Cheese has put his new plan into action. Stay tuned for the next installment!

[Romero Anchovy]

Chapter 4: A bit of nostalgia

Narrator: “As Dash’s and Romero’s trained on the outskirts of Little Tokyo we join the Samurai Pizza Cats as they clean up for the night, at least two of them. Where’s Speedy and Guido?”

Francine behind the cash register: “I don’t know. I’ve sent them on one delivery and they haven’t shown up yet. When they get back they’re in for it.”

Polly wiping a table: “I can’t believe those guys would ditch work especially when it’s the day that all of the school kids get out. I can’t tell you how many boys where hitting on me! Most of them where jocks!”

Francine: “Lucky, only the nerds were talking to me. One of them used the old, “1+1= us together,” routine how corny was that.

The front door opened and Speedy and Guido tried to sneak into the room. They made it pass Polly and were about to make it into the kitchen until…

Francine with her back turned to Speedy and Guido: “Glad you guy’s could make it. Did you have fun on your day off?”

Speedy: “Hey it’s not our fault that the writer of this thing didn’t give us a appearance in this thing until now.”

Guido: “Yeah, So what are we suppose to do? Just sit in our trailers until we’re called for?”

Polly: “I know what you guys can do. Just wait there a second.”

And in a flash Polly went into the kitchen.

Speedy whispering to Guido: “You don’t think she’s getting that skillet again?”

Guido whispering back: “I…”

*Wham! *

Guido was cut off by a large metal skillet that decided to greet the back of his and Speedy’s head. Speedy and Guido landed on the floor with a Big lump on the back of there heads.

Polly holding a large skillet with two dents in it: “Maybe next time you guys can come and help us when we need it!”

Speedy and Guido quickly got to there feet.

Speedy rubbing the lump on his head: “Sheesh Polly. Don’t you know you could give someone brain damage by doing that?”

Guido: “Yeah, you could give me brain damage, but I don’t know about Speedy. He does seem to have a thick skull sometimes.”

Polly: “Brain damage is the least of your worries right now!”

Francine watched as the three of them started fighting in one of those balls of smoke. After about three minuets she got tried of watching them and decided to break it up.

Francine: “Alright, now. That’s enough. Did you all forget what’s happening tomorrow?”

Polly: “I didn’t.”

Speedy: “I didn’t either.”

Guido: “Uh…I did.”

Speedy: “And you said that I have a thick skull?”

Francine: “Stop it you two. We have to get ready for the wedding tomorrow.”

Guido: “Oh, I know now. You’re talking about Bird Brain and his Girlfriend, right? What’s her name again, Paula? Darla?”

Speedy, Polly, and Francine in unison: “It’s Carla!”

Guido: “Yeah, I got a gift for them.”

Speedy: “I hope it’s not a copy of your CD. You’ve been giving them out to everyone. I already have 8 copies already.”

Guido: “You’re just jealous because my voice sounds smooth, and yours sounds like a New Yorker that has breathed in to much Helium.”

Francine: “Enough you two, we have to get ready for the wedding tomorrow because we’re catering and everyone is going to be there. Speedy is the Best man. So Guido I want you to clean the Bathrooms and Speedy you can take out the trash. Now get to it.”

As Guido and Speedy walked towards the kitchen, Guido leaned over towards Speedy.

Guido: “So now that Good Bird is going to get married isn’t it time someone propose to Polly?”

Speedy: “Shut up.”

Narrator: Tonight must be a busy night because over at the Bad Bird residence…

G.Bird: “Carla, I’m going out on another evening walk.”

Carla calling out to Good Bird as he started to leave: “Be careful, Birdy.”

G.Bird: “Don’t worry, Carla, I’ll be back.”

As Good Bird stepped out side he noticed that there was a letter addressed to him on his front door steep.

Good Bird opened the letter and proceeded to open it.

G.Bird reading the letter: “Greetings Good Bird, I am an old friend of yours and just got back into town. I heard that you were getting married and I want to give you something. I work at the Koon industries building, and had one of my interns bring this letter to you. I have the gift with me, and am working an all nighter, and won’t be able to make the wedding. So, come down here while I’m on break, so that I can give it to you. Hurry, because I don’t have a very long break time”

G.Bird thinking to himself: “I’ve made so many friends now that I’m good I wonder who it is?”

Narrator: “And so Good Bird made his way to Koon industries to meet his mystery friend.”

Good Bird came to a gate in front the building with two Guards standing watch.

Guard 1: “Halt who goes there?”

G.Bird: “I got this letter saying that one of my friends had a gift for me.

Guard 2: “You may enter.”

The Gate door opened, and Good Bird entered the building. When he got inside he saw that the place was empty. Good Bird was about to leave when he heard a familiar voice call to him from the intercom in the building.

Voice: “Glad you could make it. Please come down to meeting room A. I have your surprise set up there.”

As Good Bird did as the voice requested he couldn’t help to think…

G.Bird to himself: “Don’t I know that voice from some where?”

Good Bird walked into the empty dark room.

Voice: “Please have a seat. We have much to catch up on.”

Good Bird sat down, and the chair had strapped him in with metal restraints.

G.Bird struggling: “Hey what is this? Who are you?”

Voice: “Don’t you remember me?”

The lights came on reveling Jerry Atric.

G.Bird: “You? How did you get back? Your suppose to be on Extra’s Island!”

Jerry chuckled

Jerry: “Well apparently, I’ve been brought back by the writers, but enough about me let’s hear about you.”

G.Bird: “I’m good now! Leave me alone! I’m getting married tomorrow!”

Jerry: “Good? A bird like you? What would your father think? He would be ashamed to call you his son, But don’t worry I think I have a way that we can make you dad proud.”

Jerry pressed a button on his cane and from behind him came a giant projector from the ceiling.

G.Bird: “What are you going to do?”

Jerry: “Oh nothing. Just try to inspire you a little, Bad Bird”

The projector screen at the back of the room turned on and started to show images of crimes being committed, and other bad things.

Jerry: “I’ll Check on back on you in a while.”

Good Bird tried to resist, but slowly his will was being broken down.

G.Bird with a tear rolling down his beak: “I’m sorry Carla…”

Narrator: “Wow, Now this is some good Action! So much it looks like this Episode will have to go into an extra chapter to fit it all! May be this new writer isn’t that bad after all.”


(What does everone think so far?)

[Romero Anchovy]

(Okay I know it's been a while but i've been working on it and here is the last chap of ep. 1. what you might notice is that this is a whole lot longer than the other ones. the reason behind that is i was trying to get it all finished and realised that by the third i made some of them too short oh here is 5th. I'm also starting to gather ideas for ep.2)

Chapter 5: Wedding Day

Narrator: “Has Good Bird really turned back to his bad side? Will the Big Cheese actually have a plan that will work? And when will the writers cut me my first paycheck? Hopefully we’ll find out in this chapter.”

Speedy, and Guido were wear tuxes, and standing near the door of the Pizza Cat.

Speedy yawning: “Man, Last night was a long one. I’d never thought I would get through it. There was so much trash. How’d you do?”

Guido thought about cleaning the bathrooms for a minute before giving a response.

Guido shivering: “Some things are best left unsaid. What’s taking Francine and Polly so long anyways?”

Speedy: “I think they’re still getting ready.”

Guido: “They’ve been getting ready for over 5 hours!”

The door to the kitchen opened and Polly and Francine walked out. Polly was wearing a pink dress with a light pink rose on her left side and Francine was wearing the same thing.

Polly as she gave a twirl: “So what do you guy’s think?”

Guido: “That you need more than 5 hours...”

*Wham! *

Polly regained her composer as she held the large metal skillet that now had three dents in it.

Francine: “Okay guys, I think we’re ready to go. I just have to make a phone call.”

Francine ran back into the kitchen and dialed in a number on the video telephone. Meowzma’s face popped up on the screen.

Meowzma: “Hiya Francine!”

Francine: “Hi Meowzma. How’s the training going?”

Meowzma: “Alright for the most part. Dash is pretty good, and Romero isn’t giving up either. So you still want us to bring the pizza’s right?”

Francine nodded her head: “Yeah, we would do it, but with Polly being one of the maids of honor, and Speedy being the best man. I know that Guido and I couldn’t do it. There are a lot of people coming.”

Meowzma: “No problem, Fran. We’ll get to work on it. How many do you need?”

Francine: “1,500. By noon.”

Meowzma: “Alright we’ll have it done.”

Francine: “Oh, Meowzma, Is your wife going to be there too? I heard that she just got back into town from visiting her twin sister in America.”

Meowzma: “Yeah, she’s supposed to stop by, before heading over.”

Francine: “Alright I have to go. I’ll send the list of pizza’s to you and I’ll see you there.”

Meowzma waved goodbye as the screen cut off, then he hung up the phone and walked out of the kitchen to where the lobby was. He saw that Dash, and Romero had collapsed in a pile on the floor from last nights training.

Meowzma as he nudged them: “Alright you two it’s time to start cooking. We have a big order to fill, and I’m going to need your help.”

Both of them slowly got up. Each of them were still tired.

Dash yawning: “So what do you want us to do?”

Meowzma: “We have to make 1,500 pizza’s before noon.”

Romero: “What? That many?”

Meowzma: “Don’t worry it’s easier than you think.”

Romero and Dash groaned as they started to follow Meowzma into the kitchen. The lobby door opened up and Lucille walked in wearing the same dress Polly was wearing.

Lucille: “Hello? Meowzma?”

Romero: “Who’s that?”

Dash: “That’s Lucille.”

Meowzma walked came back out of the kitchen.

Meowzma: “Hi there sweety. How was your sister?”

Lucille: “She’s alright. I brought something for you, honey.”

Lucille reached into her bag and pulled out a Dallas Cowboys jersey with "Romo" on the back.

Meowzma grabbed Lucille and spun her around.

Meowzma: “Oh man! You are the most perfect wife ever! Then he gave her a kiss.”

Lucille: “Oh honey...” (the top of her head opens up)

Meowzma: “Boys...HIT THE DECK!”

Romero: “What?”

Meowzma and Dash ran for cover quickly as a salvo of small missiles launches all over the room.

Dash: “Oh yeah Romero, I forgot to tell you. When Lucille gets emotional...it has explosive results.”

Romero: (coughs up smoke) “So I noticed...”

Meowzma: “Alright guys we still have that huge order to fill, But don’t worry, we have one of the fastest ovens in all of Little Tokyo so we should get this done in no time. Ready?”

The boys both nodded.

Meowzma: “You go on ahead babe, I'll be there as soon as these pizzas are done.”

He gave Lucille another peck on the cheek. She giggled and went on her way to meet up with Polly.

Narrator: “As those guys start getting to work. Let’s see what evil things Big Cheese and Jerry are up to.”

Big Cheese and Jerry where on the observatory floor of the Koon Industries looking at Little Tokyo.

Big Cheese: “Have you checked to see how the traitor is doing?”

Jerry: “Yes, sir he is on our side again. Right now he’s warming up.”

Big Cheese: “Good. I assume that the robot is ready also.”

Jerry: “Yes Cheesy, Everything is going to schedule.”

Big Cheese turned to Jerry with a grin on his face: “I think it’s time we start off with a bang. Get Bad Bird and have him escort our robot.”

Jerry: “Where to, Boss?”

Big Cheese took out a telescope and looked out at the city: “Nope…nope…Ah! There! It looks like they are setting up for a wedding, so a lot of people are going to be there. Let’s give the broom and bride a present they won’t soon forget.”

As Jerry went to get Bad Bird he started thinking to himself: “Didn’t Bad Bird mention something about a wedding?”

Down at the wedding Carla was worried because no one has seen Good Bird.

Carla crying: “I don’t know where Birdy is! He didn’t come home after his evening walk.”

Polly patting Carla on the back: “Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s going to show up soon, besides you have to get ready for your big day.”

Lucille finally arrived and saw Polly and Carla.

Lucille: “Hi Polly. Carla what’s wrong?”

Polly: “Good Bird didn’t come back from his walk last night.”

Lucille: “Oh dear, that’s terrible.”

Polly: “I’m sure he’s going to show up, Come on Lucille, let’s help Carla get ready.”

Speedy and Guido where standing near the alter watching everyone come in.

Speedy: “I wonder where Bird brain went to anyways?”

Guido: “He probably got cold feet and flew off.”

Speedy: “I don’t know he seemed to be really in love with Carla.”

Francine: “Alright guys. Stop laying around We have to show the people where they sit.”

Guido: “Don’t they have wedding planners to do this sort of thing?”

Francine: “Your looking at her. Carla paid me to plan this wedding, and I’m making sure that this goes right, Meowzma should be here with the food any minuet now.”

Speedy: “Great so even on our day off we have to work?”

Francine: “Yup, I want you two to usher in the people as they come in.”

Speedy and Guido gave a groan as they did what Francine asked.

Everything started to flow together as Francine ordered Speedy and Guido around. Polly and Lucille help Carla get ready. Everyone was waiting for the wedding to start.

Speedy: “I never knew Good Bird knew so many people?”

Guido: “Me neither, but right know I have some thing else on my mind.”

Speedy: “What’s that?”

Guido: “All the hot single ladies.”

Speedy’s stomach interrupted their conversation.

Speedy: “Man, we’ve been in such a rush with Francine I’m starving.”

Guido rubbing his stomach: “Yeah, me too. Where’s the food?”

A familiar sent filled the air as Meowzma, Dash, and Romero finally arrived with the Pizzas.

Speedy with his mouth watering: “Look there’s the grub.”

Guido: “Let’s see about getting a slice.”

Speedy and Guido quickly ran up to Meowzma and the boys.

Meowzma: “Hey guys, do you know where Francine wants these?”

Guido: “You can…uh…you can leave them with us.”

Speedy: “Yeah we know where they should go.”

Meowzma, Dash, and Romero where about to hand over the pizza’s when Francine showed up.

Francine: “Good, you guys made it. And Speedy and Guido, You where going to help them?”

Speedy: “Yeah, Francine. We wanted to help, and put these pizza’s away. Right Guido?”

Guido: “Yeah, I want to help take those heavy pizza’s from my little brother.”

Romero shot Guido a glare but remained silent.

Francine: “Alright take them to the table next to the water fountain.”

Speedy and Guido quickly took the Pizza’s and disappeared.

Francine: “Now that’s taken care of we can start the wedding.”

Francine ran off and started to get everyone ready. When everyone was in place Francine gave the start to the conductor to start the music. The conductor was about to finish the song when the ground started vibrating violently.

Guido with pizza in his mouth: “Mhat’s moing mon?”

Speedy with pizza in his mouth also: “MI mon’t mow?”

Narrator: “It’s horrible! It’s awful! It’s a Giant Robotic eyeball? What is the Big Cheese thinking?”

Jerry: “That’s what I want to know. Cheesy why did you have a giant eyeball robot made?”

Cheese: “I have my reason, Jerry. Trust me, I know what I’m doing.”

Jerry: “Eye, Eye caption.”

On top of the eyeball stood a familiar looking crow dressed in battle armor.

Bad Bird laughing: “It feels good to be back! I’m going to mow Little Tokyo down with this robot!”

Guest: “Everybody run! It’s going to stare us to death!!!”

As all of the guest started running for their life’s Carla, Francine, Lucille, Polly, Meowzma, Dash, Speedy, Guido, and Romero stood at the bottom of the eye looking up at Bad Bird.

Carla pleading: “Birdy! Birdy, why are you doing this?”

Polly: “He turned back to evil?”

Guido: “I knew he was wasn’t really good.”

Carla: “No! There has to be some sort of reason behind this. Birdy is good.”

Francine pulled everyone except Lucille aside.

Francine: “We should get back to the Pizza Cat, Meowzma you and the boys should come back with us also.”

Romero: “What about Carla?”

Guido: “Don’t worry, bro, the Samurai Pizza Cats will save her.”

Francine: “Okay, let’s get back.”

Meowzma grabbed Lucille’s arm as they started to make their exit: “Come on honey it’s not safe here.”

Lucille: “Are you sure Carla is safe?”

Meowzma: “I’m sure that the SPC’s will be able to sort this thing out, honey.”

Carla ran into a clear area of the park.

Carla: “Birdy! Why are you doing this? Why are destroying what’s suppose to be our day?”

Carla didn’t get a response from Bad Bird. Instead the giant eyeball Bad Bird was standing on started rolling towards her. Carla started running away from it, but had tripped and fell to the ground.

As the eye advanced towards Carla she closed her eyes and tried pleading one last time: “Birdy!!!”

Carla waited for the eye to crush her, but after a few second’s of nothing she opened her eyes. She saw that Bad Bird was staring down at her.

B.Bird: “Ca…Carla?”

Carla: “Birdy? Why are you doing this?”

From a distance Big Cheese and Jerry where watching the robot.

B.Cheese: “Why has the robot stopped?”

Jerry was looking out of his telescope: “I thought that might happen.”
B.Cheese grabbing the telescope from Jerry: “What? What’s happening why is Bad Bird just standing there?”

Jerry: “I think he’s snapping out of it.”

B.Cheese grabbing Jerry: “This isn’t part of my plan. Jerry do something!”

Jerry took out a headset: “Already on it boss. Ninja Crows...grab that bird!”

Three or four ninja crows hopped out from inside the ball part of the robot and grabbed Carla.

Carla struggling: “What are you doing? Get your hands off me...BIRDY!!! HELP!!! BIRDY!!!”

Bad Bird: “Carla...Carla...CARLA!!!”

Jerry spoke pulled the head set close to his beak so that Bad Bird could hear him clearly: “Look, if you know what's good for you, you will do exactly what I say, otherwise you’ll never see her again. (yeah I know its a classic line. Its in my contract to use it at least once a season)”

Bad Bird (thinking): “I'll save you Carla...no matter what...”

Narrator: So it looks like there is still some good in him after all. But what about the Pizza Cats?

Back at the Pizza Cat.

Speedy: “Hey man, we're still here.”  (Speedy turned towards Guido) “You know what, there is a chance that we might be able to get Good Bird back. He must be under some sort of mind control. The question is who is it?”

Guido: “Yeah looks like he obviously still cares for Carla. Hey Dash and Romero. You guys go after Carla and the crows. Meowzma, since you’re training them, you go too. The rest of us will try to snap GB (or BB whichever it is) out of this mind control.”

Dash: “You got it man.”

Romero: “Yeah we can do this.”

Narrator: “So it looks like our aspiring Pizza Cats are going to get some on the job training. Dash and Romero and Meowzma raced back to the park to take care of the ninja crows. That had Carla.”

Carla: "You'll never get away with this" Carla shouted as the ninja crows finished tying her up.”

Big Cheese: "Now this is what I want! As soon as those Samurai Pizza Cats get there, Bad Bird will have to fight them in order to save Carla. Nothing can stop this plan!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! (cough cough *drinks a bottle of water*)

Jerry looked out of the telescope again to see what was happening and saw that three cats had started to dispatch ninja crow that where suppose to guard Carla.

Jerry: “I think that something is stopping the plan, Cheesy. Look at this.”

Jerry passed the telescope back to B.Cheese once he was done with his water. B.Cheese saw that Meowzma, Dash, and Romero had already beaten up have of the Ninja Crows and where close to where they where holding Carla.

B.Cheese: “What? Who are they?”
 
Jerry: “I don’t know, but I think the orange and yellow one was part of the Samurai Pizza Cat Rescue team or something.”

B.Cheese: “Order Bad Bird to eliminate those cats!”

Jerry: “Right away, sir!” (Talking into the headset) “Bad Bird if you eliminate those cats, Carla won’t get hurt.”

Narrator: “Back at the Pizza Cat Speedy, Polly, and Guido had just finished changing into their Samurai attire, and where about to be launched out of the canon by Francine.”

Francine on the speaker: “It’s time once again to send the pizza cats flying. If you want to see them in action stand behind the white line, and you’ll know that I’m not lying.”

The top of the Pizza Cat parlor lifted up and the clock that was on the front folded down. Francine typed into the computer to get the trajectories right and grabbed the trigger of a gun that was pointed towards the screen.

Francine: “Here we go!”

She pulled the trigger of the gun three times, and each time a loud bang could be heard a red, white, and blue could of smoke was seen flying into the air leaving the top of the pizza parlor.

Down on the ground two Little Tokyo citizens where watching the whole spectacle happen.

Junior: “Mama? Do you think they are going to fight that giant eyeball that’s in the park?”

Mama-san: “Well if they don’t do then I guess it would be up to me.”

Narrator: “As the Pizza Cats made it to the park, Meowzma, and the boys had finished beating up the last of the Ninja Crows, and Romero working on was untying Carla when Bad Bird kicked Romero in the face.”

B.Bird: “Hold it right there!”

Meowzma: “Good Bird, Why are you doing this?”

B.Bird: “Because!”

B.Bird took out his sword and was prepared for a battle when out the corner of his eye he saw Carla.

Carla looked lovingly at Bad Bird...

Carla: “Birdy I know that the real you is in there...the one I agreed to marry and spend the rest of my life with...Fight it...I know you can...”

Bad Bird: “Carla...I...I...I...”

Dash: “Hey, I think he's coming around...Carla keep talking to him.”

Carla: “Birdy, don’t forget who you are...these people are trying to tell you you’re something you’re not. I love you Birdy...I love you...”

Bad Bird: “Must fight...for Carla...for my love...”

Jerry and B.Cheese where listening in on the conversation.

Jerry: “No…no...don’t say it...”

Bad Bird: “I LOVE YOU CARLA!!!”

Narrator: “Suddenly Bad Bird shook violently and dropped his sword...”

Good Bird: “Hey can you stop calling me Bad Bird...”

Dash: “Alright! Looks like love conquers all after all!”

G. Bird: “I’m so sorry...I don’t know what happened to me...”
Carla (as GB is finishing untying her): “Birdy, it’s ok. I knew you where still good inside.”

Romero who just recovered from being kicked in the face: “What did I miss?”

Narrator: “Oh just another love triumphing over evil sort of thing. Oh yeah look out.”

Romero: “Look out? For Wha…”

Romero was just hit by Speedy, Polly, and Guido as they finally arrived on the scene.

Romero barely conscious: “Oh for that…” falls back to the ground.

Speedy: “Sorry, there Romero looks like Francine is still a little rusty.”

Narrator: “Looks like B.Cheese plan is going to be like his other ones… a complete failure.”

B.Cheese: “It’s not a failure yet. It’s just starting.”

Jerry: “It is?”

B.Cheese: “That isn’t any particular robotic eyeball. This one is really a analyze so right now every thing that has happened wasn’t part of my real plan.”

B.Cheese took out a joystick that he had in his vest.

Jerry: “What are you going to do with that?”

B.Cheese: “Watch and learn.”

B.Cheese started to press buttons on the controller and the veins in the robotic eye started to become more like tentacles.

Everyone seemed in shock as the eye started to advance towards them.

Meowzma: “I think that thing means business. Good Bird you and Carla get out of here we can take it from here.”

G.Bird: “Alright.”

Romero got up and dusted him self off not knowing that he was right in front of the robot.

Romero: “What are you guys staring at?”

Speedy: “Behind you!”
Romero turned and saw that the robot was right behind him. He tried to run but the robot grabbed him with one of its tentacles.

Guido: “Great, I have to save my brother on the first day.”

Guido took out the sword from his umbrella and was about to cut Romero free when a tentacle grabbed him.

B.Cheese: “Oh no you don’t. Now let’s see I just need the Pink and white one.”

Three of the robots tentacles went for Polly. She was able to stop two of them but the third one got her by the foot as she was jumping in midair.

Meowzma, Speedy, and Dash where the only ones left and the giant eyeball still had tons of tentacles left.

B.Cheese: “Hehehe. This is the best plan ever!”

B.Cheese pressed the joystick forward and all of the tentacles rushed to grab the rest of the Pizza Cats. Speedy and Dash where able to dodge the tentacles, but Meowzma wasn’t so lucky.

B.Cheese: “And now for the main part of my genius plan.”

B.Cheese pressed a button that said analyze on it. As the group tried to get free they started to become tired.

Romero yawning: “Is it me, or (yawn) am I getting tired?”

Polly: “I (yawn) am also.”

Meowzma: “ Me (yawn) too.”

Guido: “I’m wide a…(fell asleep)”

Speedy: “What is that thing doing to them?”

Dash: “I don’t know but we better get them out fast.”

Speedy: “Alright, I’ll take the two on the left and you can get the two on the right. Then we’ll finish this thing.”

Dash nodded his head as he went to save his friends.

Speedy cut Romero, and Polly down with his sword, and Dash cut Guido and Meowzma down.

After Speedy and Dash set their friends down they turned their attention towards the giant Eyeball.

B.Cheese: “Good this should be the part I was waiting for.”

Jerry: “You mean, you want the robot to blow up?”

Speedy: “I don’t know where you came from but…”

Dash: “Your one giant eyesore!”

Speedy: “You ready to do this?”

Dash: “You don’t have to tell me twice!”

Narrator: So Dash raced toward the giant robotic eye and with the grace of a (hopefully not underage) Chinese gymnast he cart wheeled straight up in the air. As he rose he drew his swords, and anyone who remembers SPC Evolutions knows what’s coming next, but what’s this Speedy is getting ready to do his signature move also!?!?...(Someone better get the special effects department on the phone.)

Dash: “Rise...”

Speedy: “Cat…”

Jerry: “Oh boy this could end badly...”

Dash: “Of The...”

Speedy: “Eye...”

B. Cheese: “Hehehe.”

Speedy: “SLASH!”

Dash: “PHOENIX!!!”

Narrator: “Both Attacks hit their mark, and with a one-two, the robot split in half and exploded into a pile of parts.”

Speedy as he twirled his swords: “And that’s game!”

Narrator: “After that amazing, budget busting visual effect. Lets see how B.Cheese is handling his lose.

Jerry was running around trying to shelter himself from what he thought was going to be a huge explosion: “Please Boss, Don’t lose you’re temper. We’ll get them next time.”

B.Cheese looking out at Little Tokyo: “Why would I be upset, Jerry? I got what I wanted, and the summer is still new.”

Jerry: “What do you mean?”

[Crow]

Gah, for the love of god people, don't abrev. names!

It's BAD BIRD and BIG CHEESE.

Who the hell is B. Bird? Big Bird from Seasame Street? (Or a mix between Bad Bird and Big Cheese? Bad Cheese? Ewww..)

Carry on.

~Spy

[Romero Anchovy]

Well I'm glad that your liking it, and giving me feed back Spy. Although I am scared for my well being since you murdered my toys as well. Dash Has been a great help and I'd like to give him Mad Props for working with me. I also want to give a shout out to Pollygirl for also giving me words of encouragement. so now I present episode 2.

BTW: if anyone else wants to say something or has suggestions feel free to either tell me here or pm me. I like feedback.

Episode 2: Cheesestation X64

Ch.1: just business

Narrator: “It’s another bright and wonderful day in Little Tokyo. After the whole mess with the giant eye it’s seems that life has gotten back to normal. (What ever that is…) Looks like at Koon Industries Big Cheese is acting like his normal self.”

Inside Big Cheese’s room Big Cheese standing in a mirror with Geisha make-up, and a kimono on

Big Cheese: “Oh! Aren’t I just the most beautiful thing you laid eyes on? And this new make up really brings out the color of my eyes!”

Narrator: “I think I’m going to be sick…”

Big Cheese: “You’re just jealous that you don’t have a beautiful face structure like mine!”

Narrator: “Sure, let’s go with that.”

A knocking came from out side and Jerry entered the room.

Jerry: “Boss, I have to hand it to you this idea of yours is really…”

Jerry got a good look at what Big Cheese was wearing.

Big Cheese: “Really what?”

Jerry: “I think I’m going to be sick.”

Narrator: “At least I’m not the only one.”

Big Cheese: “Hpmh! So, what is it Jerry?”

Jerry with his back now turned to Big Cheese: “I just wanted to say that I got a call from my room that the scientists have finally got the data the eye recorded and they are working on it now.”

Big Cheese: “Good let’s go down and take a look.”

Big Cheese got changed into his normal clothes and they took an Elevator down to the 5th basement floor.

When the Door opened Jerry saw that there where ton’s of scientists working on various projects, and running around from place to place.

Jerry to himself: “There’s more scientists here than we have Ninja Crows.”

Big Cheese: “impressive isn’t it?”

Jerry: “How are we affording all of this?”

Big Cheese: “Do I have to remind you of everything?”

Jerry: “Well I am old…”

Big Cheese: “Fine, I’ll tell you again. My families has put their money together along with their resources and together have gotten Koon Industries to be the world’s number 1 company. We are starting to corner the market in everything, and the best part about it that those Samurai Pizza Idiots can’t do anything to stop us.”

One of the scientists walked over to Big Cheese and Jerry. As soon as Jerry saw the scientists he knew that he had to be one of the Big Cheese’s relatives.

Scientist: “Hey there cousin I’m glad you could come down here.”

Big Cheese: “ Jerry, I’d like to introduce you to my cousin Dr. Beaker.”

Jerry: “Good to meet you.”

Big Cheese: “He’s the second smartest in our family next to me.”

Jerry thinking to himself:  “Must be a family of idiots then

Dr. Beaker: “I don’t want to brag, but I am quite intelligent.”

Big Cheese: “So what did you want to show us?”

Name: “Well after the delays, we where able to finally able to finish project DTFTIO. Would you like to see it?”

Dr. Beaker lead Big Cheese and Jerry through the lab.

Jerry was looking at all the scientists working hard on the various projects.

Jerry thinking to himself: “ I can’t believe this buffoon’s plan is this deep. And what is DTFTIO?”

Jerry was about to ask when (Name) and Big Cheese turned in front of a window.

Jerry looked out the window also and was amazed at what he saw: “I can’t believe it! Is that what I really think it is?”

Dr. Beaker: “We where able to analyze the data that recon eye gave us and come up with this. It is totally under our control, is it two your liking cousin?”

Big Cheese: “I don’t know can it really fight?”

Dr. Beaker grinned: “We where able to analyze a couple of moves and get data from the other so it defiantly can. It also can quickly learn the moves of others. Watch this.”

Dr. Beaker picked up a phone and spoke into it: “Perform SSM: 1.”

There was a big flash of light that came through the window and shined in (Name), Big Cheese’s and Jerry’s face.

There was a grin that grew on Big Cheese’s face as he continued to look out the window: “This is perfect. They won’t know what hit them.”

Dr. Beaker: “I almost forgot we’ve been monitoring the present that we gave to Princess Vi, she’s close to getting into our trap.”

Big Cheese: “Good, and I assume that the other copies are ready.”

Dr. Beaker: “Yes they have all been tested and ready for worldwide shipping, but per your orders we are running a contest to see who gets the first.”

Big Cheese: “I’m so happy I think I’ll order out.”

Jerry: “Good I’m starving.”

Narrator: “Wow what is Big Cheese up to now? Lets see what our two trainees are up to.”

Back at the Pizza Cat Dash and Romero where busy cleaning up the shop when Francine walked in holding a suitcase.

Romero: “Hey there, Francine. What brings you over here?”

Francine sat down at one of the tables Dash just cleaned and put her suitcase on top.

Francine: “Can one of you boys get Meowzma for me? We have some business to conduct.”

Dash: “Sure I’ll get him right away.”

Dash went into the kitchen and came back with Meowzma.

Meowzma: “So what’s up?”

Francine opened up her suitcase and took out her calculator, and a big load of paper.

Francine: “I want to talk to you about the profit that’s being made here.”

Meowzma: “Okay.” Meowzma turned to the boys: “You guys can take a break, I’ll call for you when we’re done.”

Dash and Romero nodded and left for the kitchen and as soon as the door closed they pressed their ears against the door.

Francine: “Meowzma out of all the Pizza Cat Parlors this one isn’t making as much money. When Speedy was forced to go here he said that it was a ghost town, and seemed abandoned, but at least you have Dash and Romero cleaning this place.  What have you been doing here?”

Meowzma looked behind Francine to a door that read: “Meowzma’s tunnel to the center of the earth.”

Meowzma: “Uh…Lucille has uh…been...sick?”

Francine: “ Lucille has been to our Parlor almost everyday and she doesn’t seem sick to me. Big Al has put me in charge of Finances of all the Pizza Cats, and out of all of them this is the only one not making money. I don’t like not making money.”

Meowzma: “I’m sorry Fran. It’s just that the main Pizza Cat that you work at is the one that gets the most money. This one is in the old part of Little Tokyo and hardly anyone comes here.”

Francine: “I’m Sorry Meowzma, you have to come up with a plan, or else I’ll have to close this shop.” Francine put her stuff back into the suitcase and was getting ready to leave, “I have to get back to my shop. Speedy, and the others are probably goofing off somewhere.”

Meowzma quickly rising from his chair: “What about the Boys, and me?”

Francine: “You’ll all have to move over to General Catton’s Parlor.”

Meowzma: “General Catton?”

Francine: “I don’t want to do this, but you have a till next month to at least sell 500,000 pizzas, and make a profit.”

Francine left the Parlor and Meowzma sat back down into his seat.

Dash and Romero heard the whole conversation.

Dash: “Wow, we have to help Meowzma.”

Romero: “Yeah, I heard that General Catton is a very loud person that snores in his sleep.”

Dash: “What are we going to do?”

Both of them sat on the floor wondering what to do when Romero had an idea.

Romero: “I know! I’ll be right back”

Romero ran to his room and came back with a video game magazine and handed it to Dash.

Dash: “How is this going to help?”

Romero: “Look on the back! There’s a contest going on, and the winner gets a bunch of arcade games, including the new Cheesestation X64.”

Dash: “I get it we’d get an arcade in here to attract costumers.”

Romero: “Yup! So are you with me?”

Dash: “Sure thing!”

After a while of just sitting Meowzma got up and started walking back to the kitchen when the phone went off.

Meowzma: “The Phone!”

Meowzma dashed over to answer the phone.

Meowzma: “Pizza Cats Pizza we’ll have it there fast as long as you have cash. Uh huh…uh huh…500? Sure! We’ll have it there in a flash.”

Meowzma hung up the phone and dashed into the kitchen with a smile on his face.

Meowzma: “Boys! We have an order to fill for Koon industries.”

Dash: “Oh man we gotta go there? I don’t like that company.”

Romero: “Why not?”

Dash: “You remember, I had to go to one in America and stop some wacko experiment by one of Big Cheese's cousins and it almost ate my best friend.”

Romero: “Oh yeah, you told me about that on the flight back to Little Tokyo.”

Dash: “Yeah, and so I’m not a big fan of theirs.”

Romero: “Look, we need the business and fast otherwise we go to General Catton's.” (Shudders)

Dash: “Well I wouldn’t want that. I’d rather go back to my grandmother’s.”

Romero: “Yeah...anyway...we gotta win those arcade games for the shop.”

Dash: “Yeah I know but how the heck are we gonna sell half a million Pizzas in a month?”

Romero: “If we can get this arcade then I’m sure people will come to play the games. Especially the Cheesestation X64. I heard the Princess Vi has here own personal arcade and loves playing that game.”

Dash: “Alright I’ll go and help Meowzma make the pizza’s and you can fill out that entry forum.”

Narrator: “Will Romero’s plan work? Or will they have to move in with general Catton? And what was it that Dr. Beaker showed Big Cheese? And what is project DTFTIO?  Stay tuned for the next chapter to hopefully find out!”