Samurai Pizza Cats: ~Dimentional mayhem~ Chapter 1

[sjonnoh]

: alright boss, what should we do with polly?

[Musashisuya]

The ninja crow holding the hand book of Good Guys vs Bad guys was flipping over the pages, and found a page that could answer Jerry's question. He walked over to him faster than a speeding turtle (a phrase that sounds better in your head), and showed him said page and pointed.

Bad guys side

Article R, subsection D : when holding a damsel prisoner, it is always best to keep her quiet (in certian cases, gagged), and make sure she is securly tied up to ensure an impossible escape. This is especially meant for those with extreme tempers and overpowering strength,

"That answer your question?" Said the bird with the handbook of good guys vs bad guys.

[Romero Anchovy]

(ooc wow, apperently my character is advancing the storyline without my help...it's all good though.)

  (rubbing his claws together) Good. Now I can we can get this show on the road...Crows make sure Polly Enjoys here stay here!

Meanwhile the Cats where...

Are we there yet my feet are starting to get tired...
 
Why don't you just glide?

Oh, yeah I forgot i could do that...

Edit: Learn to English. For the love of God. ~Burkey

[sjonnoh]

: pfff, gliding? what about flying! thats way better! say isn't speedy going a little to fast, I mean... I don't even see him anymore...

[Musashisuya]

Mean while back at the Pizza parlor.

"And I win again, boys!" Francine yelled with joy, beating poor Spritz and the General for the 247,329th time. "Even though this isn't betting anymore, I still get to enjoy the TASTE of victory!" Francine yelled.

"is it just me, or has Francine gotten lost in the land of victory?" The General said to Spirtz, whispering so Francine wouldn't be heard.

"I think so... I mean, just listen to her, she's not rhyming even a bit." Spritz answered.

As Fracine did another victory dance, a loud noise bangs through the empty pizza parlor, and scare Francine. If you take a look to the right side of the doors when exiting, and you see a huge cat shapped knock in the wall, which is groaning in pain. Take a guess on who forgot to put on the breaks? 

OOC: Crap, I am REALLY out of my RPing mojo today. T^T

[DashStPierre]

Jerry: Big CHeese the parade is starting over...waiting for your signal to begin the distraction...over.

Big Cheese: Begin operation Jerry...call me when youre ready for me to get the royal family's attention

[DashStPierre]

(cmon guys lets get this rolling again!)

[sjonnoh]

I wanted to but can't think of anything....

[Romero Anchovy]

Me neither...that and one of my charaters is being controlled with out me...

[Musashisuya]

Speedy, who had just pulled his head out of the wall he crashed into, just saw these posts, and was shocked with what he had scene!! "Hey, you morons!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? HURRY UP AND POST!!!" Speedy yelled, taking a sledgehammer to the 4th wall. "If we don't this story going, this RP is gonna die!! Seriously, don't some of you want to see posts of me kicking that blue fur balls spiney butt?!" Speedy yelled, taking not a sledgehammer, but a WREAKING BALL to the 4th wall.

[sjonnoh]

(let's get this one alive again)
while speedy just got his head out the wall, francine, spritz and catton hesitated to speedy to give him a hand when.....
BOOM!!

 ....egh...maybe flying wasn't better than gliding after all...

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ALL DOING TO MY PARLOR! this is going to cost some money, that means no more free pizza for the next 3 months!

[Musashisuya]

Speedy pushed himself out of the hole-like knock in the wall, and ashes into the parlor, this time through the doors. "No time for that! Polly's been catnapped!" Speedy said, dashing to the ovens that were secretly also made into being chutes to a spot for Speedy and the others to put on their armor and become the SAMURAI PIZZA CATS!!