
: (singing the old Batman theme) Na na na na na na na na SPEEDY! Na na na na na na na na NOT HERE! Na na na na na na na na SPEEDY! - NOT HERE! - MESSAGE! After the beep.

: (sexy voice) Hi, you've reached Guido Anchovy - a.k.a Kitty Cassanova. If you're a beautiful girl that would like to schedule a future date, press one. If you're a beautiful girl who is in need of rescuing, press two. If you're simply a beautiful girl who'd like to get to know me better, press three. If ...
And so on.

: Hi! This is Polly Esther. Leave a message after the tone. Love ya! *blows a kiss*


: (shouting from the background) OLD HALIBUT BREATH!

: (shouting back) THAT'S THE
TENTH TIME I'VE RECORDED THAT THANKS TO YOU TWO!
