What have you learned from SPC?

[Dasai]

Most ovens don't lead to a projectile-based transport system.

Seriously, don't jump into them.

[Mota]

-If you Live in a area witha  dumbfounded leader who think the sky is green run away
-don't dress your cat up in samurai armor and laid a pizza around him/her to impress your friend you have a IRL pizza cat
-don't think your stronger then old cheese or stronger then dirt cuz you'll get pound by tons of wrestlers
-don't make a ginzu sword and think you can destroy a moving truck thats about to run over you
(that last one happen to me thank god i ran across the street...)

[Daisensei]

Metal ninjas can be immersed in water and even bathed without rusting.

[Unblessed_Zaku_MKII]

I've learned that SPC\KNT is a shining light from a forsaken era, in a society filled with emptyness and sorrow, a society that is just a sad story played over, and over again....

[BurkeWorld]

Holy smokes.. emo much?

Burkey

[cartoonking10749]

Speedy probably had a taste in theatre, in Annie. (Watch "Wet &wild weekend" and you'll see why).
It's a bad idea letting the Emperor cook, as he'll put dynamite in it.
Don't remind Vi of her temper tantrums by calculating them.
Bad Bird is a different species compared to corn-loving crows.
Ninja crows don't respect anyone, even after a peace treaty.

[CRBWildcat]

I learned that if you want to get someone's attention, nothing beats a frying pan.

[Big Red]

"It's better to be incredibly lucky than good."

Naturally.

[D-Mac]

When being thrown through the air or running uncontrollably, "Don't forget to flap your arms". So say Guido and Guru Lou.

Also, a pretty good quote from Speedy at the end of the Quake episode.

"Always believe in yourself. Cause if you don't, no one else will either."

[Blackcat]

…That being a perverted scientific/wiseman named Guru Lou is one of the best jobs in the world

Whatever food you do, it tastes better with catnip

[Daisensei]

…That being a perverted scientific/wiseman named Guru Lou is one of the best jobs in the world

Yeah, I love my job!  Geisha-san, one more sake, please!

[fuhred]

Yep, even in Little Tokyo there are scheming, ambitious and corrupt politicians - it's kinda nice to know they're not confined only to the human world! I also learned to ask where a restaurant's water supply comes from before I order pizza... (see 'Pizza Delivery of Doom') And keeping your distance from cute redheads with frypans is up there somewhere too. However, if you take the frypan away...  (ahem! well, never mind...)

[SBaby]

Yep, even in Little Tokyo there are scheming, ambitious and corrupt politicians - it's kinda nice to know they're not confined only to the human world! I also learned to ask where a restaurant's water supply comes from before I order pizza... (see 'Pizza Delivery of Doom') And keeping your distance from cute redheads with frypans is up there somewhere too. However, if you take the frypan away...  (ahem! well, never mind...)

...she gouges your eyes out with her claws...  I know.

Let's see...  Bad guys should...

-Always launch a Night Attack, NO MATTER WHAT.

-Never unleash robots of steadily increasing strength and power.  Unleash your best one right away, before the heroes get their supreme upgrade.

-If you have the Disenchant or Dispel spells, USE THEM!!!

-Attack right away; don't wait for them to complete their transformation sequences.

-Execute any and all prisoners that you take after they serve their purpose.  This makes sure they won't tell the heroes the one weakness of the Super Robot they built for you.

[The Catatonic]

If you see a statue and split its head open youll get your very own attack robot.
Tying your arms and legs to posts and having vollyballs shot out at you will make you stronger, but not enough to let you beet you main oppnent 1 on 1.
Never trust a robot that steals for you, since it will just as soon steal it back.

FEAR THE NINJA CROWS!

[TGLucario475]

i've learned, that you can throw 3 random words together, Samurai Pizza & Cats, to make a brilliant cartoon

[Mechadon]

i've learned, that you can throw 3 random words together, Samurai Pizza & Cats, to make a brilliant cartoon

Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

[Sarahsuke]

Beware the nice ones, they might keep missiles in their heads.

[TGLucario475]

if you are keeping pet rats & pets cats, named Seymour, Speedy, Polly & Guido, you are either taking too much CatNip, Sugar or LSD

LSD is bad, no wonder Bad Bird thinks he defeat the Pizza Cats

[Blackcat]

There is nothing an angry Polly can’t lift or defeat

If you live in a place ruled by a bunny princess, you better be a spoiled girl like her, and then you can become her best friend.

Cats don’t always land on their feet, especially if Francine does the launch!

No matter how Bad bird you make others think you are, you are just a softie inside who wants to have friends, get married and work delivering food.

Interspecies relationships aren’t a bad thing. There Francine, can you untie me now?

[Mechadon]

If you're caught in an explosion with a comet, you'll land back on Earth unscathed to reunite with your loved ones.

I don't remember that happening to Bruce Willis in Armageddon.

Stupid Micheal Bay.