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« on: April 15, 2005, 05:27:52 am » |
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Feel free to go in whatever direction you want to with this, be it serious or comical.
For example you could say something like:
I learned from Speedy and Guido that I should always wear my helmet. Seriously. As in, never take it off.
Have fun with this thread. Once again, I'll be adding more of my thoughts here at a later time. =)
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2005, 07:50:32 pm » |
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1. don't try to cross Polly or she'll use your face for a scratching post. 2. watch how you act around Lucille, or she and her emotions will blow you sky-high. 3. never trust a winking cap.
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« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2005, 09:14:50 pm » |
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There is nothing a good Ginzu sword cant destroy.
If you live in a place ruled by a bunny princess, you better move.
Cats don’t always land on their feet, specially the ones who wear a samurai armor.
No matter how Bad bird you think you are, you are just a softie inside who wants to have friends.
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« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2005, 03:13:00 am » |
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Air deliveries are painful.
Always guard your tail.
And never, under no circumstance, ever tell Polly she looks 'fat in that skirt'
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« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2005, 09:21:52 am » |
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There's no place like home, and three Samurai Pizza Cats are stronger than an old twig.
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2005, 12:48:50 am » |
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1. Don't make fun of singing talent when your coworker is prone to throwing cash registers 2. Watch out for the manager and that pocket calculator, she's keeping track of you you  3. Humor the temperamental villain or get blown up 4. Anyone can be sent to a desert island if they become too troublesome 5. The boss man sometimes accidentally rolls into a ball and hits the alarm for no good reason 6. Emperors don't need to talk if they can sing scat well enough 7. Silly robots just can't seem to beat a big mecha and that flying armor it shoots out apparently
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2005, 09:16:46 pm » |
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-no matter the size of the helmet, it is no match for the frying pan  -explosions aren't that hazardous -not all rabits are at the bottom of the food chain -physics and gravity are illusions created because they had nothing better to teach us in school (sees Speedy running up the building in ep1)
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2005, 09:27:06 pm » |
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Oooo... these would be great additions to my own thing on my website. Ya'll don't mind if I use them do you? *still trying to reach 100*
Anyway... here are mine:
-Be very aware of a fox that you see dressed in drag, it usually leads to trouble. -Beware of Babes with Nuclear Hair Do's -A panda and a bunny can reproduce another bunny -Crows can live to be over 2000 years olds.. maybe they hold the secret to eternal life? -A giant fiish is the best way to save the world.. or at least little, Tokyo -Beware of butterfiles, unless you want a free sex-change
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2005, 11:28:00 pm » |
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A few from me...
1) Kikko Man is Guido's worst nightmare. 2) Weakening the cats requires the same amount of effort as disabling a calculator. 3) Freedom fries < curly fries < nuclear fries (nuclear potato required) 4) Think your job sucks as a pizza delivery boy? Try delivering pizzas in Little Tokyo. 5) Ginzu sword: ¥1,300,000 6) Sunspot umbrella: ¥220,000 7) Pedicure: ¥75,000 8) Blowing up a giant robot to smithereens: Priceless
"There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Ebay."
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2005, 01:18:00 am » |
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Never take a drink from a fat-guy with small glasses. ... Speaking of which... anyone want a drinik? 
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« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2005, 04:42:32 am » |
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Oy! You aren't a fat guy, you got glasses, but you ain't fat.
Now myself? I'm a fat guy, weighing in at a healthy 205. God I love lifting weights.
I'll be like Arnold in no time! O_O
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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2005, 09:44:55 pm » |
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I know that~ ^^; I was refferring to my icon... ^^;
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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2005, 06:41:16 pm » |
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1. Treat every woman in Little Tokyo with enormous respect and usually, let them have their way. 2. Expect the unusual in this type of cartoon. 3. Any business, especially a pizza parlour can get very exhausting. 4. Power and heirachy can drive you insane. Look at Emperor Fred & Seymour. 5. Polly & Lucille are effective singers (in both KNT & SPC)
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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2005, 02:38:56 am » |
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-despite aesop's fables, not all foxes and crows are as clever as they seem!
but of course, this crow is an exception. *cough*
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« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2005, 08:59:36 pm » |
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1. The meaning of an arrow is not found in sticks "Bad Bird Uncaged" 2. Every writting in Little Tokyo is in Japanese. 3. You don't need a Ginzu sword to perform a special attack move.
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« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2005, 07:22:04 pm » |
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Well:
No matter how much stupid you are, this doesn't impide be POWERFUL!! You don't need be perfect to triumph in this world... The angry and short red hair girls can be sooo sexy... The funny people also can be serious in the right time I learned to shout TEYANDEE!!
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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2005, 09:54:37 am » |
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Hmm lets see....
*A comets a makes a fine weapon, until you cant control it*
*New Yorks population consists mostly of clones*
*Its actually possible to have either an explosive personality, or temper*
*An angered ninja catgirl, turned pop idol can rip the armor off a giant robot and use it as a projectile*
*Ninja crows seem to posess the ability of mitosis during fight scenes*
*No heros giant robot is complete without a authentic meowing catcharm on its head*
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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2005, 10:22:36 am » |
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Of all the bad guys' robots, Walkie-Talkie is the only one to give the pizza cats the slip. (By flattery and talk). He is also the most inexpensive and easily operational. (by a wind-up key). Tongue twisters can cause fights. Polly can be feminine at times and can be gentle if treated right.  She's also ravishing without her helmet. 
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