Those Blasted Cats (Raz's superfluously unnecessary hypothetical question 1)

[Razgrizblaze1]

I was pondering through bonus comic ideas and an interesting question popped in my mind. Now we all know that for roughly 50 episodes, the Big Cheese has tried and tried time and time again to crush our beloved feline heroes. So this begs the question...if YOU were the villain in Little Tokyo, how exactly would YOU go about overthrowing the government and making sure the fan favored trio doesn't stop you.

Extra points for creative and hilarious answers...

 

[Romero Anchovy]

if i was known to do bad things i guess maybe i wouldn't do anything as my plan and have them think i was up to something super evil so that they'd jump to a conclusion and make themselves look bad and thus ruining their creditbility and forcing them out of bussiness

[Crow]

Sub-orbital ion cannon.

I win.

~Burke

[Razgrizblaze1]

Sub-orbital ion cannon.

I win.

~Burke

Wouldn't that be akin to the solar laser robot from early in the series?

[Mechadon]

Getting rid of the cats is pretty hard. I'll have to think on this one for a while.

But I do know how to get rid of the ninja crow threat!!!

I was watching an episode a few months back, I forget which one. But it reminded me of the fact that he ninja crows have or live within villages outside of Little Tokyo.
My idea is to build canals redirecting water away from the villages, cutting them off of irrigation, and starving them out of existence.

[sjonnoh]

I probably would use some water shooting robot since cats can't stand water.....but then again we still have spritz......

[Mr.NoName]

I would bribe the writers of the show. If that didn't work, then I'd steal the script and re-write it in my favor.

[Razgrizblaze1]

I would bribe the writers of the show. If that didn't work, then I'd steal the script and re-write it in my favor.

Point goes to this guy.

Getting rid of the cats is pretty hard. I'll have to think on this one for a while.

But I do know how to get rid of the ninja crow threat!!!

I was watching an episode a few months back, I forget which one. But it reminded me of the fact that he ninja crows have or live within villages outside of Little Tokyo.
My idea is to build canals redirecting water away from the villages, cutting them off of irrigation, and starving them out of existence.

Oh yeah, sure...ANYONE can beat the ninja crows. We're talking about the cats though! 

[vonhorz]

taking out all the communication. no call no job,no job no cats,no cats no problem.
also building two bots is another way to beat the cats (if they would even realize them at the other side of the town) since they had to split up to beat both bots.
one bot has the rude noise as support (wich would be 2vs in worst case) and the other one has badbird and his ninja crows (also not cool for only two cats).
the one whos going alone would have serious trouble and would probably loose. and without communication there is no rescue team available .

[Razgrizblaze1]

taking out all the communication. no call no job,no job no cats,no cats no problem.
also building two bots is another way to beat the cats (if they would even realize them at the other side of the town) since they had to split up to beat both bots.
one bot has the rude noise as support (wich would be 2vs in worst case) and the other one has badbird and his ninja crows (also not cool for only two cats).
the one whos going alone would have serious trouble and would probably loose. and without communication there is no rescue team available .

Assuming that all worked, I believe that would be viable. Assuming no hitches or deus ex machinas cropped up...

[vonhorz]

oh man....all i say is CATATONIC....i guess that should be a BIG problem since thats really not the classical way of communication-.-

[Mechadon]

taking out all the communication. no call no job,no job no cats,no cats no problem.
also building two bots is another way to beat the cats (if they would even realize them at the other side of the town) since they had to split up to beat both bots.
one bot has the rude noise as support (wich would be 2vs in worst case) and the other one has badbird and his ninja crows (also not cool for only two cats).
the one whos going alone would have serious trouble and would probably loose. and without communication there is no rescue team available .

That sounds like a plan. But what if Big Al finds out about the plot, and alerts the cats, and they end up stopping it before you can start it?

What I want all of you to consider are the times when Big Al has had inside information about the BC's plots.

How are you going to keep it secret?

[vonhorz]

making al keeping it for himself bwuahaahar

[Mr.NoName]

Point goes to this guy.

So... what do I do with it?

[Razgrizblaze1]

Point goes to this guy.

So... what do I do with it?

I dunno...eat it perhaps?

[Crow]

Sub-orbital ion cannon.

I win.

~Burke

Wouldn't that be akin to the solar laser robot from early in the series?

I suppose, but a much more mean and sinister version.

Ion Cannon Ready. [/C&C]

~Burke

[Mechadon]

Quickly!!!

If you destroy his Advanced Communication Center, he can't use that!!!

*proof*
http://www.r1ch.net/old/c&c/gdi.htm

I can't do anything about it though; my Temple of Nod is still building. >_>

[vonhorz]

i think gdi is better then nod anyways.they were in CoC and they´re still in CoC 4....i didnt played CoC 5 yet....but who needs a nuclear rocket or an ion laser if you can create black holes with ya mothership....im gonna miss the scrin in CoC5 -.-

[Razgrizblaze1]

but who needs a nuclear rocket or an ion laser if you can create black holes with ya mothership....

There won't be much of a city left to conquer when YOU guys are through with it...

[Mechadon]

Hey. It's the only way to be sure.