~Little Tokyo High~ : TVs Shouldn't Do That!!!

[KyoZaber]

Eyah : *Scoots over into the seat where Romero was, lightly poking at the box.* Hmm... *Picks it up, and starts twirling it around, and shaking it...* It's not ticking... T_T I'm disappointed... *Begins delicately opening the box, taking care to not tear the paper wrapping.*

*** Meanwhile... ***

Sheena : *Standing outside the men's bathroom entrance with a foam mallet in her hands... Her eyes on fire with fury.* It took Sheena 6 hours to bake that cake...

[Blackcat]

*Farah Gail the fox-girl, mostly know as FG looks at Sheena with a grin in her face...
 
"Hey Sheena!, would you like to join a club?"
 
*FG has lots of pamphlets in her hand that say "Join the journalism club today"

*Meanwhile back at the lunch room...

Jack: So FG... uh? Where the hell is she? 

[Romero Anchovy]

Inside the box Eyah found three things one was a poster of the Rude Noise with three signatures on it and the other was golden rubber clown nose. The third item was a note,

"Hope ya like the gifts Eyah sorry i couldn't do better.....

P.S there's only 3 signatures cause Ronnie didn't want to sign....

P.P.S......he's a jerk.....

P.P.P.S. Please don't wear the Clown nose around me....it's for you but i really....REALLY hate clowns....

P.P.P.P.S. And what's with Airline food ?....eeewww...."


Meanwhile Romes was just coming out of the restroom all clean when he saw Sheena looking menecingly at him clutching the foam mallet

Romero: Hehe...Your dressed up like that Amy Character Sheena? I didn't know you where into those kind of games...

[KyoZaber]

Sheena : Sheena doesn't know what you're talking about... but know this... *She waves the foam mallet around, pointing it at Romero.* Sheena will have her r~

Before Sheena could finish her sentence, Ms. Anari grabbed both her and Romero by the hands.

Ms. Anari : *Rushing, shoving students aside while pulling Romero and Sheena.* No time for your lovers quarrel you to. You're both coming with me to the A/V room.

Sheena : *Trying to resist, but unable to even put a dent in Anari's stride.* ERRR! Stop! Sheena needs to finish Sheena's sentence and declare~

Ms. Anari : *Turns her head.* Zip it! We'll be done soon enough...

*** A few minutes later... ***

Ms. Anari : *Sitting at a make-shift desk in front of a camera, rustling some papers.* And so... that's why you two are going to help me with this. *Smiles.* Sheena on camera, and Romero holding up my queue cards and providing sound effects!

Sheena : *Manning an old looking TV Camera.* Sheena still doesn't want to do this...

Ms. Anari : *Sighs.* Ok then... Let's look at it this way. It's either this, or you both get to do a presentation in class tomorrow on various news casts in French, English, Spanish, and Canadian.

*** Back in the lunch room... ***

The school announcement bell chimes.

"Attention students. For something a little different, we're going to start playing a little something every lunch hour for your enjoyment. The AV Club has gotten it's hands on some old broadcasting equipment from an anonymous donator. For this month, we're going to have daily school news reported on by Ms. Anari. Enjoy!"

With the end of that announcement, a bit of silence fell over the cafeteria as some students thought about it...

Kyo : ... Huh... *Gathers his utensils and lunch box.* I'm going to head to the library. Thankfully there are no TVs there. ^^;

Eyah : *Looking back towards the bathrooms... watching for Romero, beginning to tap her foot impatiently.* Where is he!? I need to thank him so I can go to the Library too!

Camma : If the amount of time Sheena spent making that cake is any indication of her anger level towards Romero at the moment, I think it's safe to assume he's currently hanging from a windowsill by the elastic of his undergarments at the moment.

[Razgrizblaze1]

Samuel: That's less than what he deserves for destroying a perfectly good carrot cake. *takes a sip of drink* But I guess someone's gonna have to go find him and pull him down from wherever he's hanging. That is, assuming he didn't find a way to sneak out of the bathroom through a window or something...

[DashStPierre]

Dash slips out and heads to the principal's office so he can sign out and go pick up his check at the Pizza Cat owned by General Catton (he and Romero still work there after school)

Dash: thank you Mrs. Atsuka (the secretary). I'll be back in about 45 minutes

So with that Dash slung his skates over his shoulder and headed outside to put them on

[Mechadon]

To Panzer's concern, he was waiting for Sheena to return so he could thank her for the cake.

He was just about to get up from the table to find her when the announcement came on.

Panzer: "Oh, come on. A news update at lunch hour? Can't they do this in the morning? I don't wanna hear this crap when I'm eating."

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero: *whining* But I don't wanna do this crap when I can be eating. Why not grab one of the extra non-named Students that are just filler anyways? *sets the cards down and walks over to the stage and takes a seat next To Anari* Sound effects are childs play from me...your looking at the former beatbox/sound effect champion...but what charming goregous teacher like you needs is a equal handsome male face to help balance things out *puts hand to Chin in a thinker poise* some one with a record of wooing the females around here and melting hearts better then their older brother around little Tokyo...What you need.....is an Anchovy *winks at Mrs. Anari with a smile*

[Blackcat]

*Jack is now at the library with an angry look "Now, no news, and FG is nowhere to be found, plus school now has a TV broadcast! How the hell is the newspaper going to keep going?" 
 
*FG appears behind Jack "Hey" she whispers to his ear making him jump 
 
"AHHH!" he shouts scared 
 
"Shh, silence in the library" she whispers 
 
"Ah sorry" he whispers "What the hell where you doing?" 
 
"I was giving away pamphlets about joining the journalism club, so we get more help" she grins 
 
"And why do you think people will join?! 
 
"Cause is only a few hours, and club members are excused of working on this TV thing" 
 
"Are you sure about that?" he asks 
 
"Yeah, I mean Anari totally ignored me and that, besides we are kind of supposed to compete, so no student can be working on the two, you know?"

"And how we are going to compete with TV?" Jack asks

"Well, I got that bunny-girls club to make comic strip, and a crusigram, and a funny pic of the week and that"

Just then the "All girls club", or AGC, five of those bunny girls that became students of the school some time ago, was walking in the hallway...

Rine, the "Boss" bunny girl: Hikari, why the hell did we join the school newspaper?

Hikari, the Boss assistant: Well Boss, The other girls and I... well... we wanted to do something besides being you know... what we do again?

Rine: Fine!, but I wont draw, ok?

Hikari: Thanks Boss!

Farah Gail: Aka FG the Fox girl, she is a secret agent infiltrated in the school, she loves Dash, but secret agent stuff usually gets in the way. We haven't see her much cause she was sick, but now she is heathy again, will this turn into some kind of soap opera? Yo can bet on it baby!
 
Jack Daniel Black: He is a small black cat working at the school newspaper, trying to uncover the truth behind all the crazy stuff going in Little Tokyo High (And he also wants to blame Dash for all of it)

[KyoZaber]

*** In the broadcasting room... ***

Both Ms. Anari and Sheena look at Romero... Each has an eyebrow raised to match their un-amused looks.

Ms. Anari : *Looks down at her watch, then sighs.* Well... until we can find the man of my dreams, looks like we're stuck with you. Sheena! Hit the switch!

Sheena : *Looks around, finding a big switch mounted on a box by her feet.* ... Umm... Ok!

With a swift kick, the switch is pounded into the on position. The equipment shoots out a few sparks, and the scent of ozone could be smelled throughout the room.
The big red light above the camera brightly shone red, and thus....

Ms. Anari : *Shrieks in terror.* NO! I'm not ready for this yet! *She dives for the floor behind Romero.*


*** Back in the cafeteria ... ***

Camma : *Finishing cleaning off her part of the table, watching the ensuing chaos going on on the TV.* It appears as though the news cast contains little news, and Romero appears un-harmed. *She turns to Panzer.* I fail to see how this is supposed to benefit the student population in the school.

Eyah : *Laughing, slapping the table.* Oh come on! You've both got to admit that watching Anari dive for cover behind my Romero-kun is priceless!


*** Meanwhile... In classroom 38-B on the other side of the campus... ***

Most of the students had become bored with the expose on the screen...
It was great for a quick laugh... but now it was just bland...

Male Student 1 : Ugg... So this is what our parents are paying for eh?

Male Student 2 : Your parents are paying for this?! I thought this was a public institution!

Male Student 1 : *Bops student 2.* I'm talking about when they buy baked goods from school fund raisers you dolt!

Female Student 1 : Hey! No need to get violent!


Had the students been paying attention... They may have noticed the scenery begin to morph around them...
Things were beginning to warp in the classroom... By the time it was noticed...

Female Student 1 : *Screams pointing at the window.* Hey! What's going on here!?!

The windows looked like the face of a buck-toothed badger... the changes hadn't stopped there though...
The other parts of the room had taken on the appearance of a warped fun house... with most of the fun replaced with wierd...
The doors looked like underpants, the desks appeared to be now made of cheese and marshmallows, and an Afro-ed figure now stood behind the teacher's desk...

?? : Well well now... I seem to have found some students whom are ripe for the picking... *Slowly begins turning around.* So... Which one of you... *Twirls around, taking aim at the students with a bazooka-looking device.* Is gonna get it first!?

*** In the library... ***

Kyo : *Pulling down a book...* -=Ah... The sound of silence...=-

The sound was short lived though, after a loud pair of screams could be heard running by the library down the hallway...

Kyo : ... *Sighs.* I'd better follow the screaming...

[Blackcat]

   
*Jack and FG followed Kyo who was following the screaming... that looked like news after all!
 
Jack: Ok, can you get a Camera this time?
 
FG: Yeah is in my locker, and if that fails, I go a backup one in the school basement!
 
Jack: Why the hell you have stuff in the school basement?
 
FG: Hey, want me to take pics or not?
 
Jack: Fine, now hurry!
 
*So Jack continued after Kyo while FG went for her Camera... 

[DashStPierre]

Dash: Thanks General...Im closing tonight right (responds) Ok, I'll see you tonight!

Dash was completely unaware of the chaos that was taking place inside the school because it was payday and he wanted to make sure he got his check so he could get Kia's birthday present (her birthday was the day after tomorrow)

Dash: What a perfect day...and I cant wait to talk to Ashley tonight...

WIth that he looks at his watch...

Dash: OOH! I better hurry...I told Mrs Atsuka Id be back in 45 minutes...

With that he took a speed skater's stance and raced back toward the school...when he arrived...

Dash: something doesnt feel right..I better get home and tell Grams...

So instead of heading into school, he turns around and quickly skates back to his house to tell his grandmother about his intuition...

[Romero Anchovy]

With a Glint in Romero's eye he turned to Ms. Anri and set her up  behind the makeshift desk to do the news

Romero: Good afternoon lunch break fellow students of LTH, I'm your Anchorcat Romero Anchovy and this is Mrs. Anari...on Todays top news...Romero, the living legend, but first....as many of you have seen we have a new student body to the LTH community a one Samuel, or if you you call him by his street name Sammy, or more notoiously The big bopper...Who is this student? where did he come from? is he here to try to take the females here and replace them with non-dairy Yogurt? Your Archorcat will be on the case bringing you updates on Sammy, "Terror or...um....not....Terror" *ahem* All of you are fimilar with Panzer Howell but I have the detailed behind's the Scenes story that will only be broadcasted here live watch as I have a indepth report with the only Armadillo in School.....and be amazed as he makes a moving speech.....In other news Principal Tio was spotted today with what could only be described as a bald spot as local students took note one quoted, "It was like looking into a freaky parrelel universe...."

And thus Romeo was on a roll

[Razgrizblaze1]

Samuel: *jaw dropped as far as it would go* ...this isn't happening...

Samuel hit his head to the lunch table, tugging at his ears trying to ignore what was coming across the intercom, praying that this was all just one terrible dream and he was only going to wake up at any second. Unfortunately, no respite came for him and so he went with the next best thing and started to pretend he didn't exist...

Samuel: If I ever get my hands on that cat...*tugs harder on his ears*

[Mechadon]

Panzer also was terrified with what Romero was discussing on the screen.

Panzer: "I've had enough of this! Leon cut the feed."

Leon: "I can't"

Panzer: 'Why not!!?"

Leon: "Cause this is hilarious!!!" 

Panzer: 

Just then he feels a poke on his back. Panzer turns to find one of the first-year students, a tiny bull-dog kid with big round glasses that make his eyes look bubbly, pointing a shoulder mounted camera at his face.

Panzer: "...and what's this about?"

kid: "for you're speech mister Howell. Everyone is dying to know what you have to say."

Panzer stands up from the table and storms out of the lunch room, intent on finding Romero.

...with the bulldog kid following quietly behind of course.

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero was fully into the news idea now having someone come upon a blue Suit he had his helmet off and a combover like a real news caster

Romeo: thank you Otto for the up to date hallway traffic check....In other news today sources seem to indicate that Class Representive Kyo Kensabre isn't indeed a fox. Sources have pegged him as either a mutated Wombat or a mongoose. *turns to face another Camera* Seems as though there's love going on in the Nurses Office as Nurse Arisa was seen early this morning locking lips with the School's head Principle Tio....Indeed it was a long Lip locking fest that broke even the worlds record...*turns again* Local Student Dash St. Pierre commersals seems to be doing well local entertainment has even decided to give him rolls in movies the latest being the main lead in "Trouble in Little Tokyo"..In Fashon it seems that Camma Hadski is setting a trend and burning up the halls with her look that Sources say is imported from Austraila...In the Lunch room Report seems like the there isn't that much in the "mystery meat" that Students haven't guessed.....that's right....Your ALL Right in what ever you guessed was in it

[KyoZaber]

*** Meanwhile... In the hallways... ***

Kyo : *Jogging to catch up with the screaming students.* For pete's sake!! *Huff~ Huff~* Slow down you guys!!!

Female Student 1 : *Turns her head around, shouting.* I'M A GIRL!!! *Looks forward and continues screaming.*

Kyo :  Oh come on! No running in the hallways you two!!!


*** Meanwhile... In the LTH Main Office... ***

Principal Tio : *Sitting in his office, listening to the radio, working on some paperwork.* ... Hmm...

Suddenly... there is some commotion outside of his small room.
With a loud BANG! the door burst open, with two students out of breath, and babbling incoherently.

Principal Tio : *Puts his pen down on the desk, standing up.* Woah, woah, settle~

The students continue babbling incoherently...

Principal Tio : *His voice raises a little higher.* Settle~

The students continue to~

Principal Tio : *Lets out a high-pitched whistle, followed by a commanding boom in his voice.* SETTLE!

Both students stop talking at once, still breathing heavily.

Principal Tio : *Points to the girl.* Miss? Are you alright?

Female Student 1 : Yes! ... No! ... I... Sir there was a man with a bazooka in our classroom!

Principal Tio : *Raises an eye-brou.* ... A man... With a bazooka?

Male Student 2 : Dude~ It's no lie! Steve, tell 'im... *Looks behind him.* Steve? Where's Steve!? *Looks at the girl.* Wasn't he behind you?!

Female Student 1 : Behind me!? I thought he was in front of you!!

Principal Tio : *Sighs, picking up his phone.* Look... Just relax here in the office for a moment. *Dials a number, as soon as the other end picks up he holds the receiver away from his ear due to the laughter.* COACH! *The laughter stops.* Go to classroom 38-B and take a look around would you? *A few muffled words along with some chuckles could be heard before the other end clicked.* ... *Hangs up the phone.* ... Excuse me for a moment. *Turns on the TV in his room, tuning it into the newscast.*

[DashStPierre]

Dash hurried to the house and burst through the front door...

Dash: GRAMS! GRAMS! I THINK THERE IS A PROBLEM AT SCHOOL!
Grams: calm down, honey...take a few deep breaths and tell me all about it.
Dash: (does as he is told) Grams. I had to leave school and gt something from General Catton and as I was heading back I had a bad feeling that someone was going to take it over...
Grams: Dash, now that school has problems I know but I dont think anyone...(stops for a moment and thinks) well, let's check it out...why dont you go ahead and armor up  and we can go check it out
Dash: Grams...how did you know about...
Grams: I have a little something to tell you about later hon...
Dash: Ok...(pulls out his umbrella then looks around to make sure Jack and his cronies didnt sneak out of the school and rig the house) BY THE POWER OF LIGHT! (Dash transforms into his battle armor)
Grams: you go ahead...I'll meet you there (Dash nods and heads out)

Grams looked around and made sure the coast was clear

Grams: Amy and Kia arent quite ready to use their abilities just yet...maybe one day...Good thing Mrs Kawakami was able to watch them on short notice...BY THE POWER OF THE G REAT FIRES FROM WITHIN MT COOCHI! (Grams' body turns into molten lava and when it hardens, it breaks apart, leaving red, yellow and orange armor...she also appears a lot younger and then she pulls on her helmet...

Grams: I hoped Id never have to do this again...for the grandchildren's sake...

With that she raced out the open door and headed for LTHS

[Mechadon]

Panzer tried to make a show of opening the door to the A/V room as dramatic as possible. The door swung heavily inward without so much as a creak. Without the sudden slam he was aiming for, he failed to get the attention of anyone in the room.

He cleared his throat: "Ms Anariiiiiiiiiiii... " his voice trailed off just as he noticed Shenna manning the camera.

He started over: "Mr Anari," now all eyes were on him, "I don't know about your intentions with this broadcast, whatever it may be, but I find it rather embarrassing.  I am asking you kindly to end it, and to reconsider your approach to it. Maybe..." eyes Romero at the table, "maybe try a different anchorman."

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero: ANCHORCAT!!!! *clears his throat and motions for the camera to follow him* All i'm doing is giving the School what they want and that's hard hitting News...Im sure you'd like to know who Sheena was kissing last period....or who thought your locker was a toilet and barfed in it....*puts an arm around Panzer and the Camera gets closer* I'm just a honest Anchorcat...trying to bring you the vital information you need for your everyday life....*walks with panzer past an open chest from a old school play* I can understand why your upset Mr. Howell...but...*pushes him in* This is for the school! *slams it shut then turns back to the camera* Ahem....we'll return later on to see if the Daredevil Armadillo can escape out of the Chest before he runs out of air!!

Romeo went back to his seat to continue the news