~Little Tokyo High~ : TVs Shouldn't Do That!!!

[Razgrizblaze1]

Samuel's attention quickly turned from the convenient voice overs emanating from the pad and turning his attention to the pompous anchor-cat beside him.

Samuel: Wha-? Female...what, no! That has nothing to do with vegetable based deserts...if it were even true!*scowl/snap* I just got here, I wouldn't have even had time to sign up for, let alone know of the existence of an all female raccoon ballet! In fact, if anything, the fact that you know makes me suspect YOU'RE the one secretly doing ballet! You always needed a use for that stupid pink tutu you hide in your backpack!!!

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero: *shocked* YOU SWORE TO NEVER....er.....THIS ISN'T About ME BUCK TOOTH BOY!!!! ISN'T IT TRUE THAT YOU WHERE BORN WITH BUCK TEETH AND WEBBED FEET?

[Razgrizblaze1]

Samuel: I'm a rabbit...I was born with extended front teeth. But webbed feet is just ridiculous...*forces a laugh* but if you like webbed feet so much, maybe you could ask a platypus girl out on a date. I'm sure they'd LOVE to have a 'handsome anchor cat' such as yourself...

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero: heh oh yeah as sure as any girl would like to date a Rabbit with a crossdressing problem...*holds a photo of Samuel....in a dress...clearly photoshopped*

[Razgrizblaze1]

Samuel: hey, gimme that! *snatches the photo* Oh come on...this isn't even convincing! It's like you went into paint and just cut out a picture of a dress and put it on my christmas pic! *holds the picture up* Another testament to Romero's 'honest news coverage' ladies and gentlemen! Let's have a non-existent round of applause! *points at Romero*

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero: alright alright....that pic is satire...but what about....*looks at Samuel with a grin* The conjoined Fox twins? heheheh

[Razgrizblaze1]

Samuel: Oh right, I forgot you have the most gross and creepy fantasies at times...*tosses the photo behind him, letting it flutter away* Is it time for real news yet?

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero: *clears his throat and regains his composer* this is the real news rabbit.....why don't you tell everyone about your uncle Bugs....and how you come from wealth....

[Razgrizblaze1]

Samuel: *annoyed expression* Fine...let's go through with that then. Everyone, my father is a fictional cartoon rabbit and he shares with me his vast glorious fortune with which there would be no need to come to a school like this so I just show up to stir up trouble and scew Romero's "True and Honest" content... */sarcasm*

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero: ADDMITANCE!!!! You see that my fellow students of Little Tokyo!?!? He thinks we are a joke....He thinks we are stupid!

[Razgrizblaze1]

Samuel: If by 'we' you mean 'I, Romero Anchovy', then yes, I do. *sigh* Is there a way to just...I dunno, mute him and cut his image out?

[Mechadon]

Panzer sits and stares blankly at both Romero and Sammy.

[KyoZaber]

(Oh, I love you guys. This is EXACTLY what I was waiting for.  I'll be posting up something tonight.)

[Romero Anchovy]

(lol for us to go at eachother's throats? we do that on the daily....just ask kit....lol)

[KyoZaber]

*** Meanwhile... All throughout the school... ***

The confusion amongst the students was growing, as well as the chuckles and giggles at the events going on in the news cast.
The laughter roared with talk of Romero's Tu-Tu.
Tears dropped with giggles with the photo-shopped sight of Samuel in dress.
 
It only stood to reason that once they started paying attention, it was too late.
From out of nowhere, everywhere there was a TV turned on to the news cast, Coconut Custard Pies with whipped cream began pelting students and faculty left and right.

*** Back at the News Cast... ***

Just as Romero and Samuel were getting ready to start up again, the door burst open.
In the doorway stood Ms. Anari, wearing a cloak, and what appeared to be clown makeup. On her face rested a big red rubber nose, and tucked under her arm was a duffel bag with a rubber chicken sticking out of the top.

Ms. Anari : What the!? What are you kids doing here!? This room was supposed to be empty!

Behind Anari a group of students flee through the hallway, screaming.

[DashStPierre]

Dash crossed his arms...and gave Farah a slightly incredulous look

Dash: Overtaken by evil? HA! Nothing is taking me over hon...I was just working off some frustration after a run in with those crazy cats at the school "news" so I decided to practice my kata since I had a free period. And you can tell that "friend" of yours that nothing is taking this cat over and you can take that to the bank. Believe me...if anything takes me over I'll be the most surprised at it

[Blackcat]

Meanwhile at Seia house, a cat-girl girl was sleeping over a couch. There was something weird about the feline, she had two white horns in her head, and since when cats have horns? Plus she was black with red stripes. She was covered with a blanket, happily sleeping like she had no worries in the world. Her usual dark blue dress had been replaced by a blue T-shirt and a pair of jeans, she had refused to wear any shoes or socks, so she was barefooted.

Then it seemed like her dreams where turning into nightmares, and the girl, whose name was Roma, woke up screaming...

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Farah looked at Dash with her arms crossed "See? Its stupid, but that cat girl has horns, and they aren't made o plastic, they are real. Whatever, I told you already, when I have to call a special team to shot you in the head because you turned evil, don't complain"

Farah was about to turn around and exit the gym when she got a call in her cell...

(Jack voice): Farah? Where the heck are you? the school is clown crazy again and I need you to take pics!

Farah then looked at Dash: OK, we can deal with this whole extra dimensional girl affair later; I got to work!

The fox girl turned her camera on and ran outside the gym...

[DashStPierre]

Dash stopped and thought for a moment...

Dash: Clown Crazy...what did he mean by...EYAH!

With that he pulled out his phone and punched some numbers...

Dash: Speedy...yeah...I think she's back to her old tricks again...I dont think Guido will be too happy either...

[Mechadon]

Back in the make shift newsroom, at the same time Ms Anari burst into the room, the data pad on the table chirpped again.

Instead of Samuel's voice, it was Leon's coming from the speaker. "Yah guys, you might wanna look at this."

On the data pad, Leon was cycling through the video feeds from the school's security cameras.

(insert Kyo's description here)

[Romero Anchovy]

At the sight of Mrs. Anari busting in dressed like a Clown Romero shot up from desk...

Romero: GAH!!! CLOWNS!!! It'S MY 12th birthday all over again!!!!

Romero panicking tried running away but wound up tripping over his anchor chair causing him to tilt forward and his "modified" pants ripping showing everyone his ninja Hot dog underwear he wore as he laid face first in on the ground in the open for everyone to see