~Little Tokyo High~ : TVs Shouldn't Do That!!!

[KyoZaber]

*** Meanwhile... Outside the Gym's Maintenance Entrance... ***


Principal Tio : *Up to his kneck in a giant flan.* RRRR~! RRRRRRR~! ... *Sighs.* It's no use... *Looks next to him.* How about you Ms.Osaka?

Eyah : *Also up to her kneck in the giant flan.* Sorry Principal Tio. I've been trying to get out for the past 10 minutes.

Principal Tio : *Sighs* ... So how'd you end up down here? Why were you out by the Maintenance entrance to the Gym?

Eyah : Well... You see... I saw Ms. Anari walking back here with a bag... Being the curious devil I am, I followed her only to get pushed into this trap. What kind of teacher does that to a student Principal Tio!?

Principal Tio : *Rolls his eyes.* One who is going to have some explaining to do after I get out of here... *Starts struggling again.*

(Picture of the flan for anyone interested.  http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Flan/Detail.aspx )


*** Meanwhile... At the Samurai Pizza Cat... ***

Speedy : *Comes rushing in.* Francine! Quick, we've got to find Guido and give him his meds.

Francine : Oh dear, did the doctor call about his condition again?

Speedy : Worse! The school's under clown attack!

Francine : EEPP! *Pulls out a box from under the counter, and a giant hammer.* Same drill as always!

Speedy : *Looks at the equipment.* What? No darts? No dirty magazines?

Francine : *Swings the hammer at Speedy, then props it on her shoulder.* Guido would never fall for the same trick twice! ... Besides, I haven't actually gone to get a new magazine for the kit. Sorry~

Speedy : *Smerks, turning around walking away.* Well then, I suppose I'll have to take the initiative~

Polly's hand came down swiftly onto Speedy's shoulder, stopping him cold.

Polly : Ohh~ I don't think so bucko~


*** Meanwhile... Back at the newsroom... ***

The camera focused on Romero's exposed pants... then back at Ms. Anari.
The room stood silent for what seemed like an eternity...

Ms. Anari : *Her eyes dart back and forth all over the scene...* I see what you kids are trying to do... *She reaches into her bag, and pulls out a can of whipped cream.* Just try to stop me! *She shakes it a few times, then tosses it into the room, running off down the hallway.*

[Blackcat]

The fox girl know as Farah or just "FG" almost crashed with Anari in the hallway, only her quick reflexes alowed her to duck the clown lady

Farah: Ok, smile!

Farah blinds Ms. Anari with several quick flashes of light from her camera as she takes a few pics, then runs to take cover in the library, she knows clowns never go to such a boring place.

Jack: Farah, did you take some pics?

Farah: Look Mister Black, all I got are a few close ups of Ms. Anari face with clown make up

Jack: So, I guess I should try to interview her now?

Farah: Yes, is your job!

Jack:But I don't have super-powers or anything... I  I am scared!

Farah: What about the time you dressed like a maid to fight clowns?

Jack: Well, do you see a maid outfit around here?

Farah: Point taken, So, I guess its up to the SPC now...

Jack: Well, I sure hope this place doesn't end being blow up... I hate when that happens.
 

[Mechadon]

The shaken can of whipped cream rolled into the room, strait toward Panzer. Being quickly aware of the situation, he exclaimed "get out it's gonna blow!" But he knew, he wouldn’t be able to do the same. So, he activated his mechanical shell. His limbs kicked inward and his head ducked into his chest as the panels of his shell, curved around him into a ball. In his metal sphere of safety, he waited for the sound outside of the can exploding, but it didn't come, not immediately. Not until he heard something rattling unstably inside his shell. Oh, hell no--BANG. All Panzer saw was white, first from the instantaneous amount of cream, and later from being knocked out of consciousness.

Those outside his personal sanctuary, only heard a muffled pop, and saw cream oozing out of the cracks in Panzer's armour. At the same time, Leon's presence on Sammy's data pad vanished. He was now on stand-by mode until Panzer would recover.

[DashStPierre]

Dash went into the locker room and called Speedy

Dash: Speedy...did you...oh you told the others...ok...Guido is out on a delivery...well that's good...TO THE SCHOOL?!? You guys gotta get down here...quick...if he spots Eyah...or whoever the heck is up to all this...we're gonna be cleaning up a whole lot more than whipped cream pies everywhere...I'll armor up and meet you guys at the entrance.

Dash opened his locker and pulled out his umbrella...

I hoped I wouldnt have to do this again at school...sigh...with that he pointed his umbrella skyward and transformed into his battle armor and went to meet the others at the school entrance.

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero got up looking at his pants now ripped then his eyes darted at Samuel

Romero: YOU! YOU DID THIS DIDN'T YOU!!!! WELL WHO NEEDS YOU! WHO NEEDS ALL OF YOU!!!

Romero picked himself up and walked out of the room....then walked back in...

Romero: I'm taking my cup too *grabs cup* Now i'm out of here....

he gets to the door way then walks back

Romero: And this pen *takes a pen off the desk* have to write that english paper.....NOW I'm out of here!!!

He walks out and slams the door behind him catching his tail in the door

Romero: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *pulls his tail out and leaves*

[Razgrizblaze1]

Samuel was covered head to toe in white cream, only his eyeballs and ears were visible from beneath the gooey mound, turning and watching as Romero stormed out...

Samuel: *groan* At least it'll be quieter in here without windbag Romero...*starts sliding the stuff off* What a mess...so annoying...

[DashStPierre]

(Paging Kyo...I know I cant do anything until the SPC get to the school...)

[KyoZaber]

(Sorry bout that folks. Got sucked up in Portal 2.)

*** Meanwhile... At an arcade uptown... ***


Guido : So... *Cricking his neck.* You think you have what it takes to take me on eh?

?? : *Stretching.* Ohh, you know it bad boy. I ain't afraid of you~

Guido : *Cracks his knuckles.* ... A catch like me has never backed down from a challenge. Let's do this!

Announcer : Players, ready.... DANCE!

On the left was Guido, bustin fresh moves. On the right, a female college coed bustin fresh moves of her own.
The game, Dance Dance Revolution. The stakes for the gal, the large pizza bill.
The stakes for Guido, a date with the gal.

Guido : *In his natural element.* Watch me now~ Watch me~!


*** Meanwhile... Back in the Nurse's Office. ***

Grams : *Quickly standing up, hearing the screams through the hallway.* Oh no...

Nurse Arisa : Oh dear...

Both rush to the door, opening it. Groups of students running, covered in pie crust & goo pass by.
They both begin making their way past the students to the cafeteria.

Grams : *Grunts.* Haven't been in a crowd like this since I went to see the... WHO!

Nurse Arisa : *Gently moving through the students, trying to avoid pushing.* Oh~! When were they in Little Tokyo? Why didn't you invite me?

Grams : No~! *Both make it into the almost-empty cafeteria.* Who is that!?

A tall figure stood before them... An afro sat on-top of his head, and a sly grin was on his face. In both hands he had what looked like over-sized potato launchers.

The Afro Clown : Heh... Why hellooo~ Ladies~ *Brings his arms up.* *CLICK... CLICK...* Ready to show an old winter green how ya move?

[Blackcat]

Just then ANOTHER NURSE and  DOCTOR happened to be walking in the hallway...  ignoring the chaos around them

Nurse So doctor, do we still work here or what?

Doctor Its complicated, but basically, once I got the samples on that Beta subject, and a private company bought the Omega, we just need to find the Alpha, but as we have no idea where or who the Alpha is, they decided to cut out funds to minimum.

Nurse  So, we where fired, thats why the school hired that Nurse that is not me?

Doctor We where not fired, we still have a job, just not in this school, unless the Aplha happens to be here. But so far, there has no be natural leader that could be the Alpha.

***********************

Meanwhile in other part of the school, five bunny girls where dressed in pink ninja outfits with the Little Tokyo High logo in it

 Sarah, the girl with green eyes: Boss, please, this school is not ready to see bunny ninjas again...

Ann, the girl with glasses, and black hair tied in a ponytail:  I agree, we have not interfered before, why now?

Rine: A) Because these outfits are not as revealing as the cheerleader ones, B) Because this principal and teachers impersonation has gone to far C) Because we promised And D) Because it will be fun!

Jenny, the blonde: Its fine for me, as long as that cute boy Dash doesn't think we are still the bad ones
 
Rine: So, what do you think Hikari?

Hikari: Boss, why the outfits have to be so... sexy?

All the ninjas happen to have tight outfits that revealed their curves

Rine: You did not complain about the cheerleaders outfits, right? Besides its a weapon of mass distraction!

[KyoZaber]

*** Meanwhile... in the Cafeteria... ***

The fight had been going on for minutes, neither side seemed to be letting up.
On one side was the Afro Clown with his pie launchers...
On the other side was Grams and Nurse Arisa...

Arisa : *Looking over at Grams.* So now that we've got him where we want him~ *Dodges a few more pies with an impressive back-flip.* What should we do?!

Grams : *Does a few flips herself in a row... * What we need is a distraction... *Bends as far back as she can, narrowly avoiding another shot, when suddenly a loud CRACK can be heard.* O_O ... My back!

The Afro Clown : *Grins.* Heh heh... Bah bah Granny~

As he points his pie gun at Grams, a loud scream could be heard, followed by a loud CRASH, and vibrations felt through the floor.

The Afro Clown : *Turns his head towards an adjacent wall.* What the!?

Arisa : Hah!

All the clown saw was a fist, some stars, then black.


*** Meanwhile... In another classroom... ***

Polly : *Slowly emerges from some rubble, coughing slightly.* *COUGH, cough.* Fuu..... I swear... One of these days I'm going to take Francine to target practice myself! *Puts her hands on her hips, then surveys the room.* Well... no sign of trouble heeeEEEERRRR~!?

As she said that, TV cables from the nearly wrecked TV in the room wrapped around her, and began pulling her towards the screen.

Polly : HEY! Watch where you're going there bucko! *Faced with a situation some females would be obviously upset about, she pulled her arm back, then smashed her fist straight through the TV.*

TV : ZZZTTT!!!

Sparks shot out everywhere... followed by a large poof of smoke...

Polly : *Not being pulled anymore, she begins clawing her way free from the cords.* Stupid, STUPID, TV cords, I never, never liked you!

[Blackcat]

Back with the ninjas...

Ozu: I will not give up, I have to learn that duplication technique!

oMa: But oZu, you broke your arm and that's not even a real ninja technique, it was just a movie!

Ozu: Nosence, Shinobi Koi is a real ninja!

Oma .Not this again....is a damn cartoon fish, it CANT BE REAL!

Ozu: Says the talking bunny!

OMa: Is a COSTUME!

Errr, not those ninjas!

Now... the five bunny girls where busy fighting... something!

It was a creature made of some kind of goo, actually jelly, but it was a jelly that tasted like broccoli, so no one wanted to eat it... and Rine, the "Boss" bunny girl was stuck inside the jelly monster!
 
Hikari, the Boss assistant: Boss, I will eat you free!
 
Rine (Hurry up)
 
Sarah, the bunny girl with green eyes: Yuck!

Jenny, the blonde bunny girl: Argg, we are supposed to be fighting evil, not eating expired  broccoli jelly!

Hikari: Less complaining and more eating!

Meanwhile at the school rooftop... the ANOTHER NURSE and  DOCTOR happened to be looking the fight using a private security camera

ANurse: Doctor, A jelly monster? But Its not a food madness this time!

Doctor: I just didn’t have my fifty foot clown bot ready... besides this clowns stuff is a rerun anyway...

ANurse:  So, one of those bunnies is supposed to be the Alpha or what?

Doctor: You see any of those girls shoting lazers beams from her eyes?

ANurse: Ehh... no?

Doctor: Then no one of them is the Alpha... but that jelly expired anyway, so its not a great loss....

[DashStPierre]

Dash: Where the heck are they?

His answer soon arrived as a couple of twinkles in the sky appeared in front of him and then a few moments later two flailing figures could be seen...

Dash: Uh oh...looks like Francine was a little off again...

Guido and Speedy went straight into the ground about 500 yards from the school and due to the impact burrowed right up to the front steps where they stopped with a distinct "THUD"

Speedy: We have to hire someone else to fire the cannon...he said as he spit out a mouthful of dirt

Guido: I agree...or at least more comprehensive health insurance

Dash: Have you guys seen Polly?

Guido: Not since we launched...she may be already inside...let's go find her.

With that the boys went into the school to meet up with Polly and possibly Dash's grandmother

[KyoZaber]

*** Inside the school... ***

Guido : *Leading Speedy & Dash.* Come on you slow pokes! *Turns around and begins running backwards.* I've seen freshmen run faster than you ~ ... *Suddenly stops.* Why hellooo~!

His attention easily diverted away from the task at hand, he began running back the way they'd just came.

Guido : Hey darlin, wait up! *Rushes backwards, taking a corner.* I promise I don't bite! I'm here to save you!

Speedy : *Catching up along with Dash.* Hey! Guido! I swear he does this every time~ Guido! We've got a job to do here!

Guido : *Stops in front of a door.* I hear ya Speedy. *He holds his hand up, stopping Speedy and Dash as they caught up.* You'd both better leave this to me. *Cricks his kneck.* I'm a professional. *He walks up to the door, placing his hand on the handle.* Never fear darlin, your knight in shining armor is here...

As Guido started opening the door, a loud should could be heard coming from inside...

Ms. Anari : You'll never take me alive!!!!

With that, the door flew off it's hinges, taking Guido with it as a high-pressure stream of whipped cream sent both flying into the wall, and continued pouring out of the room.

Guido : *Holding the door in front of him with all his might.* WAHHH!!! What the!?

Speedy : *Snickers.* Watch closely Dash, after all, Guido is the expert.

Guido : Hey! Would you guys quit yammering and help me!?!


*** Meanwhile... In the flan trap outside the Auxiliary Gym.***

Eyah : *Looks at her watch after hearing the loud bangs.* ... Yep, that should be enough for now... *She smiles, looking over at the exhausted & sleeping Principal Tio.* Well Principal Tio, it's been fun, but I've really got to go. *Smles deviously.* You understand, a convincing alibi is desperately needed with that Dash always nosing around. *She slowly climbs out of her "trap", then flaps her wings and exits the hole.* Now... While they're all busy with that fool teacher Ms. Anari... *Begins sneaking towards the school, entering in through a window.*

[DashStPierre]

Dash turned to Speedy

Dash: Ok, Im gonna help Guido, you see if you can find Polly. I have a feeling I know who is behind all this but I dont want to show my cards on it just yet.

[KyoZaber]

*** Meanwhile... In another part of the school... ***

Polly : *Dusting off her shoulders as she walks down a hallway.* Phew... I swear, it seems like TVs come with more and more cables every year. *Her ears perk up.* ~?

Polly quickly presses her body against a wall behind a vending machine.

Eyah : *Quietly slinking in the doorway at on the opposite end from Polly, she closes the door.* Here we go... Not a single person in the halls... *Giggles 'n Snorts.* Oh this is going to be worth it.

Polly : *Swiftly shadows Eyah, not making so much as a peep.*


*** Moments later... In the Principal's Office... ***

Eyah : *Enters, closing the door behind her.* Yes... Now... *Walks into a back room full of filing cabinets.* Now... *Begins rummaging.* School transfer forms... and Student records... Come here my dearies, where oh where are you at?


*** Meanwhile... In another part of the school... ***

Speedy : POL~LY~.... Hey POL~LY! *Folds his arms, pondering as he walks.* Usually she's gotten back with the group by now... Either she's stumbled upon a nefarious plot, or she's eatin in the cafeteria. ... *Laughs, smiling brightly.* That's it!

He began dashing off, quickly turning a corner.

Grams : *Extremely surprised.* GRACIOUS!

Nurse Arisa : *Panicked.* VILLAIN! *Smacks Speedy over the head with a yard stick.*

[Blackcat]

Farah Gail the fox girl walked by as if nothing wrong was going on, strangely for her, she was wearing a cheerleader outfit, she noticed the poor Speedy on the ground.

FG: Excuse me, but I think you just hit one of the samurai pizza cats...

Farah showed them her autographed SPC poster, and of course Speedy was in it...

FG: Now... any of you have any idea of what to do with those damn clowns? Me and the girls have to train our new cheerleader routine but we cant if the school is under clowns attack!

[Romero Anchovy]

Romero was relaxing in Anari's class room having found her hidden stash of treats and comic books he was quite content.

Romero: heh..i'll just wait for it all to blow over....yep...piece o cak- err i mean pie....hehehe *flips a page and leans back in the chair*

[DashStPierre]

*** Meanwhile... In another part of the school... ***

Polly : *Dusting off her shoulders as she walks down a hallway.* Phew... I swear, it seems like TVs come with more and more cables every year. *Her ears perk up.* ~?

Polly quickly presses her body against a wall behind a vending machine.

Eyah : *Quietly slinking in the doorway at on the opposite end from Polly, she closes the door.* Here we go... Not a single person in the halls... *Giggles 'n Snorts.* Oh this is going to be worth it.

Polly : *Swiftly shadows Eyah, not making so much as a peep.*


*** Moments later... In the Principal's Office... ***

Eyah : *Enters, closing the door behind her.* Yes... Now... *Walks into a back room full of filing cabinets.* Now... *Begins rummaging.* School transfer forms... and Student records... Come here my dearies, where oh where are you at?


*** Meanwhile... In another part of the school... ***

Speedy : POL~LY~.... Hey POL~LY! *Folds his arms, pondering as he walks.* Usually she's gotten back with the group by now... Either she's stumbled upon a nefarious plot, or she's eatin in the cafeteria. ... *Laughs, smiling brightly.* That's it!

He began dashing off, quickly turning a corner.

Grams : *Extremely surprised.* GRACIOUS!

Nurse Arisa : *Panicked.* VILLAIN! *Smacks Speedy over the head with a yard stick.*

(OOC: Finally...some action)

The whipped cream had finally died down and Dash and Guido were able to force the door back in place.

Dash: Man! Now I know why they warn people about contents being "under pressure"...
Guido: Youre tellin me. Dont think I'l be topping anything with the stuff in the near future...
Dash: C'mon, we gotta go help Speedy

With that they raced down the hall and turned a corner only to run into a couple familiar faces...

Dash: I know he's around here...WHAM!
Guido: You need to watch where youre...WHAM!
Dash: Who the heck did we just...GRAMS! SPEEDY!
Grams: Dash...is that you?
Nurse Arisa: Wait you know this...(realizes who she knocked out) oops...
Dash: Oh great...and with some clown running around...oh no...
Guido: Did you say...clown...(his face slowly burning up)

[Razgrizblaze1]

Despite the roaring chaos and general sense of panic in the hallways, Samuel stormed his way upstream in the river of fleeing students, determined to track down a certain cat with a hole in his pants.

Samuel: *covered and dripping in cream* When I get my hands on that dark furred, lanky, good for nothing piece of sh-

There was a rumble that shook the floors, the stream of students thinning in front...but now he could see why. The flood of whipped cream oozing and molding its way through the hall before him was more than enough reason to change his priorities.

Samuel: On second thought...he's...off the hook this time! *turns and joins the mob*

[KyoZaber]

*** Meanwhile... Back in Principal Tio's Office... ***

Eyah : Ahh~ Pay dirt. *Pulls out various manilla envelopes, as well as forms, placing them onto Principal Tio's desk.* Yes... Yes... That should do it. Now... *Leaves the office for a moment, going into the reception area.* Now for the official notoriety stamper...

Polly : *Slowly emerges from the shadows, quickly moving over to the desk, she places a container down on the desk, picking up another that was already there, then proceeds to look over the paperwork.* -=Transfer forms... Student files... Is that what this was all about!?=-

Eyah : *From the other room.* Stupid lock! *Grabs it, concentrates, her hand begins to glow, and the lock shatters.* There!

Polly : *Looks up briefly, then swiftly goes back into hiding.*


*** Meanwhile... back with our group of heroes... ***

Guido : *Dashing through various hallways, opening and closing doors quickly.* WHERE ARE YA! COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A CAT! I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE!!

Grams : *Watching, slightly impressed.* Well now, that set fire to his shorts didn't it?

Nurse Arisa : *Nods* That it did... I hope the student actors canceled their play practice today.