SPC Abridged

[YEAH_Mperorseb]

I know this should count as fanworks but i think that this important enough for all to see

Now what we have here is great. This anime, whatever version is just great. This lovely forum and all you great fans here can really keep the memories of this show alive

But whats missing from all this? What keeps this all from being complete? Other than an English DVD release?


Simple really......











SAMURAI PIZZA CATS
The Abridged Series

I can't think of anything more appropriate. The english dub of this show invented the style of humour that Little Kuriboh and Team Four Star have made popular today.

So hows about we bring this whole shebang full circle(though an actual dvd realse would be appriated) and make this a reality


I am happy to make this a reality but embarassingly, i dont exactly know how to make it


But apparantly there are so many of you who are dedicated and passionate about this so i am willing to take pointers in every area.

Rar downloads, importing music sound effects whatever. If any of you want to help out then im all ears and arms. If you can voice act or do some funny scripting then that would be even better.


But keep in mind that  i'm not promousing jack, this is still a pipe dream and it depends on how much support i get in this idea. SO SPC and KNT fans alike who's with me!?

[Mechadon]

I'm with you.

But you're not the first to think of this. Hell, I've had a stern idea of what the very first joke of SPC Abridged should be.

This can't be just an idea. You need to mobilize our tallent. All I can be for now is another "ideas" guy. Maybe provide a voice clip or two.

[Someone who does Something]

I might do a little scripting but upload stuff on fileplanet.
 

I appriate the support

but all i have on me is windows live movie maker and for some reason it wont allow the epsides im downloading from youtube

help please

You can get differnt movie making software or you can rename the file format

[Tigriss]

Welcome, new member. But please try to tone it down next time, don't "shout" in all caps or write in gigantic letters that take up 90% of your post.

And isn't a Samurai Pizza Cats Abridged series kind of redundant? I mean, SPC is practically KNT Abridged. We do have some voice talents among us, though, so if you're lucky, maybe you'll find someone to help.

[YEAH_Mperorseb]

I appriate the support

but all i have on me is windows live movie maker and for some reason it wont allow the epsides im downloading from youtube

i require KNT for at least the first episode

help please


EDIT: never meind i found a converter, not greatr but hey im on the road now

[KyoZaber]

Let's just say that...this idea is already inn the works by a group that wishes to remain anonymous.  I have it on good authority that they have already written quite a bit and have a working cast.  Crazy awesome people, really.

The question then becomes, whom'll publicly release first. 

[D-Mac]

Welcome to the boards! I do find myself agreeing with Tigriss, but would thrilled to see something great come of this. Good luck!

[YEAH_Mperorseb]

unfortunately for now my SPCA project is on hold

but i would like your guys opiion on my rough draft


the least i can do for now is give you the rough draft

script for Samuarai Pizza cats
The ORIGINAL ABRIDGED SERIES part 1

disclaimer:
the following is a non profit fan based parody, samurai piza cats are owned by tatsunoko Productions and tv tokyo the abridged series is a parody and nothing more so please support the official release, or lack there of heheheh

*opening skit*cue character introduction from kyattou ninden done in twilight zone style

Picture if you will, a whole medium without logic nor common sense, where there is no fourth wall(apologies to Linkara), where the english voice actors are actually self aware of everything from artist mistakes to obscene plot developments and are exploited for the sake of great justi-i mean great comedic effect and during a time when anthromorphia wasnt AS creepy as it is nowadays you have eneterd "the abridged"

Speedy: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?(rough translation of TEYANDEE!)

show custom intro

Show Bad bird on rooftop
bad bird:(done in Jets voice from sonic riders)
sonic free riders was such a huge bomb *dramitic pause* freaking xbox kinect. but i swear sega will regret firing me!!!

*cut to speedy chasing guido on the rooftop*
Guido: wow we're diving right into this arent we?
Speedy: these conveyorbelts are great for getting
around on rooftops

cut to guido landing in the street

GTA MOTHERFUCKER JOKe when the cart runs him over and if possible cue screaming lui kang from mortal kombat
Speedy: yeah! ten points!

transisiton to tea shop

Lucille:wow speedy i cant belive we finally got our own abridged series
Speedy: well i know its seems a little redundant but hey it was going to be either this or Kinnikuman and we how protected that series is on the interwebs

freeze frame
Guido: wow a whole anime portraying pro wrestling when it supposed to be a parody of superheroes, cant imagine why they wouldnt want us to see that

cut to Speedy speaking to Guido on the roof
yai yai yai skashi(actualy dialouge from the jap dub), now that i have my english fanvoice back you want to add anything to now nonexistant plot
Guido: well according to WIkipedia i dont really want lucille as a girlfriend im just
trying to stay in competition with you my friend
speedy:you know its dialouge like that that inspires really bad and disturbing fanworks
Guido:(in the style to Pegasus)ooooooohhh speaking of this glitter makes me look so manly
Speedy: let me get that for you buddy

cue baseball audio add in
yo dude in the mnood for a classic? MY CONTINUOUSLY ANNOYING ABRIDGED VOICE GIVES ME MEGA STRENGTH!!
EL KABONG!!
Guido:in any other sceneanrio this wouldve killed me oh well allow me to retort with an obscure referance .gigantor FLYING KICK!

*discovery channel style of voice* and here we see the beta males showing dominace over each other to win the courtship to this female, from a different species, eww...

Lucille ahhhh i heard someone talkng in the bushes
she then freaks out and fires her missles
Guido: hey this feels kinda good-
Both:oh god why!

narrator: FINALLY i get to speak, wait what? what do you mean its only for five seconds

action scene of destruction begins

Random:Oh no did Mt fugi blow its top?
Lucille: uh guys what is that
*use power ranger footage of Serpanterror Zed and Goldar in serpanterror cockpit to some creative extent*
speedy: sweet they're finally making shenmue 3 and filming it here in Little tokyo too
Guido:i keep tellin you that was just a really really good fan trailer,
Speedy:well it was real enough for me, darnnit

show dragon from anime make a joke about actual Saban dialouge line "Orgy of destruction"

cut to Shogun meeting

narrator:it is here that we get the traditional totally useless
gormless authority within the story

random voices:
now tell me again what exactly is the plot to this abridged series?
well this show practically invented the style of humour that all abridge artists use in their little vanity projects today so we are gonna take it back, bebop you got any ideas ?
we could steal eveyones elses jokes just to prove that we mean bussiness
maybe we shuld make an anti abridged campain on twitter
then once the prewssure has gotten to their heads we can pick up the pieces
Big Cheese:excuse me but i feel a little constipated
*fart n oise* in time with Big Cheese's anger face
El Dande:so what is the point of using a dragon to destroy a nonexistant city
Big cheese: just a little demonstration to show that we arent fooling around, even know i like to very often if you knmow what i mean
El Dande: you know sooner or later the public are gonna realise we
are doing this behind their backs-
*under his breathe*its a good thing i hired local pizza makers to keep this from happening
Big Cheese: the public will still think we do that anyway, thats politics for ya nowadays

next dragon scene

*show ninja crows uinderneath dragon*
random ninja crow:even though this thing is made of paper and cardboard it can destroy buildings better than king gidora"
Lord Zed: well were not actually rolling in money since Saban fired us, or will, what year is this?
Goldar: I dont know my lordlast time i checked it was 2011 but we've seem ot have gone back in time, just like SSMA
*show last few seconds of HVF video*"IT MAKES NO SENSE!"
cut to SPC transformation sequence with Bigger faster Stronger by daft Punk
Speedy: and a whole year before sailor moon made stock footage a noble tradition i modern day anime

cut to SPC lauch sequence
francine:attention villans of this show we arent sending out the SPC with this moronically cover blowing easy traceable means of travel we are just uh, uh testing the fireworks for chinese new year yeah thats right

skadouche!!
*lauched*
SPC:hot hot hot hot hot !

Little kid:so mom what do you think of the show so far
mom:eh its ok so far, but theres a long way to go before these amauters get invited to conventions

show more PR footage in time with the fights conclusion then fade to black

Next time on the next Pizza Cats the abridged series
*SHOW FOOTAGE OF THE LAST EPISODE*
NARRATOR:*whilst showing footage of Tails Prowler flying* in the finale of this show the rat that is actually a fox Big Seymour cheese-
noone in poarticular: WAIT WAIT WAIT A MINUTE, WHY IN THE GREEN HECK ARE WE SKIPPING TOTHE LAST EPISODE?!
Narrator:well we want this Abridged series to be different from the rest and one thing they dont have is an actual ending CLOSURE and all that like the guy from pokemon said "I always shoot the ending first so i know how it ends" so that way with the ending out of the way every 'sode from then on can be done on demand.
*Show Zero Punctuation clip*"you may call it unprofessional i call it efficiantcy "
NIP:Wow this really is an abridged series isnt it?
NARRATOR:well we's the original, peace out pussies


ending skit "cooler ending"
repeat last line to the footage of the "cooler ending" to AVGNs jaguar review part 1

[Mechadon]

sounds like a plan.

But as I said before, I am adamant on what the very first joke should be. Kind of a "First things first" kind of deal.

You open with the SPC opening.

'Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid"

Just as the boid enters the screen, is when you cue a parody of Duck Hunt. You hear the lightgun flash three times, and on that third flash the boid is hit and falls. The Dog from duck hunt pops up on screen with boid in hand. Genius.

Now, you gotta get the geniuine in game soundbytes of the light gun being fired, the bird being hit and falling, and the dog's little jingle when he lifts up the bird. But no duck hunt music. Just cut all the music when that first gunflash goes off. AND the screen has to strobe black  whenever it does.

You also gotta do a cut-and paste animation of the bird falling.

I'm sure alot of people are familiar with duck hunt, but just in case, here is some reference matterial.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1NyIsZXeqU" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1NyIsZXeqU</a>

[Blackcat]

Ok, this sounds like a fanfic to me...

[YEAH_Mperorseb]

Ok, this sounds like a fanfic to me...

welcome to to tghe world of abridged mate

[Helios]

SPC Abridged? Don't know about that. I agree with Tigress - it doesn't really suit the nature of abridging (is that even a word?  ).

Not trying to shoot you down but I felt the script is trying too hard to acknowledge the fact it's an abridged series. Try to work on your grammar as well because, no offence, that was a bit of an eyesore.

francine:attention villans of this show we arent sending out the SPC with this moronically cover blowing easy traceable means of travel we are just uh, uh testing the fireworks for chinese new year yeah thats right

This line is brilliant though. Good luck with it.

[Blackcat]

Please try using this before posting text...

http://www.spellchecker.net/spellcheck/

http://www.spellchecker.net/grammar/

[Crow]

Haha blackcat... Awesome

~Burke

[Fureon]

And isn't a Samurai Pizza Cats Abridged series kind of redundant? I mean, SPC is practically KNT Abridged.

I'm with Tigriss on this.

[Someone who does Something]

And isn't a Samurai Pizza Cats Abridged series kind of redundant? I mean, SPC is practically KNT Abridged.

I'm with Tigriss on this.

I Agree.
Everything was peaceful UNTIL THE TOLIET SPAZED OUT!!!!
(im not kidding that just happend)

[YEAH_Mperorseb]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsXMSbnKFUo" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsXMSbnKFUo</a>

You'll never stop the Abridged b*****s

[Mechadon]

What!!?

I assumed you were just some dumb-ass kid with retarded ambitions. And I was just humouring you. Until.. now.

This looks like it's really happening. And you did a good job. You got a good voice for it too.

Try not to keep this project to yourself. I urge you to collaborate with others.

[vonhorz]

thumbs up for mr scruff.
oh yeah and i guess this is a very nice idear but listen to mech and get you some help

[Fureon]

Not impressed.