HA HA! Double Entendres

[Methid Man]

I can never get enough of double entendres. There's just something joyful of finding a second hidden meaning within a word or phrase, especially when it sounds hilarious. I can never go by a day without spotting at least one. I'd like to dedicate this thread to the wonderful world of double meanings...and maybe a few non sequiturs too. Feel free to post a few off the top of your head, provided they're not too overly suggestive and yada yada.

So let's hear 'em, folks!

Ha ha, curvey...

[Someone who does Something]

Here's a funny one:
On a spongebob episode:
Spongebob: Ahhh! Where did are balls go?
...
NO KIDS FOR YOU!

[vonhorz]

if thats actually the 1 on1 text i like the german one, where patric simply say nothing and spingbob is like(free translation):"no guts no trouble hehe", better. but thats just me i guess