Things SPC characters are least likely to do or say

[SolarState]

Does one equal least likely?

[Doctor Scraps]

  : "Tonight...I dance."
  : "Who's leg do I haveta hump to get a drink around here?!"
  : "The path to righteousness is paved with good intentions..."
  : *at the cannon-firing station* "Ladies and gentlemen, I...uh...shoot, what rhymes of Bolognese? Hold on."
  : "Don't worry boys, I'm on Zoloft now! Tee hee!"
  : "What's a Damsel gotta do to become a Damsel in Distress around here?!"
  : "Oh, Jerry, me and Badbird, we were at this club the other night...The hotties there were OFF-DA-HOOK!"
  : "Carla...I'm gay."
  : "Cheesey...I am your father."
  : "Oh, that thing? I didn't make it. I found it in my backyard. Pretty cool huh?"
  : "Hey, Big Cheese, you're right...it's nice and soft against my..."

[pollygirl]

  : "Hey, Big Cheese, you're right...it's nice and soft against my..."

HEL-LO!! 

I got a fevv..

 - I've decided to become a Priest.

 - I'm going to become a missionary in Calcutta.

 - Guido, Speedy, I've discovered I'm a lesbian and I'm secretly in love vvith Polly. Can you help me vvin her?

This is fun!

[Blackcat]

  Im Living for combat, in search of the supreme opponent, and in pursuit of the title of 'The Most Powerful' !

  WAAA! DON´T SENT ME TO PRISIONER ISLAND!

  NO ONE BEATS POLLY IN VIDEOGAMES, SEND HER AWAY!

[Helios]

Two weeks paid leave for everyone!
...Okay, this time it's gotta be rabies!
(Just watched 'Gender Bender Butterflies')

[Doctor Scraps]

  : "Different day, same giant robots...I want to Limbo!"

[Doctor Scraps]

  : "Soooo, Jerry...whatcha doin' this weekend?"
  : "Hatcha! Adios virginity!"

[Crow]

: "Soooo, Jerry...whatcha doin' this weekend?"
  : "Hatcha! Adios virginity!"

I lol'ed for some odd reason.

What is this strange sensation I feel.. Like.. something is actually FUNNY and.. good in this thread!

It's about d'amn time!

~Burkey

[formallykat]

Aw! You liked the Brokeback mountain one 

[TGLucario475]

Narrator: HERES YOUR GUEST PIZZA CAT.....APU NASSAHELPTALAN!!! (simpsons)

Apu: thank you come again

[TGLucario475]

yeah, thats the one, i cant remember how to speel it, so its from my RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY

[Doctor Scraps]

  : "...On a dark desert highway...cool wind in my hair..."

  : "...So you're probably thinkin'...did she fire all ten rockets or only nine? Well...gotta ask yourself...'Do I feel lucky?'.....well, do ya, punk?"
 

[TGLucario475]

here's my Queen related ones

 : Its a Kind of Ginzu, Ginzu, GINZU

 : I'm Death on Two Legs!

  : Here we are, we're the princes of the universe

A Kind Of Magic - Queen - A Kind Of Magic - 1986

Death on Two Legs - Queen - A Night At The Opera - 1975

Princes of the Universe - Queen - A Kind Of Magic - 1986

[Doctor Scraps]

  : "Fat bottomed girl, they make the rockin' world go 'rouuuunnnd!"
  : "Get on yo bikes and RIDE!"

  "Dontcha wish yo girlfriend was HOT like me?"

  "First I was afraid, I was petrified...kept thinking how I could never live without you by my side..."
  : "But I spent so many nights thinking of how you did me wrong.
  : "I grew strong, and learned how to carry on!"
  : "And so you're back! From outer space! I just walked to find you sitting there with that sad look upon your face! Kya!"
  : "I should have changed my stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key!
  : "If I knew for just one second you'd be back to bother me!"
  : "Go on now go! Walk out the door~ Just turn around now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore!"
  : "Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodybye? Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die?"
(All) : "Oh no not I! I will survive! As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive! I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give! And I'll survive, I will survive!"
  : "I took all the strength I had not to fall apart!"
  : "Kept trying to mend the pieces of my broken heart..."
  : "And I spent all so many nights just feeling sorry for myself!"
  : "I used to cry..."
  : "But now I hold my head up high!!"
  : "And you see me! *giggle* Somebody new! I'm not that...Chained up little person still in love with you!"
  : "So you felt like droppin' in and just expect me to be free! Now I'm saving all my lovin' for someone who's lovin' me!"
(repeat chorus)

[TGLucario475]

now ya really done it, you've made me do the Bohemian Rhapsody Opera Part

 : I see a little silhouetto of a man
 : Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
 : Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
 : Gallileo, Gallileo,
 : Gallileo, Gallileo,
 : Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

  But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
  He's just a poor boy from a poor family
 : Spare him his life from this monstrosity
 :Easy come easy go - will you let me go
  : Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
  : Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
  Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
  : Will not let you go - let me go (never)
  :Never let you go - let me go
  :Never let me go - ooo
 : No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
 : Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
  : Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
  : For me
  : For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[TGLucario475]

 : The south will rise AGAIN

[TGLucario475]

Quote thief.

haha, i stole it, but i came up with the idea Catton could use it

as i want to furfill my sig & what now

[TGLucario475]

bad porno? you would know about that??

[TGLucario475]

Believe me, different porns have different qualities.  You can tell good from bad.

well thank you for that little piece of unwanted info, you can have a 1/4 of a polly point!

[Crow]

One of the best bits in the history of comedy.

*Watches YouTube video of it.*

A+

~Burkey