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BurkeWorld
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2006, 05:36:12 pm »
Oh dear Lord.. What have I done!

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« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2006, 07:45:28 pm »
Quote from: BurkeWorld on February 28, 2006, 05:36:12 pm
Oh dear Lord.. What have I done!

Lol.  Tongue Sock puppets are the new CGI.

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Princess Violet I'm taking a vow of silence.

 Big Al Dente You're what?!

Princess Violet ...

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« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2006, 01:33:50 am »
The Sundance Kid / Maikeru (Michael) : I'm not a straight shooter...

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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2006, 09:14:16 am »
Lucille (in serious harm) AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Speedy Cerviche *indifferent* Lucille's in serious harm again.

Guido Anchovy *also indifferent* Yeah ... you catch Leno last night?

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Polly Esther Why yes, I'd be happy to tell you how much I weigh. And my age!

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Cosmopolis / Purinsu (Prince) Hey Speedy, Guido! Can I star in Brokeback Mountain 2 with you guys?

Speedy CervicheGuido Anchovy YEAH!

Polly Esther *left out* But ... !

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I think I've milked the BM jokes for all they're worth. Promise to behave now ... *crossfingers*
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« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2006, 07:43:52 am »
(A customer walks into the Parlour. The Pizza Cats greet him)

Francine Hello sir! Are you sure you want to eat here? Our pizza's not very good.

Speedy Cerviche She's right. Our pizza's suck!

Guido Anchovy They taste like the stuff in my litter box! Not that I would know ...

Francine And we failed to meet Health and Saftey requirements on several occassions!

Polly Esther Maybe you'd have better luck at the sushi place two blocks over?

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Seymour Cheese I'll never wear another wig! Or a Kimono!

Jerry Attrick *gasp*

Bad Bird He'll be naked!
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« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2006, 08:20:03 pm »
 Speedy Cerviche I appreciate all that you have brought to the show Polly, I really mean it.
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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2006, 03:21:38 pm »
Francine  Since the Big Cheese is gone for awhile, what should we do on Sundays?

Speedy Cerviche  Well, maybe we could go to E3.

Francine  It's the middle of winter, moron.

Polly Esther  How about the mall?

Guido Anchovy  Nah, too obvious.

Bad Bird  I've got it.  We can play D&D.

Guido Anchovy  Ok.  I haven't played that in awhile.

Big Al Dente  Cool.  I'll be a thief.

Speedy Cerviche  Thief?  You?

Big Al Dente  Yeah, what did you think I'd be?

Speedy Cerviche  Alright.  I'll be a Fighter.

Guido Anchovy  Guess I'll be a Cleric.

Polly Esther  Assassin.

Francine  I'll be a Sorcerer.

Bad Bird  Samurai.

Princess Violet  I'll be a Paragon Weapon Master/Wizard.

Speedy Cerviche  Um...

Princess Violet  <shoots the 'give me what I want or else' look>

Speedy Cerviche  Ok, ok.  Geez...

Narrator:  Guess I'll be the DM, again...
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« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2006, 08:28:59 am »
*grumble* Bored ...

Francine Uh oh, an earthquake!

Speedy Cerviche *happydance* YAY! It's a big one!

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Guido Anchovy I'm not that attractive.

Polly Esther Neither am I ...

Seymour Cheese Nor I. Especially when I dress like woman.

Bad Bird No way, boss! You look hot when you dress like a girl.

Guido Anchovy I'll second that.

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Polly Esther Somebody get me some nail clippers!

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Guru Lou / Daisensei My inventions aren't that good. Actually, they're crap ...

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Bad Bird Your sword is bigger than my sword, Speedy.

Speedy Cerviche Nuh uh! Your sword is way bigger than my sword, Badbird.

Bad Bird No, no! Your sword is bigger.

Speedy Cerviche Yours!

Bad Bird Yours!

Speedy Cerviche YOURS!

Bad Bird YOURS!!!

Polly Esther THEY'RE BOTH SMALL!!!

Speedy CervicheBad Bird *dejected*

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« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2006, 01:02:35 am »
 Bad Max / Zankaa Mojo Rojo / Rekkaa Cannonball Batterly / Bonkaa Ronnie Geissmuller / Wokkaa : KENNY G ROCKS!
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« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2008, 01:08:18 pm »
 Seymour Cheese : Polly, i am your father
 Polly Esther : *points to Jerry* i thought he was my father!
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« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2008, 10:25:56 pm »

 Bad Max / Zankaa Mojo Rojo / Rekkaa Cannonball Batterly / Bonkaa Ronnie Geissmuller / Wokkaa : THIS IS SPARTA!!!

 Yikes! AHHH! WHERE THE HECK THEY GOT THIS CLIFF FROM?
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« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2008, 11:43:24 am »
 Speedy Cerviche Guido Anchovy We don't want lunch time... We want work more!!!

 Polly Esther I said NO!!!!

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 Guido Anchovy C'mon guys; let's do our pose!!

 Speedy Cerviche Polly Esther Tadaaaaaaaa

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Kid: (At home) Hey mom, can you help me with my school homework? I just can't stop doing it!!
Mom: (At home) Not now Junior, I'm looking for a job

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 Big Al Dente Speedy, you must know that you have a twin brother!!

 Speedy Cerviche Really? Where is him??

 Big Al Dente Right here, c'mon son, show your face

 Speedy Cerviche My name is Yattarô and you have fooled the whole world saying that I'm a fanatic of the dental hygiene and spent the mnoney that I won with the sells of lunch boxes and desk sets for executives; I'LL PUNISH YOU!!! NEKO ME SLAAASH!!!

 Speedy Cerviche WTF!!??

 Big Al Dente Let's get calm guys, the both of you must meet your younger brothers...

 Speedy Cerviche Speedy Cerviche WHAAAAAAAAAT!!??

 Big Al Dente They are here!!

 Speedy Cerviche Speedy Cerviche Hi! We are Moffin and Puutarô!!

 Francine That means that Guido and Polly also have twin siblings?

 Big Al Dente No, they were dressed people ...
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« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2008, 02:00:13 pm »
LOL

i seen this on TV, on Mock the Week, things kids wouldnt say:

 Speedy Cerviche : my dad will beat-up your dad
 
 Guido Anchovy : no, my dad will beat up your dad

 Meowsma O'Toole : my dad will sh*g both your dads & they'll enjoy it

 Spritz T. Cat : i though i was your dad!!


it was funny to me
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« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2008, 03:13:19 pm »
 Meowsma O'Toole : That's right, Polly! I touched your butt, and I don't care if I'm married.  Cool
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« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2008, 03:18:36 pm »
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Meowsma O'Toole : That's right, Polly! I touched your butt, and I don't care if I'm married.  Cool

ohhhh yeah, thank you....sig'able
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« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2008, 04:16:54 pm »
damn, i got the Quote msg link, not the message link

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« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2008, 01:57:08 pm »
 Speedy Cerviche: gis a kiss
 Guido Anchovy: ok

 Polly Esther: *walks in* hiyah....er......WTF!
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« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2008, 03:28:57 pm »
 Speedy Cerviche: I hate garlic! >_<
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« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2008, 08:28:17 am »
 Seymour Cheese I want to be a man!

 Guido Anchovy I want to be a woman!

 Speedy Cerviche I want to be even SHORTER!

Hehe, nice to see this topic is still up and running  Polly Love
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« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2008, 09:36:36 am »
 General Catton Bat Cat Spritz T. Cat Meowsma O'Toole We need rescuing, call the pizza cats!

Princess Violet Prisoner island is full.
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