I'd like to make a note about this summery...
I'm not taking any cheep shots at anyone here on purpose. I'm trying to be entertaining, enjoyable, and make a sparatic thread make sense.
There is little that I've read over that I did not care for. You all have been doing excellent work. (Except for the giant robot thing.)
I promise that tonight you'll have some new stuff to go off from. So please, just bear with me, know that I'm not trying to beat you all down, and keep smiling.
... Or at least have some pizza! I spent like, $60 on it!
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My main purpose right here is to basically provide where we are and ... well... entertainment.
{The Beginning}
In the beginning of the thread, we started off by seeing 2 main groups... Ms.Anari, and 3 mysterious young girls... Both with seemingly evil plans. (Or are they?)
The school was preparing for an annual bake sale. Principal Tio was doing his best to keep Ms.Anari from getting anywhere near the place due to the volatility of her cooking.
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Jack arrived on the scene ready to have a good day. Some mysterious bored god (or gods) had other plans though...
Dash came in brining brownies from his Gram. His plans encircled around fundraising and loads of fun.
Steven & our unseen narrator have come, ready to ... well... we're still working on that part.
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Ms.Anari pops in, trying to walk in un-noticed as a band member. (Even though no band is playing at the bake sale.)
Meanwhile TK comes in, for some odd reason looking forwards to Ms.Anari's cooking. Chances are he's the only human (I know we're not humans, but you get the idea) alive that could stomach her cooking and not have any problems.
A mysterious bunny man has come in to the fray as well... We know he doesn't like Jack, however that can't help but make us wonder... what makes him so mysterious... (Both him and Jack.) ... Must be their deodorant.
And while everything is getting set up, Steve sits back, and sketches.
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The sisters show some of their human (there's that word again!!! >_<) sides by arguing while setting up shop. It's almost like a bad episode of the Power Puff Girls. (Not that many of them were bad... in my humble opinion.)
Mr.Mysterious Bunny Man goes up to Tuba Anari and says something quietly into her ear...
What he said we'll never know... What Anari heard we'll never know... all we do know is...
1) Anari's got good aim with a tuba.
2) Anari's cover is blown... for now.
And thus, our bunny guy is KO'd for the time being.
With a stomach of iron, coated in steel, TK makes a brave attempt to purchase some goods from the Sisters... who unfortunately are not ready... as of yet...
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Dash begins selling brownies, making loads of dough. Whatever club he's in is going to be very, very happy.
And alas, our ladies' man Jack is swept off his feet by not 1... not 2... but a whole group of Female Bunnies! ... Needless to say, guys'll either be asking for tips, or beating the lucky son-of-a-gun to a black-n-blue pulp after the day is done...
Freelance sketcher Steven has now become a freelance writer, writing his thoughts down into a journal. Amongst conspiracy theories, he also talks about the coming of "somone" ... Could it be a future plot point? Or has the smell of baked goods caused Steven to write wild tales from ... the tales... thing... Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about...
Someone ... possibly a demon... ends up sitting in a tree...
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Things have been going swell for ol' Jack... cept for the little accident with creaming a Bunny gal in the face. Little does the ladies man know that trouble is almost to Little Tokyo... And it is in the form of... an evil Bunny Girl of DOOM!!!111 ... Or maybe she's just got an... AGENDA!!! *BUM Bum bum~*
Just as things hit a serious tone!!!
... Someone falls out of a tree. Informed sources tell us it might still be a demon...
Dash's Gram's brownies are a huge success! So good in fact that ... well... it's just great! ... Unfortunately... he's not having the same luck that ol' Jack is with the ladies.
Jack on the other hand is not amused... he's enjoying the feminine attention... yet has a bad taste in his mouth about 'em... and it's not because of the kisses either... (At least we hope it's not because of the kisses.)
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While everyone is out in the real world pretending to be a hero, Kyo is at home being a REAL hero! With a Lv. 98 character and only 2 more Exp. to go how can he not be a REAL hero!? ... Poor poor misguided Kyo...
And just when the story was dragging... coincidentally... the sisters began selling the best treat ever created...
Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies.
Tk, undaunted by all the sweets he's already eaten, notices the open sisters stand... and comes close to actually buying... probably one of the best things he'd ever eat!
... But...
Jack... Poor poor Jack... He was doing everything for those girls... and what do they do? As soon as some ding-dong named "Hikari" comes in, he's booted out on his keaster. Wearing an embarrassing outfit... And he smells like fruity mango-kiwi-pop-apple-carrot perfume...
Just then... something meeps, and zooms away!
We think it's a demon... unfortunately our priestess is with some other demon fighting one of those bad guys that don't go away because the series needs to keep going on... Kinda like a battle in Dragon Ball Z... But that's completely off topic... so.... Look over there! It's a~
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With ears as sharp as broken glass, Dash hears something fall, meep, and run... He's confused, but only for a moment. Finally he gives in to temptation and eats one of his Gram's yummy brownies. ... Have you tried one of these? They're so good... I... I... *Attempts to steal the recipe from Gram... but fails.* ... T_T
Tk almost reaches the sister's stand... when a scent catches his nose... and out of the corner of his eye... he spies Dash... WITH BROWNIES!!!
While Tk liked brownies as much as everyone, he also felt like talking with someone he knew for a bit. Nothing's wrong with pleasant mealtime conversation... right?
Jack (who was still walking around dressed weird and smelling funny) saw two of his classmates. Again, what's wrong with just talking with your buddies?
Needless to say... Only Dash knew that Jack was Jack... While having a stomach of Iron, Tk's eyes were clouded by sweets. He did not see Jack for who he really was... and thus was utterly confused as to why some weird looking rabbit that smelled of perfume was talking to him as if he knew him...
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Jack feeling quite embarrassed tore out of his costume faster than a paper shredder shreds paper... He still smells like fruity mango-kiwi-pop-apple-carrot perfume though...
With everything back as it should be, Dash hands Jack a brownie, and they all munch on Gram's brownies... mmmm.... Brownies....
Steven however could see trouble brewing from a mile away... or more accurately... right before him...
With moves more swift than a newborn baby who's just learned to crawl, Jack is kidnapped by the same girls he'd just tried to help. Steven, undaunted by this turn of events, called the attack for what it was... A plot point.
It is rumored that after this revelation, he was promoted to a promotion... however we can neither confirm or deny this because our confirm / deny person is off with our priestess fighting one of those bad guys that don't go away because the series needs to keep going on... Kinda like a battle in Dragon Ball Z... But that's completely off topic... so....
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With nerves of steel, calmness of open water, and determination of pepper, Dash gathers his brownies, and rushes off to save jack. NOO!!! The brownies! ... *Sobs*
While that is going on... Anari has finally (and successfully) snuck into the area and begun selling... "Mystery Surprises" ...
The question is what's the "Mystery" and can you live after the "Surprises"?
Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are selling so fast... so much... so big... that a news crew has reported to the bake sale. This is both a good and a bad thing. Most people who go to Little Tokyo High know that the only time a news crew has ever come to the school is when something bad has happened.
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{The Rotten... Evil... No-Good Twin School... Shadow High}
Our ladies man Jack is tied up in an alley way with his fan club... at least... that's what it appears to be. I mean... what's so bad about being tied up by cute bunnies who happen to appear as if they're some kind of ninjas?
(At least they're cute ninjas!)
Anyway... While being in a dark alley... who would've thought that some kind of thugs would come and start a fight!?
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Dash having gotten nearly ready, asks Tk if he'll join Dash in the quest to save Jack. Tk however sticks with School Policy and remains on campus... unfortunately he also remains there alone... without his other classmates...
Undaunted, Dash runs off to his locker and dons battle armor! ... He must be a member of the Kids Next Door.
He leaves the school... will this have bad affects later on?! ... (Hope not. >=3 )
In the heat of battle... while bunnies and dudes collided violently... Jack looked straight into the face of danger! ... And ran...
The good news though is Jack never claimed to be "Brave Sir Robin," so he's pretty much in the clear!
While in his hero form, Dash runs into Jack. Not wanting to be discovered, Dash hides his face and engages in casual conversation. Jack, wanting to just get out of there and not worry about it any more denies that any kidnapping took place, and hastily continues walking away.
Dash however questions Jack's un-willingness to answer the question. Jack then proceeds to question Dash's questioning of his un-willingness. ... In the end we're all left with a big'ol question... "What the heck was the first question!?"
Dash crushed by the defeat of not knowing Jack's answer decides to take a closer look at the scene. There he sees a slew of defeated girls... with a bunch of bad guys to boot. While they threatened him, they did not kill him. Thank goodness! Where would we get Gram's brownies from!?
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Dash is told to get lost... and promptly does so... although he vowed to be back... some day...
But for now, he just wants to go back to school.
Jack somehow... through mysterious means... was able to bend the laws of time and space... Only once though...
The result somehow had 2 effects...
1) He received cool green armor!
2) He ended up 100ft in the air over the bake sale...
Unfortunately... gravity still affected him... so he came crashing down.
Dash made it back just in time to see the spectacular crash landing... when he questioned Jack about it... Jack blamed his problem on a 3 headed monkey. Which wasn't very nice.
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{We all wanna go home!}
After a stressful day... everyone was ready to go home... Unfortunately it wasn't even past noon yet... so that's a No-No...
Somewhere... a turkey was being chased...
And Steven... poor Steven... was seeing sharks jumping around somewhere...
And that is where our story is thus-far...
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