~Little Tokyo High~ : Half Baked Hokie Shnikies

[KyoZaber]

As Jack knelt there, his body removing any traces of food (much to his dislike and dismay), wierd thoughts popped into his head... strange thoughts...

"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Promote Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Tell your friends about how good Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are..."
"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."

A wierd taste was forming in his mouth... and it wasn't from the ick he releasing into the lavatory... it was a taste for Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies...

***

Principal Tio: *Blinked a few times, looking at Tk.* How... How can you not love these!?  *Takes the one out of Tk's hand, and scarfs it down.*

***

While Tio was scarfing his box down in front of Tk, Dash was unknowingly being followed...

Ms.Anari: *Eyes gleaming with determination... a crazy, somewhat evil determination...* -=Heh... heh... heh...=- *Hidden beneath her cloak was her hand... within her hand... was both a Mystery... and a Surprise...* -=When the little pizza boy least expects it... he's going to be the first to taste, and buy all of my delectable treats...=-

[Andy]

***

Principal Tio: *Blinked a few times, looking at Tk.* How... How can you not love these!?  *Takes the one out of Tk's hand, and scarfs it down.*

***

*TK blinked when the principle just took his already biten sweet and scarfed it down. He kept looking at him as he tried to scarf down as many as he could. He looked around and saw that many people have been doing the same.*

=This is too weird.=

*Then, he noticed how the girls are acting as the crowd went nuts over their sweets. He just made a pattern. Perhaps the sisters have something to do with the sweets and the way the crowd is acting.*

=Hmm. I wonder.=

[StevenM]

*Steven taps TK on the shoulder*

Steven: "I hate to seem paranoid, but I think those blokettes are turning people nutty with their half-baked plot to turn everyone into candy-craving zombies. Question: what should we do now?"

[Andy]

*TK jumped when he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned to look who it was and he saw an unfamiliar student he never saw before. He tilted his head as he listened to him.*

"Uh-huh. Okay. Uh.......Who are you?"

[StevenM]

Steven: "I joined your class the other day, remember? Science, the olive soda, the giant robot... I was the guy with the giant sword. Yeah, sorry about that. But, er, yeah. I think people are going nutty over those Shnikies. Any idea what we should do?"

[Andy]

*TK thought about it and just realized he had met him before. FOr the science class that is.*

"Oh right. The class. Yeah."

*Then, he mentioned about a giant robot. He was confused at that.*

"Uh. Giant robot? What giant robot?"

[StevenM]

Steven: "Well, there was all these people messing with the equipment, and, er, this giant robot appeared. And I think someone got covered in green stuff. Basically it was a giant robot, had a large shutdown button on its back. Some of the students tried to disable it... erm. Do giant robot attacks happen a lot in this town?"

[Andy]

*TK doesn't ever remember a giant robot at all, so he shook his head.*

"Uh. No. Don't remember. Heh." =I think the sweets have got to him, too.=

[OOC: There wasn't one at all in any of the rp threads we did. Just to let you know.]

[Blackcat]

As Jack knelt there, his body removing any traces of food (much to his dislike and dismay), wierd thoughts popped into his head... strange thoughts...

"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Promote Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Tell your friends about how good Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are..."
"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."

A wierd taste was forming in his mouth... and it wasn't from the ick he releasing into the lavatory... it was a taste for Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies...

Jack eyes started to change from red to green, then to red again, then to green, he had a huge headache and fainted...

Yuusuke the three head monkey looked at Jack, that was the most strange allergic reaction to food he had ever saw....

*Suddenly Jack wake up, one eye red, the other green, his fur was a mess, like he had a lot of static electricity or something...

JACK: MUST BUY MORE DASH!,Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies!, Promote Half-Baked Hoakie pizza!!!

Yuusuke: Uh? Are You ok?

[DashStPierre]

As Jack knelt there, his body removing any traces of food (much to his dislike and dismay), wierd thoughts popped into his head... strange thoughts...

"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Promote Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Tell your friends about how good Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are..."
"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."

A wierd taste was forming in his mouth... and it wasn't from the ick he releasing into the lavatory... it was a taste for Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies...

***

Principal Tio: *Blinked a few times, looking at Tk.* How... How can you not love these!?  *Takes the one out of Tk's hand, and scarfs it down.*

***

While Tio was scarfing his box down in front of Tk, Dash was unknowingly being followed...

Ms.Anari: *Eyes gleaming with determination... a crazy, somewhat evil determination...* -=Heh... heh... heh...=- *Hidden beneath her cloak was her hand... within her hand... was both a Mystery... and a Surprise...* -=When the little pizza boy least expects it... he's going to be the first to taste, and buy all of my delectable treats...=-

Dash's ears perked up...


HIYAAAAAA!!!

DAsh wheeled around and nailed Ms Anari with a spinning heel kick (of course he had no idea it was Ms. Anari at that moment...) and sent the poor teacher flying down the hall...just as Coach Miniac opened the door to the teacher's lounge...she hit the door with a loud thud...and fell to the ground. Dash, turned around, and saw what was behind him...

"OH MY GOSH...I AM SO SORRY MA'AM...I did not know that was you behind me...I just heard this chuckling and I reacted the first way I knew...I am so sorry..."

All Ms Anari could say was, "Mommy...somebody please get the little birdies away from me..." and she slumped to the floor. Dash saw something bulge from under her cloak. he walked over...took a whiff...then covered his nose and beat a hasty retreat to another part of the school, because he knew that Ms Anari was trying to cook again and he knew what happened the last time he tried one of her creations...and he still had the empty bottle of pink stuff in his locker as a reminder.

[Mechadon]

*Meanwhile*

Leon: In a vacated hallway a backpack lay at rest against a locker. It had been there for a while. Nobody had noticed or claimed it as their own.

(From within the locker)

Panzer:

Hey! Is anyone out there!? I’m in here! In this locker!
It’s my lock; I can tell you the combination.

Hello?

…Darn.

Leon: Don’t get your hopes up kid it was only me.

Panzer: Yah… I thought so.

Leon: Let me explain Panzer’s situation. This was supposed to be Panzer’s first day at his new school. He was on his way to the office to meet the principal when he stopped along the way to see if he could secure himself a locker. That’s when it happened. He was pushed from behind by an unknown assailant and locked inside.

Panzer: Darn it! I’m so stupid! They probably would have assigned me a locker anyways!

Leon: Because he never made it to the office, he is not on record for being in the school. No one will be sent to find him anytime soon. So his only hope is to attract the attention of another student or teacher passing by.

His plan? He will attempt to call out for help every ten minutes.

Good luck with that kid.

[Blackcat]

Yuusuke the three head monkey was escaping away from Jack when he crashed in the looker, destroying it, and freeing Panzer, but getting the two in trouble for destroying school property...or at least it should have if it wasnts because almost everyone was Nuts because of the Half Baked Hokie Shnikies

Jack: Here you are, just try a bite of Half-Baked Hoakie  Dash, is the best pizza ever, trust me!.

Yuusuke takes Panzer and runs away...

[StevenM]

[OOC: There wasn't one at all in any of the rp threads we did. Just to let you know.]

[OOC: Darn. What about that "One of them days" thread...?]

Steven: "...well, never mind. No giant robots, fair enough. But, er, cookie crazy people. What do we do?"

[Mechadon]

Leon: Guess what folks. There’s a doin’s transpiring!

Panzer is now liberated from the locker but now finds himself in a completely different situation.

Panzer:

Hey!

What’s going on?

Wait!

Go back! I need my backpack!

Slow down! You’re going too fast!

Where are you taking me?

No! You’re going the wrong way!

I need to get to the principals office!!

LET GO OF ME!!!!!  D@MN IT!!!!!

Leon: You’ll have to excuse Panzer’s use of harsh words. You can’t blame him. He’s been through a lot today.

He’s been shoved into a locker and strapped inside.

He had to eat paper from his notebook for launch.

He was forced to go to the bathroom in his own pencil case.

And now, he’s been kidnapped by a three-headed monkey of unknown origin.

[Blackcat]

Leon: Guess what folks. There’s a doin’s transpiring!

Panzer is now liberated from the locker but now finds himself in a completely different situation.

Panzer:

Hey!

What’s going on?

Wait!

Go back! I need my backpack!

Slow down! You’re going too fast!

Where are you taking me?

No! You’re going the wrong way!

I need to get to the principals office!!

LET GO OF ME!!!!!  D@MN IT!!!!!

Leon: You’ll have to excuse Panzer’s use of harsh words. You can’t blame him. He’s been through a lot today.

He’s been shoved into a locker and strapped inside.

He had to eat paper from his notebook for launch.

He was forced to go to the bathroom in his own pencil case.

And now, he’s been kidnapped by a three-headed monkey of unknown origin.

* Yuusuke, the three head monkey, lets Panzer go, he is not going to save those who don’t want to be saved...

*Jack, the small black cat, forces Panzer to eat a Half Baked Hokie Shnikie...

wierd thoughts popped into Panzer head... strange thoughts...

"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Promote Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Tell your friends about how good Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are..."
"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."

A wierd taste formed in Panzer mouth...it was a taste for Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies...

*Suddenly, Jack face changes into a blank expression...and his eyes turn back to normal

Jack: Whoa!, hey who are you?.

*But before anything happens one of the random students stuffed Jack with a lot of  Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies, and he changed back to the strange Jack with one red eye, and one green eye...

Jack: Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies,Half-Baked Hoakie Dash!

[DashStPierre]

Dash was able to slip into one of the abandoned classrooms on a side hallway. "Man, I gotta find out what is goin on with everybody and these weird Hokie Shnikie things. If I didn't have an allergic reaction to most sweets Id probably have been done in too (good thing Gram knows how to make her brownies so that they don't cause me to have a reaction and yet still make them amazing)."

[Mechadon]

Leon: What a horrible turn of events! Is there no sympathy for Panzer?

* Yuusuke, the three head monkey, lets Panzer go, he is not going to save those who don’t want to be saved...

Leon: Doesn't want to be saved!? Now that's not fair! He didn't know the monkey was trying to save him.

Now that good-for-nothing monkey left Panzer to his fate. Now he's been forced to consume one those awful Half-Baked Shniky Migins. Fortunately for him there are several flaws in the logistics of the psychological programming within these pastries.

Let’s analyze it.

"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Promote Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Tell your friends about how good Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are..."
"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."

Panzer doesn’t have any cash on him so he cannot buy more Half-Baked Chidi Midgets.
He also doesn’t have any friends so that cancels the fourth command.

What does this mean for Panzer? It means he won’t be turned into one of those zombie addicts. He’s just gonna have a little nap in the middle of the hallway.

Now, Panzer’s not really an aggressive type of guy. But he does have a sense of duty. So, when he wakes up, something is going to be done about this.

[Blackcat]

Dash was able to slip into one of the abandoned classrooms on a side hallway. "Man, I gotta find out what is goin on with everybody and these weird Hokie Shnikie things. If I didn't have an allergic reaction to most sweets Id probably have been done in too (good thing Gram knows how to make her brownies so that they don't cause me to have a reaction and yet still make them amazing)."

*For some unknown reason Jack finds Dash and that’s when he start to talk like a robot:

Jack: Directive number 1: Kill Dash, Primary objective found, ignore all other directives until primary objective is fulfilled. DASH YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!

[DashStPierre]

Dash: Ok I have no idea how you keep finding me but Im gonna take care of this right here right now.

With that Dash ripped out his umbrella and transformed into his battle armor right there in the classroom. Dash and Jack clashed arms and grappled for a few minutes, all the while Dash trying to get Jack to snap out of the spell of the Hokie Shnikies

Dash: Jack you have got to fight this...you haven't fought much before but I need you to fight this now...you are a friend of mine Jack and I do not want to hurt you...

[Blackcat]

*Normally Jack won’t be able to last a minute against Dash in his battle armor, but this wasn’t the normal Jack, he was haft normal Jack, half the one who appears when he is danger, plus he was wearing the cool black and green armor, so unless Dash decided to use the same fire attack that destroyed the school a while ago,  it looked like the fight was going to last long…

Unless…

*The same cute fox girl that rescued Jack in “~Little Tokyo High~ : It’s one of them days…” and put him the cool armor on earlier in this episode appears once more..

Fox girl: Look here! Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies! For free!

*And while Jack was distracted Dash hit Jack in the head and knocked him out, not a very honorable maneuver, but desperate times need desperate measures…

So with Jack knocked out, one question remains, who the heck is that girl?