~Little Tokyo High~ : Half Baked Hokie Shnikies

[Mechadon]

Leon: The lights have been off in the school's science lab, unoccupied by any other students or teachers. A desk had been turned on its side and propped up against the door. On the floor by the desk lay a fax machine that was taken from the computer room. Resting against the fax machine is our boy, Panzer, with a bloody handkerchief tied around his arm. Used syringes lie on the floor around him. The only things illuminating the lab are the blue LED’s on one of the chemical analysis machines and the green display on the fax machine confirming that messages had been sent and received. Panzer held the final fax print-out in his hand.

From: Palace Guard Civil Protection
To: Little Tokyo High School #343

Your blood samples have tested positive for the agent you’ve described. Units from Civil Protection and HAZMAT have been deployed. ETA is approximately 15 minutes. Good job kid. I suggest you find a safe place and stay there.

[DashStPierre]

*Normally Jack won’t be able to last a minute against Dash in his battle armor, but this wasn’t the normal Jack, he was haft normal Jack, half the one who appears when he is danger, plus he was wearing the cool black and green armor, so unless Dash decided to use the same fire attack that destroyed the school a while ago,  it looked like the fight was going to last long…

Unless…

*The same cute fox girl that rescued Jack in “~Little Tokyo High~ : It’s one of them days…” and put him the cool armor on earlier in this episode appears once more..

Fox girl: Look here! Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies! For free!

*And while Jack was distracted Dash hit Jack in the head and knocked him out, not a very honorable maneuver, but desperate times need desperate measures…

So with Jack knocked out, one question remains, who the heck is that girl?

Dash knew that he had to do something to hold Jack until the chemical in the Hokie Shnikies wore off and he returned to normal, but he also knew that that fox girl could give him another and theyd be back at square one, so he quickly pulled a rope out of his backpack and tied Jack up, then grabbed what appeared to be a blanket from a nearby closet and rolled Jack up in it, then tied it in a knot and stuck him in the closet.

Then his attention focused on the fox girl. Dash pulled a couple of gas pellets out of his pocket and threw them at the girl, knocking her unconscious. He tied her up in the same manner as Jack and left her in a closet on the other side of the room and then quietly slipped out. He was walking down the hall when he saw the flashing lights from where Panzer was hiding. He knocked on the door. "Panzer, its me...Dash...Can you let me in there?"

[Mechadon]

Pranzer opened his eyes when he heard his own name.  He stood up and looked through the little window in the door. The boy on the other side didn't appear to be under the influence of those Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies.

Leon: But appearences can be deceiving!

Panzer: Shut up Leon... now what did he say his name was?

Leon: Dash

Panzer: Thanks. Hey Dash! I guess you know my name from the sticker on my backpack.
Would you be so kind as to bring my backpack to me. I'll open this door for you.

Panzer bent down to pick up the syringes. He tossed them in a waste disposal on the wall. Panzer then pushed the desk to move it from the door. Then (Leon: surprise!) he opended the door.

[StevenM]

*clears his throat*

Steven: "HALF-BAKED HOAKIE SHNIKIES IS PEOPLE!!"

*the crowds carry on as always*

Steven: "So it's not wacky tobaccy, it's not sherbert, it's not snap, crackle, OR pop, and it's not people..."

*clicks his fingers*

Steven: "HALF-BAKED HOAKIE SHNIKIES ARE MADE FROM PURE 100% ANIMALOIDS!!"

*deafening nothingness*

[Mechadon]

Dash: "Man, I hope Jack realizes taht I was doing it for his own good. The only reason I did that to him was because I knew he was under the influence of those Hokie things and that way the effects would wear off and then we can go about it as perfectly normal students.

Time skipped a beat as Dash looked back at the closet... then back at Panzer.

Dash: Im gonna have to get him something and apologize for being mean...I do wish he would act a bit more mature though..." Dash thought all this as he brought Panzer his backpack. He quickly slipped in the door and shut it behind him and moved the desk back in front of it. "So were you able to find out what was in those weird Hokie Shnikie things?"

(The above lines originally were written by DashStPierre. Unfortunately, in my haste, I removed them. In hind-site I shouldn't have done that. These lines weren't too bad. My appologies. KZ~ )

Panzer retrieved his backpack from Dash.

Panzer: "Hey, thanks Dash"

He places the backpack on the ground and steps forward to shake Dash's hand.

"It's a shame I've had to make my acquaintance with you under these circumstances."

"Speaking of Hokie Shnikies; you wouldn't happen to have one on you right now? Cause I'm starving!"

The blood rushes out of Dash's face and he turns white.

Panzer: "Chill out man! I'm only kidding!"

"But seriously, you have to see this"

Panzer hands Dash pages upon pages of printouts full of data.

"These Hokie things have an adaptive chemical algorithm baked or should I say half-baked into them."

"Their main programming, well... you've heard it before"

"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Promote Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
"Tell your friends about how good Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are..."
"Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."

“But if these Shnikes encounter any resistance either biologically or from external factors, it will change itself. Though, in most cases, victims will still chant the original program. Even when the effects of the Hokies wear off, the modified algorithm remains in the system. This means that if the victim eats another, they will become more dangerous than before. The Hokies change the victim to be more aggressive the next time around. If the cycle continues, then they go from aggressive to murderous.”

“After reaching these conclusions, I had no choice. Nobody in this school can handle this situation. So I faxed this data to the Palace Guard Civil Protection along with an explanation. At first they thought I was joking. That changed when they saw the data I sent. Now they’re sending a HAZMAT team. They’re gonna put the whole school under quarantine.”

“We should stay here until they arrive.”

[Blackcat]

*Now, Jack may be unconscious, but his mind was still active, so he started to HALLUCINATE. He saw a round table in a dark room, he was there, and OTHER him was there, one with red eyes, there was also a GIRL that looked at lot like him, only it had blue eyes.

Red eyes Jack: Good, I’m glad you are finally here, we really need to talk. You must stop being such a coward and a wimp, if today anything has been proved, is that you just cant use me to save you every time.

Jack: What going on here? Who are you two?

Blue eyes Black cat girl: We are part of you, I’m you femme fatale side and he is your wild cat side....

Jack: I can understand to have a personification of my instincts and desires, but a female side? That’s just wrong!

Blue eyes black cat girl: Hey!, is not my fault if you are a weirdo.

*Well, I have to start explaing what the heck is wrong with Jack someday, and since he is unconscious...

[Blackcat]

*Meanwhile Jack was still hallucinating…

Jack: Ok, so even in my own head I get no love from girls…what a huge loser I am.

*Jack cries like a baby, but only in his hallucination, the real Jack is still K.O

Red eyes Jack: That’s my point, what the heck is wrong with you? You have a inferiority complex or something?

Blue eyes black cat girl: And who the heck is that foxgirl? Maybe she wants to be your girlfriend or something, why else would she help you?

Red eyes Jack: Money, she is probably hired by the same who have Jack that new armor…and before you ask, no Jack, I too am clueless.

*Meanwhile, in the real world, the fox girl woke up all tied up, with ropes and rolled up in a blanked, inside a dark place…

Fox girl: AHHH!!! ITS TOO DARK!!! HELP!!!

[Mechadon]

Narrator: Meanwhile, at the Pizza Cat Emporium, we find two transport helicopters full of HAZMAT personnel sitting in the Pizza Cat drive-through.

Francine: Let’s see here. 23 Large Pepperoni, 17 Large with just cheese, 15 Large Anchovies, 13 Large Catfish with Extra Mayonnaise, 12 Medium Meat-lovers, 3 Small Vegetarians, 1 Small Bacon and Egg with Extra Mustard, 5 Spaghetti and Haggis combos, 4 Baked Potatoes with Yogurt, 2 Baked Potatoes with Seaweed, and 75 2-liter bottles of Soft Drinks.

And that comes to… 1294 dollars and 97 cents.

HAZMAT Squad Commander: “Oh my! I don’t think I have that money on me right now."

Francine: “That’s okay. Would you like those funds transferred from an offshore account?”

Squad Commander: “We’re also in a hurry to be somewhere. Tell you what; you and your employees can have free vaccinations for two years.”

Francine: “SUPER! Sounds like a deal! Come on! SPEEDY! GUIDO! DOUBLE TIME! These people have to go!”

*Speed and Guido come around the back with two Power Loader Exo-Suits*

Speedy: “Francine! Quit yelling at me; you’re going to make me drop these.” “Yo! Where do you want these?”

Squad Commander: “Load ‘em in the second chopper”

Guido: “Hey, Speedy is this everything?”

Speedy: “No no! I gotta go back for more and Polly’s coming around with the drinks.”

Narrator: Looks like this could take a while folks. You’re going to have to be patient.

[DashStPierre]

Dash: Well Panzer I hope those guys get here soon...the entire school is being overrun with all these Half Baked Hoke dealios going around (although at least I now have enough money to get a laptop)

[KyoZaber]

Okie dokie.
I've made most of the changes I felt were needed.

To those who've lost the text they put in while RP'ing in the story, I'm sorry.
I'm attatching to this post a printout I made of the RP before I started cutting down posts.
The printout contains everything as it originally was.

It's not much. But I didn't feel fully right just zapping your posts into nothingness.

As for other changes...
I've enacted the new following rules.

Rule 4:No More Narrators.
-They're spreading like wild-fire, and making things even more difficult to follow.
-No more narrators.

Rule 5:Posts are now limited.
- I started something with extra-big posts, and it's coming back to bite me in the toosh.
- Please, limit your posts (as much as possible) to at least 1 paragraph. (5 - 6 Sentances.)
- If you are going to write down a descriptive action or series of events, try to do it in conjunction with a fellow player. (Use the PM system and converse.)
- I will start trying to limit my own posts. However you all need to know that since I'm manageing multiple characters, I at times will need the extra space.
- Above all... Make sure to write enough to get your point accross.
-- My main problem here is that extra long posts become difficult to follow. We've all got to focus on making smaller steps instead of great big leaps.

They are in Little Tokyo High... The Rules~!
http://www.edoropolis.org/forums/index.php?topic=29.0

In my haste to do what I thought was right, I may have done more harm than good.
I don't want to be a complete prick, however I'm sure I've failed at even that.
I'm going to make a compaints thread. Feel free to voice concerns / complaints about me or my directions I'm taking in the RP.

I won't take any complaints about other players though.
If you have a beef with someone, take care of it via PM.

Without futher adue... I again appologize for the delay.
And re-open the stage to the stars...
All of you... *Bows, and walks off of the stage.*

[KyoZaber]

*Beside Steven and Tk, a crowd formed...*

Crowd *Chanting*: "Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
                           "Eat more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
                           "Promote Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."
                           "Tell your friends about how good Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies are..."
                           "Buy more Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies..."

[KyoZaber]

As you all wish.
This RP has been closed, locked, and finished.

Now... 
Here's a skinny of what was happening in the background, and where this story was going to go...

Chances are... some of you might've noticed that I introduced 2 foods into this RP at the beginning.
-Ms.Anari's Mystery Surprise
-The 3 Sisters' Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies

The Half-Baked Hoakie Shnikies was a mind inducing agent with a twist.
-A physical dependance on Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies.
-A need to continually support & promote Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies.
-Help propagate Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies through out the world.

It was basically an evil ploy for only money. With everyone buying Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies, the girls would've been rich.

Ms.Anari's Mystery Surprise was geared up to be our antidote... as you may have guessed... with a twist.
-All effects from Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies would be cured / removed.
-The user would develop symptoms of mild food poisoning.
-After an explosion of a green cloud, the user would be forest green for 2 weeks.

I personally asked Andy if he would allow his character to have what I called "an iron stomach" which meant (in my version) that Tk would be fully immune to all of the effects of not only the Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies, but Ms.Anari's horrible cooking as well. (He would actually like what Ms.Anari cooked... while everyone else would be ready to go to a hospital from anything she made.)

He accepted, and therefore we continued with the story from there. It was meant as a part of a ruse to keep you folks guessing.

The next part of the story involved one or all of you becoming infected (Tk not included) with Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies, only to begin being saved by Ms.Anari's Mystery Surprise.

This part of the story fell through however because no one wanted to go with what I was setting down as an effect of the Half Baked Hoakie Shnikies and Ms.Anari's antidote. The error on my part was multiple. I'm not getting into details, however I will not make the same mistakes again.

Instead what we got was chaos. Students running everywhere trying to kill one another. A strike force (which after I read it wasn't actually too bad.), a bunch of Puu Chuu people (I have no idea why I threw them in.), and a smoldering crater where a once decent RP used to be.

In the end...
I'd ask that in the future if I ask one of you to do something in a PM, please heavily consider it before saying "no."
I don't ask of you too much, so when I do ask I would greatly appreciate it if you'd help me out.
If you don't want to, I'll understand.

However if there is a status ailment that befalls your character, it must take precedence over anything else. If you wish for something different to take place, suggest it to me. If I say no, I would appreciate it if you'd respect my wishes.

If you don't listen to me... I won't ban you from the RP (yet)... However nothing good may come your characters way... especially if I can think of it.
(Oooo~ Yeah. Real big threat. Be afraid.)

Anyway... This is all...
A proper conclusion will be written later.
Thank you, and good night.

~The End~